uncle (formerly known as dj girth) @40cardfriedman Twitter profile

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

as an FTX US customer all i can say is holy shit gary gensler literally protected us

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@40cardfriedman

2 years

ms. ellison, a second market sell has hit the FTT orderbooks

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

better luck next cycle

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

@wakefield00 same energy

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

@usdcbull1 @ASvanevik well $USDT working 99.8% as intended

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

holy shit now i know why trabucco bought the boat

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

tl;dr: a man took out a bunch of ultra-high interest merchant cash advances and can't pay the daily debits and instead of just declaring bankruptcy decides to beg for money to keep his low-quality business afloat

Maxtortion

@maxtortion

1 year

Hey so I’m pretty sure Mark Nestico is taking advantage of this community and I want to urge you to *not* donate to his GoFundMe. He claims he’s paying $500 per DAY against his loans. That’s $15,000 per month! At a 6% APR / 10y, that’s a $1.3 million dollar loan! 🧵 (1/ )

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

@itsJulian23 @wizards_magic would you rather own 14 shares of $HAS or 4 non-tournament-legal booster packs

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

my accountant bought a speedboat specifically for my birthday party my ophthalmologist invited me to go to a concert and do shrooms with him my car dealer told me if anyone threatens me he will "take care of them" you don't need money, you need more platonic male-to-male rizz

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

fascinating pivot from Disney

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

where is @cmsholdings with "TWO THOUSAND UNITED STATES SOVEREIGN FIAT DOLLAR BILLS FOR ONE SINGLE SOLITARY ETHEREUM COIN"

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

@NEETWorldOrder

LifeMathMoney | Real Advice

@LifeMathMoney

1 year

Stop using soap to wash hands before eating. Just wash with water. Your immune system can handle germs. When you use soap, the soap ends up in your stomach and starts messing up your gut bacteria. Notice that first world countries have much more people with allergies.

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

@zachxbt @marenaltman @BowTiedIguana same energy

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

i lived in the United States for nearly 30 years and gained 180lbs something is seriously broken with our food system

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

@micsolana how do you square that "good people at good companies" up with all the adult daycare "day in the life of a tech PM" tiktoks

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

anyone else feel like they need 5 million dollars and encyclopedic knowledge of everything from nutrition to auto repair before they're ready to be a parent?

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

having a @Delicious_Tacos moment

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

The W in WETH stands for WEF don't you see they've been playing you for fools?

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

"enjoy life" is a psyop to keep you poor coffee isn't as enjoyable as financial security

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

@fintechfrank this one seems a bit more concerning, given historical precedent

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

espresso martinis are just red bull+vodkas for people who can rent a car

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

look for the places where the dumbest people are succeeding (real estate and crypto) follow them there (and for the love of god don't be a midwit) wealth follows

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

no one is talking about this but you can practice your conversational skills and joke delivery with telemarketers it's like a free practice mode for open mic comedy with a captive audience

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

@ByzGeneral argentina is a real life pool2

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

imagine paying $1000 for fake magic cards when you can pay $100,000 for a picture of a cartoon monkey that will only go up in value

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

listening to my roommate give a girl the time of her life while i leverage long on some liquidation candles, i wouldn't trade it for the world

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

@Bonecondor "and when everyone is an incel, no one will be"

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

Scam Bankrupt-Fraud

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

it's called "networking", you wouldn't get it

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

CORRECT OPINION 5: All of culture lies downstream from 4chan, whose ideas disseminate through YouTube, TikTok, and Twitter. 4chan is the contemporary equivalent of the 18th century French salons, where ideas fermented before being dispersed into the minds of the common folk.

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

9 months

@naniXBT can you elaborate? i am curious about this phenomenon

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

finally updated my linkedin and added a profile picture (serious)

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

whole foods sold more microwaveable frozen quiches than expected in q2 therefore we should all buy bags of worthless governance tokens funny how that works

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

9 months

@0xMerp i'd rather go to auschwitz than live there

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

@0xNosedrop @hype_eth insider trading? more like inside-her trading, am i right?

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

@yeats31415 if you ignore the +2sd odds of neurotic anxiety being an ashky is pretty much the genetic high-roll, yes our food is terrible but (like our gentile cousins) the american jews can just culturally appropriate the good stuff from everybody else

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

7 months

🫡

Ansem 🧸💵

@blknoiz06

7 months

this is the room of a man ready to 100x his nw

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

happy thanksgiving remember that all land is stolen from someone and every single person alive today has countless reprehensible ancestors in their family tree so lighten up!

