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@zeynepmyenisey

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knows way too much about the Titanic

Joined April 2021
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@zeynepmyenisey
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It's my birthday today everyone say happy birthday to me right now or else I'll start crying
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@HannahBerrelli Theres nothing wrong with this. It's weird to think this is weird
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@growing_daniel We only care about aesthetics and aesthetics only
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I can confirm more people are over this covid shit than you'd expect
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@AndrewYang
Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸
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If Joe Biden does step aside he would immediately go down as one of the greatest Presidents of all time - and his legacy would be one of personal triumph and nobility. #swapJoeout
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Finally
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nervous laughter
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Stop doing this
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@hashjenni It's not exactly super polite but my dad says "should I start making breakfast now, or are you planning to leave before morning?" It always makes the guest laugh (and leave)
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Good morning to everyone except the people who still do this
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I'm bored of the covid stuff. I hope they move on to the fake alien invasion soon
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Stop going to places that ask for vaccine papers
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@ItsMrsRabbitToU Sometimes i feel like men only like women as a concept
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2 years
What if CERN really did open a portal to hell or something
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3 years
We went from "vaccine passport is a conspiracy theory" to "the vaccine passport is so simple and easy to use" REAL FAST
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We went from "vaccine passports are just a conspiracy theory" to "how digital vaccine passports will make travel a lot easier" WAY TOO FAST
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Hot take but I think we're in world war 3 right now. Instead of guns and bombs it's psychological and biological warfare
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@disclosetv
Disclose.tv
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NEW - U.S. Department of Health and Human Services links fluoridated drinking water to a 2-5 point IQ drop in children — AP
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Is hookup culture part of the general "you will own nothing and you will be happy" agenda
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Haha oh
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Oh man I'm 100000% creeped out by the amount of people applauding the vaccine passport in NYC. They learn about similar things that happened throughout history and are horrified, but they support it when it happens IRL?!?!
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What?
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Beefy men eat beef
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Remember when Kary Mullis (inventor of the PCR test and nobel laureate in chemistry) offered this heartfelt sentiment about Fauci
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@Babygravy9 I wonder if their wives mail the divorce papers to the retreat or wait until they get home
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NY Times trying to make human extinction seem trendy and cool
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Lol guys my IRL friends found my twitter and they HATE me now
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The covid stuff was an excellent litmus test for identifying the retarded
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Mike Solana
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do you remember when they painted circles in the park in san francisco, and told us if we left them we were killing someone's grandma
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Good morning❤
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@dubsa98 How many years have you been 23
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@KisseslikeKay Blush is meant to make it look like you're flushed because you're turned on
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Dont think I'll forget that she threatened our DEMOCRACY
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I'm 100000% convinced men are most attractive in their 40s
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Sorry but I'm never gonna refer to anyone as a "they"
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That NY governor speech about the vax being from god is giving me serious jim jones vibes
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I dont even know what to say to the people applauding the vaccine mandates
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She deleted this but I got a screenshot because holy shit
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'For the greater good'🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Wait...did the "medical establishment" start pushing this 8 glasses of water a day thing after the govt added fluoride to the water
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You spot this handsome soybean across the pharmacy. You make eye contact as he baptizes himself with hand sanitizer. How do you open
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Your fav doctor is on her way to a wedding to get lit and spread misinformation
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Me dating in 2019: totally chill, just fun vibes Me dating in late 2021: if you're based enough for me I will marry you next week
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Im maskless in the elevator in my building and some lady was like "you need to have a mask to be in here" and i was like idk I'm in here just fine without it and she got PISSED
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Are people misunderstanding this?? Hookup culture is the worst and it's good that it's falling apart
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Did you know? My shocking secret to avoiding the rona is not caring & not getting tested
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I feel like because of all the little kids who are growing up seeing masked faces all day, we're gonna have a record number of sociopaths in about 10 years
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GUYS guys guys. It just hit me that the FTX crash is like a modern-day Titanic. The Titanic sank for the creation of the federal reserve...FTX crashed for the creation of a global digital central bank
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Good morning
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There is literally no reason why a refrigerator should be connected to the internet
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Good news guys
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Many such cases
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Never forget this cover of cosmo
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Say no to hookup culture
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Whoever made this is delusional hahahaha
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🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 I mean come on
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Gonna go spread some misinformation✌️
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Iconic
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Just saw a tweet from a turkish doctor who got SIX doses of the vax and is now in the hospital because his heart crapped out and he's like omg unpossible how could this happen to me
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@rainnwilson Oops you dropped your spine
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oh so he definitely was
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my friend who is vaccinated is on a trip with her friend who is also vaccinated and she texted me saying they have covid. I love how safe and effective these vaccines are
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If they successfully got people to genuinely and unironically make the argument that men can get pregnant, imagine what's next
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Thinking about all those vaccines I'm never going to take 💛
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@womenpostingws I hope she knows the internet is in love with her
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I won the war against my building. They got rid of the mask mandate! Please clap
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@PeytonElroy You look fab but 27 isnt 'aging'
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I'm officially a second class citizen in NYC! It feels so good* to not be allowed inside buildings like a dog *bad
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Throwback to the time I spoke on a panel about the future of VR and AI and the other panelists were NOT ready for my level of red pill. Iconic
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Instead of build back better lets build back based
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Good night nerds
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Are there more people in their 20s and 30s who have not and will not get the vax than I think there are?
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Waiting for the rona to get me like the white house promised
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Wholesome greta meme
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@JoeBiden I think they forgot to code blinking to Biden bot's programming
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We will not comply
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People who religiously slather themselves in hand sanitizer have no idea they're fucking up their microbiome
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why arent more people fighting for freedom
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I'm tired of hearing about joe rogan and spotify
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These pro-abortion arguments are making me think a lot of people dont really value human life as much as they say they do
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The elites don't want you to know this but you don't have to listen to them
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I dont want to see the adidas boobs anymore please make it stop
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Imagine proudly flashing a vaccine card to be allowed inside a Starbucks. How humiliating. Couldn't be me
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How come the red meat and steak crowd never talks about lamb??? Honestly i prefer lamb over beef
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I hate these QR code menus. Fuck that!! Give me physical menus!!!!
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Twitter is either gonna be hilarious or insufferable on jan 6
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Ok one theory is when the CERN collider fires up tomorrow we get warped back to 2012 and if that happens I'm buying more bitcoin
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I think it's cool that no one liked kamala up until a week ago. That's awesome that so many people are extremely stupid and easily influenced and can adopt a manufactured thing so easily
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I'll never get over this
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Wake up sheeple
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What happened to all the dancing nurses
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What the FUCK is wrong with stupid college idiots who romanticize communism??? Are you on crack???
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Since cookies are a topic of conversation today here's my favorite cookie cheat sheet:
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Me explaining to my normie friends about Klaus Schwab and the NWO
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@iH8Meccavellii What does this mean
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Oh my god
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