Paleta Man. Texas A&M SA Grad. Helotes TX raised. Sports guy, philanthropist, I have a 401(k) I can't access and pretty much a kickass dude.
#PaletaManinSA
@HoIIandMedia
@wildtiktokss
Well, the girl could have gone in the men's room for the rearrangement or vice versa. But yeah it could just be two dudes swapping whoppers.
@mumsintheattic
@Stop_Trump20
I was working at a job and I went outside to leave and there was a similar truck to mine. I unlocked it with the key and started it. Wth!! Then I noticed it wasn't my truck when I saw a woman in MY truck also with the engine running. We made eye contact and laughed and switched!
@Puckywuckums
@KeefesReefs
@FINALLEVEL
No need to apologize. This guy obviously doesn't remember when some Americans used black people as currency. Then get upset when they get a come up.
@SophiasLogic
@laurenboebert
This Twitter profile is confusing. Conflicting even. It's just a picture of an ass with 🌈 flag, boosted 💉, Ukraine and pronouns, yet this tweet promotes the exact opposite? Weird
Hey Mike.. Can you throw a chout out to me and the wife? It's our 3rd wedding anniversary and yes we have a 10 yr old son. Don't do the math! Love you hard!
@MikeTaylorShow
@biggestpuma
Drinking a beer with my family at the funeral home for my beloved father in law. He would have wanted us to. We even sent him off with a couple Budweisers in his casket. Covid sucks. Go get vaxxed. Thank you Thunderdome for all your calls/texts!
@MikeTaylorShow
@biggestpuma
I took my son to the Thunderdome meeting for the big BBQ event.
@MikeTaylorShow
and
@hutcheyesun
got him hooked young and now he spots all the funny stuff on the side of the road.
@biggestpuma
I'm trying to distract
@MikeTaylorShow
and
@biggestpuma
while they do their 21st best AM mid major show yet my son continues to be a gentleman. Come by tmmw and buy tickets for the
@for_keds
BBQ!
@jemelehill
My grandfather was married with 3 kids by the time he was 21 years old. However he didn't play special teams and wasn't very good at protection schemes! 😂
Hey eff all the
@BCSportsDad
haters. Dude is probably best fill-in guy for
@MikeTaylorShow
at least he actually comes up with Taylor-esque content while he's on vacay. Thunderdome nominate Emory as pro-tempore mayor then city councilmen of sport?
@hutcheyesun
@ChuckimusPrime
@EmptyJosh
@Ben_Baby
Rapper from the 2000s that had a gimmick of just repeating his name over and over again, sir. Then would rhyme his phone number in the songs.
SA Monopoly Chance card... "Winter Storm and Govt Grid cause major power outages... Pay CPS and SAWS $10,000. Do not pass Go!"
@MikeTaylorShow
@biggestpuma
Yo Taylor can you throw a chout out to my favorite person. My boy and namesake Adrian Jr. It's his 10th bday today and he's been filled with Thunderdome nicotine since 4 yrs old. He even does the "aaahhhh yessss" while peeing.
@MikeTaylorShow
@biggestpuma
"good dude" pls?
Until further info comes out... I gotta give it to LMA for being a pro and not bitching and hiding from Pop like number 2. Grown man move to chase a ring and mutually agree to be traded or bought out. He saw writing on the wall.
@MikeTaylorShow
@biggestpuma
Blasting
@MikeTaylorShow
from my garage stereo. Still hoping for more than 1 hr of the pod and still getting all this work done. Smokin ribs amongst other things. My neighbors are happy that the Thunder guy is back!
@biggestpuma
come eat!
Mowing grass and some Mexican neighbor came by to ask me to borrow my "guerita". I responded que dices guey? Mi guerita. Then spent 5 whole mins yelling in Spanish how if he touches my wife..
He needed my weedeater.
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@biggestpuma
@TexMexFrank
I got 2 cases of this. Had to throw them in fridge all night to get cold.
