James Denton Profile Banner
James Denton Profile
James Denton

@Denton_james

1,065
Followers
222
Following
8,222
Media
115,078
Statuses

🟡⚫ & 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁🦁🦁

Joined November 2011
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@Denton_james
James Denton
6 months
If Non league & the EFL boycotted the FA cup next season. Which clubs would be scabs & still play? I'm going to go Salford
220
28
2K
@Denton_james
James Denton
6 months
I am fully behind a full boycott of the FA cup. Either the clubs do it or the fans should
23
76
1K
@Denton_james
James Denton
2 years
Fair play to Wrexham that after the £2 million wage budget & transfer fees of 500k+ that they've managed to finish one point above Solihull Moors
12
46
679
@Denton_james
James Denton
2 years
My god this was some unbelievable @FootyScran £8.50 was well worth it
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
12
3
628
@Denton_james
James Denton
15 days
Remember those banners from the 00s in protest of sky that said "football isn't a tv show" Well, if you turn on sky tv right now, you can see part of a tv show
4
26
627
@Denton_james
James Denton
3 years
Fold the club
Tweet media one
11
8
430
@Denton_james
James Denton
4 months
@rjb_1998 I think you just have to make his transfer to Wigan not fall through Problem solved
2
0
305
@Denton_james
James Denton
6 months
@AlbzSFC I presume there was a ex military team in there and it changed into modern day Salford Believe Forest was similar during the war
7
2
293
@Denton_james
James Denton
6 months
I am no body language expert but.... Confidence is through the roof, I reckon
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
5
8
249
@Denton_james
James Denton
5 years
Gavin & Stacey are still the worst part of this show
1
16
176
@Denton_james
James Denton
6 months
I'm bored of refreshing twitter to 10 people claiming Wrexham or MK Dons I get it lads, they're shit clubs
9
0
177
@Denton_james
James Denton
1 year
Paul Mullin why do you do this to me, just let me dislike you in peace
4
8
152
@Denton_james
James Denton
1 year
Have I waited 30 minutes for this moment? Yes
Tweet media one
7
7
137
@Denton_james
James Denton
28 days
The banter year is in full swing really
3
6
115
@Denton_james
James Denton
4 months
Welcome to a lifetime of disappointment. Wait until you find out who your club team is
Tweet media one
1
1
115
@Denton_james
James Denton
1 year
That's the statue. Go get it built @StatueMakers
Tweet media one
@CambridgeUtdFC
Cambridge United FC
1 year
That staying up on the final day feeling! 🙌
Tweet media one
15
51
699
0
6
107
@Denton_james
James Denton
3 years
Joel, you massive stud. Please please, spaff on my tits. From your valentine’s bitch. P.S and on my face
4
7
99
@Denton_james
James Denton
1 year
Yesssssss
Tweet media one
2
3
105
@Denton_james
James Denton
1 year
Imagine being Harrison Dunk, being the best looking man in Cambridgeshire & then banging the first goal vs Posh.
1
9
104
@Denton_james
James Denton
7 years
Is this a joke?
Tweet media one
4
31
90
@Denton_james
James Denton
3 months
@AlbzSFC I'd be in there an hour
1
0
96
@Denton_james
James Denton
3 years
@odb1912 Pair of nonces them two
1
0
86
@Denton_james
James Denton
6 years
The penalty given in the QPR game for Sheffield United is up there as the single worst decision I've seen a referee give in a game of football.
