Alan Bomford @AlanBomford Twitter profile

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

9 months

This has got to be a wind up ? 😂😂😂

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

10 months

Exactly what a derby is about. If we didn’t give each other the whole away end I genuinely wouldn’t attend.

Barlos 🇳🇬

@Barlosthecat

10 months

Tremendous clip from Hearts Twitter of Youan's second 💚 #Hibs

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

How Hearts have @robsnodgrass7 is remarkable. Outstanding. What a player and what a club.

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

I think this guy’s tremendous. The amount of folk who must get a little boost every day from his energy must be huge. Loves seeing his brekkies too.

Thomas Skinner ⚒

@iamtomskinner

2 years

Good morning and happy Saturday you lovely people! A lovely cheese n egg burger for breakfast this morning to get me going! Make sure you wrap up warm today as it’s FREEZING 🥶 today is gonna be a good day so what ever you are doing. Go and smash it. Bosh ❤️

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

If you bring off Boyce, Grant and Forrest for Halliday, Sibbick and Devlin you get exactly what you deserve.

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

Motor Neurone Disease. Absolutely horrible. So so sad. British Government were meant to have £50m set aside for it. Not delivered. However sent £1.9bn to India. Absolutely disgusting.

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

1 year

I see all these photos and every single one shows the same. A guy lighting up a photo and all his pals bouncing off him. Incredible memories all over Europe that I will never forget. RIP mate. One of the best cunts ever put on this planet.

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

7 months

Silly move from HMRC tweeting about Littler’s tax bill. He moved swift to make sure this doesn’t happen again. 😂😂😂

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

6 months

15k a week! Put season tickets up or get the poppy tins bumped again.

Heart of Midlothian FC

@JamTarts

6 months

THAT MAN AGAIN!

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

9 months

Serious question. Are all these Palestine flag shaggers going to abandon Xmas? No going to celebrate a Jew’s bday? Surely ?

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

Goodwin can’t see this out! One thing losing to a big club like Darvel. Can’t follow it up losing to that lot.

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

1 year

@jamesenglish0 social media and Cocaine James

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

1:15 home support exit stadium.

Heart of Midlothian FC

@JamTarts

2 years

Here’s today’s key timings 👇

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

9 months

cinesthetic.

@TheCinesthetic

9 months

What movie has the perfect ending?

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

8 months

Mary Earps is hands down the least talented person EVER to win SPOTY! By a fucking mile ! #SPOTY

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

Worst result than Darvel that. Canny be shipping SIX to that gang. 😂😂😂😂

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

1 year

They should do this again for the final episode and watch the snowflakes have a fucking meltdown.

Barstool Football

@StoolFootball

1 year

Soccer AM is to be axed at the end of the season after almost 30 years on air. Another book closes. 💔

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

My two babies. Xmas today for us. Best day ever.

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

9 months

I think there should be a rule if you hire someone they get a year minimum. That’s should at least be a couple of windows too. Ridiculous thinking folk can turn water into wine.

longbangers

@longbangers

9 months

🚨 EXTRA TIME - more semi final talking points 🗣 - is Monty the man? ⁉️ - more time needed 🕗 Subscriber exclusive 🎧

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

1 year

This admin cunt must have “defeat at”saved as a template and just inserts the venue.

Heart of Midlothian FC

@JamTarts

1 year

Defeat at Easter Road 📲

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

9 months

#NewProfilePic

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

1 year

Hands down the greatest coach in any sport of all time. Taking folk who couldn’t even skate to getting capped by USA. Gordon Bombay. 🐐

What's the Story 90s Glory

@wts90sglory

1 year

The Mighty Ducks 🎥 1992 #90s Thoughts 🤔

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

Great result! 4th will be lucky to get within 10 points of us from here. Never took the chance with Europa and injuries the rest. Third at a canter now.

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

7 months

Give it 2 weeks. When dust settles. Front page of the papers will be. Luke Littler Dad - benefit cheat. #PDCWorldChampionship

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

1 year

Just stop tackling ! That’s absolutely ridiculous!

Freddie 🗯

@Freddie_23_23

1 year

Hibs down to 10 men. 🟥 #Hibs

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

3 points off relegation and your striker is fucking about with this pish.

British GQ

@BritishGQ

2 years

“I am more than happy to be a standard-bearer for new flamboyance.” @Everton striker @CalvertLewin14 is bringing fashion back to football. #GQHype interview:

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

4 of the best 90s shows about. What was the best out these 4?

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

Another 500 bags in the bank for the win plus the gate and tele cash. Lovely.

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

@Hertz_1874 @JamTarts @l4anders226 @ThisMyStoryPod absolutely baffling why tickets aren’t handed into local schools on a Friday. No child should be in the house at 3pm Saturday if it’s a ticket that’s stopping them.

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

@gorgie_willie @JamTarts @robsnodgrass7 if only we were in a league.

