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@LoreOfTh3Land It wasn't the fall that killed her it was the sudden stop at the end
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@kaiviti_cam She had to choose 'shoplifting' because drunk driving crashing the vehicle and evading police was already taken 🤣
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QUESTION: we have a pact that no armed or nuclear powered military ships/planes/submarines are to enter New Zealand waters/air space indicating we are basically pacifists with a minnow military, then why did you fund a war with $16 million of our tax dollars ? we either - 1/2
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@winstonpeters If they don't like the government then its obvious they don't like the funding it provides, CUT their funding for them
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Where do I sign up as a supporter for this ?🤣
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WOW !!!!! 😳 best show ever 🤣🤣🤣
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Wat_the_deuce 🍀🇮🇪☘️( NEW ACCOUNT )
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MARRIED WITH CHILDREN premiered on this date in 1987, introducing the world to Al Bundy. It ran for 10 years with a total of 259 episodes over 11 seasons. Were you a fan? 📺
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@LailaPalestini1 Palestine is free ... free to go somewhere else oh wait, no other country wants any citizens from there and why would that be ? Not even their closest neighbours want anything to do with them cant understand why that would be 🤔
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@AnneCla70780917 Kind'a says it all right there
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@WayneGb88 Maybe its time to enact Vlad the Impaler law
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@NewstalkZB If you cup your hand to your ear and listen you can hear our fuhrer horseface cindy the narcissistic dictator having a tantrum 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
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@rotovegas_taane Watch !! this will be played on TV stations across the US pointing out a TV station and Kiwis played games of shooting President Trump Anything to fuel the fires of hate against President Trump Good one New Zealand media you cünts😡
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@IAmExempt Thats the extras that were found in the Waipoua forest theres not only the stone walls that are registered theres way way more stuff in there as well 400 stone sites ... have a read of this
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@unreMARKLEble She's pissed off because she wasn't introduced by the ginger and is attempting to be like a child with what about me me me me 🤣
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@aniobrien Good they can fund it themselves and if they use anything that our taxes have paid for then they can pay for it ... need a hospital pay for it, drive on the road pay for it ... this is going to be fun 🤣🤣🤣
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Why is it that the board of the "WAR MEMORIAL MUSEUM" can light up the museum for wokey crap but cant for what the museum was built for ? Why hasn't our new Defence Minister Judith Collins spoken out about such disrespect to our service members ? ... so pissed off about this😡
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@Excalibur890 Meanwhile kiwis that have fallen on hard times live in vehicles with children unable to find or afford the high rents while continuing to work pay taxes so refugees get to live like this, these refugees aren't poor just have to look at the furnishings ... KIWIS should be first
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@aniobrien And today she supports the terrorist organisation of Hamas the government of Palestine by wearing keffiyeh yet her parents fled Iran to escape the terrorism of the mullah's her true colours are now exposed she is a fraud ... now she is nothing but a common THIEF !!! remember that
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@1NewsNZ Chris Cahill is a 1st class W⚓️writing a snivelling letter to the PM claiming a change to the law blah blah same old shit from him blaming everyone else for the event in Chch when it was the actions of the police that allowed it to happen NOT actions of the legal firearms owners
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@ZRWJ_ @sentdefender Israel has 90 nukes I think thats enough to give shock and awe 🤣
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I called it !!!! I said scum media did their best to make Hone Kay-Selwyn look like a white CIS male ... Im pretty sure he ain't a 'white' CIS male looking at the second photo of him ... even in the description published there is no mention of his ethnicity either kind'a weird
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Serious pondering I learnt this week a friend is planning his suicide he has been given 5/6mths life left rapid cancer, he has been approved for self termination its beginning to way heavily on my mind, yes I approve & no I don't having lost a nephew to suicide ... your thoughts?
