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Neil

@deneils

3 years

Where’s her legs?

Dan Richardson

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3 years

@GabbyLogan with unimaginable power #SixNations

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Neil

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1 year

Liverpool that. A great port city built on the culture of multiple nations, multiple cultures and multiple backgrounds. Try and peddle your racist bollocks here softshite and you’ll be legged straight back to the Tory shithole you came from.

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@GoldingBF

1 year

No diversity. No multiculturalism. No Third World culture. Just a beautiful, strong, proud Britain, in the year 1901. The past is a foreign country.

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3 years

Remembering when Everton won the last ever derby.....

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3 years

Benitez has turned #EFC into a Welsh village: LLWDLLLLDLLLWLDL-gogogoch 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@deneils

2 years

Perhaps James you could write a feature for @TheAthleticUK on the significance of this banner? Any outlet worth its salt would publish a story with a little of everything; footballing city rivalry, domestic conflict, European campaigns…. and the death of 39 Juventus supporters.

James Pearce

@JamesPearceLFC

2 years

Giant banner unveiled in the away end at Goodison

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3 years

Fair play…

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5 months

You know that @BBCMOTD podcast thing with @GaryLineker @alanshearer and @MicahRichards … ? Leighton Baines didn’t make either their Top Ten fullbacks or… their Top Ten Free kicks. FFS lads 🤦🏻‍♂️

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2 years

Here lies @Everton FC 1878 - 2022 "We Had Good Times"

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8 years

Ronald Koeman the first manager in many peoples living memory to publicly criticize #EFC 's redundant directors. Needs backing just for that.

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9 months

Generations of Evertonians are having none of it. Up The Fucking Toffees 💪🏼

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3 years

The absolute fucking state of it.

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2 years

Amadou Onana: ‘We stick together, stay solid, we have to build on that. I’m not worried, four games unbeaten now, we have to keep going, working hard, it’ll come.’ #EFC

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9 months

Martin Samuel in The Times:

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2 years

The Everton board of directors have hijacked the narrative enabling the media to report of ‘a threat to safety and security’ with ‘a huge police presence, flares being let off, fans banging on windows’ and ‘a torrid atmosphere’ outside Goodison Park.

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3 years

“Just look at how fucking absurd this thing I concocted, negotiated, signed off on and won a general election on the back off is.” The scruffy, piss-stained, hyper privileged, yellow-shitting, manchild shitehawk slob….

Femi

@Femi_Sorry

3 years

Boris Johnson stood next to Angela Merkel pointing out the ridiculousness of the consequences of the Brexit he created. He doesn't understand how embarrassing this is.

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2 years

Disappointed not to have scored, full of praise for the Everton supporters. @nealmaupay18 on making his debut in the Merseyside derby.

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@deneils

11 months

Everton have turned into a football team. Hoping someone has a Jimmy Garner cam on the go. Outstanding. Should’ve been three up. Throwback for the away supporters taking the Witton End. Still 45 to go…

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2 years

People still searching for the answer why?

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3 years

"Ha! Who saw that coming?" asks the BT presenter. Everton fanbase....

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8 months

@BestForBritain What a….

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4 years

There are people in the poorest towns and cities like Burnley, Wolverhampton, North Wales, even ex-mining communities in the North East and the midlands that voted for these evil bastards.

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2 years

@PGMcNamara @SpursOfficial Seems to be handling it better than the ADO Den Haag stadium… (via @Renky1972 )

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3 years

Great shot this and a photo I haven’t seen before 👌🏻 Scotland’s Graeme Sharp and Wales’s @KevRatcliffe4 #EFC #Everton

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2 years

If he’d have had his way @Everton would now be locked into a breeze block shed, bolted onto a Tesco in Kirkby. The longer you wait to have rot removed the worse the decay will become. The miracle is that it has taken so long for the untreated rot to fatally compromise the club.

