IT Specialist at NWS WDTD, former Met at OUN, OU Alumni, once dabbled in Arctic Clouds and Radiative Transfer, back in the fun, bottomless pit of AWIPS-2/WES.
Me: “National Weather Service Norman!”
Caller: “Hello, are there going to be tornadoes in Norman in the next week?”
Me: “Nope, no threat of tornadoes!”
Caller: “Okay, thanks! *screams* ALEXA, HANG UP”
...Alexa didn’t hang up, and I had to hang up quietly without losing it.
Me: “Good evening, National Weather Service!”
Caller: “When is the next chance for severe weather for Oklahoma?”
“There is a chance for thunderstorms Thursday night into Friday”
“Any tornadoes?”
“The chance for tornadoes looks extremely low.”
*inhale* “AWWWWWWWWWWWW” *click*
For my fellow NWS Forecasters: During a webinar to the public, have any of you accidentally provided your personal cell phone number instead of the office phone number?
Asking for an idiot.
My view as severe weather operations begin
@NWSNorman
—be sure to stay weather aware and be prepared to take action if a warning is issued for your location!
#okwx
#txwx
#texomawx
Lady calls the WFO:
Lady: “Hi, what was the high and low for OKC yesterday”
Me: “Lemme check...it was a high of 46, low of 29”
Lady: “Okay, are you impacted by the shutdown?”
Me: “Yes, I have not been paid.”
Lady: “Ah...what was the low again?”
Me: “29”
#ShutdownStories
I love how there’s so much going on in this picture:
-NWS Director asking me a question.
-I’m wondering what lead to this situation.
-
@JBoettcher
’s reaction to a revelation.
-Joe Friday possibly realizing he left the oven on.
-
@vmahale
ready to jump a desk to issue a warning.
Walking into work just now.
Me: “Hey guys! How are we doing today?”
Phil, on the phone: “...No sir, our radars are not pointed at the ground.”
Today is going to be a good day.
My (FIC rejected) Alternate Title:
“Yesterday was the best time to make a severe weather plan. The next best time is now.
Also, if we see you parked under an overpass, I can’t emphasize this enough: we will ruthlessly criticize you here in Ops.
Ruthlessly.
With no remorse.”
Alright everyone. It's May in Oklahoma, and we're looking at multiple days of storms starting tomorrow. Let's talk safety:
✅Make a severe weather plan.
✅Have more than one way to receive warnings.
✅Stay weather aware.
It's time: Share and be prepared!
#okwx
#txwx
#texomawx
Just had one of our usual callers, an older woman, call in absolutely blitzed screaming “HAPPY 2020! WHATS THE WEATHER GOING TO BE LIKE FOR CHURCH?”
Happy 2022, everyone!
Obligatory “My view of
@vmahale
’s view” for the event.
Oh wait a minute. The warning forecaster is
@jayhawk2003
since Vivek carelessly abandoned us to hang out with some EMs in Durant this week!
#okwx
Me: “Good morning, National Weather Service!”
Caller: “The TV is saying we’re in a slight risk!”
“Currently for Edmond, there is only a marginal risk.”
“So what can we expect?”
“Some strong winds and hail the size of quarters”
“So baseball size hail?!?”
😑
Obligatory my view of
@vmahale
view. Because ya know…going home since someone had to throw a balloon into the sky this morning.
Also I screwed this tweet up 3 times because that was at 6am.
#okwx
#txwx
#texomawx
My view as we prepare for another day of severe weather operations—be sure to stay weather aware and be prepared to take action if a warning is issued for your location! Also, please tag our office with any reports.
#okwx
#txwx
#texomawx
Well, this is the second year in a row that nobody attended the (not-so-) secret
@NWSNorman
balloon launch after the national weather festival!
If only it could be scheduled for a better time! Oh well, 00Z calls!
#NWF19
@WeatherFestival
To the person that just called, passed around the phone to 4 different people to tell the same story about something that lit up in the sky, and then to take the phone back to yell at me for failing our national security and that they have a science degree:
I’m…sorry?
As I started my shift, I was told there was someone that called wanting a meteorologist and asked if I could call them back. I said sure.
Find out it was a known chemtrail conspiracy theorist.
I guess this is my officemates saying they missed me while I was gone for a week.
Just provided some of my best decision support service by letting a caller know that there are, in fact, still some Chuck E. Cheese still in business.
Civil service at its finest.
The correct answer for my costume was Miles Edgeworth from the Ace Attorney games! Austin Powers was a popular guess, as well as Beatles or a Vampire.
(I managed to also sneak some of the character into the forecast discussion!
Also: what a day for media training in the office)
Attention Meteorologists!
Have you ever wanted the opportunity to communicate with NWS forecasters across the United States?
Have you ever wanted to participate in training NWS Forecasters?
Have you ever said to yourself "I want Alex's job."?
Just had someone call to ask about the weather this next week, proceed to get on the topic of Egg Nog, then asked if I was a “Nog Hog”.
Merry Christmas, everyone. Service above self.
The more I think about it, the more I feel like all I did was littered. But I went to great lengths to litter. Strapped a helium balloon to the thing.
Advanced littering.
#okwx
My view today is a little different since I worked the midnight shift last night…
Even so, it’s hard not to take an occasional glance at home!
Be sure to stay weather aware across western north Texas and southwest Oklahoma through this evening!
#okwx
#txwx
Sitting here in Ops, see bright flashes of white light outside. Start freaking out, thinking I’m the worst meteorologist ever and something must have pulsed back up.
Nope, fireworks.
Today is a great day to be outside! High temperatures in the 60s/70s, slight breeze, and sunny skies!
Don't be like us: having an existential crisis as we look outside. Go out and enjoy it for us. We wish we could be at the Norman medieval fair as well!
#okwx
#texomawx