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@shouldveknown11 Public pressure 👍
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@crypto_tuxido @DaveAtherton20 @Keir_Starmer Would have stopped the refugees as well
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@NewZealandMFA When is the International Court of Justice going to issue an advisory opinion that what Hamas did on 7 October was unlawful ? ... its okay I'II wait
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@RusselNorman So you will walk to the protests because no more oil means no more gas for your car ... you're a fraud and a hypocrite to say you don't want any more drilling for oil but happy to drive your car 🙄
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@TheRedbaiter Im so over the greens
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1/2 This rainbow crossing crap Think about this There is NO resource consent to paint such on the roads This is NOT a legal crossing Such would need to be passed by ALL councillors to be painted Its against the law to deface a crossing/road markings
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@nzpoliticsgroup Ive been saying for yrs 'ALL' politicians should be randomly drug tested if people have to undertake such in the private sector for running a company or operating a machine then those running the country should have to as well
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@Dame__Jane Interesting fact Jane not a single board member has ever served in the military they are appointed guardians of the War Memorial Museum and as such ANZAC day should be a priority and in fact should be written into the constitution that ANZAC day takes priority over everything
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FAAAAAAAARK !!!!!!!! 😳
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Water rushing out of Suao Harbor on Taiwan’s east coast. There’s a tsunami warning in effect
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@chrisluxonmp It would help if the gov allowed nurses, GP's, specialists and surgeons from overseas without them having to go through the te reo training There needs to be a carrot for such people to come to NZ instead of wasting millions advertising and getting 5 nurses 🙄
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@Dame__Jane Jane that's an MBE "Member of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire medal" CHRIST dont let him get rid of them you take them and tuck them away some place safe
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Look at this absolute waste of rate payers fucking money in Tauranga I shit you not a covered shelter for cyclists one in the Mount as well Id hate to think how many thousands this cost rate payers ... this council run by a commissioner just does my fucking head in at times 😡
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@CaptCoronado Heard it all before in fact have heard it non-stop for the last 3 weeks
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@dannews So you're okay with alphabet soups molesting our kids are you ?
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The Olympic flag was flown upside down during the opening ceremony ... Christ !!! it just keeps on coming doesn't it the entire Olympics is a complete disaster from the very beginning so far 🙄
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2/2 support war which you have indicated you do then permit nuclear ships/planes/submarines into our waters/airspace or demand the $16 million million of our tax dollars to go toward peace talks you cant do both be for war but not allow weapons of war into NZ so which is it ?
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@BrianTamakiNZ Time to allow the pen to be mightier then the sword and sign the lawsuit against the NZ Herald for defamation against you and Destiny Church
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@LairdOfTheManor Doing what grandmothers do 👍
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@CranmerWrites No one resigns from a golden goo$e
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@bobbymunk_efc I could sit and watch that for hours all while having a beer and eaten bacon butties 🤣🤣🤣
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@Wildnfree1984 @ChantelleBakerr @nzpolice Theres the numberplate of the vehicle thats all the police need
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Often in summer I go to the boat ramp Sulphur Point TGA to watch, unable to back a boat trailer, husbands-wife argue she storms off, bungs not put in boat fills with water no handbrake on, then theres those returning hit'n the ramp, not chain'd slides off trailer best day ever 🤣
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I'm fucking dying!!!!🫣
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@jamers2012 @JamesOKeefeIII Maybe they had to locate him first before they could delete him ... heard shots scanned located then eliminated thats how it normally works
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@Wildnfree1984 @ChantelleBakerr @nzpolice In a society where crime isn't punished they'd get 12months in prison but the way this country is soft on crime Chantelle is likely to be prosecuted because that feral hurt her foot on her windscreen
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@CranmerWrites So basically electrical interference and fraud for grants associated with maori ... Im in shock I tell's ya 🙄
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@Joe_Trinder DAM colonists with their hotels and hot polls such oppression 🙄
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Why is it that Lotto/powerball New Zealand is sponsoring "New Zealand's Best Homes" hosted by Phil Spencer on 1-TVNZ When they say all monies go straight back to the communities and 1-TVNZ is a government foundered TV station ETF ? ...🤔
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@Joe_Trinder She got schooled more like no one actually took any notice of her and thats a fact 🤣
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@1NewsNZ Have all those involved in this "Hate Crime" been prosecuted like the rainbow crossing "Hate Crime" yet ?