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2 years

While despairing Evertonians attempt to process one more colossal shitshow after another, the club’s new ‘Senior Communications Manager’ last communicated with supporters with a June 15th retweet of a plug for an ITV boxing documentary starring Eddie Hearn and David Haye. #AWOL

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4 years

#NewZealand seeing in the new year. Anyone think the rancid Tory twats have handled 2020 well?

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7 months

That Carragher ‘writes’ for The Daily Telegraph, the most insidious of right wing Tory rags, is all the information you need.

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@deneils

3 years

Watch this and then pick your jaw up off the floor.....

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@JibbaJabb

3 years

😐 #ElectionResults2021

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@deneils

4 years

Reckon I’ve watched that exact performance at least 478 times.

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3 years

Highlight of tonight’s match…. #ENGvSCO

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@deneils

5 years

Shitty towns in the North East, Greater Manc, Lancs, Yorks, the Midlands - decimated, and then shat on by that vicious twat Thatcher, have voted Tory. Fuck them. All of them. Our great city had the fucking worst of all Tory bombardments - we are still here. Fuck them. #Scouse

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@deneils

1 year

He’d have volleyed you into the Mersey you scrawny little shithouse 👍🏼

Darren Grimes

@darrengrimes_

1 year

Sad to learn that Paul O'Grady has died. So many of us have memories of him as Lily and himself bringing laughter, tears and joy to millions of us. God rest you, Paul.

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5 months

High time for a independent, statutory regulator to oversee the Premier League. @AndyBurnhamGM : ‘The @premierleague has proved, in my view, that they can't properly regulate football through the way it's treated Everton.’

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@deneils

5 months

Was at this game, late March, soaked in the Clock End, Liverpool lost to Wimbledon at Anfield on the same afternoon. Felt like we’d won the league that day….

Everton FC Heritage Society

@EvertonHeritage

5 months

Happy 63rd birthday to Wayne Clarke. ‘Sniffer Jr.’ scored 22 goals for the Blues in 76 appearances for (22 as a sub). His goals, after arriving in 1987, helped to guide the Toffees to the league title. Wayne also scored the Charity Shield winner at Wembley, later that year.

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@deneils

3 years

This is not Breck Road, it’s Lower Breck Road, and you’re cowering behind a tree, you despicable Tory shitehawk.

Rt Hon Nadine Dorries

@NadineDorries

3 years

Heartwarming to return to Liverpool and Breck Road. There's something about this amazing city and its people that makes it so unique. Conversations had at @MuseumLiverpool , @LivEveryPlay , @cavernliverpool make clear we're all united in opening arts, music and culture for all.

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Neil

@deneils

2 years

Man that shit the bed: “the bed stinks”

Nigel Farage MP

@Nigel_Farage

2 years

The current reputation of British politics is lower than it has ever been in modern times.

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2 years

Wesley Sneijder on Rafael Benitez: ‘the worst manager I ever worked for.’ Benitez was sacked by Inter six months after replacing Mourinho.

Vandaag Inside

@vandaaginside

2 years

Andy van der Meijde, Wesley Sneijder én Wim Kieft vrijdagavond aan tafel bij Veronica Offside #veronicaoffside

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2 years

Any chance?

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1 year

@SamWhyte Not a single mirror in his house….

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@deneils

3 years

@Keir_Starmer should be doing this day after day after day after day.

Brexitshambles

@brexit_sham

3 years

WATCH: @NicolaSturgeon slaps down Scottish Tory on staff shortages 👏🏼

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@deneils

3 years

What a privilege to witness @EmmaRaducanu making sporting history. Incredible. But never forget that when @BorisJohnson & @pritipatel claim her victory as theirs, those pair of evil bastards would’ve sent armed fucking jet-skis to stop her entering this country. #USOpen

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3 years

“The Prime Minister of the United States….” Twat

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@deneils

3 years

The absolute fucking state of it.

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@deneils

5 years

A permanent shitstain on us all this twat. Any bastard who voted for this Gobshite should immediately be deported to fucking Stoke.

