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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

when someone says 6 figures you know it’s like 120k

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

the liberal leaving my body as the paper straw gets mushy

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

kids don’t dream of being scientists or astronauts anymore. they dream of being influencers. do you guys know how bad this is???

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

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after trying mushrooms for the first time i • broke up with my toxic ex • learned to code • started working out every day • practiced meditation • got off my antidepressants and the depression that i struggled with for 8 years just disappeared

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

maybe he’s not mansplaining maybe he’s just a little anxious and excited to share his special interest with you.

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

3 years

i really got a 4.0 GPA in a computer science degree and a 4.0 GPA in a math degree in under 4 years while doing AI research at the best engineering school in the world but now that i’m trying to break into industry literally none of it matters and it feels like wasted time 😅

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

cannot believe that most math teachers elect to teach 15 YEAR OLDS the former

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

you are never allowed to betray someone who has picked you up from LAX

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

when guys say they want a submissive girl but they have no house, no car, no savings, and believe in 50/50 relationships. what do you want her to submit to? poverty?

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

it’s so hard to code as a woman. my tits are so big i can’t even see my keyboard over them. i’m so emotional that whenever i get a bug i just start crying uncontrollably until a big strong man comes to comfort me. :/

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

i do not give a single fuck about what happens to my data. like “oh no, i’m going to get more accurate and specific ads now.”???

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

i love that being healthy and sober is trendy for gen z

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

7 years

Liberty Cup. National Museum of American History. May of 2017. #APUSH #APUSHexam

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

3 years

my craziest butterfly effect: needing bitcoin to buy mushrooms on a sketchy website in 2018 —> being financially secure and learning blockchain development in 2022

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

sticking to “just showing up” has had extreme value in my life. don’t wanna work out? just show up. anxious about a job interview? just show up. scared to go out with new friends? just show up. opportunity that feels out of your league? just show up

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

7 years

when it's hour 3 and customers are removing bananas at a greater rate than you can restock them #apcalc #apcalculus #apcalcab #apcalcexam

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

6 years

accurate depiction of me trying to make time go by faster in the AP Psych exam #APPsych #appsychology #appsychexam

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

is it “for fucks sake” or “for fuck sake”? it’s for a work email so it needs to sound professional

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

a company asked why it was so hard to hire a good shitposter. i told them it was because good shitposting is an illusion: what people call good shitposting is actually good thinking, and of course good thinkers are rare.

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

its super common to open a math, computer science, or physics textbook and have mathematical symbols thrown at you that you never even learned how to read. here's a list of logical symbols that can help you improve your math comprehension!

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

stop arguing about straws and politics it’s not that deep i promise you

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

3 years

yes…i am looking for a job…but sliding into my dms with “we need a female coder bc it’ll look good to investors” just tells me you’ve never felt the touch of a woman

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

3 years

a dating show but it’s companies competing to hire a 16 y/o solidity dev

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

made it through day one of halloween

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

absolutely insane how an intense workout fixes all of my problems. feeling anxious? work out. not motivated? work out. insecure? work out.

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

when i wanna skip the gym but then i remember i live in LA where everyone is an 8 or above

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

who's hiring fast? i am back on the job market. interested in research, software development, product management, marketing, or data analysis. junior level. i am DYING to be back in grind mode in the next 2-3 weeks. im about to hard sell myself under this tweet:

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

3 years

guys i’m not saying that i can’t find job opportunities lol i’m saying that instead of actually building things the past 4 years i was just “hello world”-ing with extra steps and that’s a scam

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

there is nothing wrong with 120k lol i just think it’s funny when people say 6 figs when that is such a wide range of numbers lol

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

believe in yourself. it’s never too late to start over.

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

3 years

anyway: my advice to college students is to drop out and just start building shit

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

3 years

i’m in my teenage boy era rn. video games, lifting weights, drinking lots of caffeine, watching naruto.

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

3 years

help i’m an introvert who doesn’t like to drink or gamble and i’m going to vegas for 4 days. what do i do?

