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Hibernian enthusiast. All teeth are my own.

Joined February 2012
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@OfficialDinsey
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4 years
One last walk down the beach. You’ve been a good boy Noel 💚
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3 years
Just goes to show you, seems a great lad on the telly but look at the cunt soon as filming stops
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2 years
I might be wrong but I’m not sure the guy we accepted a lift from outside the airport is a fully licensed and approved taxi driver. Welcome to Belgrade
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4 years
Cheers for all the messages. Got to cuddle him as he passed peacefully to somewhere I hope he can run free again. Love you my boy 😢💔💚
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2 years
I tell you what, lucky that’s right in the corner coz the keeper nearly got that.
@SkySportsWSL
Sky Sports WSL
2 years
Pernille Harder with an absolutely 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄 goal for Chelsea!! 🙌 There was a LOT of pressure riding on this penalty, but it's put away effortlessly coolly by the forward 🔥
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@OfficialDinsey
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5 years
Been waiting weeks for this to arrive and all day on Ryley getting home from nursery 😂😂
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@OfficialDinsey
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5 years
Well done to the man that shot that terrorist cunt dead. Give him a medal. I’ve seen people say he shouldn’t have been shot as he was on the ground?? Fuck him. Empty the fucking magazine into him. Show him the same regard and concern for rights that he showed minutes earlier.
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@OfficialDinsey
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2 years
Only the best treatment for the Barca players 👀
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5 years
Well done to the climate change protesters in Edinburgh who have closed off a main road. You’ve just added an extra 15 minutes of emissions from my car into the earths atmosphere, and for your fucking cheek, every bit of plastic this week will be going in the landfill bin.Cunts
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@OfficialDinsey
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4 years
On Saturday we got a photographer to do a photoshoot with my little girl and his best friend.
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4 years
What a fuckin tough day. Fillet steaks for breakfast and tea, McDonald’s, ice cream, photo shoots, trips to see old friends and lots of family visits. This wee guy is simply more than a dog to us. We love him and will miss him. Photographer just sent me this preview
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@OfficialDinsey
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3 years
Young boys haven’t kicked a ball in months and right back in to do a bleep test. Deary me 🤯
@LevelsFc
LevelsFC
3 years
First day back & our U11s & U12s are straight into the mix‼️ #LEVELS
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2 years
Oooft! What a strike 🚀 Keepers done well to get anything on that one.
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@OfficialDinsey
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1 year
Fuckin shut your hole and eat yer pizza mate
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@OfficialDinsey
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6 years
Scared? I’d get in that fuckin pool with Michael Barrymore if you were there doll.
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Jena
6 years
Would you be scared to hang with 3 lions? More animal conservation info on my IG page ❤️🦁
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5 years
Alright lads @FIFAcom , how do you go about folding an international team? Asking for 5 million mates.
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4 years
Heartbreakingly, my boys not going to recover from the damage to his spinal cord despite the very best efforts of everyone He’s back home with us until Sunday before I take him his last drive What a fucking little character he is. A proper top dog One of my favourite videos😂
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@OfficialDinsey
Dinsey
6 years
The tattoo is better that the pic!!
@samstokestattoo
Sam Stokes
6 years
Done for Danny of @liamgallagher
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@OfficialDinsey
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6 years
Football team, race, religion, I don’t give a fuck what you are if you can do things like this for other people.
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Lesley Byrne
6 years
Massive thanks to @GraemeMurty who took time out of decorating the wards to play with Nathan. Haven’t heard Nathan laugh like this in a couple of weeks... totally made his day @GCH_Charity @RangersFC
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5 years
Well well well, who wants a laugh? It seems that rules are only rules when you get beat 😂😂😂 @LaurieThistleFC @Scottish_AFF
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5 years
See this fuckin shite. See if anybody sees this for anything other than it is and sexualises it, it’s them that’s the wrong ‘un and needs serious help. If you think there’s anything wrong with this, you need put down.
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4 years
So happy for her. All those years struggling to get by as a multi millionaire.
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4 years
Every morning without fail the same gang of people drink at this spot which is conveniently placed for the chemist..
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4 years
Dropped my boy off at the small animal hospital this morning. After suffering severe spinal cord damage a couple weeks ago and undergoing surgery he’s still in a bad way He’s in there til Friday to show any significant improvement or sadly he won’t make it. Fuckin gutting man 💚
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2 years
Anybody lost a big brown dog in Davidson’s Mains this morning? I passed it about 6.30am running towards Queensferry Road and then along towards Barnton Very busy with traffic at this time, hopefully owner finds soon 🙏🏻 @ScottishSPCA
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@OfficialDinsey
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5 years
If I agree to buy a half dig and pay for it on Friday, I then drop that half dig doon the toilet trying to get a line, the bag fills with water and gear sinks to the bottom of the pan, when my man comes to me on Friday for payment, he’s no accepting my story. Pay up Cardiff.