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6 months

The Tory backing, leave campaigning, billionaire Brexit ballbag who fucked off to Monaco for tax purposes before announcing he would shit all over South Wales by building his 4x4 Grenadier not as he promised, in Bridgend, but on the France/German border… That Jim Ratcliffe?

Duncan Castles

@DuncanCastles

6 months

Jim Ratcliffe on the case for state funding of a rebuilt Old Trafford: ‘The people in the north pay their taxes like the people in the south pay their taxes, but where’s the national stadium for football? It’s in the south. ‘Where’s the national stadium for rugby? It’s in the

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4 years

Get to @Everton lad @isco_alarcon

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2 years

@nealmaupay18 ’s first Everton goal with French commentary. C’est beau!

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4 years

The greatest drum fill of all time... #GOAT

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3 years

Just read somebody in Hull voted Tory after they heard the Labour candidate had promised to scrap foodbanks....

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@deneils

7 months

Over the course of more than three decades client journalists such as Oliver Kay have been a problem for Everton FC.

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@deneils

3 years

A simple pictorial reminder for all Evertonians…. Bill Kenwright’s only legacy:

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@deneils

3 years

Dan Hodges, the Alan Partridge of journalism. His ma must be so very proud.

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@brexit_sham

3 years

Oh my...

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3 years

You’ve got local journalists peddling shite about other teams only being envious and jealous about not being invited... and you’ve got @GNev2

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3 years

That arl evil bastard Thatcher had fuck all on these present day Tory cunts. What a fucking shithole this country is.

Brexitshambles

@brexit_sham

3 years

On another dark day in Brexit Britain, when Parliament has once again been shamed and demeaned, WATCH the Chair of the Standards Committee outline the very serious charges that the Tories have now deemed to be perfectly acceptable behaviour for one of their MPs...

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4 years

Can’t knock him here...

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8 months

Wishing a very merry Christmas to one and all - take care of yourselves and others 💙

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4 years

Yes. By his own admittance Johnson not only negotiated and signed a deal that ‘threatens the integrity of the UK’, he won a 80 seat majority general election on the back of the same deal. In anything but a rogue state this scandal would be followed by immediate resignation....

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@pmdfoster

4 years

Lordy. It was the “threat to the integrity of the U.K.” that made it a deal that @theresa_may said no PM could ever sign it. @BorisJohnson did. Which was his right as PM. Who does that make the “threat” here?

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8 months

Seems I’ve upset a few people. Ah well. If after a decade of Tory rule you find you’re forced to work a zero hours contract, have no chance of owning a home and are struggling to keep your head above water, maybe voting for Brexit and Boris fucking Johnson wasn’t the best option.

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@deneils

8 months

Fucking Burnley….

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@deneils

4 years

Yeah. In the same way the Warsaw ghetto was a vote of confidence in the Third Reich. Fucking coked riddled shitweasel.

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@the3million

4 years

Maybe a tiny bit presumptuous by Michael Gove today to class EU citizens' mandatory applications to the EU Settlement Scheme as a "vote of confidence in Britain". What do you think?

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@deneils

3 years

Dear Mr. Taliban, Please stop being so beastly. Dominic (aged 7 and 3/4)

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@DominicRaab

3 years

Shared my deep concerns about the future for Afghanistan with FM Qureshi. Agreed it is critical that the international community is united in telling the Taliban that the violence must end and human rights must be protected.

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@FinKitch @zubinofficial

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@brexit_sham Cannon and Ballbag.

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4 years

One man. Anybody remember when it was that UEFA allowed three thousand Atletico Madrid supporters to descend on Liverpool?

Sid Lowe

@sidlowe

4 years

Half of all Uruguay’s Coronavirus cases traced back to the one man who travelled in from Spain for a wedding. There’s a lesson there.

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@deneils

3 years

The term ‘Tory’ originates from the centuries old Irish expression for a 'outlaw, robber, brigand, thief...’ etc. etc. Fuck all has changed for you horrible gobshites.....