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Every fucking day 😂😂😂
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@LuxonNotMyGovt The "majority" you say yet this is exactly what Luxon, Peters and Seymour campaigned on and they won by a landslide to be the next government Its the "majority" of the country thats laughing at you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@SeanPlunket @golrizghahraman She's a FRAUD Sean she supports a terrorist organisation while she claims to have fled the mullahs terrorism in Iran
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@NewstalkZB Announcing "the intention of releasing the report as soon as practicably possible” it wont ever see the light of day Why haven't police been involved up until now if it's such a serious matter of migrant exploitation ?
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@shouldveknown11 Its time the board of the WAR MEMORIAL MUSUEM be removed they have done nothing to preserve the memory of those that gave their all to have such named after them This is New Zealand's memorial in remembrance of those that served, constructed in 1929 1/2
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To all the wonderful double X's out there 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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@Infideliter2022 Tell them to read their employment contract it will be all in there doesn't mater if its a collective or an individual contract, their employer cant make changes without their consent, there is ZERO evidence that if you get the flu shot you wont get the flu either
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@Coltheman1 I GUARANTEE not "ALL" of that $78 mill was spent on advertising overseas theres an awful lot of Range Rovers on the roads these day ... just say'n Why isn't it being audited if that amount of money is spent with zero results Id expect an audit to ensure money was used correctly
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@DavinaLiam Since when is Palestine mentioned in the treaty ? ... the treaty is being honoured you're alive aren't you
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@Infideliter2022 So we the tax payer already fund the station and now they want the tax payer to pay even more ... boy talk about "living in la la land" 🤪
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Too soon ? 😂😂😂
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@aniobrien Im get'n a feeling they had to rig the election or they wouldn't have been elected the numbers were that close so they basically rigged the votes so they would be in parliament ... thats some serious election fraud right there election commission needs to pull finger on this one
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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𝐄𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄
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“You are not a woman. You don’t look like a woman. You don’t act like a woman. You’re fucked in the head, what’s wrong with you?”
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Mothers Day special in homage to mum and all the mums out there ... whipped a couple batches of these up this arvo 🤤
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They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old; Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them🥹
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@mangonui08 No matter how brilliant of an orator you are minister you are in fact banging your head against the wall when speaking to the Greens and Labour members as they believe energy is powered by sunshine and lollipops and basically unicorn farts not kisses 🤣
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Today is the 80th anniversary of the Allied Forces' landmark D-Day invasion of Nazi-occupied France 'millions gave their all so many didn't need to'
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@NzFubar So woman in labour are expected to walk up a couple flights of stairs to enter the building with a sign that only 0.5% of the population can read ... ya got'a wonder who the hell designs these buildings dont ya 🙄
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@KiwiStreamNZ "Te Pati Maori" from now on will officially be known as "silly putty maori"🤣
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@RNZTeAoMaori When are ngapuhi going to hold up signs no more killing our mokopuna ?
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BEAKING NEWS: 🚨🚨🚨 JAPAN HAS JUST HAD A 7.1 EARTHQUAKE 20 km NE of Nichinan AT A DEPTH OF 25KM
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@Dame__Jane Prediction if the world is still here ... Act/NZ1st will form the next government National, LIEbour, Greens will be the opposition ... TPM will be gone half of them in prison 😉🤣
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@thereadymix They had Beehive matches ... what you talking about Willis 🤪
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@1NewsNZ ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT !!!!!! Im going to set up a Treaty Tribunal and interpret the Treaty 100% different to how the iwi Treaty Tribunal interpret it, only seems fair in todays world there needs to be a balanced system instead of a continuous one-sided gravy train👍
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Im back on deck !!! (well maybe about 90%) Some cünt at 90 Mile Beach comp was cough'n sneeze'n all over the place gave me fucking 'covid' I pooh pooh'd it for years but its 'real' Even a ride in an ambo to hospital I was that bad, missed my roar hunt & another fish'n comp😡
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@Pete20221 I think she's forgotten she'll have to either drive or fly to Taupo to actually protest the Super Cars then turn around and drive or fly all the way back to Auckland ... as sharp as a spoon that one 🤣🤣🤣
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@foundersam 'It involved multiple posts about me and my friends' ... 'wait ... what' you have friends ?