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1 year
My bairn absolutely melted my heart this morning. Just us two on holiday and she sent me to bed last night and told me if I needed any drinks or that she would get them and I was not allowed through until morning.The wee soul had set this up including blu -tac to the curtain 😂❤️
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5 years
My Mrs is taking my return to football well 😂😂 Im sure im not alone in this boat! @Scottish_AFF
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3 years
@DavyJonesC2S Can’t wait to hear his excuse In court, probably get caught up in a web of lies
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Dinsey
4 years
EXCLUSIVE: Man goes out to work shocker. Fucking rag.
@scotsunsport
Scottish Sun Sport
4 years
EXCLUSIVE: Millionaire darts ace Mervyn King now earns £120 a day delivering Amazon parcels
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Dinsey
3 years
You’d be mistaken for thinking this was a painting and not a photograph. Brilliant photo
@Johnpow1
John Pow
3 years
The #Edinburgh Old Town looking good under the moonlight.
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5 years
Now more woman than men presenting Match of the day. Just get them to fuck. It’s a completely different game to the men’s game. I don’t give a fuck what anyone says, it’s a load of bullshit having them on.
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3 years
94th minute winner and every bet me and Crookie put on during the game won 💵
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@OfficialDinsey
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2 months
Surprised Ryley with Taylor Swift tickets after school today. I wrote this myself after googling her songs 😂 Wasted talent I am but I have the happiest wee girl in the world today 😊
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Dinsey
5 years
Hope you’ve done your homework for Monday ya wee mongo
@ryanlynch1874
Ryan Lynch
5 years
Last time these cunts won at Tynie I was still at school 😂😂🇱🇻🇱🇻
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2 years
Now I’m not Carol Vorderman but… 😂😂 #boxticking
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@OfficialDinsey
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5 years
Hearts have just actually kicked for touch from kick off 😂😂😂😂
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3 years
Unsure how Hearts lost that game today with the number of tickets they sold. Bizarre
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5 years
35 fucking pence Iv just been charged for a pickle at the chippy! Came in it’s own separate wee bag and not in beside my chips, lassie said she had to go through the back for them. At that price, I can only assume they keep them in the fucking safe!
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2 years
Holy fuck, that Hibs team 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ Lee Johnson 100% picked that in somecunts kitchen at 6am this morning
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3 years
After watching the Luke Mitchell program, I think there’s been one massively overlooked question as we revisit it in 2021. Where the fuck have Goths gone? Are they extinct?
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2 years
Ryan Porteous would be sent off for this against Rangers. Im not even joking either.
@PenaCartel
Pena Cartel 🗿
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John Lundstram. Have that
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@OfficialDinsey
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Right, now that’s Scotland shattered my summer…. How’s it going @HibernianFC my auld pal? The rest of the year is now exclusively yours to ruin as usual.
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2 years
A good point by the female pundit Aluko there, saying Wales can now afford to rest Gareth Bale - the most important player in their history - in a must win game to try and get out the group. Roy Keane looked like he was about to spontaneously combust 😂
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@OfficialDinsey
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5 years
What a fucking night man. Probably get carpeted for it but I couldn’t give a fuck. I’d rather walk away with head held high than not be able to look myself in the mirror over amateur football! At least I’ve found a good lawyer if I need him....
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4 years
If they gave out trophies for trying really hard then Hearts are champions aswell tonight. Well done on trying really hard and nearly winning.
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4 years
What a mental reaction to my post about Noel! That’s my boy 💚
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4 years
Great 3 points for Hibs there. Also well done to Daniel Stendel for finishing above Jack Ross’s Sunderland with Barnsley. Top manager.
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@OfficialDinsey
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4 years
This week again I have read about 2 Young men in my city end their own lives. Please read my status on Facebook and let’s get out together, clear the heads and show young men in particular that they are not alone. Please share this 💚
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@OfficialDinsey
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4 years
Outstanding
@1scottishbanter
Scottish Banter
4 years
Derby players welcoming David Marshall back this week 😂 👏
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5 years
What a fucking day. BUZZING! Seen a couple comments asking if we won the Scottish,no we didn’t but when you see the hard work and preparation those boys put in doing double sessions and then executing the game plan perfectly in a game we were massive underdogs, youd understand.
