@hairybusiness
@kept_simple
Putin started a war with Ukraine because of 0% APR promotional financing at the December to Remember Sales Event at your local Lexus dealership
@isaiah_bb
If the driver of the red pickup truck had murdered this guy when he did the "wait" finger, showing the jury this video would get him acquitted in 15 minutes
@YAppelbaum
@NellieBowles
Genuinely I would like to know how The Atlantic's policy on sourcing approved of granting anonymity to a single source to rely this dubious anecdote
@oldlinds
The replies where she's like "but every 26 year old is like that, teehee, just carefree garden party living!"...
Imagine learning that you're an alcoholic from the replies to your own engagement bait.
@swolecialism
@ggooooddddoogg
Anyone who WOULDN'T shock themselves lacks the curiosity of a common housecat. Like come on, how often do you get to sit in a weird empty room with electrodes strapped to you?
@Very__Regular
This is why everyone needs to be nice to William Gibson instead of making fun of him for being a cringe hashtag Resist Lib. He’s in the 99th percentile there guys, it goes Kim Stanley Robinson, Gibson, then a variety pack of all the different types of Hitler
@BudrykZack
In Arrival his very serious by-the-book military character didn't really have any big scenes so it seems like he invented a Boston/Cajun/South African transplant backstory because he got bored
@dickexpert
the problem with trying to be a right wing egirl is that they have like hundreds of spare pretty blonde ex-sorority girls willing to be racist online and sleep with state Senators.
So I’m not really sure there’s a niche for like your cursed TJ Maxx mannequin aesthetic
@JimPethokoukis
James there has been tremendous technological progress over the past half century yet an enormous number of people live very miserable lives. So that appears quite plausible. Prescient, even
@FantomasCinema
The CGI is bad but not terrible, the green screen is fine, but Jesus the lighting and blocking is just terrible.
Where is the sun supposed to be in the second scene?
@pegobry
VINCENT: You know what they call Ian Miles Cheong in Paris?
JULES: They don't call it Ian Miles Cheong?
VINCENT: No, man, they got the metric system there, they call it Pascal-Emmanuel Gobry
@Boringstein
I respect that Kamala could’ve easily rode the post-switch optimism wave to an Obama 2008-like result but she was like, no, we’re going to be upfront about how much I am going to be just as lazy and evil as Joe was
@OsitaNwanevu
Remember when everyone laughed and laughed at how stupid that one Biden advisor was when he said to stop calling Vance weird? Yeah that guy won
@BillSwiggart
@malmesburyman
This is linguistically fascinating: we see here with just a single generation difference right wing cranks have developed two entirely distinct forms of gibberish to rant at each other, creating the appearance of disagreement.
@lizweil
Hello Ms. Weil,
Who provided you with the brief list of other examples of 'cancellation'? Why were none of them hyperlinked?
Who did you speak to for this story? It's unclear which statements were made to you directly and which were relayed to you via "Diego"'s parents.
@kittypurrzog
Katie what would you say is the best historical analog of a conservative cultural view being redeemed as correct all along with the benefit of hindsight
@nycsouthpaw
Tactically deploying a mission specialist who kinetically operated a notched metal breaching device counterclockwise roughly one half rotation
@Boringstein
Amazon's transition from "big warehouse you can buy books and DVDs and other stuff from" to "television studio that provides a storefront API to Chinese criminals so they can scam you" is right up there with Google Search as one of the ways the internet is meaningfully worse now
@MrGChristopher
@thestuffofmemes
Promoting lawlessness, man, you said you think it’s ok to kill people for being annoying. I would think that through if I were you!
@NateSilver538
Hmm so what you’re saying is that if someone is wrong about one thing you should regard their future statements as less credible. Interesting.
@MattyBoySwag143
@mualphaxi
Imagine having parents as rich as yours, pulling all those strings for you, and you think that’s where the raised fist is “from” lol
@GlennKesslerWP
So like if they never found the guy, or something went wrong with the case, the 10 year old retroactively would’ve no longer needed an abortion?
@garethlwatkins
@SilvermanJacob
Libs and the smoother brained part of the left come up with “I’ve got it! We just be nice to the opposition” as a bold new plan roughly every 3 weeks now lol
@sleepisocialist
@ImagineAGuy
Absolutely baffling how TikTok(videos of pets, bad jokes, true crime podcast summaries) has gotten the rep as the dumb video site when Facebook is exclusively 9 minute long insane Eastern European fake prank short films
@KrangTNelson
Carrying soup, coffee, Big Gulps through the subway isn't against the law, and being clumsy also isn't against the law, and what with inflation who can afford shoes with good grip these days?
@rehab_kyle
@osamabishounen
@viperwave
Between kiwifarms being in the news a few weeks ago for the Keffals thing and now this, we all have to grudgingly admit that Biden has absolutely made it 2011 again.
@nycsouthpaw
What on Earth is the news value of reporting on the identities of potential jurors with this level of detail. These aren’t public figures!
@lukeoneil47
Hilary said some, but not all, Republicans are bad people 7 years ago and not only are they still mad about it every objective reporter agrees that was a terrible thing to say about Real American
@BrandyLJensen
@Joolia562
That "I asked three of my friends, who are also all millionaires, and they also all got scammed" anecdote is obviously the lynchpin of the whole story but I'm really glad they left in the thing where the lady still has NextDoor brain about stranger danger crime:
@TheNotoriousRBF
@MorantBayRebel
Dog do you know who pays Edwin Aponte to run a Nazi magazine with a bunch of insane tradcaths? I strongly suspect it is not someone with a great amount about of love for the Jewish people
@ndrew_lawrence
That $75 million has to be some sort of tax fraud scheme. Power of the Dog only cost $35 million and they had to pay a cast of real actors
@ettingermentum
Vance's "A courtesy like in every notifications tab" campaign results in Puerto Rico joining the union just to award electoral votes to his opponent
@ReemAmirIbrahim
Gonna be honest until the castor oil guy I assume this was a lib/left “dress up like a Tory to mock them” party bit.
So uh, what’s uh, going on with your faces over there?
@NotABigJerk
@isaiah_bb
Hey man come over on Saturday we’re grilling up some burgers! Bill has drinks and I’ve got beef and cheese, but can you bring the flatbread and salsa ?
@DiabolicalSpuds
@postsenjoyer
Nobody should see themselves as a complete person! We’re all members of a community and we should be defined by our relationships to other members of the community
@briebriejoy
Briahna you know this "seems like this is one situation where the Left should just admit Republicans are right and do whatever they want" act works better if you didn't wheel it out for literally every single situation
@rehab_kyle
@osamabishounen
@viperwave
The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be reborn. Now is the time to get on TikTok and paraphrase some Cracked dot com "15 plot holes you never noticed" listicles.
@lib_crusher
@BLACKMESSlAH
These people make wallet inspector jokes but will instantly trust any Republican who does Krusty’s standup bit from the Canyero episode as a fellow anti-establishment crusader
@RottenInDenmark
The Pelosi statement about how Republicans will have to "explain themselves" to the voters is like, uh, they said they opposed abortion and so they took actions to make it illegal again. What needs to be explained about that?