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Biryani ❤️ | Desi🤠 | it/that | Amateur photography 📸 | Streak breaker 💀⏳| komedi | memes | Sasti Shayri | No politics 🚫 | hate political twitter.

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@zinda_tilismaat
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Khalid Bin Waleed RA's Letter to Sasanian (Persian) empire:
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Sasanian Emperor Khosroe tears up Muhammad's letter to accept Islam. Based.
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This YouTube channel is pro-Israel and Hindutva please avoid taking knowledge from them.
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4 years
Only desi Muslims can relate with this 😜😜😜
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2 years
@insanepplYT This is fake 😭she said yes
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4 years
Taj Mahal is overrated
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3 years
May Allah protect the Muslims of #Bosnia 🇧🇦
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2 years
MaShaAllah #khabylame is a practicing Muslim 😍.
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4 years
THREAD ON RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN SAUDI ARABIA AND HYDERABAD STATE Nizam Donated To Saudi Arabia For Maintenance Of Harmain Sharifain From 1911 To 1954
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Agar meri behen ke liye koi aisa sonchta mai uski chamdi udhed ke usse belt banata aur usi ko usse maarta.
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3 years
Kitni ghatiya insaan hai yaar ye 😖
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1 year
I'm surprised by the replies from Muslim(sounding) accounts. You guys think a man should not divorce his wife after finding out that she's pregnant with her ex-boyfriend? And you want him to raise that child? You should have sympathy with the man here and not with that woman.
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A man who got married last month has divorced his wife. She was already pregnant. He could have been much kinder and could have saved her from this monstrous world that never forgives a woman. I hope her family is kind to her, and I also pray that she survives.
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One thing is very clear now, if anything happens to Indian Muslims no one is going to help. No Western country will come to save you in the name of Human rights. No help will come from the Muslim world. We are on our own.
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4 years
Every Muslim should learn Arabic !!!
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😂??
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4 years
My dad used to work in Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦 just like many other Indian Muslims. I know it wasn't a free money distribution scheme or something.They worked really hard and earned halal money Alhamdulillah. Allah blessed Saudi Arabia with wealth and indirectly it helped +++++++
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3 years
This is called shirk in Arabic.
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What makes Ganapati so special in Maharashtra? It is the festival that truly binds all faiths… This is the Real India, and it will always exist… #Mumbai #Maharashtra
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3 years
My phuppu passed away today morning (not due to COVID), please remember her in your prayers, pray for her maghfirat.
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The thing I like the most about Islam is strict monotheism. No idols, no statues, no human beings in between you and your creator.
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4 years
This is so true 😂🤣😂🤣 #Halal_Memes #MuslimTwitter
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1 year
Boys can relate 😭
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3 years
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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You won’t change after marriage. Your spouse won’t fix you. Fix yourself and change yourself before getting married.
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3 years
😂😂😂🤣
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1 year
I love these Urdu signs in Hyderabad metro 🫠(pehli baar baitha lol 😂)
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73 years ago more than 200,000 Hyderabadi Muslims were massacred. On this day let's remember our ancestors who got martyred just for being Muslim. Please share the stories of police action so that we pray for the martyrs and more people know about this. #HyderabadLiberationDay
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3 years
Topography of Indian Subcontinent.
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1 year
Girls what's stopping you from wearing this?
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2 years
😭😭😭?
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My neighbor in India is from the SC or ST community. Growing up I always listened to the stories of discrimination they faced from the upper caste Hindus. On the 22nd they hoisted two big Saffron flags on top of their house.
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4 years
Welcome to ex-Muslim Association 😂😂😂😂😂 #Halal_Memes
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How it started vs how it ended
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Sukoon sirf yahin hai 🕌🌙
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In a Pakistani space I asked "aap logo ke paas arrange marriage hamesha cousin marriage hi kyun hoti hai" One guy replied "hamare paas toh love marriage bhi cousins ki hi hoti hai" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@TrollFootball Not only Arabs but the Entire Muslim World 🌍🇲🇦❤️😍 I'm an Indian Muslim and everyone on My TL is celebrating Moroccan Victory Alhamdulillah 🤲🇲🇦❤️
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3 months
Andrew Tate read Quran and started following Firaun instead of Musa AS
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Say it again without the fuck it. Say it properly with respect. I am your lord. Then I will diamond hands your coin. Bow to me.
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@Al_HindMuslims So you have stopped eating since the start of the war?
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2 years
Everyday 💯💯🤣🤣😭😭
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3 years
😭😭😭
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I helped this guy when no one else wanted to. He was kicked out of his house I took him in even though my house was crowded. We ate together, I showed him the city, helped him with assignments. Two semesters later he betrayed me by stealing my assignment and I failed the course.
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Lol😭😭😭
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Question for guys who want to marry more than one wife: will you be okay if your sister's husband marries a second wife?
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Tahajjud me mehboob ke alawa walidain ke liye aur bhai behen ke liye bhi kuch maanglo beghairto😂
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Christians first separated State and Church then they abandoned the church and made fun of god, his Messenger, and the Bible. Now they have a generation who is confused if they're a boy or a girl. Muslims please don't make the same mistake.
