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“I think I'm gonna reroute my trip.” Crone, Scribbler, Displaced Swamp Thing. She/Her.

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@AndreaAHarris1
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Hello, fellow kids! *adjusts skateboard in walker bag*
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@hamnaw77 @oldenoughtosay She's lucky you didn't cause the person having a seizure a permanent injury because you wanted to grandstand how morally better you were than everyone else.
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@ergonoatia @BenjaminGJW @SpiritofPines All of you are terrible people and I hope you go bankrupt and end up living in a run-down motel.
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@flglmn But your wife LIES look at that FACE she is SKIN AND BONES. My cats are not looking at me as I type this.
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@ImMeme0 @punished_cobalt @007__Aj Well welcome to me and everyone I went to school with. I didn't go to Fist of Fury High like you apparently did, but a normal public high school. But now I know that you don't think it's any big deal that some kids ganged up on another one and murdered them.
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@african_output @abadbitxh @esjesjesj @ArthurOwen2024 @alloyps5 Do you use your brain to keep your car keys in or something.
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@yesits_vitaminC @oldenoughtosay OK I believed this until I got "they are encouraging Snape behavior" and now I'm sure it's one of the famous Reddit Lies.
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@francisxwolf This just in: IDF forces find a Hamas data center under every bed in the country.
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@TannerMireault @JUNlPER You pay for this free website.
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@HannahPosted I'm scratching my head at this whole thing, but especially at the idea that it's somehow a terrible oppression for a waiter to write a birthday message in chocolate sauce on a plate, which takes like 30 seconds. I mean being in waitstaff sucks, but fight for higher wages or sthg.
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@AngryBlackLady I don't even know what to say about this. I mean it's obviously a goof, but even the idea. After a week of starting the car every single thing in that garage -- the bedsheets, the desk -- will be covered with a thin layer of soot and smell like petroleum.
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@no_earthquake @sipsandchalsa Yeah. Women suddenly realizing they can’t stand their boyfriends is quite common, but they don’t talk about it like that.
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@nickelpin @GenerationWhyEn @kayteterry I’m sorry, I’m from Florida and I can’t believe those people are just calmly standing there taking photos. If I saw that big lad cross (and cross, and *cross*) the path I was on, my skeleton would jump completely out of my skin.
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@RachelConnoll14 Do they think the cops are running after him like in an old silent film
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@ImMeme0 @punished_cobalt @007__Aj You were clearly a bully yourself and still are, with a lot of violent tendencies that should probably be reported to your local police station. I bet you beat your kids.
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@bitoast @morgvanny @willmenaker Medieval peasants understood things like weather and how light changes during the day, possibly even better than the average modern person. This is more like not having a mind, just a skull full of bees or something.
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@TheVDubya @ItsMatt_Again Most of Australia is an inhospitable desert.
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@josiahwsutton “Imagining you’re someone you’re not” is the fundamental basis for creating and appreciating fiction as well as basic empathy. But I’m guessing these gentlemen are untroubled by the need for those things.
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@GenerationWhyEn @nickelpin @kayteterry They are Living Gods at that point, our puny presence does not register.
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@Milo_Edwards @EzioAKS "My pants", lol, my PANS.
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@jesawyer “You aren’t allowed to say that!” people proving once again they’ve never suffered serious pushback whenever they’ve said anything.
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@SUPATWINKBASHER @CrabbyAshley @InternetHippo "I base my child-raising behavior on how tigers--a species of wild animal which is only related to my species by being a mammal--treat their cubs." Yeah, totally not abusive, does he know feline male parents often kill their young to keep rivals down.
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@focusfronting God, I am so tired of these stale edgelords with their shriveled little husks of jokes that they keep trying to pass off as the freshest of exotic fruit.
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@AnaNuann @african_output @abadbitxh @esjesjesj @ArthurOwen2024 @alloyps5 Nobody's getting "replaced". It's just some bigots trying to get attention online.
