Albatroaz @Albatroaz6 Twitter profile

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Albatroaz

@Albatroaz6

3 months

@DRICKIPRINT @JALENPRNTT I just wanna know if i should be combing backshots out of the party city wigs or not

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3 months

@DRICKIPRINT @JALENPRNTT Why would I care if the hair had been fucked in or not. Does it change the quality or something?

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@japanthrottle @breederall @marle_xvx @jxnx89 @notPRINCEY @ZingNYCFLA @DejonNoMustard Damnn is this like one of those you gonna die in 7 days type curses? Do I have to send this to 12 other people now?

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@jodycwilliams @waltermasterson They did though. Do you know how many deaths there would be if it was normal to just go to Walmart, buy a car, and drive it without a license?

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@breederall @marle_xvx @jxnx89 @notPRINCEY @ZingNYCFLA @DejonNoMustard Neither is prolapsing??

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@jodycwilliams @waltermasterson Attacks and accidents with guns both lead to deaths, and having easy access to guns leads to both, so I don’t see the need to make a distinction.

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@NickyWheels @jasoncrouch @Bornakang Literally obsessed. Trans people make up less than 1% of the population and a 100% of your one brain cell

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@fartycherri @nohohankpilled Thank god

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3 years

@ActuallyTarlos @EuphoriaHBONews When will gay men stop acting like they’re the authority on what women do with their bodies?

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Albatroaz

@Albatroaz6

2 years

@tugboatdemon @h3h3productions @triller If you want relatable content to you, watch some cardboard with make up on it. You have the same fragile personality.

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@oliviuuuuhh I was too out of it in the 2000s, can someone tell me if layering was that big of a thing or did Disney just have an obsession with Manic Pixie Dream Nuns

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@kimwexlcrs Omg y’all can’t let women have a little fun

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1 year

@saraflor7777 @notgwendalupe The era of celebrities wearing jeans to award shows is insane

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3 months

@p87737d64g6 @SedimentedGeist @sempiternalsap This take isn’t even new. 80s fringe radfems argued that even two women having sex was recreating the patriarchy. And so the only form of consensual sex is mutual self-masturbation. Insane.

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@PanderShirts These gender reveal parties are getting so weird

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1 year

@Gio_nyc19 @straight00hell @richyrich323 @sourkettle @PopCrave @zachsang I don’t think anybody, who has interacted with you your whole life, has ever come out thinking you’re smart. And that is really sad.

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@Eric__Shunn @emilykmay Sir, that’s practically a backpack.

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@liltwizzytonka @yuhline @wonderlandmom You want the person with 8 hour access to your kid to be an entry level employee?

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2 months

@bettyjamesinez_ @lowbudgetpod @homoblanket @ThePupRein @PopCrave I think you might be in a cult

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@Albatroaz6

9 months

@theBlkChemist @Slatzism @ShayWoulahan It’s a joke that someone is gonna find a racist tweet Stanley made in 2012 and the hype will come to a halt, the fuck? What’s your reading level?

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4 months

@edgarbenjoseph @zureeal @courtneyknill @Richard_Vixen She disproved your ‘point’ by being a woman who disagreed with your characterization of what women think. So unless you can read minds, you never proved your point in the first place.

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@CaptinDeadAss @chloeikennedy Yes because 3 piece suits are super practical

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2 years

@Cheetara1986 @SpencerAlthouse Please no. The level of dopamine in my brain would be illegal and likened to meth.

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1 year

@Big_AZEd @nininikki__ @KatyMontgomerie The size of your brain matches the size of your testicles post Tren.

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2 years

@MisskeiyalaS @sydthesl0th @s4m31p4n Girl you’re gorg. If you don’t have a boyfriend I have to assume it’s by choice

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@Attractiveincel @DUIbarbie @femcelgirlfren Do you consider yourself a good man?

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@caique_exu @Ermac96641196 @clawsomebeats A guy jerks off to gay anime porn, but tells you he’s completely straight, do you beleive him?

