John Cowan @cowanauskas Twitter profile

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

7 years

I would laugh at that Celtic draw but Hearts couldn't get out a group with Dunfermline, Peterhead, East Fife and Elgin. Not really my place.

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

5 years

Inbred

Aston Villa

@AVFCOfficial

5 years

This man is just _______________ #PartOfThePride #AVFC

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

7 years

Maybe if you have a jobby Linfield, Rangers could wipe your arse for you Linfield.

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

3 years

One player tried to kill himself, he survived and managed to come back stronger only to be taunted about not doing it right by a sex offender. Hopefully David Cox plays again and Jonathan Tiffoney doesn't kick a ball for a very long time @albionrovers

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

3 years

Ever wondered if apprentices in 1908 drew pictures of naked people on timber? Well John A MacMillan, your art work will now live on forever through the power of the internet

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

3 years

Your line still makes him offside 🤣

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@LennieStein

3 years

@mmgeissler And you have drawn the red line to his left elbow and at a weird angle why? Here is a proper reflection.

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

2 years

Only Hearts could have a minutes silence cut short for both the pope and the queen.

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5 years

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

2 years

We need to really go for Fiorentina at home. Everyone needs to leave work at 12, drink 15 pints. We need a stupidly drunk atmosphere.

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

4 years

Hearts, Rangers, Celtic, Hibs, Aberdeen, Dundee United are all bigger than Bournemouth

talkSPORT

@talkSPORT

4 years

“Rangers are a huge club, but to be Bournemouth manager is a bigger job.” “There’s two clubs in Scotland.” 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 “Bournemouth is the potential to get them back into the Premier League.” @JamieOHara1 says #AFCB would be a bigger job for Gerrard than #RangersFC .

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

1 year

Would honestly love a division where we just played each team home and away.

Scottish Football Reconstruction

@SPFL_Future

1 year

All existing teams to have competed in the SPL. Imagine an 18 team SPFL Premiership:

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

3 years

I actually don’t think I’ll ever get over this incident.

David Forsyth

@DavetheHatman

3 years

This. If it is head injury or something life threatening then yes stop game. Hamstring injury not on your Nellie.

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

5 years

Pleasing to see O’Dea’s career end with relegation and a red card in his final game!

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

5 years

Exactly what they deserve for buying a chicken salad baguette at a football game.

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

6 months

If we beat Celtic next Sunday there is going to be the mother of all timplosions.

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

5 years

ROI or Ivory Coast?

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

8 months

Shocking crowd from Celtic. Empty seats everywhere. 800 tickets for away fans and can’t even sell all their seats.

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

5 years

Keiran Tierney gets his mum to check under the bed for Uche before she turns off the light.

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

2 years

Is out the cup

Paisley Daily Express Sport

@PDE_Sport

2 years

This boy's right foot 🎯

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

6 years

😊

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

6 years

Cheers for the winner @OllyLee7

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

4 years

I actually love how much people hate Hearts 🥰

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

5 years

If you don’t buy it she died for nothing, may as well give her the send off she deserves. Onion, mushrooms, chips, onion rings and lashings of peppercorn sauce.

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

5 years

Imagine Peter Haring lifting the Scottish cup? Standing up the stairs at Hampden, cup aloft and his hair blowing in the wind. 😍

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

2 years

Gutted for Craig Gordon. The greatest Heart of Midlothian keeper of all time. A legend that will probably never be surpassed for us. Speedy recovery ❤️

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

4 years

Things Daniel Stendel owns.

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

1 year

5% away ticket allocations Celtic 3042 Rangers 2550 Aberdeen 1110 Hibs 1013 Hearts 993 Killie 907 Motherwell 688 Dundee 593 St Johnstone 535 Livi 476 St Mirren 402 Ross County 328 Be careful what you wish for.

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

3 years

Lost to an offside goal, breaking away and game stopped for a pulled muscle. That’s what you’re up against.

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

3 years

Taking a step back, we could’ve lost Gordon, Halkett, Kingsley, Souttar and Smith for nothing at the end of the season. Keeping 4/5 isn’t bad.

