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Michael Board

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@1200WOAI . @TSNTexas . @24_7_News . Olivia's dad. Don't know if I'm elated or gassy but I'm somewhere in that zone.

San Antonio, TX

https://t.co/Fa50b4LUd2

Joined January 2011

Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.

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Michael Board

1 year

If this is my last tweet with a blue check: Twitter has such great potential. It’s the best worst site on the internet. It gives a voice to so many. But it spreads so much disinformation and hate. There is no use in wishing it were the way it was. Embrace the way it is. Love.

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3 years

INBOX: @BetoORourke Breaks Fundraising Record for Any Democratic Gubernatorial Candidate for the First 24 Hours of Campaign, Raises Over $2 Million on First Day.

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If the Mexican flags are definitive proof that we’re being invaded then let me introduce you to Fredericksburg.

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What country do you think I’m in right now? This is Colony Ridge. And it’s right here in Texas.

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2 years

@elonmusk There is nothing in the constititon that says a dog cannot be Speaker

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At the start of the season, all anybody wanted to talk about was coach prime’s turnaround of Colorado. What they *should* have been talking about is Jedd Fisch’s turnaround of Arizona. #LFG #BTFD

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I had to do some digging, but I found it: the photo I took in 2002 when the @spurs introduced @manuginobili to the media. Tonight, he goes into the @Hoophall #GoSpursGo

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1 year

Re: the Brownsville incident. The @washingtonpost story suggests the driver was upset about an “invasion.” If this is true, is damning…

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3 years

BREAKING: One of Texas's largest businesses, @HEB , will *not* require customers to wear masks under @GovAbbott 's order. Employees and vendors will still be masked up.

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@RepBowman @TheTyJager nope. nobody. nobody anywhere. nope.

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3 years

BREAKING: @dallasschools is defying Texas Governor @GregAbbott_TX 's mask mandate ban.

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5 years

oh, and here is a screenshot, in case Felicity Huffman decides to delete that tweet later.

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3 years

Calling New Braunfels "remote" is exactly what I expect from the same knuckleheads who want to put peas in guac. Do better, @nytimes

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BREAKING: Texas Governor @GregAbbott_TX has COVID

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2 years

The Supreme Court shot down an appeal from Texas death row inmate George McFarland. He was convicted of killing a Houston grocery store worker in a trial where his attorney fell asleep and had to be nudged awake by the bailiff. Background by @keribla

Judge rejects appeal from Houston death row prisoner whose lawyer slept during trial

A Houston federal judge says one trial lawyer was enough for a capital murder defendant...

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3 years

"If anybody needs to be removed from office, it is the governor." - @Judge_wolff , responding to a question about what San Antonio can do, in light of Gov @GregAbbott_TX 's ban on covid mandates.

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@JacobRubashkin there is nothing in the constitution that says a dog cannot be speaker.

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BREKAING: Texas AG @KenPaxtonTX has filed a lawsuit against the @SAISD and Superintendent Pedro Martinez for mandating that all district employees must be vaccinated against COVID

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4 years

BREAKING: @spurs reportedly shutting down fan attendance for their games for the foreseeable future.

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2 years

Here is the key quote from @spurs legal council Bobby Perez, today, on fears that the team is looking to leave San Antonio for Austin: "As the chief legal officer and general council of all our companies, our commitment is, we're staying in San Antonio." #GoSpursGo

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3 years

Ms. T and the @VP . #txlege

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5 years

Austin breakfast tacos.

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3 years

I can't vouch for the legitimacy, If this is real, Coach Pop is the GOAT. I've reached out to @SiloSanAntonio . #GoSpursGo

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2 years

The father of Trevor Reed (marine freed in prisoner swap with Russia) is not a fan of @SenTedCruz : "I don’t care what or who runs against him, I will work for their campaign to defeat that son of a bitch.” #txlege

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2 years

Tonight’s @spurs game against the @SacramentoKings will mark Bill Schoening ( @SpursRadio )'s 2,000th consecutive broadcast for the Spurs and @1200WOAI . Wow.