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Aaaaameeeeeeeen 😂😂😂😂😂 #HalalMemes #MuslimTwitter
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1 year
Girls who know to make boti ka salan are wife material❤️
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1 year
Cat's are Muslim right? I'm not going to feed my cat till sunset 😼
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1 year
Guys beware of this account @Aiza54865091 and many like hers. It used to be a p*rn account but after gaining flowers in thousands it changed from po*n to religious & political tweets. Especially girls, please don't share pics or your personal information with her in DM.
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😖
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Ya Allah sabhi ladko ki baal jhadne se pehle shaadi karade😭🤲
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Cat's on #EidAlAdha after qurbani
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Ex-Muslims be like " this is the reason why I left Islam".
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How does anyone even think that Islam is scientifically accurate?
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Did you guys know that there are millions of Arab Christians living in Middle East and other parts of the world? Their native language is Arabic but still they don't accept Qur'an/ Islam. This proves that Allah guides whoever he wills and there were no forced conversions.
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3 years
Guys look😊
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Life me bas itna posh banna hai ya Allah 😩🤌 Hyderabad me rehke Mysore bajji/bonda nai malum😭😭
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Indo Islamic Architecture (Deccan) Bidar Fort built in 1424 AD by Ala-ud-din Bahman of Bahamani Dynasty, Bahmani Sultanate.
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I don’t know about other Muslim communities in India but in Hyderabad divorce rates are on the rise and I think by the end of this decade we will have a significant population of children living in single parent households mostly with single mothers.
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🤣😭🤣😭😜💯💯💯
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Oh no🤣🤣🤣😭😭
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What is the acceptable age gap between husband/wife according to you?
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2 years
Best book for reading the life story of our Prophet ﷺ?
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If you accept help from LGBTQ community today they will destroy your imaan tomorrow. ( I am an ex-liberal who used to be in lgbt/trans/leftist/liberal friend circle on Twitter )
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4 years
Ashiq hai ya yajooj majooj 🤷🏻‍♂️
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3 years
Shaadi itni saadgi se karo ke apke walidain ko bhi pata na chale ke aap shaadi kar rahe ho😌
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My sister and I were at ORR roundabout and our bike ran out of petrol & the nearest petrol pump was at least 3,4 kilometers away. I started asking people/shops around us but nobody helped, they didn't even care. Then out of nowhere a Muslim guy on activa came and offered help.
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How are we supposed to unite with people who abuse Sahaba?
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2 generations of Afghans grew up in war. May Allah turn #Afghanistan into a prosperous and peaceful nation. 🤲
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HYDERABAD SE GOSHT KA ACHAAR AAYA😍😋🤤
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Ye kya tha bhai??😭
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@TimesAlgebraIND Reading text vs watching video is so different🙆🏻‍♂️😭
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I wish there were no sects and divisions among Muslims. I wish we all followed only one version of Islam.
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3 years
Pakhal Lake, Telangana (India)
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3 years
Ammi bolre surah kahf pade toh ich khaana dete😭 khaana baadme khaana pehle dajjal ke fitne se bachna Katey 😭
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Khalis Urdu me baat karunga, log musalman samjhenge. ~ #NaseeruddinShah
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Hasi Mazak Ke Din Gaye Ab Life Me Serious Hona Hai.
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#MuslimTwitter #MuslimMemes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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😭😭😭😭💯💯💯💯
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3 years
'Saar' is an internationally recognised word now 😂
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Mere cousin baaji ku bohot zyaaaadaaaa religious ladka chahiye shaadi ke liye lekin without beard 😂
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3 years
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Who's the definition of a 'stupid person's idea of a clever person'
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4 years
Twitter = Hyderabadi Biryani Tooter = Aaloo Biryani
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4 years
That we got from Saudi Arabia? Indeed it's Allah who provides not people but we should be thankful to the people aslo. May Allah bless Magnificent Kingdom of Saudi Arabia more and protect it from the evil eye.
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@overweightmf @DailyLoud 1 or 2 was enough bro😭🔪 but great job well done
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💯💯💯😂😂😂 can't stop laughing 🤣😂🤣🤣
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Marriage is scary what if she😭😭😭
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3 years
Ladke chahe kitne bhi ache ho. Deendar ho, Namazi ho, ache akhlaq ho usme lekin ghar wale izzat tabhi dete hain jab wo kamana shuru karde. Bahar wale dur ki baat hai aapki ghar me bhi koi izzat nahi hoti. Isliye waqt pe kamana shuru kardena chahiye yahi duniya ka usool hai.
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😼✊🔥
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😂😂
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2 years
PAPPA MERA 3 DIN KI JAMAAT ME NAAM LIKHA KE AAYE 😭
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2 years
Ye harkat mat karna doston biwi chhod ke chali jaigi
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Itne ghaleez qisse sunne milre aaj kal affairs divorce & khula ke Allah rehem kare ye qaom pe. Rishte ke process me kaisa pehechaanna pata nahi itne dhoke hore aajkal even qareebi rishtedaaro me shaadi kare toh bhi hore dhoke.
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@sanaquasim2425 Atleast we have it somewhere 😛
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If a girl rejects your marriage proposal you should mourn for 7 years before approaching another girl.
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2 years
Mere Hindu neighbours sirf diye jalaye aur patakhe musalman phodre😂
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3 years
Ghalti se 3.5 ki jagah 1.5 pe kardiya trim😭😩
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