4
28
90
@Denton_james
James Denton
5 months
If you went to Newcastle but not this, just know this was better. This meant absolutely everything I don't think it will be beaten but you never know where we may end up one day
@CambridgeUtdFC
Cambridge United FC
5 months
Unforgettable. 💛🖤
Tweet media one
2
22
276
5
3
93
@Denton_james
James Denton
3 years
HE SIGNED FROM POMPEY HE’S THE BEST YOU’VE EVER SEEN WE THINK HE’S MAGIC HE’S OUR NUMBER 19 WE LOVE HIM MORE EACH AND EVERY SINGLE DAY HIS NAME IS ADAM HIS NAME IS ADAM MAY
1
16
89
@Denton_james
James Denton
3 years
I thought Arsenal were back though after their thrashing of West Broms 12 year olds
0
10
80
@Denton_james
James Denton
6 years
Looking forward to Real madrid 1-0 Liverpool Ronaldo - 119' (pen)
1
13
79
@Denton_james
James Denton
3 years
We've tollerated all this for the bank holiday and we don't even get that. Bring on the french revolution
1
33
83
@Denton_james
James Denton
3 years
@BarryHu65164688 @rjb_1998 I stand with Barry I would simply walk into traffic to own the gays. That'll show them
1
0
71
@Denton_james
James Denton
2 years
League one refs are superb. How's he given that as a dive 😂
3
4
80
@Denton_james
James Denton
1 year
Did a thing yesterday
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
18
0
78
@Denton_james
James Denton
3 years
Kai Yearn goal
1
5
79
@Denton_james
James Denton
3 years
What a time to be alive
Tweet media one
0
7
76
@Denton_james
James Denton
1 year
What a day
Tweet media one
6
0
76
@Denton_james
James Denton
3 months
@AlbzSFC These people absolutely vote lib dem
2
0
74
@Denton_james
James Denton
4 months
He's here, and he's perfect.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
15
0
69
@Denton_james
James Denton
3 months
@AlbzSFC Enjoy the aesthetic
0
0
69
@Denton_james
James Denton
1 year
Hahahahahahahaha Her game too, the home of Joey Barton & Jevani Brown As I've said the entire time, a fraud of an organization
@BristolLiveBRFC
Bristol Rovers Live
1 year
The deal is understood to have been in the works for some time #utg 🔵⚪
62
16
192
0
1
66
@Denton_james
James Denton
1 year
Mad that his £5 million transfer to West Ham is going to buy us a new stadium (He goes for 200k to Luton in Jan)
@SkyFootball
Sky Sports Football
1 year
Fejiri Okenabirhie and Liam Bennett react after Cambridge United beat Reading 1-0 🎙️
9
38
390
5
1
66
@Denton_james
James Denton
4 years
These concept kits are unreal 😍 @gazdaniels 👀 these please
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
8
3
65
@Denton_james
James Denton
3 years
Tomorrow seems too good to happen, so it probably won't Promoted with 2 games to go ✅ Against a local team ✅ Their managers a Cambridge fan ✅ Their on bad form ✅ We're on good form ✅ Everyone's planned a pub day ✅ Cambridge 0-3 Stevenage incoming
3
2
64
@Denton_james
James Denton
9 months
2 years ago today. Some day, it'll never be topped & that's a depressing thought
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
4
3
66
@Denton_james
James Denton
2 months
Are we the Bristol Rovers?
Tweet media one
15
2
66
@Denton_james
James Denton
2 years
2 years ago yesterday, the champ of champs Such a shame she never got to see how things have gone despite giving years to the club in its lowest form
Tweet media one
6
4
64
@Denton_james
James Denton
2 years
This kind of behavior gets you into the Joe Ironside membership club free of charge
Tweet media one
2
0
63
@Denton_james
James Denton
3 years
This bloke, it never gets any better than this
Tweet media one
1
3
61
@Denton_james
James Denton
4 years
@kwes1appiah Hello Sir I represent nobody but move to @CambridgeUtdFC again.
0
0
64
@Denton_james
James Denton
6 months
A football club run by scum, managed by scum with scum fans A total shock I tell you
@sam_fortnum
Sam Fortnum
6 months
Big punch up at Wembley today 🥊
343
278
3K
20
2
62
@Denton_james
James Denton
3 years
Yellas
Tweet media one
1
3
59
@Denton_james
James Denton
10 months
Missing football to go to my grandads 100th birthday meal Get to Derby and he's decided he doesnt fancy coming Superb effort from him, respect the attitude
4
0
63
@Denton_james
James Denton
5 years
Imagine arguing this
17
11
60
@Denton_james
James Denton
6 years
3
8
58
@Denton_james
James Denton
3 years
Lol
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
0
5
59
@Denton_james
James Denton
9 months
Wins a win, doesn't matter how they come. Njoku & Taylor are the front 2 as far as I'm concerned, a good partnership is there waiting to be unleashed. Also what a professional Bennet is, no celebrating that last minute winner. My idol 😍
Tweet media one
2
0
58
@Denton_james
James Denton
1 year
Just imagine being that good looking
Tweet media one
3
5
57
@Denton_james
James Denton
4 years
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
2
12
56
@Denton_james
James Denton
1 year
Don't laugh, Don't laugh, Don't laugh,Don't laugh, Don't laugh, Don't laugh,Don't laugh, Don't laugh, Don't laugh,Don't laugh, Don't laugh, Don't laugh,Don't laugh, Don't laugh, Don't laugh,Don't laugh, Don't laugh, Don't laugh, Don't laugh, Don't laugh
3
7
56
@Denton_james
James Denton
3 years
The worlds strongest plastic seat
Tweet media one
3
1
53
@Denton_james
James Denton
14 days
Our tactics this season
Tweet media one
1
5
54
@Denton_james
James Denton
8 months
Just one of them outside of the boot crosses you get in league 1 Thank you very much Wycombe for this awful player
@CambridgeUtdFC
Cambridge United FC
8 months
Served on a plate. 🤌
3
3
85
0
1
52
@Denton_james
James Denton
3 years
What a win in the not a derby derby, scenes on toast. Shame about the mongos at the station after and the shambolic policing of it all Absolutely perfect that, except for losing my Acca in the 98th min
Tweet media one
2
2
50
@Denton_james
James Denton
6 years
Buzzing to lose 6-0
Tweet media one
5
10
44
@Denton_james
James Denton
2 years
Is it Plagiarism if they throw an Emoji in at the end?
