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Alfred Schulz

7 years

It’s @fox32news ’ @kavanagh_anne interviewing (a toothless 6 year old) me & (a 14 year old) @BillSchulz about the @ChicagoBears trading the “cool” @JimMcMahon in 1989. Featuring cameos from; @RobinRobinson @BruceWolfChi & @tacobell

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

6 years

Helen Susan Schulz. Welcome to the world, sweetie pie. May you never be on Twitter again. (Hi, mommy @HollyPalmieri )

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

2 years

@secupp Wilco post Uncle Tupelo Cream post Yardbirds Led Zeppelin post Yardbirds Big Star post Box Tops Pearl Jam post Mother Love Bone Breeders post Pixies Neil Young & Crazy Horse post Buffalo Springfield Faces post Jeff Beck Group

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

2 months

I am not a Democrat. I come from a long line of republicans. I want both Kamala and Tim to take many many press conferences. But, this is the most important election of my life. I just want sane people to know how crucial it is to vote Harris/Walz.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

8 years

Does seem odd to me that the side constantly talking about how things are "rigged" aren't getting their emails hacked constantly.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

5 years

Lovely night! @melaniestarling @movingsideways @hannahcomedian Wish you were there @aaronhodges @JaredRizzi @HiItsDustin @Ollotreb

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

6 years

Can you believe what Donald Trump did? Oh man. And don’t get me started on those clowns in Congress... I bet the press is having a field day with all this.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

5 years

FOR NOW you can listen to the last 4 episodes of SitDown w/Alfred & Chris available on the SiriusXM app. It was a pleasure doing the show. Thank you for listening and calling. We proudly welcomed some of the coolest people to ever come into that building. Cheers! And see you soon

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

4 years

Tonight was my last night as a citizen of New York City. As a kid I dreamed of living here. I’m a lucky man. Here’s to the future, with appreciation to the past. Thank YOU (11 years, 4 apartments, one wife, one daughter, infinite memories)

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

6 years

Realizing that every 30 something in Brooklyn dresses just like Fletch. (Hate how much I still love this movie)

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

5 years

Wanna see my me looking bald and fat, my daughter looking real cute, and my family being my family?

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

2 years

@roywoodjr Flying to Chicago with my wife we ended up getting $6 grand worth of credit to simply take a flight that was an hour or so later. We spent that credit on free flights to Europe.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

2 years

@Super70sSports In that era you could find 1 minute of footage of any player in the league fighting the Pistons.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

4 years

Rufus Robinson Dawes, officer for the Union Army and his great great grandson, Alfred George Schulz who once got in trouble for doing an impression of Bane on the radio.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

3 years

My Fall Plans The delta variant

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

4 years

We don’t talk about Cloris Leachman enough. 94 years old. Mary Tyler Moore Show, Young Frankenstein, Bad Santa, amazing. 🙏

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

8 years

"Why you make me do this???!!!" - Melania Trump, backstage right now, yelling at her husband #RNCinCLE

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

5 years

@JeffreyGoldberg Drinking norms don’t apply when flying. Don’t scotch shame, Jeff.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

6 years

Trump changed our protocol at the border. Media reported on it. People got mad. Trump said it’s the Dems fault for not changing immigration laws. Trump is using the children as leverage. That’s exactly what happened, right? How can that be debated? Actually curious.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

4 years

The bloodlust on this site is insane. It’s often spewed by people I know personally are hypocrites of the worst order.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

1 year

@jarebexar14 @StephenKing @kayleighmcenany @Mike_Pence Australia is not a city. Read.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

3 years

Anti vaxxers are going to be REALLY upset when they find out how dangerous cars are.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

6 years

Dems, cut the shit. Elect the best candidate who can win Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania. Sure, throw in Florida and Ohio too. If that’s not your only focus YOU’VE coluded with Russia. Get serious or get out of the way.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

5 years

Do I miss live tweeting debates? Yeah, a little. Do I miss spending every workday dealing with the hell that is our politics and have to watch it rot the brains of everyone? No, ma’am. Here’s a cute pic of my daughter looking cooler than anyone!

