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Alan Newton

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2 years

@SoVeryBritish Westminster is insisting it is not a party.

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Alan Newton

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8 months

@premierleague Just the one try if your name is Seamus Coleman 👀

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1 year

@SoVeryBritish For some reason… Chinese food in a carton 😂

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1 year

@SoVeryBritish Clearly the answer to this question is FENTON “Jesus Christ!”

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Alan Newton

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8 months

Cheating diving bastard and they’ve given the penalty !!! A-hahahahaha I mean, if you were ever on the fence about corruption and the @premierleague 😂😂

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Alan Newton

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9 months

The message is clear @premierleague

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4 months

This ill advised @premierleague tweet already had 1 million views before they deleted it. Damage already done I’d say. Trying to out-do the Nott’m Forest official account for dumbest tweet of the week?

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1 year

@HLTCO I think it went a little something like this… “Stonewall penalty” “Aye. But it’s the last minute and we need Utd to get off to winning start” “Don’t give it then. And book anyone who whinges. We’ll make some shit up about the ball having already well gone.”

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1 year

@SoVeryBritish "You what?" Expressed as "You fuckin' what?" when slightly tipsy...

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1 year

Everton dominate, hit the post, their keeper makes a Worldy, have a goal ruled out for a very marginal offside that could “go either way” (Mike Dean). And Wolves score with their 1st shot on target on 87 mins… #EvertonThat

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1 year

@SoVeryBritish All those flies around the kitchen bin really add to the festival vibe…

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1 year

@SoVeryBritish Pffffffft... Everyone knows there is a no mans land called 'The Midlands'...

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1 year

@SoVeryBritish Right. Sod this. Bed.

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Alan Newton

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8 months

“I don’t really care” 😂 Here’s why you SHOULD care @jonathanliew … You’re a Sports Writer and Everton have - for the 5 or 6th time in as little as 4 games - been wrongly punished by a VAR decision. This is the same club harshly punished by the PL with a points deduction.

Sky Sports News

@SkySportsNews

8 months

"Scandalous red card doesn't help VAR credibility" Jason Burt and Jonathan Liew react to Dominic Calvert-Lewin's controversial red card against Crystal Palace in the FA Cup.

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Alan Newton

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8 months

Sky should be referred to the Watchdog over this. Absolutely Disgusting. Why turn up at all if you’re simply going to invent a narrative and pretend you’re hiding from a war zone. Pathetic.

Top Balcony View

@top_bal_view

8 months

Lowest of the low from @SkySportsPL @SkySportsNews @SkySports . Blatantly working with the @premierleague on a narrative that actually, you can punish the fans because we're the bad guys. Scum bags the lot of you

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Alan Newton

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1 year

@ballin_bernardo Liverpool didn’t buy the CL in 2019 though 😂😂🕺🏽

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1 year

@SoVeryBritish Buy some LED lights and set to flash

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9 months

Complete fabrication. Positive net transfer balance over the 3 years concerned but don’t let that stop your bullshit narrative. Awful , lazy , factually incorrect , dangerous journalism.

Times Sport

@TimesSport

9 months

Everton ignored multiple warnings and splurged money under Frank Lampard. They tried to live the dream – now they’re paying the price Read @JNorthcroft 's Sunday Times column below 🔽

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9 months

“You’re not fit to run the league” ⁦ @premierleague ⁩ Not just the view of Everton fans, but ex-footballers, pundits, and fans across football. Evertonians accept a punishment is due but don’t accept many aspects including the severity and lack of due process.

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Alan Newton

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3 months

🔵 Every time I see Chermiti, I think 💭 We’ve got a player here yer know .

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1 year

@ThatEricAlper Well, the video is definitely up there with the “sexiest” and the song is just 😘

Wicked Game - Single Edit - Official Music Video

www.chrisisaak.comChris Isaak - Wicked Game (Official Music Video)

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Alan Newton

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2 months

I’m in stitches here at the very thought that football, in 2024, has any “moral fabric” to speak of. Do us a favour with your sanctimonious crap, which was — conveniently — absent when Utd, Liverpool and other cartel clubs sold youngsters for much more than £10m .