@MikeTaylorShow
my early asswhip. Drank some felt like Troy... Woke up feeling like Joe Theissman.
@biggestpuma
@MikeBoard1200
@JoaquinCastrotx
No assimilation? Maybe someone should explain to her the whoopings my grandparents got for speaking Spanish in public schools and why fewer Hispanics can actually speak Spanish now. But then again it's not like Texas schools require 2 years of a foreign language to graduate.
Hey twitter fam. Prayers for my fam. I got a cousin in the hospital with Covid. Wife and small kid depending on him. F you Abbott and Trump. Masks are optional my ass!!!
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@hutcheyesun
@biggestpuma
@dylangonzalez21
I remember Tim Duncan betting a ref that he made the wrong call. Ref said "I don't bet money, I'll bet you a cheeseburger."
Tim said.. "Fine, I'll bet you a cheeseburger!"
Ref went back looked at play in question
Next time he officiated a Spurs game he gave Tim a Happy Meal!
Just heard
@MikeTaylorShow
on a podcast dropping eff bombs and Kawhi shits whilst sitting in his backyard. And he only got the ticket gig bc affirmative action. Lol they needed some Puro but just enough to pass off a white guy. Haha love you hard. Beers to 12 more yrs Mayor!!
Lil man got all A's on his Kinder report card! But on a side note Teacher wrote... Has a hard time saying tremendous and accurate and for some reason "the whole Atlanta"! Mama gave me a stare down and I went full fledged Maradona uh laaaaammaaaa.
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@hutcheyesun
I want to punch
@biggestpuma
for getting his PS5 vidya game during spring break while my son gives me dirty looks like "Dad WTF you are slacking... Puma got his! Where's mine?"
@MikeTaylorShow
Huge shout out to Over the Top Barbershop for hosting
@MikeTaylorShow
BBQ ticket sale and
#PaletaManinSA
giveaway. We sold $1500 in VIP and regular plate tickets. We'll see y'all April 6th 10-4pm at Woodlawn Lake Boys and Girls Club. Still time to buy digital tickets on the QR!
Hey
@MikeTaylorShow
just went to Drs today. My blood pressure and diabetes are totally in check. Took that burpee regimen you recommend and stopped slammin beers. They took me off the insulin. But I didn't freeze my nalgas!! Can't wait to see you when you get here!
@ToneHero
@Spider_Culture
Spiderman 3 when he gets the venom jizz on him and starts disco dancing was by far the dumbest one ever. Goblin Jr should have just killed him.
I remember you could get into the Spurs game at the Dome for $1 if you brought a Sprite can. Only problem were all the damn bees surrounding the entrances.
@MikeTaylorShow
@biggestpuma
Taylor beefs:
Mission Espada ✅
San Antonio Current ✅
Wally Pasacrita✅
Daisy Fuentes✅
Richard Marx✅
City of Balcones Heights✅
Spurs Jesus✅
Mario Lopez ??
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@hutcheyesun
Spent the afternoon doing yard work and lost a few pounds of sweat and got a tan. Wifey says I went out looking like
@MikeTaylorShow
all guero but came in looking like
@RudyJay760
either way I'm getting 🍕!!
@TheTyJager
Dude looks so much like TD on the court. Obvious mismatch, just what MIN was looking for. Doesn't bite on the pump fake, stays grounded and forces him into a pass.
Very sad. Alex reveals he's been diagnosed with Stage 4 pancreatic cancer. He says he's going to fight it, and even jokes that he has to beat it since he has three years left on his contract. Best of luck!
The Puma is turning more and more puro as we speak is my asswhip. The Sombrero, the paleta cart, and the Hot Rod with no AC. And his reply..... Pos Orale I don't need no AC guey!!!
@biggestpuma
@MikeTaylorShow
Hey Mike... Can you throw a shout out to my wife
@LianaRealtor
on her bday? The perfect wife that made our Paleta shenanigans possible as well as our Mission game hijinx! NIL sponsor of the Puma!
@MikeTaylorShow
@biggestpuma