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11 months

@simajwili When the vehicle mileage is so high , the fifth gear doesn't work anymore 😂

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@Bongie_Haemz There is no prescribed timeline. A woman is encouraged to have sex for as long as she can in her pregnancy because it also helps with her birth and apparently releases a hormone to make natural birth easier

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@Zoe_SZi @iamtmaloka The truth is only white people see the world stage as an opportunity to lay their grievances for what they think is the country taken from them after the apartheid Era sadly.

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@Misah_Mdiza Are you unhappy to find out your Lamborghini is a VW 😂

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@simajwili I am glad I could be of help

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@BiancavanWyk16 I bet this joke didn't land so well in some quarters 😂 😂

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@MDNnewss Well ANC losing the next elections wouldn't be the end of the world either

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@MandlaJivindava It still does have traces of cocaine but not enough to detect in a human body. When tested on a monkey the dopamine receptors are activated and shows the same elements of serotonin

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9 months

@Kharrotie If you are highly talented you can get a PHD in febering and start working for one of the highest paying companies called , Tender Corruption

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10 months

@Maddy_sebs And you think they became friends with you in the first place because of your great personality 😂

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9 months

@Matome8 @Julius_S_Malema I have never voted before and I don't support any party in particular. When you try to ask questions to get clarity on certain matters regarding the EFF , some of their members resort to insults and character assassination. How are we supposed to understand a party like that

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@justbongza Open the basta and lock it please, I want to talk to you about something 😂

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@KusaselihleNgu2 Yes , Nigerians are free to take all SA women. We are going to Cape Verde. Also known as Cape Venda to some 😂

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9 months

@Nyathi_nsindane Please ask your supplier for a refund, he clearly gave you a bad batch unless you're being sarcastic 😂

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@NalaThokozane The irony is that they admitted to being Europeans at the time and now they are just as south african as you are according to them 😂

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8 months

@Rmeena462 @CreepyOrg He thinks he is a bit overweight

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9 months

@Zah_Zungu @Sakhumuzi__ When I joined Twitter [ X] I used to think I had a below average if not just average IQ based on my university results and the people I hung out with. I wish to apologize to myself, I am actually very smart based on the standards here.

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@BraStoveDieMahn He is more angry about him r*ping a black girl than he is that it's a minor

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@MDNnewss Hennessey and enemies is one hell of a mixture

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@Miz_Ruraltarain Uyakhuruma [ WTF] 😂 😂 Malawi in the building

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@Camberry_cam Surely they could have used a different method distributing the much needed sanitary pads for our young ladies.

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@SkhumbuzoInno14 @azania1023 She wasn't lying when she said , she is willing to go the extra mile on her CV . Spar should promote her to marketing 😂

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10 months

@TheRealGameGod Doos

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10 months

@Cash_Graphics Love the hangers

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8 months

@SothoDudu There are four countries globally that are central and targets of undesirable immigrants and it always affects them politically when they try to do something about it. USA, England, Australia and South Africa. Others can change their laws to protect them and it never affects them

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@MelikhayaL3006 Since we all know there is no woman that would do that unless of course he promised to write her in his will , we can assume this is from a fantasy novel

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@Ndaba_Luh When you said vat I thought VAT and SARS was on my case again 😂

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@bozzie_t @Tinustali In all fairness those are not South African nationalities

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10 months

@Bheki_Nyathi I am taking a screenshot of this prediction and will repost on your timeline when the group games are done - most likely you are wrong

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11 months

@giftlovej Yes please

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@mayizukiswe_m Can someone buy her a one way ticket to Lagos please, we are preparing for our trip to Cape Verde 😂

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8 months

@Steez0147 Over the top and undignified send offs with all the sfebes taking selfies as if they are at their blessers party

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10 months

@thatom_thatom And they get upset when Africans do parodies about their food hygiene

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@iDiskiTimes Rulani , we live in four room homes with a golf one budget. You drive a Ferrari and live in multi bedroom estate yet you want us to applaud you for taking all our girlfriends 😂

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@Zakhele I have never been to the Cape Verde but met a lot of their women in The UAE and Qatar. Let's start traveling South Africans 😂

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@thatom_thatom Ukufeba and marriage come with different spirits

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@Sphe____ Amaphara

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@VehicleTrackerz That's what happens when people are hungry and have nothing to lose

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@RayMaboya @antheaholland @SimonPGrindrod One of the oldest democracies in the world - USA hasn't even begun to deal with racism and if anything no one [ European Americans] seem to understand or care what damage a legacy of slavery caused. I get the feeling the DA supporters haven't either regarding apartheid

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@Jayecane Given the world economy, 60 sounds ideal

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@MichaelBucwa Penny Lebyane

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@destinyzee At this point an actual plumber can get the job done to stop the leaks for at least the rest of 2024 😂

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@OttoMatticBaby 100

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@StevenHasty1 @elonmusk You are right. It was a picnic that some people choose to bring weapons to and some shat on the desk . Great day ....right ?