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@TheAthleticFC

2 months

Lewis Dobbin did not grow up dreaming of a mutually beneficial deal. Fans love a homegrown hero — academy talent being sold for accounting purposes doesn’t have the same appeal. These PSR swap deals jar with the moral fabric of football. 📝 @peterrutzler

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Alan Newton

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1 year

@SoVeryBritish There can be only one… #legend

Prince - Purple Rain (Official Video)

00:00 Intro01:10 Verse 101:56 Chorus02:30 Verse 203:05 Chorus03:39 Verse 304:13 Chorus04:48 Guitar Solo and OutroI do not own this video nor do I claim off i...

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Alan Newton

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1 year

@Transfer__HQ @FootballFunnnys What a ridiculous #ClickBait headline for a player who is “doubtful”. Players get injured and you can’t say anyone deserves to be injured. I thought he’d had a tragedy in the family or something reading that headline.

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Alan Newton

@AlanRNewton

4 months

The thing about Kopites, and there’s many btw, is that they just haven’t got the metal to be a Blue. The smallest incidental, occasional thing that goes against them and they whine for eternity. They just wouldn’t have the stomach for being an Evertonian.

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Alan Newton

@AlanRNewton

1 year

Keeper drops the ball, Everton score a legitimate goal… #VAR still lacking transparency rule it out Same old @premierleague

Alan Newton

@AlanRNewton

1 year

Merse and the Sky Sports pundits can’t see anything wrong with the #Everton goal but #VAR does … of course. Getting screwed over by the officials continues … #EFC

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Alan Newton

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1 year

@SoVeryBritish It’s where all the soggy biscuit remnants reside silly…

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Alan Newton

@AlanRNewton

6 years

This constant, incessant false narrative, such as “taking back control of our borders” has been repeated so many times that I’m sure even she believes it now. We had control, we decided not to implement the powers we had! What say you @Femi_Sorry

Conservatives

@Conservatives

6 years

"The choice was this deal, which enables us to take back control and to build a brighter future for our country, or going back to square one with more division, more uncertainty and a failure to deliver on the referendum." - Prime Minister @Theresa_May

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Alan Newton

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8 months

Name a Top Class Player who then became an outstanding Manager. I’ll start…

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6 months

🔵 “The Commission’s decision failed both the subjective and objective tests concerning Article 6 ECHR. Everton was seemingly denied a fair trial, raising questions about the fairness, transparency, and integrity of the Premier League’s regulatory processes” 💥

ChurchCourtChambers

@ChCtChambers

7 months

Following @Everton 's points deduction by the @Premierleague , Yasin Patel discusses their appeal, whether the punishment is just and fair, and how the Premier League might fare in this quandary #EPL #FinancialFairPlay #Everton #SportsLaw

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Alan Newton

@AlanRNewton

11 months

@MarinaPurkiss @JeremyVineOn5 Some know when they’re out of their depth and simply choose not to engage. A fair and logical approach but probably not as an “expert” on national tv. When you apply critical thinking and invite others to engage, they must rise above sound bites and meaningless statements.

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Alan Newton

@AlanRNewton

1 year

@nadinedereza @englandcricket Really naive and poor from Bairstow but dark arts from Australia. Not at all in the spirit of the game.

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Alan Newton

@AlanRNewton

7 years

@JimWhite @Everton @talkSPORT Yeah, because we need to be locking up Fathers/individuals who have a second of madness & tap a footballers head with their palm! Get a grip

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Alan Newton

@AlanRNewton

1 year

@StateOfLinkedIn ‘Kin hell. How far is this fellas shower from his bed…!?

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Alan Newton

@AlanRNewton

4 years

The case against @LFC and their ‘holier than thou’ cult especially Wijnaldum (have a word with your players hey) whose comments are inciting, intelligence insulting & patently wrong... Exhibit 1 of 5 😉 (and there’s lots of material): Robertson on Allan

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Alan Newton

@AlanRNewton

7 months

Committee member: "The Everton criteria is far from transparent... how they have been deducted so many points?" Dick: "The PL has an open sanction regime to leave it to the independent panel... whilst it's not clear, we think it's the fairest way to do it" 🤣

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Alan Newton

@AlanRNewton

1 year

@BBCSport Lol. Acting like Boxers don’t face-off. “Looking at me like you’ve got a problem …” Nah mate, it’s the part before the fruit where I try to intimidate you.

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1 year

@elliecostelloTV "How dare you peasant..."