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

6 years

Why do you follow Trump on twitter? Seriously. It makes news every time he tweets. You won’t miss a thing if you’re not following him. So how about you stop following him? It’s actually ridiculous TO follow him. So just stop. Thanks! Byeeeeeee

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

4 years

Perhaps my single biggest problem with the President is that he is purposely divisive every single day. I can't think of a single US President in history who purposely tried to divide the country on a daily basis. It's incredibly depressing.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

4 years

@StephenAtHome Easy, Colbert...

Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

4 years

My plans: 2020:

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

2 years

“I ain’t afraid of no ghosts” is a double negative. And yes, I am afraid of ghosts.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

6 years

Our brave Vice President leading Space Force

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

3 years

@Iearnhistory @JuddApatow

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

5 years

When this is over, the world celebrates. That has never really happened before. In world wars there were losers. Some people weren’t happy. After this THE WORLD celebrates. That’s pretty amazing.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

4 years

She was the best choice for a win. Thank God she has experience, is an adult, & can easily step into the office if need be. For once Dems made the smart move. Also it will be wonderful to have a black woman as Vice President of this country, if they win & I hope to God they do.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

6 years

The oldest person in the US, Lessie Brown, dies at the age of 114. A reminder that I wholeheartedly believe that that title is cursed.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

5 years

Hey, I might not have a job there anymore but it was totally worth it to devote a whole hour of national radio to Weekend at Bernie’s. One year ago. I have no regrets. God bless.

Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

6 years

Tomorrow night @BillSchulz @mattsinger @movingsideways and I talk 29 years of “Weekend at Bernie’s”...for the hour. 6pm ET on @SIRIUSXM 121. What the hell is wrong with us?

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

4 years

I get so embarrassed when I hear the term “Proud Boys”. How do you not fucking die of embarrassment every time you refer to yourself as a member of the Proud Boys? Our country is full of terrified losers who desperately need to pay for friends.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

8 years

Be above 35 years old, be a born citizen, say nice things to veterans & their families, be nice to babies. #PresidentialRequirements

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

5 years

Tagging along with my super stars. @HollyPalmieri and Helen stopped returning my phone calls after their tv appearance this morning.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

6 years

It’s funny that The Eagles talk about the mystery that surrounds the lyrics to “Hotel California”. Um the hotel is the state of California & how people come to fulfill their dreams but it’s all about shallow vanity and it’s hard to escape. Any other brain busters Mr. Henley?

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

5 years

Hello @ChicagoBears . Buh bye @packers Love, The Schulz’s

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

5 years

Hey guys, quick question, any hacks to deal with a new, weird office mate? Like, a real downer of a person. (Example: NEVER laughing at my jokes OR impressions. Always telling me to “keep it down” and “brush my teeth”. Total nightmare...)

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

4 years

Very proud of @HollyPalmieri and @HellenCutiePiePartyGurl420 !

TODAY

@TODAYshow

4 years

Holly Palmieri Schulz, director and host of @TodaySXM on SiriusXM, takes us through a day in her life as a busy working mom to her young daughter. @VickyNguyenTV offers some tips to handle working from home with toddlers.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

4 years

Listening to Jon Stewart is a reminder that he seems to be smarter, have more empathy, and understands politics better than almost anyone in our horrific pundit class. Most are frauds. Trust me.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

5 years

Keep in mind that being a father of a girl is not something you chose. It's luck. You should get zero moral credit for simply having a daughter. Just be the best father you can be, no matter your kid's gender.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

4 years

Is Coming 2 America as good as the original, which is one of the best comedies ever? No. But it scratches a lot of itches and it’s real fun. Watch it. Two of my favorite actors ever share the screen for the first time. The damn movie is free if you have Amazon.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

4 years

Biden is far from perfect. But the reason Biden is being classy right now is because he’s NOT Trump. I am voting for him precisely because he’s not Trump.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

5 years

For hire! (Note: I only play on toy sets made for children. Non negotiable)

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

4 years

I still say chess is pretty boring...