Brandon Lewis

@BrandonLewis

3 years

23 years ago, Northern Ireland made a commitment to peace through dialogue, and turning away from violence. The Belfast (Good Friday) Agreement in all its dimensions remains the only way forward to ensure peace and prosperity for all in NI. (1/2)

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8 months

Fucking Burnley….

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1 year

Thick as a submarine door. And this is why shitehawks like Farage, Banks and Tice coined it by betting on winning the referendum. Empirical armies 😅 FFS.

Heather ⚡️🇬🇧 🦀

@HHepplewhite

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I voted for brexit because I do not support imperialism. I do not support a dictatorship. I do not support EU empires or empirical armies.

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2 years

Replies off lads? It’s all gone a bit Kim Jong…

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@Everton

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Club Statement:

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3 years

There is (relatively speaking) a handful of Evertonians who, despite the constant stick, including from some legends of the club, were not, and will not be taken in by the west end drama queen. But, 32 years and counting….

Baz

@THT1878

3 years

Maybe I’m totally wrong, probably am but we seem to just go round in circles ! It’s not difficult to build a side that’s capable yet we seem to make the same mistakes every time !! Am I wanting too much to see progression?! How can we get it so wrong time and time again? #🙈 #EFC

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@deneils

8 years

GET. TO. FUCK.

Theresa May

@theresa_may

8 years

Let me wish you and your family a peaceful, prosperous and happy New Year.

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3 years

The overwhelming case for dilution of the gene pool right here….

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@DrNobody8

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“I aM iNDiGeNOuS��

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3 years

Keep reading about the power of @Twitter so looking for as many people as possible to RT & share this true story. I’ve been a massive fan of @alanparsons and The Alan Parsons Project for many years and still blast him to this day. Please have a read and share. Thanks, Neil 💙

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2 years

Yes, restaurants does rhyme with nonce 👌🏼

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@mrnickharvey

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The Grand Old Duke of York

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8 months

Just to top a sublime day off @BBCMOTD 2 delivered a @Everton FC @alanparsons Project mash up 🎶 @TheOfficialAPP #Sirius #UTFT

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1 year

Translation of the Marcel Brands interview in @nrc Link below: 1/ Benitez and Rondon. Marco Silva. Arteta or Ancelotti.

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7 years

#bbcqt 'I wont vote for you because you wont vaporize millions of innocent people leading to a nuclear holocaust and the end of the world.'

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3 years

@brexit_sham It was a close contest but on clarity and content this one just swung it.

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1 year

Still one of the GOAT 🐐 vids…. 🦇

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2 years

Not even the fattest man in any Wetherspoons these days.

A SLICE OF HISTORY

@asIiceofhistory

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World’s fattest man in 1890 was large enough to be considered a “freak show” in the circus.

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10 months

Yes, the officiating was scandalous, however, it will unfortunately mask a truly dreadful Everton performance and atrocious game management by Dyche and his team.

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3 years

Shithouse Tory grass.

Pete Price

@PeteCityPrice

3 years

Love this

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3 years

Just turned #MOTD off for ten minutes there….

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3 years

‘we can’t be giving handouts’ From the bastards that siphoned off billions of pounds from the deaths of the most vulnerable…. And then there’s this….

nazir afzal

@nazirafzal

3 years

Government wants to take £20 a week off Universal Credit (which is given to the poorest) because: “some people quite like getting it but don’t need it” Mr Rosindell quite likes getting paid £80k but he also claimed a £289 television on expenses

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3 years

Coming soon… @Everton 😉

Joaquim Campa

@JoaquimCampa

3 years

⚽️ The most amazing football pitch locations in the World. Thread: 1. Castelmezzano, Italy 📸Sebastien Nagy

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6 months

Bramley Moore to be a catalyst for a root & branch reformation of the club. Scrap the people’s club tag, a throwaway Moyes line. Drop the horribly dated ‘it’s a grand old team’ and the Latin motto. Finally bring the club into the 21st century. Oh, and design a new cleaner badge.

