bros using a casamigos bottle as a water bottle. you think he boozes? does he go hard on the weekend? didn’t know i was in class with mr raftus himself 💪
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i think it’s a good beer but it’s not a great beer. it does the job. it’s ol’ reliable. sure id rather have a banquet but i think its the best light beer. thanks.
picked up some goodies earlier. now chatting to the local old head alum about when the buffs won the natty back in his day. beers and buff mac. have a day.
peckish flipnight tap the fuck in. had a rum n coke pitcher, green tea shot, and a beer for $1 all by the flip of a coin. THIS IS BOULDER HERITAGE!!!!!!
oh good god. ripped some blow. ripped some K. started at about 11 am. ended up at the downer. now i am being mysterious by the the water cooler. papa has been for too long
forgot the haircut update from earlier. the fellas will be disappointed to hear that i did in fact get a boulder mullet again (as always). it’s more of a “i’m gonna fuck your mom” mullet and not “i’m gonna fuck my cousin” mullet. barber was gay so it’s fire
love when girls go off the deep end and turn into witches n shit. girl from my high school did and literally just posts her bare tiddies on IG. has a shaved head now tho but the bonkers r massive!!!
first intramural soccer match today. last season was spoiled by a team of arab fellas. the referee was also arab. i’m playing with a chip on my shoulder this season. my fraternity brothers are locked and loaded.
hate when girls are like “this and yap 😜”. no. shut up. only i’m allowed to yap when i’m hammered and want to tell you about an obscure athlete from 10 years ago.
goodmorning legends. first day of class. i hit 100 followers finally over night. thinking of something special to do. drop any suggestions. hog reveal? be great today!