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@NicholasJLevi @GreatCheshire He just kept *doing it* after being corrected multiple times? Amazing, amazing.
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@dieworkwear If that's a pocket inside a pocket I... I want it. A woman's lust for pockets knows no bounds.
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@SamtheNightOwl It is true that schools are mostly fluorescent-lit prisons but it's not the teachers' fault, they're stuck in there too.
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@NewEricHoffer @0xiTweets @eligaultney @LunaOi_VN Someone saying something tastes good is not “gaslighting” even if it turns out you don’t like it.
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@lucisev @mayannaise_x3 Yeah, it’s not about “not picking up on it”. It’s denying it after someone explains it to you. For some reason it’s fashionable *among neurotypicals* to declare that there is no symbolism or hidden meaning in anything, that that’s all a grift to give teachers something to do.
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@lachancenaomi27 I like how they're treating the protesters like their desire to have an official representative talk to the press is ridiculous and unprecedented.
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@MNateShyamalan Layers of the creamiest whip cream and custardiest custard you have ever had. It's called something like "Butty Dick."
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@flglmn These are actually pretty good. I'm drinking the quince something version now. They don't knock me out or do anything special though so I'm guessing this dude's friend put knockout stuff in the can to shut off the tradcath babble for a bit.
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@bloodberry_tart Imagining all the ultra-orthodox Jews and Hasidic Jews glaring at this guy with his big disrespectful Star of David on the back of his football jacket.
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@Karnythia I've never understood this "I wish my mom was home!" thing. Why? You aren't home, you're at school or out with your friends. And if she has a day job, when you are home (like, at night) so is she!
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@PresidentSunday She could just roll her eyes and go "yeah, right, embarrassing!" and move on, instead of digging herself into a hole. But whatever.
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@InternetHippo @epiktistes I love how this is sacred “free speech” but cussing out a transphobe will get you banned for being “violent”.
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@XiranJayZhao I can't quite get over how *specific* the assassin's reasons for shooting Abe were:
Tweet media one
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@Milo_Edwards @EzioAKS I regularly get rid of my spices when they go out of date or start to smell off, but I *replace* them.
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@Milo_Edwards @EzioAKS Also I figured I should belatedly mention I *wash* my pants after cooking with them. I'm cringing at the thought of several days sausage grease buildup. How are they not dead.
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@opinonhaver Are they actually crying that they are being “humiliated” by having these statues of slaveowners melted down? Well GOOD. They *should* feel humiliated.
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@TheRealJoeKewl @justbrizigs @WillSloanEsq Bugs is not to be messed with. He could kill you as soon as look at you.
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@PeterCorless @CraigEwert @oldenoughtosay Exactly. It's not a secret or anything. There's tons of writing on the issue. But it's obvious (to me anyway) that having the government pick an official religion is neither good for the government or the religion. Just look at how the Christian faith in the US is after just a ->
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@JimKiwi_ @mcmansionhell 80% of Japanese houses are still built from wood, "earthquake proof" just means able to hold together better, not made of some imaginary tougher material. As for fire, incidents of house fires have actually gone down in recent years.
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@cd_hooks They’re saying that kids are calling “because the app told them to.” Well I guess the Chinese government knows the best way to undermine America is to actually treat it like it works as advertised!
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@Very__Regular "Some peoples' mothers have passed away". My mother died many years ago but this is just the sort of joke that would make her laugh her ass off.
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@Green_Paraclete @HistoriaCivilis You’re afraid to go to a hypothetical dinner with a “girl from church” unless there’s a “chaperone” present.
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@nickelpin @GenerationWhyEn @kayteterry I think they are the sort of deity whose shrines are best avoided.
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@TinyWriterLaura @RealismHelps An England flag is a sure fire marker of a totally useless person on here.
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@MemeWide @Cartoon_Cynic @LauraJedeed @inquisitivevic I have *never* fucking heard of this in my life. What the HELL.
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@emptytesticles It wouldn't "dominate" mine because I would never go near it.