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@Maddy_sebs Straight men and women could never be friends. We would be the only mammal species doing that either than for the purpose of procreation through copulation. Have a lovely Sunday

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@MDNnewss That's how Khanyi felt when she met Mandla right? 😂

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@Soccer_Laduma Don't let MaMkhize and Andile see this 😂

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@Mothematiks I told you white people know something about heaven you and I don't 😂

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@Mr30C If she has tattoos and uses a mirror for a selfie. She is a self made pornstar and likes anal

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@Ndaba_Luh Was the toilet paper not perhaps stuck up her crack from earlier. It will be a frog 🐸 next time though 😂

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@DineoManamela1 Quite, humble, resilient,calm, hard working- as tough as they come MVALA

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@Thulane_peter @Gabriel17979431 Imagine being the guy who proposed and see this post. Dodged a bullet comes to mind

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@Nkosi_Shebi What, are you worried. Is it airborne? 😂 😂

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@Paledian ANC is a rural party that loves the uninformed and those who live off the most basic needs.

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@FrankKhalidUK His butterflies turn into cramps 😂

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@FinestZungu_ Akulalwa 🍑🍆😁

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@Mbonjeni1 Inkomo engaka 😂

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@miriamidemetor @simajwili I am going to guess the left toe. Please tell me I am good 😂

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@AdvoBarryRoux They are for diesel mechanics 😂

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@PrinceKaybee_SA I can name 100 things but I will name three Age cheating - so real talent at grassroots is never discovered SAFA - corruption [ can't unearth talent] Lifestyle- players only dream of playing for Sundowns [ check where most of Mali players play]

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@Yanga_Co Unfortunately some of us have never known our mothers but are expected to compete with people who have known the privilege of family all their lives.

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@FinestZungu_ O Somizi abancane 😂

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@Slangforever This will end in tears but that has a good foundation and stands a chance of longevity.

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@Kim_Laura1 A very touchy subject to some

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@pmcafrica It reminds me of Port St John's in the Eastern Cape

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@bozzie_t If Kanye was from Mzansi, he would be standing at a traffic light and rapping. Everyone would pass him a R2 once in a while and we would all talk about that talented homeless guy on William Nicol. True story 😂 😂 😂

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@Mosky_Mothapo Police will normally give an indication of what the person is wanted for . This is to protect the public and make other law enforcement aware of what they are dealing with and how to approach the suspect

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@mat_boschh @ChrisExcel102 Yes because hookers globally dress in a hijab 🧕 😂

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@wiseconnector Suicidal

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@Nhleiks5 Ladies and gentlemen there is your " top cop" 😂 😂

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@NoseTheCapital We all miss those days.

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@Slangforever I am married , what is this. I grew up on choice throughout high school and Varsity. When good sex only cost a good packet of Niknaks, snowballs and 2L coke. On special occasions you could throw in Kit Kat or an affordable Cadbury chocolate 😂

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@Bonginkosi8715 Meaning nonke. The squad. Baby daddy Sugar daddy Mashonisa The taxi driver Her sons football coach The butcher guy[ usiza ngenyama like now ngo Januworry] Pastor You all have use and great purpose financially and sometimes favors 😂

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@NoMmabatho Black people were only ever meant to have sex in two places, bed and bush . End of story

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@NoseTheCapital Garlic Bread and Green Salad

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@HazeAfrika A Nigerian doormat

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@lihl3badass Your Naija lovers will be here to keep you company or do you prefer your Zimbo Gardner

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@MbalulaFikile So who was looted to make this settlement. Phela Nina you are a well oiled Ponzi scheme

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@AntonyNgele Why would I pay bond for an RDP house. This is government issued and not even great quality.

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@Mamphephethe_10 @simajwili And you are super smart

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@Tilly_tetelo Math literacy kicked in 😂

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@gnont Who needs an expert in anything since the X gang has all the answers. Please help us with eskom 😂

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@DlaminiDukani Who do you suppose the alternative should be , the EFF? Have you ever tried to have a mature conversation with them on this platform. Sadly I don't blame them especially with the opposition fluffing their lines at every turn. I say this as a first time voter too

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@XoliswaZondo Under CSA law a team representing the country or an official district, region or city has to comply with the transformation target having a number of players of color. That team will only be recognized if /when those targets are met

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@KingDon_za @Mbanguba_ You clearly hang out with loosers. The Apple concept is not for photography or layman like yourself, it's more for organizational and ideation process. "You are as good as the company you keep" Read up on it please

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@LeratoN_ What in the bone thigs and harmony is going on here

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@Mothematiks I was home and even my power tripped at some point, it was that hectic

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@YELL0MAN Morocco doesn't rate anyone or anything south of the continent. 85% of their own players were not even born in Morocco and the only reason they don't play for any of those respective European countries they were born in is because they weren't good enough themselves

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@MirandaevaM Woolies: made from real dog fur 😂

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@Gretchen_Ndou Well look at the EPL,LaLiga and Bundesliga officials, they're under pressure to have certain teams win. Thereis no so called country with history or oil country at AFCON-just look at stats in the different leagues and you will see which teams are awarded the worst VAR decisions

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@CyrilRamaphosa Did she get to tell you how lucky she is not to have you as a president where she is . No loadshedding for a start. And empty filthy lies on non existent promises

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@HazeAfrika Stop lying, last night when you were getting smashed

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