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The Sarcastic Jerk

@The_Sarcastic_J

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The Sarcastic Jerk

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3 years

Next Batman movie will be a podcast.

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4 years

Rules are rules. Social distancing and temperature checks are mandatory for everyone.

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11 months

Legend. 😍😍😍

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5 years

Crush- Koi mujhe Fluid Mechanics padha do. Me-

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10 months

Now who did this? 😂😂😂😂 #Melodi

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5 years

Make the best of your pain.

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9 months

Padhke bsdk. Padhke.

Ankit Pathak 🇮🇳

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9 months

Bollywood confusing me whether to stay with a girl or get heartbroken to become an IAS officer

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5 years

Bollywood is beyond me. #Super30Trailer

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3 years

Indians at it again. 😂😂😂

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2 years

Me and wife when our maid calls me 'bhaiya' and her 'didi'.

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4 years

Today I received an OTP from SBI for a transaction I attempted three days ago.

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3 years

"Submit a copy of your source of income." Instagram models-

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5 years

Me before buying mangoes.

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5 years

This weapon works in every country.

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7 years

Shashi Tharoor- Bestow me with the delectation of your occurrence in my mansion. She- What? Shashi Tharoor- Aao kabhi haveli par.

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The Sarcastic Jerk

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4 years

Hell is using BSNL broadband on a Lenovo laptop for booking a ticket on IRCTC using Internet Explorer and making payment by SBI net banking while waiting for OTP on your Vodafone network.

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5 years

Asli maal to TikTok wale foonk rahe.

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6 years

I made a mistake. I realized my mistake. I apologized. She made a mistake. I told her it was her mistake. I realized my mistake. I apologized.

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5 years

Go Iceland. 😂😂😂

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5 years

This is how molecules of solid, liquid and gas are arranged.

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5 years

Who remembers this iconic scene from Ramayana?

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4 years

I miss firki 😭😭😭

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6 years

Series of events. #AvengersEndgame

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4 years

"The lockdown won't be here for long." The lockdown-

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4 years

When you don't buy the clothes after trying them on.

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5 years

Ye kaun hai, jisne pope ko mudke nahi dekha?

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6 years

Turns shower knob. 1° Anticlockwise 1° Clockwise

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2 years

Wife- Gas slow kar dijiye. Me- Actually, 'slow' can be used in terms of speed. For lowering intensity, you have to use 'dim'. Wife- Doodh gir gaya gandu.

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3 years

My maid is just 28 and has already endured more than I probably ever will. Abandoned by her husband and raising one of her sons while separated from the other. Was sad because her brother didn't call her even today. I asked her to tie rakhi to me. She was ecstatic. Made my day!

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5 years

Me- Alexa! Alexa after spending a few years in India- Kya baat hai, bade logo ne yaad kar liya.

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10 months

Lyrics decoded. 😭😭😭

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5 years

Series of events.

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5 years

This is what I'm gonna do when I buy a drone. 😂😂😂

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4 years

If the airbags work, then why the seatbelt? If the seatbelt works, then why the airbags? If both work, then why the brakes?

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4 years

Birthday pictures in boys hostels.

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2 years

In just three years, MCU has gone from that to this. Biggest downgrade in history.

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5 years

Where is your God now?

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6 years

Made Mango Sheikh today.

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5 years

Albert Einstein meets Charlie Chaplin, 1931 [colorised].

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3 years

Daddu was ready to leave his grandson behind and start a new life with her.

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5 years

@ICC Sarfaraz's catch surprised everyone while Dhoni's catch didn't because it's a common thing for him. You decide.

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5 years

Hats off the funniest thing I've read whole week.

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5 years

This scene has its separate fan base.

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5 years

Whenever I sit on Marine Drive slabs, I'm constantly worried about dropping my slippers.

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5 years

How middle class are you?

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5 years

Of all the stunts Tiger Shroff has performed, uniting DC and Marvel stays on top.

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6 years

#IfRahulBecomesPM , USA will feel better about themselves for electing Donald Trump.

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3 years

This dude is so fucking creepy.

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5 years

@ershacaitlin

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5 years

Me after hearing the coughing corona alert caller tune for the 572th time today.

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6 years

Feminist- Why Helium, why not Shelium? #AllMenAreTrash

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3 years

Father of the year right there. 😂

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5 years

This dude is creepy AF.

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4 years

Aaj mujhe LED bulb se bohot tej shock laga, par main roya nahi, bas Syska.

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@The_Sarcastic_J

6 years

Mom- Tu remote pe to nahi baitha? Dikha mere ko. Me-

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@The_Sarcastic_J

5 years

Day 567 without sex.

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5 years

yaha coaching center me peon bhaiya bade handsome hai 😍

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6 years

Chahe world war ho jaye, inko undergarments hi bechni hain.

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5 years

Teacher- Principal sir aa rahe hain. Unko bolna sab achchha chal raha hai. Back benchers to principal-

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4 years

Must be Lacoste. 😭😭😭

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2 years

Ye kaun si science hai Twitter gandu?

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7 years

Shashi Tharoor nagarpalika version.

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5 years

How to distract girls while arguing with them? Just say 'Khoobsurat ho to kuchh bhi bologi kya?' Always works.

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Me- *breathes* Feminist- Look at this patriarchal misogynist man trying to prove his gender's superiority over mine by consuming all the oxygen which was meant for me. This is borderline oppression of women going on for centuries. #AllMenAreTrash

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The Sarcastic Jerk

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6 years

Why do Indians ask people's 'good' name? What do they expect the conversation to ho like? "What's your good name?" "Sanjay." "And your bad name?" "Carlos. I work with the mafia."

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5 years

When you say 'Salman movies are shit' at an autorickshaw stand.

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4 years

This comment section. 😂😂😂

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5 years

You either retire a hero or play long enough to see yourself become the villain. #INDvBAN

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4 years

Ded. 😂😂😂😂😂

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4 years

Nobody has all four: A job A fulfilling relationship Time for hobbies Enough sleep

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3 years

🙄

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3 years

😂😂😂

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4 years

Not taking the time to actually download the picture properly and posting screenshot of Google search tells how much he actually cared.

Shah Rukh Khan

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4 years

He loved me so much...I will miss him so much. His energy, enthusiasm and his full happy smile. May Allah bless his soul and my condolences to his near and dear ones. This is extremely sad....and so shocking!!

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3 years

True feminism. 😂

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6 years

Club isn't the best place to find a lover so matarani ka jagrata is where is go.

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4 years

Took me a second.

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5 years

It's alright this one time. Just don't upload pics again.

mariam

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5 years

sorry 4 being ugly 🥺😔

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5 years

Who did this? 😂😂😂

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4 years

Queen. 👑

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6 years

Give this kid whatever he wants.

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4 years

That's awful.

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3 years

This scene though. ❤️

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The Sarcastic Jerk

@The_Sarcastic_J

5 years

The best part of watching first day morning show of #AvengersEndgame was that the hall was full of real passionate fans, who cheered, laughed, yelled, cried and went silent simultaneously at moments as required. It was like sitting among family.

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