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@Infideliter2022 CHRIST !!!!! that'd be a hell of a hornets nest if its factual and evidence is pre arrival of maori This could be the fuse that just rips everything apart OMG imagine it 😳 But in saying that if its true then its our history and we need to embrace it and learn all about it
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EXTRA COOL VIDEO OF THE DAY .. 😊🥹
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The King's Guard guides his horse closer to a special tourist
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@7saratasawo That sign means keep talking, flapping ya lips, blah blah blah ... someones a bit precious aren't they 🙄
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🚨 ... LOTTO ... 🚨 All the best for you that purchased a lotto ticket for tonights draw All those I follow I will give $10k (Im deleting all you fuckers right now)🤣 All those that protest for Palestine I will charter 100 jets so you can all march in downtown Gaza🤣
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@Infideliter2022 Fuck the roofers are going to love them 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@the_salty_one_ Seriously ? marae's don't even pay rates on the land that they sit on yet rate payers are expected to fund upgrades WTF !!!
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QUESTION: With whats happening around the world at the moment the unrest across the UK South America riots after an election, President Trumps assignation attempt and the world on the precipice of WWIII with tensions in the Middle East Are these guys about to arrive ?😳
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Look at this shit these Olympics are going to be an absolute disaster just wait for the terror attacks to begin
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BREAKING: Happening Now in Paris: “Free Palestine!” 🇵🇸 Fans are showing their support for Palestine at Parc des Princes during the Israeli national anthem at the Israel vs. Mali match. #Olympics #Paris2024
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@JamieWall2 When taking a kick at the sticks the laws are clear Law 8.21 Penalty Kick: The kick must be taken within 60 seconds to complete said kick McKenzie exceeded that time limit nothing to do with 'respect the kicker' he cocked up
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@NZMAGAMike They just dont want whitey in the Urewera's doesn't matter even if some of the huts are actually historical being decades old, this is the IQ that has to be worked with 🙄
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@maxdnharris Now take a photo higher up instead of at ground level to get a TRUE view of the numbers there ... you sound like Biden when he mentions the huge crowds that turn out for him 🤣🤣🤣
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@JulietMosesNZ So let me get this right the greens will talk to a rabble supporting a globally recognised terrorist organisation Hamas but they wont utter a single word to fellow Kiwis protesting mandates by the dictator our fuhrer horseface cindy I dont want my taxes pay'n for these arseholes
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@1NewsNZ Geeeeeeeeez just once I wish you could get the FACTS right you're really starting to embarrass yourselves on a national level ... NAZIS = far right, really ?
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@TrudiNewZealand Im more amazed he knows how to use a knife & fork 🤣
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@the_salty_one_ And again MSM glorify these pond scum about losing a mate they are 'thugs' 'drug dealers/manufacturers, rapists, thieves, MURDERERS and oxygen thieves
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B*O*O*M BITCH !!!!!!!!! she is 100% right all the troubles are caused by the lying scum pond media
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"You're the cause of everything wrong in America!"
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@1NewsNZ Will police prosecute that person for not wearing a seatbelt ?
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@maz_righthand Now the panic is setting in he knows hes fucked now its always the last card played ... "youre racist" happens every fucking time People are going to be in total shock at what he and his sidekick wee Willie along with their henchmen have been getting away with
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@TRobinsonNewEra Its British law. A lawyer cannot refuse to take a client unless he/she is engaged in some other case. By refusing to accept a client’s brief, you are violating a person’s right to be defended. So find a barrister and demand to be defended
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@kaiviti_cam Once that snout gets into that money trough it never wants to leave
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@shouldveknown11 She'll have the last laugh at all their funerals 🤣🤣🤣
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@BrianTamakiNZ Just a heads up if said crossing that was rightly painted over would it not require a new resource consent be repainted ? I bet such was never applied for by council hence breaking the law that they themselves invented 🤔
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