Richard Palmer

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4 years

The Queen knights Sir Tom

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

5 years

“Helen, The CDs are in alphabetical order by artist, but the albums are chronological within the artist. SO ‘Clouds Taste Metalic’ goes AFTER ‘Transmissions from the Satelite Heart’, duh!” Pretty busy day at the office... #BringYourChildToWorkDay

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

5 years

Watching Real Time, because I hate myself. Hey Dems, literally all you have to do is elect someone who can carry Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Michigan, and maybe Florida and Ohio. Just ask who can win there. If you’re not doing that, you’re ruining America by re-electing this dude.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

5 years

Wanna feel old? The Olsen twins turned 53 today.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

4 years

We are not a center right country we are without question a center left one. The GOP has only won the popular vote once since 1992 yet the courts and our congress don’t reflect that. Something is wrong.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

2 years

@Super70sSports A real murderers row…

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

5 years

She started today after 3 months of maternity leave. Listen to @TodaySXM . She makes the family real proud. Oh and give her a follow @HollyPalmieri

Holly Palmieri

@HollyPalmieri

5 years

See you tomorrow morning on @TODAYshow Radio 🎤💕 @TodaySXM channel 108 (Thanks for the shirt @bhaviland !!)

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

5 years

When I was a young child I declined to be in a commercial with Mike Ditka because I thought he would yell at me like yelled at his players. I wish that wasn't a true story.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

7 years

Now I'm no foodie, but based purely on the smell, I'm guessing the guy in front of me on the train is eating a rotten butthole sandwich.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

5 years

I want to open a bar called The Orca, and have it modeled off of the interior of Quint’s boat.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

6 years

Madonna turns 60 today, making her 8 years older than Rue McClanahan in the first season of “The Golden Girlsl. Have a great day!

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

5 years

When the Rockford Peaches signed Babe Ruth...

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

7 years

Trump Jr. praises himself for being transparent, while criticizing the New York Times for forcing him to be transparent.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

4 years

I'm a little amazed that more people aren't more upset right now. Our President is normalizing formally contesting an election so a court of handpicked judges can rule in his favor. This is opening pandora's box and maybe the worst thing he has ever done.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

4 years

Does this look like an appropriate father/son interaction to you?

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

3 years

I was just telling my 2 and a half year old that tomorrow morning we are going to go to the supermarket. She said “ok! And the the liquor store?” Please don’t tell anyone.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

5 years

Quick reminder that impeachment shouldn’t be a happy thing. It’s all sad. Very very sad.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

5 years

You’re not evil if you vote for Sanders/Warren and you’re not evil if you vote Biden/Bloomberg. Y’all have got to chill. None of the them are perfect and none of them are the devil.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

6 years

The couple that pretend-sails together, stays together.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

5 years

There was a period in my life when Conan and Howard were the two most entertaining people in the world for me. For my 15 year old self, this moment is super surreal.

Stern Show

@sternshow

5 years

Watch @HowardStern reveal which interview he believes to be his greatest of all time before speaking with the honored guest live on Wednesday's #SternShow . #HowardSternComesAgain

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

5 years

Taking a month-long hiatus from politics does wonders for your mental health.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

6 years

St. Patrick’s Day 2009/St. Patrick’s Day 2019.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

5 years

Nicknames, so far, for my beautiful, smart, and wonderful 2 and a half month old daughter, Helen: Hellz Bellz ET Eyes Yogurt Breath Werepig (sounds bad but think “werewolf”, because she sounds like she’s turning into a pig a night)

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

7 years

Yes Facebook sucks. Yes our President sucks. But c'mon, when you think about it, they suck because WE suck.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

5 years

On our way to @newpaltz for @HollyPalmieri ’s 40 Under 40 award. I’m very proud. It’s impressive to win that award at age 23.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