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8 months

@theJeremyVine ‘Two wrongs don’t make a right’. Driver is wrong BUT good road users 🚘 & 🚴‍♂️ anticipate obstructions and take evasive action e.g. slowing down irrespective of whether it’s their right of way. You don’t get to say “but it was his fault” when you’re winging your way to heaven.

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1 year

@SoVeryBritish A buttery ham sandwich just isn't the same without Prawn Cocktail crisps wedged in there... how could you have possibly forgotten? #schoolboyerror

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Alan Newton

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4 years

@buitengebieden_ Not sure that’s Brazil chap. Looks like Communa 13, Medellin, Colombia 🇨🇴 to me I recognised the graffiti and houses from visiting last year...

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Alan Newton

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1 year

@ESPNUK Longest consecutive run, yes. But Longest, in respect to MOST top flight seasons reads : 1. Everton = 120 out of 124 seasons 2. Aston Villa = 110 out of 124 seasons 3. Liverpool = 109 out of 122 seasons 4. Arsenal = 107 out of 112 seasons

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1 year

@SoVeryBritish Black pudding, egg, bacon, sausage. No beans because they are not fried. Them the rules.

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7 years

📽️ A gruelling, savage & pertinent reminder of one of American histories' darker chapters. Incredible performances @JohnBoyega @PoulterWill

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8 months

@Alex_Verbeek I see an English Cocker Spaniel that is clearly tired from shovelling snow…

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1 year

@SoVeryBritish Trains, according to the late train driver…

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Alan Newton

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3 months

So many memories of @1kevincampbell having missed very few games from that era. 2 of most memorable: 3-1 win at Newcastle 1-0 win at Anfield But, it has always been his authenticity off the pitch that has endeared him most. Get well soon Super Kev 💙

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Alan Newton

@AlanRNewton

7 months

@retro_villa Of all the teams up there, would love to see Villa win it. A good traditional club, great history, decent clued up fans, been through the mill, and it's the last thing the cartel want.

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Alan Newton

@AlanRNewton

1 year

@NoContextHumans Can be calculated two ways . Assumptions must be made because the equation is not written clearly. Answer can be 1 or 9. Let the arguments begin… 😂

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Alan Newton

@AlanRNewton

6 years

@1kevincampbell Horrible club from top to bottom. Leave your fans grounded whilst flying 3 empty planes out there. An #Evertonian mayor tries to help you because your club won’t and all he gets is abuse. Players isolate team mate for making mistakes.

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Alan Newton

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6 years

Everton finally putting a team to the sword 🗡 0-3 up after only 22 minutes and looking soooo dangerous. 3 shots on target and 3 goals. Also the first club to achieve 7,000 goals in the top flight. Clinical. #EFCawayday

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Alan Newton

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9 months

@MailSport @chris_sutton73 1144 days and counting…

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Alan Newton

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1 year

@SoVeryBritish Tomorrow mornings flights out of Heathrow: T3 - 07:05 - Budapest T4 - 08:25 - Doha T5 - 08:30 - Venice T2 - 08:50 - Dublin T3 - 09:15 - Chicago

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@AlanRNewton

1 year

@BroadcastMoose @TonyBellew @Everton You’re bright enough to know using the word “famous” is why you’ve had a lot of responses because of the connotation.

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Alan Newton

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4 months

@GiuliaBould Precisely why enough is enough. @Everton should take the clowns at @premierleague to a REAL court. This has negatively impacted the lives of everyone from players to management to fans, none of whom are to blame. It also illustrates that they are completely unfit to govern.

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Alan Newton

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8 months

@PauloAlmei40951 @premierleague Wasn't the Q about "How many tries"? Nothing about technique lad. Who cares about technique when Seamus scores and Trent doesn't? lol.

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Alan Newton

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8 months

If you “don’t care” @jonathanliew maybe you should find another career. These are the sort of stories Sports Writers SHOULD be investigating and writing an objective piece around why Everton feel they are being uniquely punished on the field as well as off it !