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

5 years

Thanks to @JamTarts and the staff at @HeartsMuseum who stayed late to open the memorial garden for us for Charlotte’s second anniversary. We really appreciated it ❤️

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

4 years

Stendel will be the scapegoat but the blame firmly lies at the feet of Ann Budge and Craig Levein!

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

5 years

We chased Robbie Neilson our the door for the style of football when we were second in the league! How is Tynecastle not being stormed and Levein being dragged out by the ears?

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

1 year

Robbie Neilson winning January’s manager of the month seems to really have upset some Celtic fans. They seem to be furious that February’s loss against rangers hasn’t stopped him getting the award.

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

3 years

The more I see this the more it annoys me. Kingsley is left in a heap from an absolutely shocking challenge whilst play continues. Yet a matter of weeks earlier at parkhead, the game was brought to an immediate stop for a pulled muscle where the player was still on his feet.

Classic Heart of Midlothian FC Goals

@HeartsGoals

3 years

Not even a foul in the eyes of Willie Collum… Reprehensible decision again from @ScottishFA Absolutely horrific challenge! Deliberate too. Gets the ball and deliberately goes for Kingsley’s leg on the follow through… We 100% need to appeal this @JamTarts

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

8 months

Shirt pulls only count when old firm need points.

Fraser Elgin

@Fraser1874

8 months

You can see why people get frustrated. #SPFL

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

4 years

If Hearts stay in the league there is going to be the mother of all meltdowns 🤣

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

9 months

A security guard the other week genuinely asked me to empty my pockets as I walked into a ground with my 5 year old son. How do you get them all in 🤣

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@Jamsa_72

9 months

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

5 years

Glenn Whelan, 35 years old and hard as fuck 🤘🏼

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

6 years

David Milinkovic’s instagram story shows the 90 goals against hibs dvd. This man is the type of player we want playing for us! We have to go all out to try and keep him!

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

6 months

Naismith has installed an old firm mentality into that team. We are grinding out results week in week out now regardless of playing well. We never know when we are beaten. Disappointing start has really stopped us running the top 2 this season.

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

4 years

No matter what the result is in court today I'm delighted that @JamTarts decided to take it all the way instead of rolling over for the @spfl Fuck them all!

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

4 years

I honestly feel really bad for Stendel. He's inherited a shocking team from Levein, inherited situations that shouldn't be there from him as well. I've seen a massive change in the side since he took over. Next two games huge on our season but I fully back Stendel.

SPFL Pish

@stramashing

4 years

Stendel’s league record at Hearts ❌ St Johnstone (0-1) ❌ Celtic (0-2) ❌ Hamilton (1-2) ❌ Hibs (0-2) 🤝 Aberdeen (1-1) 🤝 Ross County (0-0) ✅ Rangers (2-1) 🤝 St Johnstone (3-3) ❌ Kilmarnock (2-3) ❌ Celtic (0-5) ▪️ 1 win from 10 ▪️ 6 defeats ▪️6 points from a possible 30

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

5 years

Hi @BBCSportsound , just listened to the show and wonder if you could pass on a message I have for Willie Miller on behalf of everybody associated with Heart of Midlothian football club. Get that right up you!

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

3 years

Aaron Hickey having a ball in Italy

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

2 years

Hearts v Rangers becomes a meaningless end of the season fixture. Meaning we only had 4 home games televised which means the derby wasn’t on tv. @ScotlandSky couldn’t give a toss about any team outside the old firm.

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

2 years

Time to become legends @JamTarts

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

2 years

Personal highlight from me was @HumphrysStevie coming on and putting Porteous right on his arse

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

7 years

Celtic, the media, the fans can dress up that 69 game unbeaten run how they want but that hurt them yesterday, losing to scummy Hearts, mini Huns, zombies without bus fare whatever else you can think to call us. Gorgie Rules.

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

7 months

Joey Barton has absolutely lost the plot. Where as I agree with him, Aluko isn’t a good pundit but there is countless hopeless male pundits as well. Eilidh Barbour is the face of the Scottish game up here and personally I think she’s very good for the game up here.

