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4 years

When the jaws open wide and there’s more jaws inside, that’s a Moray

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6 months

This could really damage his reputation

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As punishment for coming last in my fantasy league, I have to spend 24 hours in McDonald’s. Every burger I eat takes an hour off. Current departure time is 10:55am tomorrow.

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Salford being formed in 1940 is unreal. Germany invading France, the Battle of Britain, the world being thrown into war yet again, and some bloke in Manchester has gone “we need a football club here”

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@The92Bible

6 months

Youngest clubs in the Premier League & EFL 👶

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“Oasis are overrated” vs “I’m the oasis ticket police and I’ll decide whether or not you deserve to see them” The two most nauseating people you’ve met battling it out for interactions

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20 days

Crowdfunding a professional football club’s presumably insured stadium is an interesting one

BBC Sport

@BBCSport

21 days

A crowdfunding page set up to raise money for AFC Wimbledon after the club's stadium was damaged has gathered more than £100,000 in donations 👏 #BBCFootball

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This is honestly so tiresome, he’s asked about the men’s team, he’s talking about the men’s team. He doesn’t have to acknowledge every English sporting achievement since 1966 just to please the pedantic dickheads who want to take every word literally

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@MaryamClark98

4 months

We *have* won something as a nation. It *already has* come home.

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4 months

Taking club rivalries to England is absolute gimp behaviour

Casual Mind

@CasualMind_

4 months

Newcastle vs Sunderland in Frankfurt 😳

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1 year

Jeremy vine when the car 300 metres ahead of him makes a mistake in the most congested city in the country

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3 years

The fifth division of the pyramid. No other country comes close, this is why The league structure in this country needs to be defended from B teams, and the 3pm blackout must be protected

Notts County FC

@Official_NCFC

3 years

81 - This afternoon’s attendance is 12,843 – a record crowd for the @TheVanaramaNL . WE DID IT! 👏

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4 months

Not one staff member has asked me why I’ve ordered 3 coffees 3 bottles of water and 11 burgers in the last 5 and a half hours

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1 year

Ian foot was onto something

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@BBCNews

1 year

Comedian Hardeep Singh Kohli charged with sex offences

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5 months

They should make a giant play off where teams play each other so that we get a good understanding of where they rank overall and not based off a small sample. They could play each other home and away to keep it fair. Maybe call it a league. give it a catchy name like premier

Henry Bushnell

@HenryBushnell

5 months

At risk of being branded a clueless American out to ruin English football... It's stupid that Man City is about to win a title without having beaten Arsenal or Liverpool, with only 2 wins in 10 against the top six. The case for a four-team PL playoff:

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4 years

Friendly reminder that when this is over a) Your local pub needs you more than ever financially b) Your local pub is a part of your community c) Spoons don’t care about their staff. Drink local.

Sky News Breaking

@SkyNewsBreak

4 years

Pub chain Wetherspoon's says it is starting to plan for the reopening of its pubs "in or around June"

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4 months

Had 3 bites left of a burger, went for a piss, came back and the table was cleared. That was the different between 9:55 and 8:55. Absolutely wounded

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11 months

Chanting “who are ya” at roided up mma trained polish hooligans, 20ft up behind a wall.

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11 months

Not seen a minute of the game since we scored 🤣🤣

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2 years

@kidkodo1 @Anon_Wh0 Came back with an oil painting 😂

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5 months

How do you lose a play off 8-1

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4 months

Let’s get 8 hours knocked off

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2 years

Remember a week ago when Southgate told England fans not to Embarrass the county

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6 months

They’ll happily play more champions league games. They don’t want to play less games, they just don’t want to play against teams they don’t feel are worth their time. Fuck every single person involved in this, get their names and remember them

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1 year

Imagine being autistic as fuck and still getting to shag whatever you want. I’m autistic and my socks are harder than Ross Kemp