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

the best measure of intelligence is one’s ability to get what they want out of life

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

3 years

i need more programmer friends i’m tired of doing this alone LOL

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

people meme me about my brand being “hot girl does computer science” but it’s honestly so important for kids to view science and tech as cool and appealing and if i’m helping that in any way by being conventionally attractive then so be it

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

high achieving, anxious, smart women 🤝 laid back but still ambitious, goofy men

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

3 years

why do so many people struggle with anxiety? i feel like it comes pretty easy to me

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

i’m 22 and very open minded. every time i tweet an opinion it is because in that moment i felt like it was a strong opinion. i will change my mind in 5 minutes if presented with a convincing argument. i don’t care i have no shame.

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

if you go outside to run in a circle, there is a specific circumference of circle where you go from looking like a normal person on a run to looking like an absolutely insane person.

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

ngl i’m more bullish on psychedelic therapy than literally ANYTHING else. i will continue to advocate for psychedelics no matter what stigma it carries.

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

6 years

ayeee two-year old rapper Leon just dropped his new album “telegraphic speech” featuring singles “hot peas”, “throw cookie”, and “more milk.” check it out!! #appsych #appsychology #appsychexam

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

when i first met @jesser 2.5 years ago, he told me two of his LIFETIME goals were to hit 10 million subscribers on youtube and to play in the nba celebrity game. as of tonight he’s done both. wow.

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

okay so we all agree that this is bad and that social media isn’t going anywhere. how do we encourage more REALLY good science/educational content? it has to be phenomenal to compete with the brain dead content.

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

3 years

how do y’all just be starting companies

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

can someone explain why it’s sooo much easier to fall asleep on the couch on accident than it is to fall asleep in bed on purpose

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

3 years

it’s our code

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@xtinacomputes

2 years

little miss accidentally shared the wrong screen and the open tab was “am i autistic” quiz

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

3 years

10/10 times would rather stay in and play board games and watch anime instead of going out

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

making fun of lex’s reading list is true hater behavior

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

3 years

sooooo…LA tech/crypto party at my place in march?

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

my current body type is that you can definitely tell i’m in the gym 5 days a week but you can also tell that i don’t say no when someone offers me a cookie

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

i literally went from wanting to unalive myself every week for 3 years, using alcohol and antidepressants to cope, to tripping balls on mushrooms a couple years ago and being happy and working out every day since…but alcohol is the legal one

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

some people will refuse to fix manageable problems because the attention they get from having that problem is worth more to them then actually solving the issues.

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

3 years

i’m 22! 21 was an awesome transitional year for me. graduated early at the top of my class, received two degrees (and realized everything school DIDN’T teach me), completed A BUNCH of coding projects, and moved to california not knowing anyone. i’m gonna kick ass this year.

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

@pmarca @LTF_01 one of my college aged friends used it to write 3 essays in 15 minutes recently. got 100% on each one.

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

someone suggested i try throwing them over my shoulders while i’m typing. wonderful suggestion this is way more comfortable.

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

gradient descent is a popular optimization algorithm used in machine learning and deep learning at the moment, and its surprisingly easy to understand. its important to get a good grasp on the concepts driving modern tech so that you don't get left in the dust! free knowledge:

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

3 years

best part is that all of the new habits stuck with me over the past few years

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

SQL is pronounced squirrel

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

oh god my 6 figures tweet has drifted out of vc twitter and people are taking it out of context and saying i’m an asshole😂

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

7 years

👏🏼don't👏🏼tell👏🏼me👏🏼you👏🏼love👏🏼literature👏🏼if👏🏼you👏🏼don't👏🏼know👏🏼who👏🏼peregrine👏🏼pickle👏🏼is👏🏼 #APLitexam

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

3 years

having friends in tech and in entertainment is so interesting bc tech people are always down to help you and intro you to people in their network but it’s almost taboo to even ASK for connections to influencers and entertainers

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

3 years

update: drinking and gambling

christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

3 years

help i’m an introvert who doesn’t like to drink or gamble and i’m going to vegas for 4 days. what do i do?

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

do good things for kind and promising people with no strings attached and they will return the favor in the future

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

when the developer guy is invited to the exec meeting

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

one thing about me is i’m always down to cancel plans. 5 minutes before and you bail? sicko mode. i love my alone time.

