Ma Ndaba @Ndaba_Luh Twitter profile

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Ma Ndaba

7 days

Hey Besties I’m excited to announce my nomination for Twitter Account Of The Year! Your vote would mean a world to me❤️😊 Cast your vote here

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2 months

Sad reality: Men are not properly loved till they make money..

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1 year

Get this baby and apply after shower/bath on a damp skin…you will thank me later❤️

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1 year

Clubbing is for the Youngins…Us grown women want to travel,eat and get bent over a balcony.😊

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2 years

“Congratulations you’ve got the job” I’ve been waiting for that call since April and finally got it yesterday,today I signed 😭😭😭i wish my parents were still alive

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3 months

Most men are in happy relationships with women they originally thought they’d “hit & run” but things got sticky.😂

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3 months

She’ll submit naturally, If you lead properly.

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3 months

Imagine you’re dating a Lady who; Always text first Replies in seconds Care for you like a Mother Can handle your anger issues Ignore other boys for you..

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11 months

Electricity for Rugby and candles to study for exams we are a special nation.

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6 months

Shout out to all the cashier’s that says “it’s on special when you buy two,shesha go get another one ngizokulinda” 🙌🏻🫶🏼❤️

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3 months

Every chance he gets 🫣😂

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8 months

Y’all maturing earlier than men in every department except financially. Why?😭

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3 months

Spending money on a guy you’re dating and taking him out for lunch sometimes is very important..unless you’re looking at it from a broke woman’s point of view.

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5 months

Believe it or not,people do bounce back..from failed relationships,financial setbacks…toxic bonds,unemployment…from anything

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3 months

Normalise praying for your man and reminding him that he is loved,wanted and supported ❤️

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2 months

Unfortunately there’s no safer way of loving a person, you just have to give it your all and hope for the best.

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1 month

So men actually prefer women without makeup 🤷🏻‍♀️

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3 months

Normalise 13H00 outings Tipsy by 16H00 At home by 19H30

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2 months

Just like that😂😂😂😭😭

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8 months

Dating someone with good music taste is so important.imagine waking up to shebeshxt at 6am😭😭

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8 months

As long as a Man can leave a pregnant woman. I don’t see a problem with woman leaving a Man after he loses his Job.🤷🏻‍♀️

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2 years

So men don’t even ask you to be their girlfriend,they just start calling you “Babe”🙈🤦🏻‍♀️

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18 days

Mirror view 🥰🥰

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3 months

When Durban July was Durban July 🫣

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8 months

Men are also allowed to prefer financially stable women over broke women. Two incomes are better than one.Ngithukeni ke😏

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2 months

We might be the first generation of parents who don’t go to church completely!

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2 years

Unless it’s urgent Ungajoli ne Cherry engena income🤘🏻

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3 months

Men, what's that one red flag you can never ignore in a woman?

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8 months

No amount of budgeting or not eating at restaurants is going to make up for the fact that we do not make enough money anymore.😒

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1 month

As a young man in his 20’s building himself,the biggest mistake you can make is getting a girl pregnant…

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2 years

500g Rama 1cup icing sugar 4eggs 6cups Flour 3tspn baking powder 1tspn Bicarbonate of soda 2tspn Vanilla essence

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7 months

It is always men that Cheat…Until it’s time for the DNA test🙄🤔

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1 month

To those who say everything has advantages and disadvantages, what are the advantages of being broke?🥺

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2 months

A guy will always stay in touch with a woman he should’ve kept.

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1 month

If Floyd can leave EFF,which he co-founded,what’s stopping you from leaving Kaizer Chiefs?🤷🏻‍♀️

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3 months

Every Man’s weakness

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2 months

Keep on forgiving him while you look for someone else… Are we clear ladies?🤘🏻

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6 months

Men do everything for themselves but you will never hear any man calling himself an independent man.🙄😁

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2 years

Sex addicts:It’s either they have eye’s problems or sinuses

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9 months

Another thing I’ve noticed, Amadoda awamfuni umuntu onengqondo too much.😂😂

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25 days

Having a Man onesithunzi futhi ongaphapheleki is everything..🤞🏼💯

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9 months

What are we doing this year for extra cash/side hustle?

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2 years

If you get Married don’t leave your Child at home, hamba nayo! Rather stay Unmarried if ingane yakho ingamukelekile la uyakhona👏🏻👏🏻

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3 months

From Woman to Woman I hope you win the battles you don’t tell anyone about 🫂🫶🏼

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2 months

Mina kwami I won’t be creating ama Guest bedroom as I don’t want to give you the wrong idea. Ngo 7 hambani‼️

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5 months

I’m convinced relationships only last when the man likes the girl slightly more than the girl likes him..

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2 months

Someone said “you keep on forgiving someone until you unlove them” I felt that

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2 years

Is it Normal to date a guy for more than 2 months and he don’t talk or ask about sex?

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3 months

When you take off her panties

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5 months

What are you doing for extra cash/side hustle?