4 years

Something that has made me happy in this less than great time is season 1 of Cobra Kai. Really funny, refreshing, a great balance of 80's humor with a 2020 sensibility. Nostalgic while being self-aware and self-effacing. I laughed out loud frequently. Fun stuff.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

10 years

A "stay-at-home-husband" sounds better to me than a "stay-at-home-dad". Either way I'm forcing my wife to go into finance.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

8 years

@RiggsReport @brianstelter @realDonaldTrump pretty sure that's the 21 Club not Keene's.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

6 years

Has anyone seen the movie "Gladiator" more than once?

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

5 years

“...I knew right away she was not like other girls...” Pretty sweet first birthday party. @GratefulDead

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

4 years

Here’s to @BillSchulz ! Happy birthday, pal! To celebrate I’m giving you this weird photo that pops up when you google us. 💋💋💋

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

5 years

I’m sorry, but if you think Lynyrd Skynyrd is better than the Allman Brothers, you are what’s wrong with America.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

6 years

This State of the Union, huh gang? These bozo’s in Washington better get their act together!

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

6 years

Here’s to Sam Elliott, the only dude who DIDN’T have to grow a mustache for Tombstone. He just showed up...

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

7 years

@PeteDominick Fuck off

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

5 years

I cannot tell you how important it is to hate the same things your spouse hates. I fall in love with my wife all over again when we make fun of something together. #HappyHolidays

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

5 years

If you’re complaining about staying home and think it’s ridiculous, simply ask a healthcare worker what they think.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

4 years

Nixon resigned after his party turned against him. I literally cannot think of a scenario where that could happen with Trump. He and the current GOP have less integrity than Nixon.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

6 years

Tomorrow’s SitDown w/Alfred & @movingsideways it’s Classic Movie Club “Back to School”. The official overseer of the Dangerfield legacy, Joan Dangerfield ( @RodneyNoRespect ) joins the conversation. Dive in Thursday 6pm ET on @SIRIUSXM 121. #TripleLindy #SpoilerAlert

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

5 years

5 years @HollyPalmieri

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

7 years

I like how this Weinstein crap is no doubt making creepy, high-profile, bosses everywhere super fucking nervous. Keep sweating, fellas!

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

4 years

My band Woke Pope is playing Brooklyn this weekend. Check us out!

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

7 years

Hey, it was just Oval Office room talk.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

6 years

I’m part of a “SiriusXM power couple”???? Not sure I’m keeping my end of the bargain... BUT Pickett’s version of “Hey Jude” is a jam and our first dance song, Stevie’s “I Believe” is the best first dance song ever.

SiriusXM

@SIRIUSXM

6 years

SiriusXM power couple @AlfredSchulz & @HollyPalmieri had a jazz band for cocktails, a DJ for dancing and Wilson Pickett's "Hey Jude" to end the night. Wedding music perfection. 💕 Stream SiriusXM's Wedding Party:

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

7 years

Last night I watched the Muppet Christmas Carol for the first time. There were like a zillion plot holes. Super unrealistic.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

6 years

Remember when Trump’s party controlled all three branches of government and he didn’t get a wall funded then?

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

3 years

I think it’s inappropriate and a little sketchy that the chief of police of Amity Island has such a baller house.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

6 years

Sometimes you see weird shit in Montauk...(a bathroom in Montauk...)

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

6 years

What’s the name of that movie where Rodney Dangerfield goes back to school?

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

6 years

Remember when the Obama's were criticized for hosting Jay Z at the White House because Jay glorified an unsavory lifestyle? NOW, remember when Donald Trump got POLICY advice from Kanye? All fun things to think about...

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

4 years

If Bledsoe had never been injured none of this would have happened.

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Alfred Schulz

@AlfredSchulz

4 years

I don’t care if I’m 80 years old and pot has been universally legal for 40 years, I’m still going to say “oh someone’s smoking weed” to my wife when I smell it on the street. I have no chill.

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