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BREAKING: @Judge_wolff asking Bexar DA to investigate @mls dealings with @columbuscrewsc . 1

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Texas principal who lost job over CRT allegations: "We must call this what it is. A ploy to divert public school dollars to subsidize private education in the name of choice." - James Whitfield, to congress. (1/3) #txlege

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2 years

At congress hearing on guns, @CongressmanRaja puts up marketing post from Daniel Defense, which made the murder weapon used in Uvalde

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1 year

In the name of the father, the son and the Holy Spirit. #GoSpursGo #PorVida

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August 3, '19. An armed terrorist traveled to a Walmart in El Paso. He targeted Latino shoppers, killing 23. In his manifesto, he referenced the “great replacement” theory and fears of a “Hispanic invasion of Texas.”

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Whites are being replaced in Texas Hispanics are the majority and outnumber whites 2 to 1 in public schools, with no regard for assimilation. Spanish is not our language and 🇲🇽 is not our flag. Foreigners are anti-American by default. Why are we letting them replace us?

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1 year

@cookiebot125422 @abhirahmantx *former staffer

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6 years

The Brady Bunch house is for sale and... by the looks of it... nothing has been changed.

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2 years

Rally tomorrow at Travis Park in downtown San Antonio supporting gun control legislation. Led by @JoaquinCastrotx . He just said that @JulianCastro and @spurs Coach Pop will be there.

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2 years

Bexar @Judge_wolff in last SOTC speech, said we need to forget about the @NFL and start backing @UTSAFTBL "We almost -- for 3 quarters -- beat Texas University, the professional team of Austin, so we've got a great change to move up with respect to football." #BirdsUp #LetsGo210

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1 year

Opponents of @SenTedCruz , jumping on the Barbie bandwagon. Delivering “maga podcaster,” “Cancun” and “insurrection” editions to his senate office. The junior senator from TX called the Capitol Riot a “terrorist attack” before backtracking on Tucker Carlson’s Fox show

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3 years

Remember that BP agent pic? Activists said Haitians were whipped! @POTUS promised to act, but has gone silent. "What they've discovered is that their accusation is not borne out by the facts, so they'd rather let it die than confront their hypocrisy." - @JohnCornyn told me.

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2 years

BREAKING: The lawsuit brought by former @spurs psychologist Dr. Hillary Cauthen, over the Josh Primo allegations, has been resolved!

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@amy_bresnen I refuse to believe all libertarians are perverts. But the percentage is not zero.

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5 years

Benny, you're my hero.

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3 years

Team no beans in chili #texas #yellowstonetv

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2 years

Using the bassline from a Dr. Dre song with the lyrics "Still puffing my leafs / Still fuck with the beats / still not loving police." I guess that's.... a choice.

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It’s time to begin.. and they can’t stop what’s coming.

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2 years

Cancel the game. Just stop it. There are things more important. Go home. Hug your family. #Bills #Bengals #MNFxESPN #MNF

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3 years

@girdley I know this is a broad question but: if an employee quits on the spot over a Covid vaccine mandate, is that the type of employee you want? The answer is probably different when you look at where the employee lands on the organizational hierarchy.

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Apparently dr. Hillary Cauthen is only resolving the lawsuit with the @spurs , not with Josh Primo.

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2 years

BREAKING: @FLOTUS plans to use her speech in San Antonio, today, to say that the @POTUS will push congress for more gun reform, including an assault weapon ban #txlege

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3 years

Say hello to 26yo Luz Elizabeth Rae. She's been charged with trespassing at the El Paso Zoo. Caught on camera jumping a fence to feed a monkey some flaming hot Cheetos. Bond set at $1,500.

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Guys. Someone shipped my wife a box of live lobsters. Neither she nor any of her staff knew they were coming and now they're all freaking out. I wish I could show you my wife's text messages because this is GOLD.

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7 years

@tonyromo Jones? Party of 4? Right this week. How y'all doing tonight?

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3 years

The governor. Cannot. Enforce. Immigration. Policy.

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Shut down the border @GregAbbott_TX Stop waiting for permission. This is an invasion. We can't undo what you're allowing. Texans won't allow the blame to be given to just Biden. We elected you to secure our state and liberty. God help us. #BorderCrisis #FireAbbott

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3 years

That's not to take away from what @BetoORourke has done. It's just some perspective.