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

6 years

In my lifetime Hearts and Hibs have played 105 times in my life, Hibs have won 21 times. I have absolutely nothing to be obsessed with.

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

4 years

European trip pending 😎

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

3 years

Tomorrow should've been Charlotte's first day at school. This is one milestone I've been dreading. 💔

Held In Our Hearts

@heldinourhearts

3 years

Thinking of all the parents who should be taking their little one(s) to school today. We see you and understand how tough this milestone is. Sending our love ❤️ #firstdayofschool #babyloss #holdyourheart

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

3 years

James McPake has had plenty days and nights ruined by Heart of Midlothian. Beautiful.

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@cowanauskas

2 years

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

3 years

People questioning if Smith should get a new deal or not? Regardless of his age he's earned on, whether that be as a starter or back up he should get one. It's the least he's deserves for the commitment shown to us the last few years.

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

7 years

Only hibs would slate Hearts for auctions, cash cow and then go and then ask fans to try and raise £100,000 😂

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

4 years

What a present @jennaw1993 and I got today ❤️ Fantastic idea from @JamTarts

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

5 months

Tait is Hertz as fuck

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

2 years

Never mind losing to St Mirren, you got to laugh at Hearts dropping into the conference league.

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

7 months

@JamTarts @loveholidays @JamTarts I’d like to wish this local hero a happy new year, he’s done a lot for many locals over the past year and I’m sure everyone will agree he deserves the applause @loveholidays #jamtarts

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

3 years

Few days ago people panicking about signings. Atkinson in and out of nothing Simms on loan and Sibbick on a 3 and a half year deal. Add them to Gordon, Kingsley, Halkett and Smith extensions and it’s been a hugely impressive January window.

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

6 years

Vanecek chomping at the bit to get started 👏🏼

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

5 years

Anything we still have on the table for Djoum should be pulled and offered straight to Mulumbu!

Scotsman Sport

@ScotsmanSport

5 years

Neil Lennon has revealed that Youssouf Mulumbu has been released from his contract at Celtic

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

2 years

Was just on the Hearts website to find out a number for Rory and came across this. That’s an absolutely horrendous photoshop 🤣

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

2 years

St Johnstone are the dirtiest team I’ve seen at Tynecastle in a long time. How they finished with 11 men on the park I’ll never know!

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

3 years

A very humbling place the club has create and allows thousands of us to have our loved ones with us at home games

Hearts Heritage

@Hearts_Heritage

3 years

6 years ago today the Hearts Memorial Garden was officially opened. There are now 920 plaques up in the garden. We add a ‘Hearts’ related’ plaque each month remembering a player or member of staff.

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

7 years

After the worst year of our lives we have ended it with some phenomenal news! Not only are we expecting a boy we have just received the news that he does t have the same condition as Charlotte! Absolutely over the moon! Charlotte is definitely watching over the three of us ❤️🌟

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

4 years

Why would @JamTarts care if any other club suffers due to us taking the @spfl to court?

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

6 years

Hi @KilmarnockFC , could you just pass on a wee message to Steve Clarke on behalf of all Heart of Midlothian fans..... Get that right fucking up you!

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@cowanauskas

2 years

5 years 💔

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@cowanauskas

4 years

2014-15, Fulham won 4 out of 33 games then when went on to win 4 out of 5 and stayed up. No matter how poor we have been all season, we don't deserve to be relegated until we mathematically can't stay up. Fans of other teams really struggling to understand this concept.

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@cowanauskas

6 years

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

5 years

Can’t believe they sacked him! They are only 6 points from 4th place.

Partick Thistle FC

@PartickThistle

5 years

Club Statement:

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

4 years

Should've stuck together 6 months ago. Fuck the lot of you.

STV Sport

@STVSport

4 years

Kettlewell: Clubs must stick together at ‘critical’ time.

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

3 months

Just seen this, what an utter weirdo this guy is. A game that meant absolutely nothing and also one they drew when leading 3-1 in the 82nd minute. Not to mention them completely folding and blowing the league.