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@mac_thecurator @ErrataRob The police aren’t paid to solve crimes, they’re paid to arrest people and “keep the peace”, and laptop theft is considered petty crime so no detective is going to be assigned to the case.
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@TinyWriterLaura A few years ago a high school student had terrible constant back pain and her doctor told her she just needed to lose weight. 1) She was not overweight, she weighed iirc about 120 lbs. 2) turned out she had cancer and had to have her entire leg amputated up to her hip.
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@iamdulma @OGHighWay @JoshuaPHilll “Brown people go there. Burn it down!”
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@Karnythia @fran3kly I think it's also actually illegal in a lot of places to have that many kids sharing a bedroom.
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@KingXerberus @Ettin64 I doubt he is concerned so much with “not offending” as he is with not getting any flack for being a bigot.
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@MamaCassOFee @Karnythia @fran3kly No it doesn't. Have one or two kids at the most, don't have more. A uterus isn't a clown car.
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@sirsamgrace @poisonjr Why would they put anyone neurodiverse into a *retail* job? These are miserable, draining positions for even neurotypical people. Being forced to plaster a fake smile on and deal with hundreds of people a day at a grocery store cashier job nearly sent me to the hospital!
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@JerusalemDemsas I would not spend $2000 on being a bridesmaid for family, never mind… whatever this is. The last wedding I went to was a pagan handfasting in the woods. I wore my nicest goth club dress and we all stood in a circle. Later we went to Olive Garden.
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@GuestName10 @crulge Open heart surgery is traumatic, and patients have been known to suffer mental trauma that expresses itself in being emotionally distant or cold. They need counseling, not Facebooky gurning over “haunted hearts”. Also the bit about “she was gay but her new heart turned her
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@SophieH_2023 @_celia_bedelia_ @pooltroof @cacheblaster The toolman argues anyway because he’s basically a hammer in human form.
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@MNateShyamalan @zachsilberberg He smoked half a joint and now deep time is Revealed to him.
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@PeterCorless @CraigEwert @oldenoughtosay bit of extra power over the legislature in the past few years. I wouldn't trust any of the churches' word on God after seeing their antics.
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@hannibalsexwife Videos like these, where people make "food" in blatantly unsanitary ways, are deliberately made outrageous for clout. The more people yell about them, the more people will watch the videos to get appalled. I don't know what "lifestyle" this is except frank greed.
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@dieworkwear @nkosmido What I’m getting from these responses defending the family is people in the US really resent people with high intellectual accomplishments, like getting a PhD. I keep seeing “did he just do it for praise”. Like, obviously not? It takes years to get a PhD.
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@keewa Yeah same here. All the people saying “they missed making so much money!” The cafe workers aren’t going to see any of that money, what are you talking about.
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@mrnastynodrama Then he did the Wakanda pose.
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@ebarcuzzi On the other hand Miami real estate brokers should all be jailed for life on principle so it's one of those "the worst person you know made a good point" instances.
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@her4231 @BrandonPic83461 @BiscAnemone @fox13seattle Checked this guy’s tl and he’s a thorough bigot who couldn’t get a story right if his life depended on it.
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@MaxWithNanos @dieworkwear What is your obsession with "assimilation"? Do you hate your own ancestors so much? People like you have this imaginary "American character" that everyone should strive to make themselves into, but it doesn't actually exist outside of a few white supremacy tracts.
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@alxcharlesdukes @Plz_Relax_ That's okay, the officials you voted for will give your data and lots of money to their big trade partners... *check notes* in China.
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@santana_abraxas @thegoblinfury They had already been marauding at the forest's edges but were pretty intimidated by it, after all Saruman had once been known to walk around in it trying to talk to Treebeard (per the book). He's a wizard, not someone to cross, they had to wait for permission.
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@sdunbabin @nrduford No one is “ruined by weed.”
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@dwdavison The symptoms of this are apparently headaches, nausea, dizziness. There are a number of explanations of this that make more sense than scifi rayguns, including hangovers from too many mojitos the night before, and drinking too much Cuban coffee.