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Alan Newton

@AlanRNewton

7 years

Scottish and now Welsh governments have said Tories have not consulted on #Brexit yet Tories say they have. Hmmmm , who to believe 🤔 #bbcqt

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Alan Newton

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4 years

The case against @LFC Exhibit 3 of 5 Robertson (yep, he’s got previous!) on Davies

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@AlanRNewton

1 year

@SoVeryBritish Especially those poor buggers that forgot to take the wash out after the trip to the shops…

VeryBritishProblems

@SoVeryBritish

1 year

The washing machine’s got a minute to go. Means I can pop to the shops and be back just before it finishes.

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Alan Newton

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7 months

@Worldchampsx2 Probably on the grounds of Police advisory, so a crime is not committed..

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Alan Newton

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1 year

Barnsley can definitely feel aggrieved there today. Two major game-changing decisions gone against them in the space of two-minutes. Definite penalty for me and an extremely harsh red. Rash challenge yes, but no contact, so can only be a yellow. #VAR has failed them. #BARSHW

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Alan Newton

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7 years

Clegg absolutely nailed the need for an "honest debate" on the 'issue' of immigration with only 1/4 of immigrants from EU #bbcqt

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1 year

@SoVeryBritish Oh, I don’t know, there’s plenty of Clowns around…

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Alan Newton

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8 months

@thebullensview We don’t take 🐀 back He must be getting confused with someone else…

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Alan Newton

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1 year

@agazdecki Sounds like he/she had a lucky escape. The fact the recruiter and the hiring manager think nothing of wasting people’s time and being vague tells you all you need to know. As for the legend who was bold enough to be this honest…

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Alan Newton

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1 year

@deneils The danger of an ignoramus tweeting xenophobic content. He chose a city that couldn’t be more different from the fable he concocted. Here’s my great grandfather, from Mauritius, who arrived in Liverpool in the late 1800s, created a family, and won war medals for this country.

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Alan Newton

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1 year

@englandcricket Magic. But for the rain in Manchester, that wicket would have effectively WON that #Ashes2023

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10 months

@WatchedToffee @OllieHolt22 And Yeah, “he will be regarded as the father of the modern Everton” The modern Everton is a shambles, a club eroded by a narcissist whose ego and self aggrandising as “no bigger Everton fan than me” led to the slow disintegration of one of English footballs biggest clubs, whilst

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Alan Newton

@AlanRNewton

8 months

@Beno_ldn Thought you were Jake Humphrey’s alternative account until I got to the punchline

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Alan Newton

@AlanRNewton

3 months

@EvertonNewsFeed Rodriguez + Richi + Lukaku 🥱🥱 Let’s go and win the fucking lot 😂

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Alan Newton

@AlanRNewton

6 years

Spurs went on to completely and utterly outclass Everton. But that still doesn’t mask ANOTHER appalling show from the officials to deny Everton a 2-0 lead. Completely different game if that happens #EVETOT

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Alan Newton

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7 months

@eolanryngsf @EllBretland Haha. Brilliant interview and love the subtle menacing nature of his put downs.

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Alan Newton

@AlanRNewton

9 months

@Everton_Extra I once saw Neville Southall play in midfield in a testimonial match at the Baseball Ground in Derby. I don’t need to tell anyone it wasn’t his natural position. Guess what? He was pretty much man of the match. Some modern day footballers don’t half talk Shite.

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1 year

@SoVeryBritish At least you have sandwiches …

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1 year

@fplfmlplz @HLTCO Nope. We used to regularly twat Utd during my childhood and we regularly won trophies too . Nice try tho.

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Alan Newton

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1 year

@SoVeryBritish Sausage Sandwich = HP Sauce Bacon Sandwich = Tommy K Shit gets complicated during a full English …

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Alan Newton

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1 year

@bushontheradio Staying afloat...

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Alan Newton

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8 months

@premierleague That close to being the winner if it weren’t for the corrupt officials ruling a perfectly good goal out earlier. Even Mike Dean could not support the rationale for disallowing.

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Alan Newton

@AlanRNewton

1 year

@BoxingKingdom14 Lol… how can Usyk currently be 3rd behind Joshua when he has beaten him twice, holds 3 belts, and has The Ring nomination? I would personally have Fury as number 1 but Usyk 2nd. We’ll see whether Joshua deserves to be ahead of Whyte in a month but I don’t see it.