Tweet media one
2
0
51
@Denton_james
James Denton
1 year
Football league show was 1 hour 7 without adverts last night, 30 minutes of it was spent on Plymouth vs Huddersfield. They've sacked off the studio chat as well. My god give it back to quest
3
3
51
@Denton_james
James Denton
3 years
Is it gay to love another man? Asking for a friend
Tweet media one
1
1
50
@Denton_james
James Denton
3 years
Mad that the corona virus can tell the difference between an FA cup final & a Football league playoff. Gets smarter by the day, bloody indian variant
@MailSport
Mail Sport
3 years
UK Government rejects EFL plea for 22,500 fans at play-off finals | @MattHughesDM
6
9
26
0
4
48
@Denton_james
James Denton
3 years
Stand up for what you believe in life
Tweet media one
4
5
45
@Denton_james
James Denton
3 years
Well as taxis go, that's something
Tweet media one
5
0
48
@Denton_james
James Denton
7 months
The Supporters would like to remind the players of their responsibilities to put a shift in and treat this like a game that matters. If you can't win it, take them down with you
@CambridgeUtdFC
Cambridge United FC
7 months
Supporters are reminded of their responsibilities to behave in a manner which represents the Club's community and family friendly values.
2
1
32
7
0
49
@Denton_james
James Denton
4 years
Budget Little Britain is proof these 2 could still smash another season or two out if they wanted
Tweet media one
0
2
46
@Denton_james
James Denton
7 months
Neil Harris telling @ramsaymatt to stop being so negative live on the radio and then leaving within about 30 minutes is some peak banter-era Yellas material
0
2
47
@Denton_james
James Denton
1 year
Get the fuck in, a cracking 0-0 win Huge shout to Okedina who's come back in after 6 months and played a blinder
Tweet media one
3
1
46
@Denton_james
James Denton
3 years
To be fair it would be very Cambridge United to get promoted in a season of no fans and on the weekend of no social media What a club
5
3
42
@Denton_james
James Denton
9 months
Good talker, good goalscorer, good signing
@CambridgeUtdFC
Cambridge United FC
9 months
"That feeling can not be replaced by anything." 🗣️ Full interview 👉
7
9
199
1
1
46
@Denton_james
James Denton
4 years
Have I just signed Kwesi back for us? Probably
Tweet media one
4
0
45
@Denton_james
James Denton
2 years
Hoddle, McConnell & Yearn will get all the plaudits and rightly so Everyone put in solid shifts but I want to give a shout out to the keeper. Made some top saves and his kicking was excellent. Could be one to watch if I had got his name
7
1
44
@Denton_james
James Denton
3 years
Does make me laugh that they've spent so long fucking their own leagues over they now think football is dieing When you take 90% of the TV Money don't act surprised when the rest of the league goes to shit
@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
3 years
Real Madrid president Florentino Perez says the European Super League will "save football at this critical moment".