Football Away Days

@FBAwayDays

1 year

Erling Haaland and former-Miss Croatia Ivana Knoll in Ibiza 👀

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3 years

@MailSport Oh no 5 hours on a luxury coach, however will they cope? Someone start a gofundme

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4 months

Total burgers eaten: 15 Total time in Maccies: 9 hours Calories: 3,822 RDA salt: 261%

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3 years

Grealish in Vegas would be unreal. “£10k on red please” “Sir this is blackjack”

talkSPORT

@talkSPORT

3 years

🗣 @Sanchooo10 : “Have my 1st beer.” 🗣 @JackGrealish : “Vegas for 10 days!” 🗣 @JPickford1 : “I’ll get the rave on.” How will England players celebrate if they win the Euro 2020 final this weekend? The squad have told us 👀🤣

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4 months

Waiting by the door like when a teams about to get promoted and half the fans are already stood on the touchline waiting for the full time whistle

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We’re all thinking the same thing, he definitely did it, didn’t he?

Massimo

@Rainmaker1973

15 days

Chinese man, Li Hua, more commonly know as the “folded man”, finally stands up straight after 28 years of suffering from ankylosing spondylitis. All thanks to a life-changing surgery: a femoral osteotomy and a cervical osteotomy.

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4 months

@LynnBraben You’re in for a shock about Serbia

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4 months

Last burger eaten, 9 minutes away from victory. They think it’s all over

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10 months

Changed my mind, actually buzzing for a super league, get the clubs who are ruining football gone, get wage caps in place, and we can finally have a first division where anyone could actually have a chance

Sky Sports News

@SkySportsNews

10 months

BREAKING 🚨: The European Court of Justice have ruled that UEFA and FIFA acted against competition law when they blocked the formation of the European Super League in 2021.

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9 months

A home game against a team that’s just spent 15 years in non league is definitely not a big day out

Wrexham AFC

@Wrexham_AFC

9 months

Winning on Shrewsbury’s big day out 😉 🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC

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7 months

The longer version on YouTube is elite but Twitter won’t let me post it all

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@Criminalsimpson

7 months

quote this with your favorite Simpsons meme

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7 months

Breaking news: club in relegation battle don’t have loads of fans willing to take 2 days off work to go to Portsmouth. Thick as fuck you

Pompey Pedro

@PompeyPedro

7 months

Zero excuse for that to be an away following League 1.

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4 months

@wescrewe Very few rules. 24 hours, not allowed to leave, a burger is a patty and a bun, so getting a double cheeseburger doesn’t count as 2. Verification pictures of orders

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2 years

Right on time

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2 years

I cannot wait to see what belting take David Cotterill has

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6 months

@Denton_james I like to think someone challenged Hitler to a 5 aside to settle it all

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2 years

Me going straight from the screening of Oppenheimer to the next screening of barbie

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@DiscussingFilm

2 years

The first trailer for Greta Gerwig’s ‘BARBIE’ has been released. The film releases on July 21 in theaters.

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2 years

Best tweet of all time

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The Adams family

Stevenage FC 🔴⚪

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1 year

The linesman is now the referee, the fourth official is now a linesman, and the referee is the fourth official. 0-0. (41’)

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7 months

Those pesky fa cup replays causing fixture congestion

Martin Hardy

@mhardysport

7 months

Exclusive: Newcastle to play friendly against Spurs in Australia in week leading to FA Cup final following exit to Manchester City yesterday. Story to follow @TimesSport

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7 months

It says a lot about Manchester that you can post this as an April fools joke and it’s completely believable

Eugene

@eugeneh84

7 months

A new Covid-19 theme bar has opened in Manchester. Pandemik is an exclusive bar hidden away in Ancoats. Customers must adhere to social distancing, no more than 6 to a group, masks must be worn at all time and guests must buy a substantial meal.