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2 years

Spending money on a guy you’re dating and taking him out for lunch sometimes is very important,unless you’re looking at it from a broke woman’s point of view.

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Men are going through a lot..Please if a man asks you to come over just go.🥴

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3 years

Before After

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“Indoda must” it’s a clear sign of “uDaddy didn’t”

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5 months

It’s funny how Married men thinks their wives sleeps with them only.

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2 years

I don’t care how many DM’s i get,but I’ll never screenshot what’s happening on my DM and post it on TL😏

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5 months

What I noticed on Mother’s day is that your mother’s doesn’t have the flat tummy that you want from us🤔😩

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7 months

Cutting off friends because they support ANC is a Valid reason 😏

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4 months

Indoda must cum inside Kuyabanda langaphandle.😌

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1 year

Some men will shame a woman for being a baby mama and glorify their mother for raising them without a father.

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2 months

Once you pay Lobola, You are married in community of property. Regardless of whether that money was paid in full,in half or in part…..

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6 months

Stay away from the man who been wanting you for years…

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9 months

One thing i want to leave in 2023 is updating on my WhatsApp status 🫤

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10 months

HOW TO LOSE A MAN: Care about him Show loyalty Show emotions Be a home body

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3 months

One business that has lot of profit but people don’t know?

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1 month

Nelspruit taxi drivers closing Women’s Month in style 👌😂🥰

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6 months

Umuzi nomuzi unale legend engayi esontweni kodwa inenhliziyo enhle ukubandlula bonke.

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9 months

The Moan you both make when it slides in for the first time 🤤🤤😩

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Two-pot system

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3 months

Amaphoyisa funa ahole nge commission 1 sgebengu R100 😩

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5 months

Abafazi kodwa😂😂😂😂 ngathi ngu driver wase Cebolethu😩

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7 months

I wish Men didn’t have to feel useless for being unemployed 🥺

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2 years

Mina kwami I won’t be creating ama Guest bedroom as I don’t want to give you the wrong idea. Ngo 7 hambani‼️

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6 months

It’s no longer an honour to meet a man’s mom anymore,they lie along with their sons

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4 months

Idla……uthule🤫 Dliwa……uthule🤫 Dlanani ….nithule🤫 Just shut up!

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1 year

My plan is to be uMfazi onemali not uMfazi wendoda enemali.

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3 months

Guys kuyenzeka i Flight✈️ iye e JAPAN 🇯🇵 kanti kune PASSANGER👶🏻?

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2 months

Nowadays even Men are looking for rich girls….you’ll die single with your cooking skills my sister.Go and make money.

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1 month

Getting cheated on hits different when you know how wild and nasty your partner is in bed.

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7 months

Less friends One partner Indoors life Less drama🫶🏼

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2 months

How come we never see father in law and Husband fighting,why is it always wife and mother in law

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2 months

People born in 1980-1989 hands down best generation ever 💯💪🏻👏🏻

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7 months

People born in 1980-1989 hands down best generation ever 💯💪🏻👏🏻

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9 months

Life was good until Etv signed a code of Conduct with BCCSA😭😭

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2 months

You’re on a weekend away with friends and one of the friend get a call from back home that someone passed away,y’all cancel the trip and go back or you will let the friend go alone???

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7 months

Life without connections makes you look like you are not serious..

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2 months

If i book us an Airbnb with a balcony,i need you to understand the assignment.

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5 months

As Men when your friends show up with children as their girlfriends nithini?

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7 months

A Coke from a bottle, a Can & McDonalds are 3 different drinks.

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5 months

I’ve seen the most undermined people making it in life.. Umuntu okaNkulunkulu🤍

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5 months

If you get Married don’t leave your Child at home, hamba nayo! Rather stay Unmarried if ingane yakho ingamukelekile la uyakhona👏🏻👏🏻

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8 months

IsiZulu sithi: Ayikhangezi ifumbethe. Dedela okudala ukuze wamukele okusha🤲🏻

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3 years

Mina i fetch back my follow,if you want to be a celebrity ngami😏

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8 months

IsiZulu sithi: “Ziningi izinsuku zokubekezela, kodwa lunye usuku lokwanela”🥹❤️

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1 year

Idla……uthule🤫 Dliwa……uthule🤫 Dlanani ….nithule🤫 Just shut up!

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6 months

Sengathi ingalunga lento oyizamayo Ntanga, bajabule abazali ekhaya…

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8 months

If you get a chance of having a man that is doing everything right without being told…mhloniphe, umnakekele, ukhiphe nebele umnike amunce and brag about him❤️

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5 months

“Hi bhuti, i hope uright. Lalela ngine Hennesy ne dash. Ngicela uthenge i Dinner and i will come over. I have a feeling yokuthi wena ungumuntu wam” See how easy it is?🫣

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1 year

Am i the only one who never watched Shaka Ilembe? 🙈

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1 month

So indoda mele ihlanganise impilo ine nemali bese ijola nentombazane e Broke?

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6 months

I just need 8 Rounds nje, Ng’buyise ingqondo🥺😭

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