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2 years

@GoodVibzToSmoke @messyasstom @b0mbchell_ Girl he’s gay, why you tryna conversion therapy him?

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10 months

@NabeelAzeezDXB @MainstreamViews Mashallah akhi, calling moms and daughters bitches. You have secured your place in Jannah.

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4 years

@cidesciencekid @childishSydbino @nomcina Gods I hate Christians. Keep that cult to yourself.

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2 years

@RickElieUs2 @HeyyRavenn @kingnahlaa Nothing less attractive than a desperate man throwing his dick in every direction

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@Albatroaz6

3 months

@t3nsor @p87737d64g6 @SedimentedGeist @sempiternalsap Yes!! I’ll do you one better:

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@CaptinDeadAss @chloeikennedy Generally when I see women wearing more than 2 inches heels, it’s at the same events as men in suits.

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2 years

@AngryChair10 @Sushiiwashere @imhighkeycool Bro hasn’t heard of Bluetooth

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2 years

@ASingleDeath @PopCrave Would you take a job where you’re getting paid not to drink? I think most people who aren’t addicts would.

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Albatroaz

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@theogpooh @___juliettee 👀

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Albatroaz

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1 year

@Liv_Agar Trans people always stealing tweets from the Arab diaspora. When will this stop

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1 year

@JORDANZREVENGE @zharifzeno @Bruvsayless @froschpisse @dylanc78 @pissboymcgee Boy do I have a surprise for you called the Iran revolution and how America overthrew the secular government for an extremist theocracy

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Albatroaz

@Albatroaz6

11 months

@cateee_mae @Merry_Rissa @chescaleigh The privilege that she didn’t get held up by the NSA before ever getting the chance to go on that flight. The privilege that the plane didn’t do an emergency landing just to have her arrested.

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@houseofdawl @forked_queer @queenie4rmnola Not you pulling a “not all men”

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2 years

@daddyisadrummer @oliviuuuuhh Or when the McChicken tastes slightly different

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1 year

@DrewHabits @LeftismApostate @thor_benson For a party that claims they’re against “globalists”, you’d think they’d get it.

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1 year

@matt_n81 @birdsbug @lizthompson1976 @bennyjohnson Lmao that’s the Algerian flag you imbecile

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@Albatroaz6

2 years

@SheRatesDogs If you have the chance, please show her some love on her Twitter. The amount of men leaving disgusting replies to her is disparaging. All because she held a mirror to their actions, reminding them that consent has to be given enthusiastically and that coercion is rape.

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@henrietta0190 @bxnksi_ What’s the point of that Nigerian flag if you’re gonna blow up the exposure on your pfp till you’re Michael Jackson 😭

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@CaptinDeadAss @chloeikennedy That’s so wrong is laughable. Heels were invented so the bourgeois wouldn’t step in shit, because there was no plumbing at the time.

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@DonPabIo @Nova_Papi_Brujo @anairbx Learn how to make a woman cum, Don.

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@DanielO34776597 @SlattKingCole @ContraPoints Are you linguistically challenged? You keep pathetically misusing words. How do you call a married man an incel?

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2 years

@grazmania1 @amuendelheim @FilmThePoliceLA @gobruin100 So we have clear evidence of this cop lying about smelling alcohol to detain the guy. I’m glad we agree.

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2 years

@twdfanfics @smiley3nt @misspee Honestly don’t. She’s the type to wait till you have one and airdrop pictures of their messages at your wedding venue.

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2 years

@JemPSO2 @UnseenJapanSite The concept of micro-aggression is actually very present in the social awareness of the Japanese people, as that tends to be more present than straight up aggression or racism. There’s even a widely used word for it in Japanese.

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Albatroaz

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1 year

@jodycwilliams @waltermasterson You had to go all the way back to 2016 to find a comparable death toll from a vehicle related incident, in a different country. Nobody argues there would be 0 gun incidents under gun control. But it’d be nice to refer to one from a decade ago rather than yesterday.