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11 months

Forest fans don’t shut up about how great their support is, whilst criticising anyone who actually celebrates and supports

The Redeemer Ashley

@TheRedeemerAsh

11 months

Sorry did not realise #BHAFC had won the champions League final completely embarrassing celebrating like that against a 14th in the league #nffc

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4 months

5 and a half hours to go. Officially knocked off 12 hours

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2 years

@DarenSheppard @MartinSLewis Do people get a night off from freezing and starving to death?

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4 months

Cannot imagine how bad this pub is

Angela Rayner

@AngelaRayner

4 months

Celebrating a vital win with the gaffer. Well done lads! 🦁 🦁 🦁

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Unless I’m missing something there is just no way that AFC Wimbledon are to blame, so I can’t see how insurance wouldn’t sort all of this. Unless they are to blame, in which case crowdfunding seems even more weird

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@joe_forfoxsake The breads the killer and the food is shit. Been sat near screaming kids for 7 hours and I have zero nutrients in my body

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4 months

Honestly, this is still more enjoyable than the century eggs I had to eat for the other fantasy failure

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5 months

@LtfcWardy How are you married

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Daniel Turner⚽️ 🏟️ 8️⃣7️⃣3️⃣

@puffpuff65

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@RyanYoung_03 @RossMacGregor96 Considering I had a girlfriend for over a year that should be enough of a clue

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4 months

Hour and a half from freedom, one burger and I’m out at 7:55. Getting the ball into the corner now

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2 years

@laura_woodsy @tom1875_ Give him what he wants he’s earnt it. The guy came and brought home cooked meals to the childrens hospital round the corner from me.

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@BenjaminSolak How long till they start showboating? Drafting a punter with the first pick and putting him at left tackle for shits and giggles. Putting a 400lb lineman on go routes. Just seeing what they can get away with and still win

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@EvanMcFarlane Mate sat in a luggage rack on a train once, tannoy said please take luggage with you, so someone called him luggage. 15 years later it’s still going. His little brother is called hand luggage

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2 years

If you paid to travel events that get cancelled, you won’t get a refund. If you work at events that get cancelled you’re now not getting paid. Everyone is miserable, a lot of people are poor, and now you have to sit at home, poor and miserable. How respectable, what a legacy.

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@WombleWDC Why would I give money to your transfer budget?

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3 years

@NineElmsGooner @itvfootball @sterling7 @England I’m pretty sure he’s in the same bubble has his family you freak.

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4 years

Stevenage scoring shithouse winners

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3 years

@Zixon1457 @noknowli @MailSport I mean, it isn’t unless you’re cycling or walking

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5 months

3 people have bookmarked this, I presume waiting for stevenage to lose 8-1 in a play off. Well the jokes on you because we didn’t make the play offs

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4 months

If we’re being that pedantic, there are players at the euros right now who have won international trophies for England

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3 years

@Surviour2 @TheEuropeanLad Missed the part where thousands of people died building the stadiums in the Netherlands, or where it’s illegal to be gay

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4 months

@tauhid_ahmed1 It was shit.

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2 years

@Anon_Wh0 @kidkodo1 You’re doing the best you can, delivery isn’t great though

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2 years

If this was the england team singing the falklands are ours, we’d never hear the end of it. If England fans sung it, we’d have our own media demanding the death penalty

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@MirrorSportIE

2 years

Argentina’s players sang a song which included the words "f***ing English" and made reference to the Falklands War after beating Croatia

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@4bruce7 “A generation that had parents who were there” Your generation are the parents now, so where are you?