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@OfficialDinsey
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2 years
You don’t stop them 🚀
@sufc_women
Sheffield United Women
2 years
MC8 only scores from distance. 🚀🚀 Goals 3 and 5 from @MaddyCusack on Sunday. 💥
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@OfficialDinsey
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4 years
You can’t half notice when someone has become newly single on social media eh? The difference between boys and birds deal with it is fucking superb! Birds - quotes about being independent, strong and generally pretending not to be bothered Guys - add my new Snapchat Horny69
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5 years
When I took over at @LaurieThistleFC I had a vision that I wanted the place to feel like home, our changing room was just all white with no identity. Over the last couple weeks we have seen a huge change with a few more touches still to come.
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@OfficialDinsey
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4 years
The single, most euphoric moment in my life. Will never be topped.
@WestPilton
Mikey
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Yasss,Yasssss,Yasssssssss 💚💚💚💚🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬
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@OfficialDinsey
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7 years
Twitter is turning young, pretty looking girls with hardly any clothes on and big tits, into fucking philosophers. I don’t want to piss on your parade girls but if you were an 18 stone goth, nobody would give a flying fuck about your opinion.
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6 years
Remember that Hibs tops you bought me, You printed Porteous on it.... 💚
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@OfficialDinsey
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2 years
Surprised to see The Duke of York playing in a defensive role today as he’s normally a predator when he gets in the box.
@AndyinBrum
AndyinBrum gratefull im not PayPalPatine
2 years
Queen went for the 4-3-3 formation
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4 years
I know we’ve got @JoshTaylorBoxer and @LeeMcGregor3 this part of the world but I really think @EddieHearn should take a punt on the new prospect coming out of Leith. One punch KO power not many will cope with.
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@OfficialDinsey
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5 years
Arranged a friendly for today because my players have spent the last 2 weeks sitting in boozers and crack dens. There would probably be more enthusiasm if I invited them to sit and watch a video of their mum and dad at it 😂😂😂 Should be a barrel of laughs
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2 years
Rather shit in my hands and clap ya cunts
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4 years
My baby’s ready for a wee photo shoot today 🐶👧🏻💚
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2 years
What an amazing way to start the weekend 😍 @gorgie_willie filled in
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2 years
Can anyone give me a reason why the man of the match, in a man’s game, has now been changed to player of the match? Other than the world being ruined by absolute fucking lunatic snow flakes?
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@OfficialDinsey
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2 years
We may well sell our two best players this week but did you know that as a Hibernian supporter you can get 25% off when you dine at Goucho? It’s not all bad news.
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5 years
Edinburgh is a much sadder and worse off place today than it was yesterday Seen this quote and think it’s very fitting for a man that done so much for so many. You’ve left a massive space in life that only your larger than life character could fill. Absolutely gutted. RIP Brad💚
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5 years
3 years ago today, I caught out the thickest man in amateur football 😂😂 This is worth a read! @Scottish_AFF
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2 years
Oh yesssss ya beauty!! Absolutely fucking spoiling us. I might shave my baws that day with my mansacaped trimmer, watch the early kick off game using NordVPN and then fire up for a 25% discounted steak after the game.
@p_mcpartlin
Patrick McPartlin
2 years
Hibs and Watford set to play a friendly at Easter Road as part of the Porteous deal, as per @AdamLeventhal in @TheAthletic
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2 years
Any wee skinny speccy Russians in Edinburgh wanting it?
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Dinsey
5 years
Serious note, amateur teams struggle so much these days and rely heavily on sponsors getting us by and our pub does does with us. @DronganUnited promised bus of 55 all back which the pub catered for and they never showed. Win, lose or draw go back if you said you would man!
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1 year
Last Derby at Easter Road I sat behind @joe_newell93 who was suspended and as raging as any fan at the game and kicked every ball in the stand Yesterday he was like a man possessed. Fucking look what that means to him! Outstanding
@HibernianFC
Hibernian Football Club
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Scenes at Easter Road 🎬 Get in, Hibees! 💚
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5 years
This fucking rainbow carry on with the laces and armbands in the football is a fucking joke Why is it being rammed down our throats?Do we do it with straight people or males and females?Do we fuck Be what you want to be,I don’t get why there had to be a song and dance about it!
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5 years
You expect a wee bit bias given its Rangers TV but fucking hell how bad are the commentators 😂😂 Whose the one that sounds like his baws are in a vice? Fuck listening to him every week. Embarrassing.
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Dinsey
6 years
It’s not acceptable but for £40k a week and Rosie Webster’s tits in my face every night, I’d let them whip me back to slavery.
@Scotty_Sinclair
Scott Sinclair
6 years
...Just seen the video from Sunday’s game, absolute disgrace for the ignorance of the uneducated fan shouting racial abuse.