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

9 months

Shay Given and Andy Cole in great company tonight listening to Izzy Christiansen (or whoever she is).

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

Who remembers these cans? Imagine they tried that today.

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

10 months

Israel not gonna know what’s hit it at 2 bells today. I’d imagine this will all be over come t time.

Kevin Williamson

@williamsonkev

10 months

Tadhg nails it. Stand up and make your voice heard. 2pm tomorrow in Scottish cities.

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

10 months

Could pick about 30 folk out my phone book who could do this.

FootballJOE

@FootballJOE

10 months

Videos like this just make you realise how ridiculously good professional footballers are

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

6 months

@cowanauskas No brainer. Not only get him now for last push but surely helps him settle in for next season to hit ground running.

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

6 months

Could get 2 Lawrence Shanklands.

calummcclurkin

@calummcclurkin

6 months

There’s a lengthy list in modern-day football but £82million for Antony must rank highly as some of the worst transfer business ever.

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

Dad a can’t see. Wait son, I need a video of this to go viral.

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

1 year

Can’t ask for any better Father’s Day than seeing both these 2. Best thing I’ve ever done in my life and ever will.

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 months

@RyanWright24 Billy should’ve stabbed her in the neck when he pumped her 25 years ago and a lot of lives would’ve been saved

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

3 years

These 2 on #thehitlist are a strange pair. Father and Son. Defo still baths him.

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

Genuinely list about 20 folk on here from Edinburgh that could do that.

England

@England

2 years

So good from @JackGrealish and @PhilFoden 👌 Just watch until the end, though! 😅

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

The most one sided derby in World football resumes tomorrow #naturalorder

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

Darts final tomorrow will be a classic. Two of the best in the World. Both outstanding in their semis.

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

1 year

Put a bullet right between this cunts eyes !

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

What a fucking difference when Neilson just plays folk in their normal positions. Far better!

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

1 year

@BarryAnderson_ Ffs Barry had me all excited he was going.

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

Up there with the best days ever on twitter putting “Josh Duffy” in the search bar. Comments and memes unreal. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

1 year

@MIGHTYMaxBOXING what you watching ? He’s miles behind 😂😂😂

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

6 months

Boring now. Every single week we win. Like supporting the Old Firm.

Heart of Midlothian FC

@JamTarts

6 months

Another three points for 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄.

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

97-01 by a mile

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@nodqdotcom

2 years

Which #WWERAW logo is your all-time favorite? #WWE

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

Imagine this was Martinez and Rashford. They’d have this shown 10 times an hour since last night.

Classic Heart of Midlothian FC Goals

@HeartsGoals

2 years

“Toby Sibbick… That’s an incredible pass! Smith takes the touch! AND SMASHES IT BEYOND LEWIS! THAT IS ABSOLUTELY SCINTILLATING!” ❤️🐑 Michael Smith against Aberdeen 18/1/2023. #HeartsFC #HeartsGoals #ClassicHeartsFCGoals #HeartOfMidlothianFC

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

5 months

“Big Marv” on pitch doing comms. The bird whose hedge he was hiding in be enjoying her Sunday roast in peace.

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

If this oddball tried to go in the bog with my wee lassie I’d snap him in two.

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

Don’t fuck off to Italy and ship 5 when you can get 6 taken off you 45 minutes along the road. 😂😂😂😂

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

11 months

Cheat !

Darren Phill Thomson

@darrenpthomson

11 months

Can’t believe I done the kiltwalk and thank you too my support worker for pushing me the link to the go fund me is still up please donate if you can #ACKiltwalkcomp

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

Aaron Hickey Ballon Dor

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

Announce Shankland 10 year extension!

Heart of Midlothian FC

@JamTarts

2 years

A win and three points for the Jambos, who maintain the unbeaten start to the season! Next stop: 🇨🇭 📲

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

1 year

Will the boxing be on Iptv the night?

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

Impossible for women to have penises. It’s a guy. Simple.

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

3 months

Put this cunt in the ground !

Oli London

@OliLondonTV

3 months

Transgender man lies in a hospital bed as his newborn baby is handed to him after he paid a surrogate to have a baby for him. Do you agree or disagree with surrogacy?

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

Bielsa gets his p45 at 3pm or they go down. Time to get big Sam on the phone.

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

1 year

@JamTarts @RBKfotball Forrest again lol 🙈🙈🙈

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

3 years

Like he’s getting a lift hame from a taxi driver at 9am Sunday morning

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

3 years

First tweet of my new account!

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

3 years

20 pigs and blankets on 4 slices eh breed! That’ll do

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

8 months

A man with balls !

Azat

@AzatAlsalim

8 months

Far right Dutch leader Geert Wilders asks Muslims who find the Quran more important than the law of the land to leave the country. “Those who want Islamic values & not Nation's core values, Get out! Leave for an Islamic country. Then, you can enjoy Islamic rules"

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

Imagine having the luxury of resting McKay and Snodgrass. What a squad!