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@MinnieDaJaxx @LonKuoo @tallyman2023 @kristyson_ You’re literally a divorced man

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@Albatroaz6

1 year

@Gio_nyc19 @straight00hell @richyrich323 @sourkettle @PopCrave @zachsang That won’t work here. Go back to catfighting people who have a different female artists in their avi than you. You’re out of your depth here.

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1 year

@Gio_nyc19 @straight00hell @richyrich323 @sourkettle @PopCrave @zachsang Because this isn’t about ally, it’s indicative of a systemic problem. Where the music industry is a pseudo-monopoly in which artists have no choice but to sign a exploitative contract. But you would have to google the word systemic for us to continue this conversation.

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Albatroaz

@Albatroaz6

2 years

@TreborJoss @VinKohl @CuttySnark4 @short_tymer Yes? What’s your point? It should be tested. That way they’ll know if there’s an outbreak in the area.

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1 year

@Eric__Shunn @emilykmay Ma’am, I’m sure people in the third world would also find it expensive.

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@MooseManGarf @animalologist @ecto_fun We have things like social norms. (You’d know about them if you weren’t avoided like the plague in highschool) These social norms tell us that texting your gf’s roommate at 3 am about her underwear is, in fact, hitting on her. Hope this helps!

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@DanMack36896083 @Hardy15374249 @Rothmus Somehow you managed to make this stupid math problem into hating on minorities. Honestly bravo.

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@Albatroaz6

2 years

@kanishkasekara @AzzarinneTweets @hankgreen Except the pinhole camera didn’t piece together a collage out of paintings the artists made without permission to take pictures. I think fighting the ai takeover is moot, but your analogy is unsound.

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@edgarbenjoseph @zureeal @courtneyknill @Richard_Vixen You haven’t laid a single statistic or fact for me to disprove. You’re speaking from emotions, which I’m not gonna entertain.

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@Umermun65429855 @iqk_xx @champagnepvki Pakis get that British visa and start wildin online

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@Br1nk_1991 @bruhmoment1410 @heardsstan Every time I met a man who claimed his ex wife manipulated their children against him, I come to learn that was a cope to avoid any responsibility for the actions that alienated their family. I have a feeling that applies to you.

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@CharleyChase77 @_decemburrr Charley, are you the type of man to purposefully get a knockoff item to try and manipulate women? Cuz you hollering like a hit dog.

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@megelmc @JacobRubashkin Hey Meg, what we’re not gonna do is be wrong in an attempt to outwoke each other. This is code switching, and has always been.

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@MasadaJaso43111 @MrZaySanders @acnewsitics So she simultaneously responded TOO well to the questions, that she had to have gotten the questions beforehand. But also poorly that she didn’t say anything at all? You heard it here folks, Schrödinger’s catmala.

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@tourguideshann @CloudyJaid @raeelaurenn @LilNasX As a POC, You’re bringing unnecessary negativity to something that does not concern you as a white person. She is HoH. Are HoH supposed to just wait until a POC decides to do it? She did not take anyone space. Any POC person is welcome to do their own interpretation as well.

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2 years

@fknjROLLS @LilNasX You think Andrew Tate is a top? That’s bold

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1 year

@Jonatha83622215 @JackMorelli13 @sitcomabed You think male friendship doesn’t get enough exposure in media compared to unrequited gay crushes?

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1 year

@aragon1500 @RealsonJessica @wallywelles @ask_aubry Do you? What dangerous job do you do rusty?

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2 years

@jppaulva @njhochman @Foxxxycontin @iudprincess It’s a lecture not a conversation. I’m there to take notes not listen to a freshman drone on with Reddit talking points.

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@wolktress People see your self deprecation as an invitation to disparage you. They make you a strawman for all their insecurities, which they can beat up to release the tension. The same tension built by continuisly beating themselves internally in silence

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@luvmalie @_3ternals @migsb_OF @PopCrave Say stupid shit online, get doxxed so your parents can whoop your ass.