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5 years
Twitter has gone to the fucking dogs All I see people RT or liking is attention seeking 6 stone girls in bikinis/tiny dresses claiming theyr too fat,wishing they had banging bodies or saying how ugly they are So many youngsters live their lives on social media,its not real guys
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2 years
Some laugh being a Hibs fan. Might no sign any players but least we get discount on steak and pube trimmers.
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5 years
Tonight was one of those where you question your sanity for being an amateur football manager On top of a whole host of other shite tonight,I stopped a drill and was shouting at the players for not doing something right,started walking backwards and fell over a bag of balls😂
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3 years
@AndyArchibald26 What the fucking fuck have I just seen
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Dinsey
4 years
Delighted to be appointed manager and can’t wait to get started!
@EdinburghCFC
Edinburgh CFC
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@seandogardiner @OfficialDinsey @MikeySmith79 @DayneRobertson @DazAffleck89 Club Statement on next season’s management team appointments , welcome to the club guys.
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4 years
On Saturday mornings we can be whoever we want to be.. Ladies and gentlemen I give you... @oasis ❤️😂 @BoneheadsPage @liamgallagher We are up for a reunion
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6 years
Fucking good. Don’t rob peoples houses and you won’t bleed to death on a pavement. Memorial on the old guys fence, well played this guy.
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3 years
Big 3 points tonight. Defensively pretty solid with Porteous superb. Great start for Maloney and you can already see some changes in style. Also managed to grab this stunning picture on Albion Place 😍💚 @HibernianFC
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Following the sad loss of one of our good friends, we are raising money to put In a fund for his young daughter Im going to auction off this signed @AVFCOfficial match top from @jmcginn7 who can confirm top is genuine and will be sent to the winner. DM BIDS ONLY. Now at £200
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4 years
One of the boys has had a heavy festive period that shows no signs of slowing down so I decided to have a wee bit fun with him and wind him up that we are supposed to have a game tonight. Got another couple in on the act. Thick as shit! 🤣
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@OfficialDinsey
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5 years
Maybe if he had chosen to be a beast instead of acting stupidly and kicking a ball away, he might have avoided jail.
@edinburghpaper
Edinburgh Evening News
5 years
A Hibs fan who confronted Rangers captain James Tavernier at Easter Road has been jailed and given a 10-year football match ban
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3 years
Bonucci and Chielini could have been playing down the park with their mates tonight. A masterclass.
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4 years
Out again this morning, around 20 other people joined me, walking at their own pace and talking to each other as they went. It’s amazing what a wee bit fresh air, exercise and talking can do. If you need it, I’ll be out again next week again #yourenotalone #walkandtalk
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3 years
What the fucks going on here @btsportfootball ? It’s bad enough when you let one on but you’re surely taking the piss with 3 of them?
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1 year
Keepers done well to get a hand on that. Excellent play by the striker following up the rocket of a strike
@saintmirrenfc
St Mirren FC
1 year
A moment to remember 🪄 Lifelong supporter @CearaMacintyre scores for @stmirrenwfc at the SMiSA Stadium. #OurStMirren #COYS
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4 years
The cunt that filmed this and the rag he sold it to deserve to be with each other.
@TheSun
The Sun
4 years
Guy Ritchie banned from driving for six months after cyclist films him texting at the wheel
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4 years
Losing at football fucking consumes me. Slept about 4 hours,going over where we went wrong and how we improve.Up at 5.45am to check if the game had been uploaded onto the system yet so I can watch it back 🤦🏻‍♂️ Whoever said it’s only a game needs a punch in the mouth! #onlyagame
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5 years
@DaisySpencer4 I’d pump her x
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3 years
Good afternoon @S_A_Somerville As eduction minister would the quality of school meals fall under your remit? This is what my P1 daughter was sent home with today and wondered if that’s accepted standard? After thorough forensic examination I have found traces of egg Mayo.
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@OfficialDinsey
Dinsey
4 years
My thoughts and prayers are with this young man who was killed in action trying to get his hole. The friend zone is not for the faint of heart.
@NatashaFxx
Natasha Farrell
4 years
Honestly in TEARS at Stephen 😭😭😭 first Valentine’s Day on my own in 5 years and he’s went out his way to make me feel so bloody special & put the biggest smile on my face !!! The best friend in the whole world 🥺❤️ @StephenBlacksh3
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5 years
You’ve not really gave that hashtag much thought, have you big man?
@BronzeBomber
Deontay Wilder
5 years
"I would like to wish all my Muslim friends around the world Ramadan Mubarak.” 💫May the month of Ramadan bring peace and prosperity to you and your families. #BombZquad
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