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4 years

"Texans are breathing a giant sign of relief. This hurricane could have been much much worse. The damage is much more contained than prior hurricanes." - @SenTedCruz on #Laura

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8 years

JOURNALISM PRO TIP: put brownies on your police scanners. It keeps them warm and gooey. #partylikeajournalist @JournalistsLike

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4 years

@altonbrown It’s a pie, but now identifies as cake. Please respect the cake’s choices. (This is a joke. Relax)

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5 years

@firstwefeast Here. I fixed it for you!

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3 years

GAME CHANGER: @CBP says that two illegal immigrants, caught sneaking across the southern border, were on the terrorism watch list. Both were from Yemen. One had a cellular phone sim card hidden in his shoe. Both were caught between the ports of entry, in CA. (1/2)

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6 years

You dont get into journalism to be rich. Few of us are. We get yelled at by a public who has a perception of what we do. Today, we got shot at. Yet we'll be back tomorrow. It's in our blood. Blood that, today, was needlessly spilled. #CapitalGazette

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2 years

This is a powerful story about my friend @MikeTaylorShow and his family. I'm really proud of him.

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Fort Worth Arlington Heights’ alum left Texas out of concern for his transgender son

San Antonio sports talk show host Mike Taylor, who now lives in Hawaii with his son, wants others to learn about the issues affecting transgender people.

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3 years

TX Sen @JohnCornyn called striking TX democrats an embarrassment "They've been completely ineffective. They knew they had a losing hand because @GregAbbott_TX would be able to call continuous special sessions... and a couple are even vacationing in Europe." #txlege

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@pamelacolloff But what if it's a bear that's doing the killing. Then can it be grizzly?

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One of us! One of us! One of us!

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What's up @ladygaga ? You busy this October? #GoSpursGo

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I need every famous Spurs fan/person with a San Antonio tie courtside for the season opener. Pedro Pascal, Selena Gomez, Samuel L Jackson, Shea Serrano, IceJJFish, everybody.

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2 years

The list of speakers at the NRA convention is declining. Cornyn and Crenshaw were already out. So was Abbott. He'll be in Uvalde instead. Now, Lt. Gov Dan Patrick has canceled his appearance. Trump is still on for this afternoon.

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Will this be tallied as the first ivermectin death in Texas? Or just a covid death?

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The wife of Caleb Wallace, the founder of a Texas anti-masking group who died Saturday, says her husband tried treating COVID-19 symptoms with the animal deworming medication ivermectin. Experts say there's no evidence it works for COVID-19.

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"He said he went through a wallet and briefcase and attempted to hack an iPad that was laying on the counter while helping himself to a Popsicle in the kitchen, the affidavit said."

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2 years

Guys. We've discovered the mom equivalent of a dad joke!

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Tampax announced they are removing the string and replacing it with tinsel, but only for the holiday period.

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For those of you keeping score at home, @JulianCastro was born one minute before @JoaquinCastrotx . How do I know? Because Joaquin *repeatedly* tells the joke that Julian is a minute uglier. Like, over and over and over and over and over and over.

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I was talking to a HUGE Baylor backer for a story. Asked off the record about what's going to happen to them re: the UT, OU departure from big-12. He says they're screwed because of their anti-LGBT stance. They wont get a peek from liberal Pac-12.

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"Do you think anybody in the Rio Grande Valley is thinking about the wall? They're thinking about getting the vaccine that never seems to come." -Gilberto Hinojosa, chair of @texasdemocrats , on Trump's visit to Texas tomorrow to celebrate 450 miles of border wall built #txlege

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@BetoORourke To be fair, Texas democrats have not put forward the most dynamic candidates for governor in recent history. Lupe Valdez in 2018. Wendy Davis in 2014. And my favorite was Farouk Shami in 2010.

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Video: "Farouk Is On Fire"

Justin Xavier Harris, a 17-year-old native of Houston, has written a song and recorded a video for the Farouk Shami campaign titled "Farouk Is On Fire." [Edi...

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Bloomberg drops out, giving Tim Duncan his first loss.

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@tiagosplitter @MikeTaylorShow my favorite part is @mattbonner_15 's face

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@scottbraddock I thought festivus was on dec 23

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2 years

Texas @GovAbbott will be speaking in Uvalde at 12:30. Joined by Senator @JohnCornyn , @SenTedCruz , Congressman @TonyGonzales4TX and the heads of both @TxDPS and the TEA #txlege

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@scottbraddock Tarrant County? Where the Republican Judge threw his support behind the Democrat running for Lt. Gov? Where the True Texas Project is still upset that Don Huffines came in third? Say it isn't so, Scott!!