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

7 years

Did you wonder why there were no ball boys in front of the Celtic fans? Why there were no children playing at half time? That’s right billy, it’s because your fans can’t behave now kindly get yourself to fuck.

Bill Saunders.

@billsaunders40

7 years

@ScotlandSky @SkySportsNews @celticfc There awful fans. The sectarian, homophobic, racist bile their fans hurl at the Celtic players, every time one of them went to collect he ball is shocking. Must be a no go stadium for children, if not awful parenting. They should be ashamed.

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

6 years

Dunne has a microphone thrown at him the week before, Lee pelted with stuff every corner, Zlamal had a punch thrown at him, Skacel pelted with stuff at Easter road. Big bad Hearts fans throw one coin at Lennon and it’s national news?

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

4 years

No sleeps, hopefully today is the day @JamTarts Go and bring it home for Zal!

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

4 years

My wishlist for the end of the season. 1 - Hearts win the Scottish cup. 2 - Hearts stay up. 3 - Faycal Rherras gets a serious dose of coronavirus.

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

5 years

Cute deadline day picture #DeadlineDay

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

4 years

Not a day goes by we don't mention you. We will always love you! Our Hero ❤️ #babylossawareness

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

2 years

Tomorrow Charlotte would’ve been 6, she should just be coming to the end of her first year of school, she should be at home with Rory and Orla having countless hours of fun. Not a minute goes by I don’t miss her. She is a broken heart that time will never heal 💔

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

7 years

Hibs have won the Scottish cup once since 1902, won 2/4 derbies and are all of a sudden edinburghs big team. They genuinely believe it 😂

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

5 years

Hearts have arguably the third best squad in Scotland. Levein has no excuses for not getting them playing. Friday is massive!

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

2 years

Pumping an Aberdeen team captained by Scott Brown and managed by Jim Goodwin would make me a very happy man 😍

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

2 years

Celtic fans going on about cheating. Nick Walsh said the tackle on Devlin wasn’t a penalty, his linesman never flagged either.

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

7 months

@JamTarts I’d like to wish this local hero a happy new year, he’s done a lot for many locals over the past year and I’m sure everyone will agree he deserves the applause #loveholidays

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

4 years

We have a 6 foot 4 striker who actually gets bigger when he jumps!

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

3 years

Joel Pereira is getting paid £20k a week, twenty thousand Great British sterling. He's played 1 and a half games so far for Huddersfield and conceded 9 goals.

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

3 years

Seen it mentioned a few times on here now and I'm all for @JamTarts refusing to lift the trophy. Fuck the @spfl

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

6 years

You hate to go on about referees all the time but these decisions have cost us big time recently! Killie game goal chopped wrongly, goal at st Mirren chopped wrongly, goal for rangers shouldn’t have counted and st Johnstone get a joke of a penalty.

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

3 years

Kyogo is due a dull one and I honestly can’t wait

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John Cowan

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1 year

6 years on and not minute passes we don’t think of you 💔

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

8 years

.... The Rangers banner 😂

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

2 years

Imagine the squad we could have if we owned our own training ground!?

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

2 years

Good morning @lewisferguson7 , just a quick question. What feels worse, making a complete tit of yourself with that dive or losing your 100% career penalty record? Cheers.

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

5 years

With his hard drive

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

9 months

Come on, take the glasses off. Haring pulling the shirt off his back.

Heart of Midlothian Supporters 🇱🇻

@heartsfc74

9 months

This is one of the main reasons why clubs outside the Old Firm cannot thrive in this league Imagine thinking this is a penalty, thinking that this is a clear and obvious error What a joke

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

5 years

Hearts would bankrupt themselves if they did this 😂

Football on TNT Sports

@footballontnt

5 years

1️⃣4️⃣ all over. The Man City players are all wearing the shirt of Aymeric Laporte. A symbol of solidarity as their teammate fights back from a long-term injury. 👊

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John Cowan

@cowanauskas

6 years

Harry Cochrane and Ki Sung-Yueng look weirdly similar.

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