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

you'd think we could make it a little less obvious that we're trying to wean you gentiles off meat

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

@xtinacomputes i once shared your concerns, therefore i upgraded to a 2.5 ton vehicle

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

As I hit 30 years on Planet Earth, I’ve stumbled into something of an Indian Summer of youthful arrogance I’m sure everyone remembers the overconfidence of youth, tempered by experience and worn away by increasing confusion and doubt of one’s place in the world

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

at the risk of entering discourse, there is only one sensible policy decision all federally backed student loan debt immediately becomes 0% interest and all past *interest* payments are immediately refunded as tax credits to those who paid them at any point in the past ~20 years

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

i canceled on a date to be the emotional support coworker for my work mentee's layoff now i have no coworker and no coochie bear market innit

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

i will literally debase myself by cold approaching women in the street before i ever download a dating app again

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

i wish magic tournaments had leverage, like you could pay 10x the entry fee for 10x the prize pool but if you went 0-2 drop you'd get liquidated and banned for 6 months

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

CORRECT OPINION 17: One of the few habits that really matters is journaling. More important than meditation, exercise, eating right, cold showers, etc. If you don't record them, most of your days will simply fade into the past with you retaining no memory of them at all.

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

@Nathansteuer1 wow this deck looks worse than the men's room at a gp at the end of day 1

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

innovation comes in many forms

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

your friends from high school are getting married and starting families you're in four Telegram chats and two Discord servers talking about the Litecoin pump it's over

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

CORRECT OPINION 22: Regarding politics, do not waste much time thinking about it. Your effort and mental energy are better spent improving your own life. Healthier, richer, happier. These are things that you will not become, if you spend lots of time worrying about politics.

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

CORRECT OPINION 25: (Not that controversial) Nuclear energy is the only way forward for humanity Elon (and/or a handful of other tech billionaires) will try to get into the nuclear game eventually Energy consumption is at the root of human prosperity

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

CORRECT OPINION 7: The whole focus on trans stuff is a massive psyop. America should focus on trains not trans. ("Trains" being shorthand for infrastructure issues like building more housing, building nuclear power plants, and yes, actual literal trains).

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

@napgener @PonziScoob @0xSisyphus my brother in hashem how do you short $100m on exchange when the total OI of Bybit's GMXUSDT perps is less than $2m are you high on horse tranquilizers right now?

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

as a single white man, the highest ROI activity you can do is become fluent in the language of your preferred ethnicity of women

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

@xannysndtrannys yes finally something obvious that no one is saying because it's easy to hate on people who subscribe to an utterly abnormal life philosophy 400 years ago this guy would have been hunting for the philosopher's stone and accidentally discovered vitamin B12 or something

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

@insiliconot start a new narrative, trade-to-earn

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

i'm only going to say this once it's lunar new year (meaning a billion hong bao packets are being used to market buy) it's also shabbos (meaning no jewish market makers are at their computers to dump on you) put that between your ears and think about it

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@40cardfriedman

2 years

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

9 months

@naniXBT to be fair i also complain about menu prices pretty much every time i go out to a restaurant, since they are clear scams predicated on the exorbitant rent that restaurateurs pay the landlords of our humble island community, but most of my fellow diners take it in good humor

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

see kid, there's three types of intelligence there's book smart, that gets you into Columbia there's street smart, that keeps you from getting killed while you're there then there's internet smart, that keeps you from falling for obvious bait shitposts

Jack Raines

@Jack_Raines

2 years

Absolutely massive day for those who steal waffles from hotels. A thread of the highlights:

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

everyone needs to apologize to @enchiridion47 , by far the greatest prognosticator of the FTX disaster

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

there are two things i will never do again now that i'm a grown up (and you should aspire to never do again either) 1: wake up when i don't feel like it 2: wear clothes that i don't find comfortable

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

8 months

@tiddypills no they wouldn't. you just imagined that. half of the members of the american senate would not execute you. but all of hamas would, actually, shoot you dead if they got the chance.

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

11 months

it's high time you bought into the new narrative, anon

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

the open secret of all the "retvrn" "homesteading" "trad" nonsense is that everywhere sucks if you're poor, everywhere is awesome if you're rich, and there just aren't enough rural poor on twitter to dispel the romantic notions city dwellers have about rural living

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

CORRECT OPINION 16: You, yes, you reading this. You need to do a dopamine fast. How do I know this? Because you're on Twitter right now. Everyone with a smartphone and an internet connection owes it to themselves to engage in occasional dopamine fasts.