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@seanseaevans @Natashalexis_

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@EvilMopacATX Blue Bell killed three people. HEB's Creamy Creations 4 lyfe.

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BREAKING: One of the Marines killed in that Kabul airport blast is a Texan. David Espinoza was a lifelong resident of the Laredo area. He was 20 years old.

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Stat of the Day: Congressman @TonyGonzales4TX was told by BP leadership that 95-percent of migrants at the southern border do not meet the minimum standards to stay here. "Only 5 percent of people that enter the United States illegally qualify for asylum" #txlege

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Texas attorney Kellye SoRelle (volunteer with Lawyers for Trump and the general counsel for right-wing militia The Oath Keepers) is charged with conspiracy linked to the January 6th Capitol Riot.

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"Nobody wants to live in accord with the Law of Amy. Even my children don't want to do that." -Amy Coney Barrett to @JohnCornyn . That might be the quote of the morning!

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TX Sen @JohnCornyn leads bipartisan resolution, calling on the Russian government to immediately release Brittney Griner #txlege

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Oh! Oh! I know where the upset is!

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Appears to be a massive Spectrum internet/tv outage in Texas. Reports in atx, corpus, rgv. And I know it’s out in San Antonio.

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2 years

BREAKING: A state court is dismissing a lawsuit brought against San Antonio abortion provider Dr. Alan Braid, who performed the procedure on a woman in violation of #sb8 , which is the state’s ban. 1st test of the so-called bounty hunter rule #txlege

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*phone rings with local area code* Huh. Okay. Who is this? “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty!”

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OH on the @SATXPolice scanner, officers reporting to a robbery: "both of them have the Marbach haircut" I'm dead, guys.

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@RegionalUSFood I cant see pork chop sandwiches without thinking about this....

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Porkchop sandwichesNOTE: I didn't realize my upload of this several years ago has now become one of the default sources to watch this bit of brilliance. 100%...

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2 years

Jerry Lee Lewis is dead at the age of 87.

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3 years

BREAKING: Catholic Charities of San Antonio will be providing shelter services to as many as 342 Afghan individuals fleeing Afghanistan due to the humanitarian crisis. @1200WOAI

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88.5 percent of San Antoinians eligible for the COVID vaccine have received at least one dose of the vaccine, per metro health

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fun fact: Fuddruckers started in San Antonio by the same guy who did Macaroni Grill. He also had a restaurant in Dallas that he called Sum Dang Good Chinese Food where desserts were dubbed “happy endings."

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Congress takes up assault weapons ban next week, almost exactly two months after the Uvalde school shooting. @JoaquinCastrotx of San Antonio is 1-of-10 Texas Democrats co-sponsoring. No R's sign on, yet. #txlege

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Shot in San Antonio. Northwest of downtown at I-10 and Fredericksburg/Woodlawn.

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R.E.M. HQ

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Revisiting the “Everybody Hurts” music video on the anniversary of the 1994 MTV Video Music Awards. The video took 4 awards in '94: Breakthrough Video, Best Direction, Best Editing, and Best Cinematography in a Video. Watch it on YouTube here:

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Father of Uvalde victim Uzi, @BCross052422 , says he spoke with the head of @TxDPS . Was told that he's not going to resign, despite institution failure during school shooting. #txlege

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10 years

Day after xmas cinnamon rolls, readying for their proofing. Thanks @altonbrown http://t.co/vXB7X4MoOm

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@iowahawkblog Here! I shaved some @Whataburger W's in there for you. Enjoy!

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The DOJ is sending poll monitors to Dallas County, Harris County and Waller County (which is just west of Houston)

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DOJ Civil Rights Division

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Justice Department to Monitor Polls in 24 States for Compliance with Federal Voting Rights Laws

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The @Alamodome looks amazing for the @FinalFour !

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@girdley Politicians who lose an election, and then fundraiser with the notion that the election was rigged.

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@EvilMopacATX Austin Westlake High parking lot.

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@AJGarcia86 @spurs That's one possibility. It's also possible that the Spurs presented her with evidence that contradicts her claims. We'll never know.

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