Everton Extra

@Everton_Extra

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It’s that time again, let’s hear your Unpopular Everton opinion, whether it’s good or bad, we want to hear them. Best ones featured in the video 🫡🔵

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3 years

Imagine being so fucking naive that you listened to this fat Tory twat’s argument and thought yes, okay, I’m voting for this cunt and his shitty fucking Tory Brexit. Fucking hell 🤦🏻‍♂️

Simon Gosden. Esq. #fbpe 3.5% 🇪🇺🐟🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🦠💙

@g_gosden

3 years

#torybrexit Fantasy. Reality

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@deneils

4 years

They've had immunity from their policy of austerity, as they will have from their shitty Brexit. But now, after a decade of privileged Tories deliberately targeting the poorest and most vulnerable in society, this shitstain pleads with us to 'think of others.' We have, always.

Brexitshambles

@brexit_sham

4 years

Those who have been fooled by the Downing St interlopers are about to discover that Johnson's bluff, bluster, dither, delay and lies is all that's on offer. Whilst other governments take proactive measures against #COVID19 we're left with a TORY TELLING YOU TO THINK OF OTHERS!

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Tories are coming for these gullible fools. Better they ready themselves. Toilets need cleaning, fruit & veg doesn't pick itself, battery chickens won't self-process, acute social care patients cannot wipe their own arses. Dry your eyes, and put the rubber gloves on, Louvaine.

Channel 4

@Channel4

4 years

"I went into the ballot box and put the X on and said 'sorry Dad'" Louvaine is a life-long Labour voter, from a traditional mining family and community – but voted Conservative in the last election because of Brexit. She asks a tearful question at #C4Debate

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7 years

Love for Lukaku only grows. Saying what many of us have for nigh on two decades. For far too long 'Ambition' has been a dirty word at #EFC

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Fuck right off…

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3 years

Akin to Harold Shipman claiming he would have warmly welcomed closer scrutiny from the General Medical Council.

Dominic Raab

@DominicRaab

3 years

The UK warmly welcomes President Biden’s decision to make the fight against corruption a core United States national security priority. Corruption and illicit finance are the scourge of the poorest countries, undermining democracy, & draining national institutions of public trust

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3 years

Hang on, isn’t this the same #ToryBastards whose policies have enabled the return of scurvy to the poorest and most vulnerable, and now want to bend their shitty Brexit rules so fucking Tarquin and Tilly won’t go without a fucking au pair? #ToryCriminals

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@brexit_sham

3 years

Conservative peer, Baroness Hodgson of Abinger, has called on the government to introduce special immigration rules to fix a shortage of au pairs.

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1 year

@ShaySweeney1962 Yes, soundtracked by Benny Hill.

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4 years

Rise in cases in Liverpool = Scouse twats can’t behave Rise in cases in London = because of a new strain

New strain of Covid-19 may be cause of rise in cases, Hancock tells MPs

Health secretary says variant may be linked to rapid spread of virus in south-east England

www.theguardian.com

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Idrissa Gueye outstanding, again. #EFC

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4 years

@FinKitch still work to do..... Spirit Of The Blues claims the UK’s most downloaded track of the week Everton's 35-year-old song enters the Official Singles Chart for the first time.

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Unlike off the pitch, we remain painfully short on it. #UTFT

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@deneils

2 years

What a cunt.

Brexitshambles

@brexit_sham

2 years

You hear it but you can't quite believe it. Johnson, a key player in the devastating Brexit heist that's causing massive disruption, political turmoil and hundreds of billions of pounds damage to the UK, states that after their conflict with Russia, Ukraine should join the EU!

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@WatchedToffee People seem to have forgotten, or have had no idea that Everton Football Club Company Limited has been securing loans against assets since the day Kenwright walked through the door. If it wasn’t nailed down he secured a loan against it. Parasitic.

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5 years

You could write volumes upon volumes on how absolutely abysmal that performance was. Better just stick with the following four wise words from Fabian Delph.... “Everyone is fucking shite...” #EFC

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