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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
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A-Ha!
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1 year
Now we couldn't let the #Coronation go by without a little song...
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2 years
Double-o fecking b*llo*ks!
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2 years
#MOTD are looking for a new presenter...
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6 months
Cashback!
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
11 months
You hair looks snazzy, is that your mothers money coming through?
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He's married and wishes to remain anonymous so I shall only be using his Christian name. I'm talking to Domingo in Little Oakley.
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There we go, it's all happening!
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This country!
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Martin couldn't let Friday go by without a little song...
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2 years
This country!
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
4 years
This woman enraptured this man, made him feel sixteen again. He thought “I’m gonna wear a t-shirt with Crowded House written on the front of it” and “Yes, I will buy that copy of Punch magazine”. #BorisAffair
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1 year
Lovely stuff👌
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
3 years
You’re listening to ‘Up With The Farage’ on @GBNEWS
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
2 years
Merry Christmas everyone (not my words, the words of Shakin Stevens)👌
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Merry Christmas Everyone - not my words, the words of Shakin Stevens👌
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Oh come on, that's bang out of order!
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11 months
I might as well say this now - Thérèse Coffey has pulled out!
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2 years
Find out who booked them and sack her!
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
1 year
Sir Rishisworth of Sunakshire as I live and breathe👌
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God that's good⬇️👌
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2 years
I'm Batman!
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4 months
As we look back on a fantastic year...
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4 years
Alright lads, see the match?
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My book Ten Years To Save The West will be published in 2024 by @BitebackPub in the UK and @Regnery in the U.S. It will set out what we must do to counter the disastrous ideas of the global left and halt the rise of totalitarian regimes. More here👇🏻
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Spice world!
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He's married and wishes to remain anonymous, so I shall only be using his Christian name. I'm talking to Domingo in Little Oakley👌
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3 years
Now we couldn't let you go without a little song...
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1 year
Sir Rishisworth of Sunakshire as I live and breathe👇
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This country!
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
4 years
Did he leave a first name?
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Sir Rishisworth of Sunakshire as I live and breathe
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
2 years
If you think you can upstage Jill wearing that you are very much mistaken!
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
2 years
What's this little sink here?
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He's married and wishes to remain anonymous so I shall only be using his Christian name, I'm talking to Domingo in Little Oakley!
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
11 months
Happy #Halloween2023 🎃
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
9 months
Stop getting Partridge Wrong!
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
2 months
I might as well say this now, Joe Biden has pulled out!
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
11 months
There we go, it's all happening!
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
3 years
Have a ruddy-bloody lovely Friday you guys!
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This country!
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
1 year
Sports Casual 👌
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
4 years
Do you want some more glitter?
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@back_the_BBC
Back the BBC 📺📻📡📱🔴
11 months
Nadine Dorries' Downing Street tell-all book sells just 5,500 copies in first week
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
9 months
The pedestrianisation of Norwich City centre.
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9 months
What scandal do you think a TV drama needs to depict next?
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1 year
He's married so wishes to remain anonymous and I shall only be using his christian name, I'm talking to Domingo in Little Oakley👌
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
8 months
My Saturday 9am Doctor No - break for a pee 11:05 From Russia With Love 1:15 Goldfinger - strawberry Nesquilk/fishcakes 3:35 Thunderball - dump? 6:15 You Only Live Twice - tin of Directors 8:20 Diamonds Are Forever - put the roast on as soon as you see the moon buggy👌
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Ed Cumming
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Catching up on Gregg Wallace’s magnificently Partridgian My Saturday.
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11 months
F Off is trending... enjoy!
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
2 years
There's Dan!
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
6 months
This is a romantic tribute to a lovely lady over there with orange hair and a cigarette in her mouth.
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
2 years
Jed, I'll level with you - I'm really scared!
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
2 years
There's Dan...Dan!!!
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
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Hey baby girl!
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He's married so he wishes to remain anonymous, I shall only be using his Christian name. I am talking to Domingo in Little Oakley.
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
2 years
Michael, bit of a job for you...
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
2 years
Yes, it's an extender!!!
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
2 years
Hey baby girl!
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
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He's married so wishes to remain anonymous and I shall only be using his christian name , I'm talking to Domingo in Little Oakley.
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
2 years
You probably plant drugs on black boys! I take that back...
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
1 year
Can I just say that Chocolate Oranges are available from Rawlinsons...
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BREAKING: I’ve just been told my favourite dark chocolate red wrapper Bounty bars have been discontinued, and this is the last one left in my dressing room stockpile. I’m outraged. This will cause immeasurable harm to my mental health. Please reconsider ⁦⁦ @MarsGlobal ⁩ 🙏
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Hey baby girl!
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
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Sir Rishisworth of Sunakshire as I live and breathe!
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
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I'll be honest, I'm dead against it.
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2 years
There's Dan!!!
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
1 year
Hey baby girl! 👌
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This country!
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
1 year
Oh my god, that was like an advert for the IRA! Find out who booked them and sack her!
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
2 years
Needless to say I had the last laugh now f*** off!
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
2 years
I've got some rude daubing's on the side of my car.
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Sir Rishisworth of Sunakshire as I live and breathe.
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
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There's Dan!
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4 months
Hey baby girl!
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
5 months
Are those your mothers cataract glasses?
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What's the most underrated @U2 song? Frontman Bono is 64 today 🇮🇪 🎶
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Two can play at that game!
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
2 years
Alan narrates The Spy Who Loved Me *turn sound on & enjoy!
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
1 year
Happy Fathers Day👌
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
1 month
When Alan met Noel...
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
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He's married so wishes to remain anonymous, I'm talking to Domingo in Little Oakley.
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
3 years
Turn it up and have a ruddy bloody good day!
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
2 years
Hey baby girl! Just been out on my bike, my motorcycling is important to me - you know that. You know the best part of the journey? Riding that steel horse back home to you.
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
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There's Dan!
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
2 months
Martin couldn't let Friday go by without a little song...
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
1 month
Roy - it's a bank holiday weekend. What ya doin , who's with ya?
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