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2 years

@themalacast @sleepgolem @nypost I love how you listed 3 people who never had low paying or starter jobs. All three’s families were millionaires. Conservatives and their fetish for the imaginary bootstrap lmao

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1 year

@MayaHoppins @PayPrincessAvii @Carina_Amyth @ask_aubry Out of all the things not written by a woman, this is the most not written by a woman tweet. This a grown man role playing as a girl.

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2 years

@ForteanK @CBCAlerts Of course dumbasses like you somehow link this to Trudeau. You think rogers is ran by the federal government?

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5 months

I fuck men. But there’s nothing gayer than a man posing in front of a stranger’s car in the mall parking lot, just to flex another man’s whip on Instagram. Happy pride

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@edgarbenjoseph @zureeal @courtneyknill @Richard_Vixen Please stop having a breakdown in my mentions. You bored me.

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@kaamonsense @brndxix You made a comment implying that you worked in a farm. This comment here directly contradicts that. If this is a rampaging cow to you, you’d clearly be paralyzed with fear at farm.

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@areola_ayatolla @r_h3h3 Guy is a millionaire with a CEO wife and two kids. You would only see him as a failure if you value aesthetic over accomplishment.

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@SweatyCritter @averyfires @AllBiteNoBark88 I just know you hate yourself so violently that nothing we say could compare to the voice in your own head. And I’m happy about that.

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@KevinNguyen41 @local_leah @kauleetheone @MorganJerkins No it’s not. It’s taking up more space than it needs to. And now when she needs to cook in the morning, she’s going to have to empty the pots, clean the pots, and put the food away (the proper way) AGAIN. Might as well not have done it at all.

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Albatroaz

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1 year

@Liv_Agar Wait.. you’re telling me at any moment I could bump into THE Liv Agar at a local LCBO?

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5 months

@kimwexlcrs It’s giving nitpicking anything a girl does just to take her down a peg. Can’t stand a successfully woman who also happens to be pretty.

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2 years

@Clowning97 @yatestheyams @ShaneONeil96 @_Sbudah_ @belllahijabi @RawSTUD_G23 Correction, it’s racism and it is fucked up

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@freshprinceceo1 @missmayn @vana__nz You don’t understand because you purposely ignore that: 1) consent to marriage is not consent to sex. 2) consent can be removed at any time.

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@CesarJuvencioBS @ifeelgoodto Girl

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3 months

@OneeCha40821844 @storyvibing @KILLAfcknM @Strictlyirene What part of approaching from behind without making eye contact and grinding on her side is flirting, quickly

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2 years

@elegantheaux @SisterSpeaking @riotgrrrl_meg @ask_aubry You got this sis. Use up what little resources they have and leave.

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1 year

@freshhel Ugh icon behaviour. I’d sub if I was into women like that.

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2 years

@scooley7171 @chescaleigh “He wants to live in a place where a crime will be investigated” so he chose… Romania? The place HE boasts as being so corrupt that he can just pay off law enforcement? Why are you lying to yourself to protect him?

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5 months

@caelan84136 @lillybilly299 @bellisaurius Explain this

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2 years

@niggaantics @GoodVibzToSmoke @messyasstom @b0mbchell_ Your gaydar is broken. He’s not even hiding it.

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@yossssarian @J_sketchez @JoshuaPHilll Lmao if you’re in a deserted island, the exact output is proportional to the amount of work you put in, and you own all the results of your production. That’s literally communism baby girl

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2 years

@Squizzytay123 @Magicman432x @mpetch @keffals Don’t worry, you’ll grow some when you hit puberty 😘

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4 months

@v_sapronov @YaGrlKK @Happy2dishit @dieworkwear Very funny that you think you can solve the inflantion there easily, when people MUCH smarter than you work to keep it at the level it is. It shows you have less than 0 knowledge of African economics. The only thing you’re qualified to do is pay for a check mark

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@katyxfact @notgayneverwas I fully support having to upload your I.D before getting access to the internet because I shouldn’t have to read 15 year olds’ opinions on gay sex.

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@HRH_Spinsista @GlorySkye6 @KimChi_Chic You just tried framing a drag queen as an attention seeking look queen with a large fan base as if that’s an insult. Like, that’s literally the job description.

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