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2 years

@b35ty @Eurovision @Rebex32 Boy wait til you hear about what’s happening in Ukraine

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2 years

Bashing away attendances is for dickheads. Fair play to the lot of them, zero chance you’d catch me going up there on a Tuesday night

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4 months

@OldJones23 Explain how

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2 months

@MitchMoylan Just put on a fake moustache and swap your initials around. Who’s Mitch Moylan? My name is Mitch Moylan

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Americans need finals. That’s not a criticism, that’s just how their sport is designed, and that’s fine. If city had beaten Arsenal and Liverpool they’d have been champions already and the complaint would then be about nothing games. The simple fact is they don’t get this at all

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2 years

Why is a football away days page advocating for heavy handed policing? Football fans are on the receiving end of it more than almost anyone

Football Away Days

@FBAwayDays

2 years

This is how you deal with protestors… 🤣👏

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4 months

It’s over, celebratory pint then I’m off to see a nutritionist

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3 years

It’s happening again…

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@SpicyCammy

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@jj_bull @leighralphuae You said anywhere near Wembley. He gave you a place near Wembley

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11 months

@AdKeeling17 Me if I was there

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3 years

@AidanCeItic @R2otvan_ Just needed the penalty fo be saved and to score the rebound to make it perfect

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4 months

@OldJones23 I don’t get what masculinity has to do with it?

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@AlbzSFC

3 years

“Look lads, I win on this machine every time” and he’s just feeding notes into a change machine

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2 years

@TheFLZone What a turnaround for Sheffield United, from the relegation zone to the play offs in just 45 games

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8 months

Truro’s home game is now 6 miles closer to York than it is to Truro

Truro City FC

@TCFC_Official

8 months

Club Statement: Venue change Saturday's @TheVanaramaNL South game at home to @TauntonTownFC , has been moved to a neutral venue. ⬇️ Read More ❤️🖤 #FootballsComingHome

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4 months

YESSSSSSSSS

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5 months

At least 80% of the messages on that app:

Futbology

@FutbologyApp

5 months

With today's update we are excited to release a feature that many have requested: You can now send messages to other Futbology users directly in the app! Simply tap the blue chat icon in another user's profile. (Note: Premium is required to send messages to non-friends)

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3 years

@815Babyshaft @AdamHoge Mahomes would not be nearly as good if he was on the bears

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@hendopolis You devoted every part of your education to becoming a journalist and this is what you have to show for it, Jesus wept

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3 years

@MartynW28185419 @SamBirdyy @RyannAVFC I walked for 2 days to help raise 7k for a charity that deals with cardiomyopathy, a heart condition that killed former footballer Mitchell Cole. Next question?

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3 years

@stokehub @secondtierpod Stevenage have

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2 years

@JWIMYS Why’s no one talking about the time he ended ball?

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3 years

@Havurtz @BenDJ91 @MailSport How much of a simp do you have to be where you’ll blindly defend your team so much that you’ll come online and convince us that athletes aren’t capable of sitting on coaches worth more than your house

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4 months

@Denton_james Why are you staying an extra 45 minutes?

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4 months

Halfway mark approaching in 20 mins, got 3 more in to bump the time remaining down below 10, it’s all tactical.

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3 years

@fifechess @PoliticsForAlI You sound devastated mate

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2 years

Thousands of working class people out of pocket. A fitting tribute

EFL Communications

@EFL_Comms

2 years

Further to discussions on Friday morning it has been determined that all EFL fixtures from 9-10 September will be postponed as a mark of respect by the National Sport to the passing of HRH Queen Elizabeth II. #EFL

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@FourVerts He is, and if you watched the film you’d realise. Every snap he’s on the field for, he wants the ball to go to him first. Not only that, but he tells the center when he wants it, and tells everyone else what they have to do to get the ball off him.

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3 years

@Mierali_ @oRohanJay Yes. I walked through an underpass in downtown LA on a Sunday afternoon and people were lighting crack pipes up with blowtorches

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4 months

Current departure time is now 2:55am

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2 years

@sebeebie @AsimC86 So fans of 72 league teams have to struggle with travel so you can watch football at home? Grow up

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Harsh to blame AFC Wimbledon here, the old stadiums were not built to the standards that modern stadiums are. You can’t expect a stadium this old to have good drainage

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It’s not looking good ahead of the Wimbledon v Newcastle game at Plough Lane tomorrow night…

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