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

3 years

me: *thinking i look like a hot, cool, and mysterious hacker love interest while i’m coding* also me:

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

also i don’t really think people should be dreaming of being astronauts i just used that because it used to be a common “aspirational job” for kids that aligned with science and engineering

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

i don’t think that not drinking alcohol is status signaling i think it’s just an actual flex

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

highly recommend @lexfridman recent podcast with @Grimezsz she has cool thoughts about optimism, the state of human evolution, and social capitalism. i love how she thinks.

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

3 years

in the gym rn actually

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

the introverted urge to find one person i feel comfortable with and do literally everything with them

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@xtinacomputes

2 years

ok can we all be honest? who is actually going to the dentist every 6 months? am i horribly irresponsible?

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@xtinacomputes

2 years

HELLO FRIENDS! im about to teach you how to read more math! today's lesson is set notation. these symbols are used a lot in mathematical writing because it helps us save space when describing sets, and you need to understand them when they appear. alright here we go:

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

3 years

my bf wanted 23 nfts for his 23rd birthday, but i wanted the art to be hand made with love instead of bought from fiverr. i have literally spent DAYS learning 3d modeling software and these are some variations in the works so far. what do you think??

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

my boyfriend casually hitting 6 million subs on youtube later today after hitting 5 million three weeks ago and 4 million a month before that. insane.

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

there are too many 20-somethings who still care about what their old high school classmates think of them

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

there are actually a lot of things you probably learned the wrong way in math. i got angry quite a lot while doing my math degree, because i had some brilliant professors point out things that i could think about more optimally. i can make a list maybe.

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

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corporate formalities are draining me. i need a chill lounge where founders and investors come hang and there can be natural playful demos and no tasteless formalities. smoke weed, play games, get creative, idc. anything to get people out of robot mode.

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

3 years

i like gaming as an adult because it’s the only place i can talk shit to kids and have it be socially acceptable

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

there is nothing more annoying than the negative stigma around SAFE drugs like marijuana and mushrooms. it’s so insanely cool that we can just override our normal conscious experience and think differently for a few hours. exploring your mind is a good thing.

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

6 years

trying to figure out how the diameter of the tree affects the rate of growth of plankton in line at the escalator #APCalculus #APCalc #apcalcbc

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

3 years

i feel so loved. 10 years ago i was literally so depressed about not having friends. i threw my own surprise party because i wanted one so bad and i knew no one would do it. i had my mom invite 30 “friends” on my behalf and only 3 came. my inner child is healed.🥲

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

my boyfriend is pretty famous and for the first time, someone recognized him as “the guy that’s dating xtinacomputes” and that is the only ego boost i need for the rest of my life

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

3 years

if i’m not a good programmer then what’s this

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

3 years

i have learned every 20 something year old mans gambling strategy: 1. start by making small bets and win a lil 2. feel overconfident and go all in and win 3. say “scared money don’t make money” and go all in again 4. lose everything 5. withdraw more cash and repeat

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

dude is 27 and just discovered live laugh love

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I figured out the universe

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

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this month i’m doing a challenge called september in which i have to go through every day in september

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@xtinacomputes

2 years

ngl my ideal job is honestly probably using my machine learning background to do psychedelic research

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@xtinacomputes

3 years

can someone really smart, wealthy, healthy, and happy pls hmu and help me make some career decisions. tryna get like u my boi.

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@xtinacomputes

2 years

interviewer: so where do you see yourself in 5 years? me: i’d say my biggest weakness is listening

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

2 years

if you struggle to work out consistently because you aren’t motivated by long term results, try working out for your mental health instead of your body. instant results every time, just gotta be a little self aware to recognize them.

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@xtinacomputes

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the introverted urge to “reply later” and then forget to respond for 2 years

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

3 years

I DID IT!😭 My bf wanted 23 HANDMADE NFTs for his 23rd birthday…so I made a quick sketch of him and his dog and spent DAYS grinding youtube tutorials and learning 3D modeling software to create the art for these. What do you guys think? (yes I know I am extra but I love him)

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christina trexler

@xtinacomputes

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who is coming to LA tech week?? drop a reply or dm me!🤪 1. i’m hosting a beautiful cocktail party + hibachi dinner (LA style in an influencer mansion) and i’m looking to invite some more people 2. some of the BEST influencers, founders, and investors will be there

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2 years

people with irrational levels of confidence are either extremely charismatic or extremely repulsive. what’s the difference in the two?

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3 years

this first dose was 4 years ago (:

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