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

@smsunarto the virgin metaverse vs the chad mempool

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

I had a period of that, for sure. But I’m currently experiencing a revitalization of my self assuredness of the correctness of my opinions That being said For the next 30 days before I turn 30, I will be offering 30 correct opinions that you should share:

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

always meet your heroes oh and happy birthday @SizeChad !

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

9 months

now i understand why people line up to pay $4,000 a month rent to live in Manhattan eternal serfdom is unpleasant, but many prefer it to the emotional discomfort of owning their own property in quiet, boring rural america

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

not every day you get to reveal to a pig butchering victim that they were scammed

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

my timeline is based

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

the simultaneous downfalls of Sam Bankman-Fried and Andrew Tate have left socially maladjusted, terminally-online young men totally rudderless. check in on your failsons and deadbeat cousins, folks

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

CORRECT OPINION 26: If you’re fat you either unabashedly overeat junk food or you surreptitiously overeat junk food (think hiding snacks in your room, midnight trips to the fridge) No hormonal nonsense no healthy at any size You’re eating too much junk food

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

@JackNiewold the most bullish thing for arbitrum is that they have yarmulkes with their logo printed on them

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

CORRECT OPINION 18: AI is going to upend the economy. Andrew Yang was obviously right about the need for eventual UBI to balance out the wealth concentration that will result from the 4th Industrial Revolution but his personality was too weak and he strayed off message.

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

11 months

i found the $BALD deployer guys

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

If you’re highly active on Crypto Twitter, in between the cringe shitposts about NFT NYC and the HEXicans shilling their scam token, you might have seen a few 👏emojis popping up over the last few days. What’s going on here? And why is it good for your wallet? THREAD 🧵👇:

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

everyone saying "i support my jewish friends and the jewish people" ok so support me in the traditional jewish way $40cardfriedman on cashapp benjamin-friedman-4 on venmo

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

@whyillbedamned 3,000 years of jews been saying the same thing brother

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

CORRECT OPINION 30: Restaurants are a scam. You're overpaying for unhealthy food where both the preparation process and ingredients are completely hidden from you.

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

imagine hiring a deranged homeless person to follow you around all day and scream arbitrary news headlines followed by "and that really PISSES ME OFF" in your ear that's twitter

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

@Brentsketit @CantoPublic there is a 9 figure heist happening over at @NaniXBT 's bags the dumping council - which controls whose coins will be dumped straight to goblintown in mid dec. the dumping council took a break to allow a bull run from jan-march. approaching march and the council will reconvene

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

@CL207 @hentaiavenger66 plot twist - it's his non-dominant hand

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

@FreddieRaynolds @0xHamz @TaschaLabs @usdcbull1 help him out

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

he may be a tortoise but he got that dog in him

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

there are so many levels to this poster

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

@docborderline i prefer the villain from home alone 2 but i'll take it

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

@Brentsketit @screentimes put me in, coach

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

@AltsCarnivore @UltraXBT for attention from middle aged women

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

this is where you close your eyes and hit the green button this is peak fear

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

you have your $UMAMI dip today. Don't screw it up, anon

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

An animal I have known for more than ten years, who I consider trustworthy, is convinced the cryptocurrency economy will shortly experience a systemic risk. I don’t know anything concrete, but if I were exposed, I would be concerned.

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

CORRECT OPINION 14: In modern Western society, there are not enough consequences for being wrong. People used to be wrong and die because of it. "Oh we won’t worry about stocking food away, it’s gonna be a mild winter." >Dead

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

CORRECT OPINION 24: Living in NYC is expensive, stressful and shitty. You should avoid it unless you’re a single man and willing to sacrifice on other axes of life quality in order to pursue women in their highest density environment (in the US). All counterarguments are cope.

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

@Dynamo_Patrick they are talking about it, just not in english

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

11 months

here u go

merp

@0xMerp

11 months

@izebel_eth Can u translate this plz @40cardfriedman

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

mom they're playing my childhood music on the classic rock station again make it stop

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

2 years

@notsofast like most content creators he is not making content for people who want useful information he is making content for people who want their existing opinions confirmed by someone on camera

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uncle (formerly known as dj girth)

@40cardfriedman

1 year

happy flag day to all my high rollers out there

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