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Alan Newton

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1 year

@SoVeryBritish Searches for fan only to find the cat got their first…

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Alan Newton

@AlanRNewton

4 years

@davidschneider Focus continues to be on “failed” App rather than investigating why a £11.982bn gap in the expected cost given the German government managed a working App for £18m. You could recreate Facebook, Twitter and Amazon for that money! This goes way way beyond “Anti-Corruption”.

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Alan Newton

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4 years

The case against @LFC Exhibit 2 of 5: Alexander-Arnold on Richi

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5 years

Everton’s Class of 1985: The Greatest Team You Probably Never Saw .... but now you can thanks to the brilliant ⁦ @HowardsWayFilm ⁩ (Gets better with every viewing) #EFC

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Alan Newton

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8 months

Plenty of brilliant performances from #StrangerThingsOnStage cast with #EllaKarunaWilliams excellant as new character Patty Newby, and @patrick_vaill , who was brilliant in Oklahoma (a running gag in the production), equally as impressive as Dr. Brenner ⭐️⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

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Alan Newton

@AlanRNewton

9 months

And which club was the leader in representing the other 14 clubs to condemn what had happened…? How very interesting that the very same club has been so disproportionately penalised a only few years later 🤔

The 1878s

@The1878s

9 months

Why highlight “The Sky Six” on the banners? The PL rules state the below: In all matters and transactions relating to the League each Club, Official and Director shall behave towards each other Club, Official, Director and the League with the utmost good faith. For the

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Alan Newton

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7 months

@Everton_Extra @hotspurreports God forbid a football team should “throw balls into the box” or try and score more goals than the opposition. Grow a pair Ange.

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Alan Newton

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1 year

@SoVeryBritish Indiana Jones and the Full English of Silly

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Alan Newton

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8 months

@TheBarmyArmy Beefy.

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Alan Newton

@AlanRNewton

8 months

@grandoldteam Very measured and not what I wanted under the circumstances. Basically played down one of the most astonishing decisions you’re likely to see. Not an isolated incident in recent weeks. If that’s Gnasher across the park, he’d have steam coming out of his nose and ears.

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Alan Newton

@AlanRNewton

1 year

@SoVeryBritish Keep it Simple: Sliced Dry Cured Ham and Prawn Cocktail Crisps for the win

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Alan Newton

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1 year

@F0reverEvert0n Doucoure and Onana would have to step up to ensure this midfield doesn’t get overrun but I’d like to see a much more attacking selection.

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Alan Newton

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6 months

There should be a vote of no confidence by PL clubs to remove Masters and his team @premierleague It’s irrelevant now whether EFC are found guilty or not. The whole thing has been a circus and that’s whilst they’ve been trying to get their house in order 😂 Beyond laughable.

Rich

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6 months

@Jim_Keoghan 100 days today, since the points deduction by my reckoning. 84 days to the end of the season. 1 more charge to deal with. Dyche has been very dignified so far, but the cracks are starting to show. The PL are demonstrating perfectly why football needs an independent regulator.

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Alan Newton

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9 months

Don’t be fooled into thinking @Everton have only been punished with a points deduction. This IS financial too. We could conceivably have finished 10th or higher this season. If we finish 17th, that’s a £19.8m diff in prize money vs 10th /1

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Alan Newton

@AlanRNewton

9 months

@h_imannn Dangerous game doing this on twitter, unless you’re 💯 certain. Doesn’t look like the same fella to me. Potential defamation case incoming

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Alan Newton

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1 year

@SoVeryBritish “Let’s go out and dance”

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Alan Newton

@AlanRNewton

11 months

@ElBobble Tip top management . Dropping a direct, attack minded winger to play a CM wide. Ace. Absolutely no problem with Garner starting but should be in place of Gueye or Doucoure, probably the latter.

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Alan Newton

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9 months

A few of us were interviewed at the Everton protest outside @premierleague HQ in London last night. Well done to @ToffeesInLondon and @EvertonMontreal for organising and promoting AND to the 60-odd Evertonians + a dog who braved the cold.

Everton fans protest against points deduction at Premier League...

Everton fans gathered outside the Premier League's headquarters in London after their club suffered a 10-point penalty deduction. Interviews with fans Alan N...

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Alan Newton

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1 year

@EllBretland "I fuckin' love it... fuckin' love it!" Says it all about how our fans can make players fall in love with the club 💙😀

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Alan Newton

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1 year

@SoVeryBritish Most definitely Surfing 🏄🏽…

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