451
103
1K
0
4
41
@Denton_james
James Denton
3 years
Community finished for probably the 10th time since lockdown 1 Fuck me that last episode kills me every time. Best TV show ever created, I don't make the rules
4
7
40
@Denton_james
James Denton
3 years
Adam May is loudly becoming a very very good footballer
3
1
44
@Denton_james
James Denton
2 years
Time for a pint of Madri I reckon
Tweet media one
0
1
45
@Denton_james
James Denton
10 months
Go throw all our money at Gareth Ainsworth He's a weird prick but we would be much better for it
11
0
43
@Denton_james
James Denton
3 years
Bloody cheating Cambridge coming on down to the huge club that is Plymouth and putting our faces into their players hands
@FAspokesperson
FA Spokesperson
3 years
Regulation and Discipline update from The @FA :
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
28
13
22
2
5
41
@Denton_james
James Denton
3 years
Sky going to the crowd there and a geezer has a sign that says "I have covid" before they immediately cut away Love the darts
0
0
39
@Denton_james
James Denton
3 years
Lets Play Dartssssss
Tweet media one
3
0
43
@Denton_james
James Denton
1 year
Not a clue what's changed over the summer but its glorious to see. The people of Cambridge finally getting on board with what we've got going on. Although I did like the fact I could park out the back of the mainstand at 3:05pm back in the day
@CambridgeUtdFC
Cambridge United FC
1 year
All areas are now sold out apart from the South Habbin! 🚨 Visit the Ticket Office this morning to secure your spot at the game. #CamUTD | @cufc_to
1
1
29
2
2
41
@Denton_james
James Denton
3 years
If only there was some sort of tournament where teams could knock out other teams to determine who was the best team
@ruth_wishart
ruth wishart
3 years
I heard Alan Shearer, no mean footballer, say that the best two teams would now contest the final. I suspect Belgium, France and Spain might dispute that contention. #Euros2021
286
43
497
0
2
41
@Denton_james
James Denton
26 days
I thought the playoff final in 2014 would be the peak but not one second of that game was enjoyable. This was just unreal
@FootballJOE
FootballJOE
27 days
When did life as a football fan officially "peak"? 🤔
76
4
31
1
1
43
@Denton_james
James Denton
1 month
Transfers vs. departures 🧵 Have we improved this season? First up the goalkeepers. A clear downgrade and Stevens has lost his head 1-0 departures
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
2
2
42
@Denton_james
James Denton
3 years
Tweet media one
0
5
42
@Denton_james
James Denton
2 years
Still find it mad that Stevenage let us have him on a free and that they played him at CB for some reason
@CambridgeUtdFC
Cambridge United FC
2 years
What a season he's having! 😍 #CamUTD
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
2
3
124
4
0
39
@Denton_james
James Denton
8 months
I get when we sell out games against Bolton, Derby, Ipswich etc. but Cheltenham at home basically sold out is insane We have to redevelop as soon as possible, we could become a very sizeable club very quickly if we get this right. Much like clubs like Hull, Swansea did
@CambridgeUtdFC
Cambridge United FC
8 months
Limited availability this afternoon! 🚨 We have 75 Mead Plant & Grab South Stand seats left for home fans and approx 150 in the Intelligent Membranes North Habbin. Buy in-advance and arrive early! #CamUTD | @cufc_to
2
2
17
2
2
42
@Denton_james
James Denton
6 years
Anybody fancy coming for a walk around Orwell to try find this man and get him out of playing in Div 5 to come get us out of this mess
Tweet media one
1
7
40
@Denton_james
James Denton
1 year
This mong thinks Posh beat Cambridge
@aw7794
Ashley
2 years
This spastic thinks Cambridge beat posh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #pufc
7
1
17
1
3
39
@Denton_james
James Denton
4 years
Tweet media one
2
4
40
@Denton_james
James Denton
3 years
Right time to settle a decision started in Newcastle, two Jubril Okedina songs Take your pick (the Abba song is much better)
7
6
40
@Denton_james
James Denton
1 year
I fucking love Fergie time
0
7
40
@Denton_james
James Denton
5 months
Show me a crying child you cowards @SkySports
1
4
41
@Denton_james
James Denton
6 months
Some performance that 10/10 every single one of them. Surely, that level of effort will keep us up comfortably? Surely....
Tweet media one
2
0
41
@Denton_james
James Denton
1 month
All fucking summer we've waited for this signing Assombalonga Hogan Washington We've ended up with a bloke with 1 goal last season. Our whole season hinged on this signing Abysmal, get us relegated and get it over with quickly
@CambridgeUtdFC
Cambridge United FC
1 month
Dan's our man! ⚡️
42
19
191
15
5
40
@Denton_james
James Denton
7 months
One training session with our idiots in midfield and Monks done this Maybe I do like Monk
@CambridgeUtdFC
Cambridge United FC
7 months
George Hoddle has been recalled from his loan at St Albans as he rejoins the U's squad. 💪 Thanks to @stalbanscityfc for looking after him these past few months!
Tweet media one
9
6
213
3
1
41