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@TannerMireault @JUNlPER LOL you have nothing but cliches, you've learned nothing, you are nothing.
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@ettingermentum We'd still have a war criminal but at least he would be "well-spoken" and make us feel special!
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@Count_Dandyman @c0mf0rta61ynum6 @AnneMarbleAAR @esjesjesj @AbertRollan_ Well, none of these people read the Bible or any other Christian literature and probably don’t even go to church.
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@MuskratElno @CantEverDie And here I thought she was just going to say it was writing obsessively about her s3x habits as if the entire world was absolutely fascinated with--oh.
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@minute5072 Buying a house and renting it to friends of yours is not "buying your friends a house" by any stretch of the imagination, but we live in interesting times.
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@corsent I just don't understand why these vehicles are so high. Why do people want to drive cars they need to rappel up to get into? I don't need a staircase to get into my Nissan subcompact. And I can see what's in front of me!
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@mabster314 "the tones, the micro expressions[...], the bits you falter over..." Looking for weaknesses in a patient's "story" is what this sounds like to me.
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@MrPostsGood Only old bigots still whine about Rhodesia.
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@RBAngryCommie @nrduford Why not just do a tiny bit of weed instead of a spliff the size of a rolling pin.
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@realAAAbbott @mediumproof "I'd let my spouse die of a painful disease sooner so I could save my retirement fund" Well okay now that we know what your price is.
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@JimKiwi_ @mcmansionhell I'm sorry, but this irritating reply to posts that has become popular on here is meaningless, and I'm going to decide that you have no reply to anything I've said and don't know what you're talking about. Have a day.
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@OurFatherChaos @TheHistoryOfTh2 @alecrogers1968 @dieworkwear @alt_historian Someone whose account is called “the history of Americans” sure doesn’t know anything about American history, especially the part where whole city neighborhoods were razed so expressways could be built. Cities have been redesigned many times!
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@vinn_ayy Not since it found out about the sweet, delicious taste of gopher.
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@notliamanders0n What would we ever do without useless liberal gestures of pretend solidarity that somehow make things worse.
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@archibaldcrane @osamabishounen Homeless people can't afford to pay rent, that's why they're homeless. More apartments is a good idea but it doesn't have a whole lot to do with helping people who have no money at all to move into anything. So they also need to build more shelters and open more clean bathrooms.
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@CantEverDie That’s not true. Many Sixties protesters were against war in principle, not just because they felt it made them look bad or they didn’t want to be drafted. Just because a self-serving politician says it doesn’t make it true for everyone.
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@OfficialNFB1 @RobertTolppi I bet you make a big show of crying when someone in your family dies then get furious when they don't name you in the will.
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@Green_Paraclete @HistoriaCivilis I know you're just saying this to be provocative and because you don't think that people on the internet are real. But this sort of thing is just posturing in the 21st century. No one actually believes this "keeping pure" nonsense, it went out with old ladies in hairnets.
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@HEMI6point1 @ask_aubry I had to sign all sorts of disclaimers to get my fibroid-riddled uterus taken out at the age of 54 so that’s a lie if they claim that. What the doctor is really saying is he’s a religious fanatic and misogynist.
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@dieworkwear I love it when these dudes try the "ur a hoemoe!" nonsense in twenty-twenty-three. Come on into the 21st century, fellas. The water's fine.
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@erikmbaker I’ve been noticing an uptick in bad, aggressive driving over the past couple of years.
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@WholeTimeDavid @uncanny_eli It’s manipulative. “I bought you all food! How dare you not stock my book!” Also staff are powerless to decide such things, you should talk to the bookstore’s owner.
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@BrandonPic83461 @BiscAnemone @fox13seattle So you based your arguments on a *more vague* article with *less detail* than the other one? Get out of here, adults are talking.
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@GuestName10 @crulge straight” should set off all your alarms.
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@Shyte2608 @saltysauerkraut He thinks it’s edgy and cool.
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