Heart of Midlothian FC

@JamTarts

2 years

📋 TEAM NEWS Your Hearts side to face Livingston this afternoon! 📲

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

@_GavAlexander @BobCrilly2 @nicetoknow25 @DJB1888 @STVNews Just thinking same Gav. Missed a trick not sending Bob Crilly in.

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

Today’s episode of That Didn’t Happen

Joan Bakewell

@JDBakewell

2 years

Bumpy flight landing at Gatwick this morning: a young passenger piped up : “when you walk through a storm… hold your head up high”. All the passengers joined in! The plane Landed safely…. to general applause

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

@jamesenglish0 Hero

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

1 year

John Terry - 5 Premier League titles! 7th 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Micah been on the gear early!

The Sportsman

@TheSportsman

1 year

🤔 @MicahRichards picked Steven Gerrard as the Premier League’s greatest. Do you agree? If not, who is? Have a word @alanshearer . 👀

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

With all these £100s at a time you’d think he would invest in a second tracksuit. That glued on ?

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@aj1892

2 years

When Claire came and nearly exposed #WakeyWines in search of (well yanno) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

9 months

He used to be quite funny. He’s just making an arse of himself weekly now with both laddie. Mike would knock him into Xmas with a miss.

Michael Benson

@MichaelBensonn

9 months

‼️ Tyson Fury’s father John Fury in an entertaining exchange with Mike Tyson and Francis Ngannou at the final press conference face-off ahead of Saturday night… [🎥 @Queensberry ]

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

8 months

Night Porter post can get you the Manager’s job within 5 years.

Tynecastle Park Hotel

@TynecastleHotel

8 months

🌟 We are looking for passionate people who want to join our exciting new Hotel team across a range of roles, including: ➡️ Head Housekeeper ➡️ Housekeeper ➡️ Receptionist ➡️ Night Duty Manager ➡️ Night Porter ➡️ Hospitality Assistant Find out more 👉

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

Who’s in charge ? Him or the Judge. The Judge is - 2 year !

BBC News (UK)

@BBCNews

2 years

Former world darts champion Ted Hankey admits sexual assault

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

5-7 years too late my arse. What a fight!

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

#NewProfilePic

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

4 months

Fuck spending the next 90 minutes trying to get onto the M8 after watching that shite.

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

8 months

This has made my day !

Evening Telegraph

@Evening_Tele

8 months

EXCLUSIVE: ‘Dundee hardman’ tracked down 23 years on – as science teacher opens up on THAT viral video

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

News feeds are fucking dead since a muted all these 😂😂😂

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

Neilson would bring on another goalie if he could. Talk about shutting up shop.

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

Cairds should have 100% of these votes!

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

@ReesSmith91 Yer kidding. You’ve no said nowt. Kept that quiet eh.

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

9 months

Just go out and have your t ya plum. Absolutely choking to be called Sir for the drama.

Ian Miles Cheong

@stillgray

9 months

@elonmusk @ChayaRaichik10 Anyone who doesn’t think this dude is a woman.

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

6 months

25 million

Hagen Steele

@HagenSteele_11

6 months

Mr Lawrence Shankland 😍

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

3 months

Happy Bday to my Dad but more importantly Happy Anniversary of the greatest football match I have ever and will ever attend.

Classic Heart of Midlothian FC Goals

@HeartsGoals

3 months

26 years ago today! ❤️🏆 🗣️ “Hearts ended 35 years of under-achievement today when they lifted the Tennents Scottish Cup to spark a night of celebrations in the capital. The Tynecastle side have waited a long time since their League Cup success in 1962 to get their hands on

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

Want to buy a weeks Iptv for golf. Not fussed in anything else. Tag away.

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

Playing another player out of position to accommodate a system we aren’t good enough to play.

Edinburgh Evening News Sport

@edinburghsport

2 years

Exclusive: Robbie Neilson considering change to get the best out of Gary Mackay-Steven

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

If he never made it as a football he could’ve definitely haunted houses.

SPORTbible

@sportbible

2 years

OFFICIAL: Newcastle United have signed Anthony Gordon from Everton. ⚪️⚫️ £40m plus £5m add ons.

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

Staunch

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

7 months

Get to fuck… Player cams Manager cams Interviews 1 hour before game Microphones All it !

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

@OfficialDinsey @GarySma32095167 @MissFlyByNight Seen some nonsense from this man over the last few weeks but he’s absolutely saved his most ridiculous claim for this evening

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Alan Bomford

@AlanBomford

2 years

Messi’s 180 would’ve been 900 in that French league at 23.

SPORTbible

@sportbible

2 years

Lionel Messi at 23 vs Kylian Mbappé at 23: - Games: 269 vs 302 - Goals: 180 vs 222 - Assists: 82 vs 111 - Major Honours: 11 vs 12