When I was 15 years old attending tournaments primarily as a spectator Lovage signed my t shirt
This weekend Lovage and I ripped a fat dab together out of a rig
Life is beautiful
I think my grandma just called me autistic. I was trying to explain the rules to yugioh to her and she said “this seems like something Sheldon cooper on the Big Bang theory would play”
Can team liquid just sign Cody already instead of giving him 1k or whatever every 2 weeks for winning coinbox just pay him real money and give him a jersey i feel like this is the easy answer
I still cannot get over this shot of Hbox from SWT man every set he plays Jmook there’s at least one point in the set where Hbox looks at him like he wants to kill him with his bare hands
Some guy just saw ibdw in the bathroom and said “ayo it’s fucking IBDW what’s good man” while he was taking a piss at the urinal
The guy just tryna piss man
this is truly a smasher moment
@LiquidJeans
Watched this saying both “he’s me” and “oh god no no no” the entire time and popped off when he hit it at the end thank u for including that one
I think Little Drummer Boy is one of the wildest Christmas songs when u consider the plot. Dude rolls up to where the son of a deity was just born and rips the nastiest solo of all time, and it was so good they wrote a different song about it
I have had no thoughts or convictions on Bobby’s situation until now: he coulda chiefed an entire blunt on camera and prolly no one would have been that mad
Got laid off for complaining about wage theft - I caught them skimming $80 off my pay illegally and sent them a link to the Ontario Labour Rights page and was canned.
I will find more work. Do not let companies fuck you around, it isn’t worth it.
I know its redundant to point out that saying “Melee is a 20 year old game and therefore isn’t hype” is a really dumb take but it’s amazing to me that these people exist
Like bro how old old do you think, like, soccer or some shit is? and people get hype as fuck for that
I have sold like 20 yo-yos at work by playing with them and doing tricks on the floor and showing kids how they work
Father son combinations have become hyped to learn together
And now my manager is not letting me yo
Cop behaviour
Made top 64 at BOBC5, lost to the goat and Fauxhebro
Ics has been my worst MU forever and despite losing today it’s the first time I’ve ever felt like I knew what I was doing, here’s to progress 🎉
Hey everyone. Had a seizure- like event early this morning and was unconscious for a couple minutes. I’m okay now and will be calling a doctor or going to the ER tomorrow
My grandma died last night
Idk how I feel really
Gonna still try to do my best at Pinnacle and Brewhall for her regardless, she was always supportive af of me getting into esports
Will miss that lady a lot
We have officially picked up our first international player, on his 21st birthday!
@Midnight_B1u3
🇨🇦 is now part of the 69% crew AND can legally degen in the USA. Catch him at tourneys this year in both Canada and the US. Welcome to the team bud!
(photos by graphizzy on ig)
Today I’m 23! This has been by far the most crazy eventful year of my life filled with so many ups and downs. Was a pretty tough year in some ways, but mostly it was a year of personal growth, both as a player and a person.
As Chicho likes to toast, here’s to more life ❤️
33rd at GOML beating Secrets and Zanya. Best I’ve ever done at a major easily, never even made top 64 before
Today I feel like the player I’ve been trying to be. Feels great.
Shoutouts to
@69PercentHats
@HellraisingG
@vicvuci
, and to
@Pendehey
for being my rock today
Looking at Facebook marketplace car listings and see my model of car up for sale and I’m like let’s look at this guy’s build
Then I see his license plate
How did he get this approved
Just had another seizure episode, not as bad as last time thankfully and I’m fine, but damn dude
At least I’m consistent between semesters
Was saved by eating Terry’s chocolate orange rapidly as I came to so maybe it’s diabetes cause my dad has that and got it at around 20 :/
How many people do u think play melee? At least like semi competitively and enter tournaments?
When we say top 100, out of how many people? Is it more now than say 2015? Your guess is as good as mine, curious what people think
Lil Marko School of Driving: 100% pass success rate
(I have beaten the smasher allegations and gotten my license finally)
Literally could not have done this without
@lilmark0_
, he retaught me how to drive and helped me practice for months for this shit love u brother
@JuggleRob
Can we still get refunds for the doubles event if we pre registered for doubles? This isn’t what I thought I was signing up for and not what I want to spend money to play
Hey everyone! Today we’re welcoming
@Midnight_B1u3
(me!!) as our social media intern!
I’ll be making graphics like this one and giving you coverage of the AllChat team! You’ll be getting way more ACE content from here on out!
Started new job today had to do the fun fact about urself spiel so I was like haha yeah I play melee and this guy I talked to for 5 minutes beforehand was like “who do u play? I bet it’s falcon. You look like you play falcon” 💀😂
I have been drunk every day and eaten exclusively Tim Hortons and pizza since I got fired and my skin has literally never been this clear what is going on
Got Straight As and got a scholarship so I can afford a new laptop now :) excited to play melee again
This is what my current laptop was telling me when i opened the game... really makes u think...
65th at double down, probably second best major run lifetime but I’m bummed I missed top 64 by one stock. Happy I beat JoeyDonuts, lost to S2J and NyxTheShield. Forgor how to play the gnw matchup till like last stock but we learnin to adapt. I’ll get there
Got 17th at DH San Diego beating Chango, Breakfast, and Sicko. Lost to
@aMSaRedyoshi
2-0 and
@Legend0fLucky
3-1
Really fun event went undefeated in foosball
This is my first Melee regional PR, something I’ve been working towards since I started playing this game. Means a lot to me to accomplish this :)
Excited to push to new heights this season and try to get a better number. So much more work to do! 🥳
Excited to announce the Southern Ontario Autumn PR 2022! We had 30 tournaments and 251 unique players this season. Looking forward to an even better 2023!
Shout outs to
@blummbo
who designed this incredible PR graphic! check her work out! Blurbs written by
@JPlumsIX
&
@OtES_SSBM
Got 5th Place at Frame 11 Melee beating Faust and Asylum, lost to Zuppy and Pig. Won P+, 5th in dubs with Otes. Best placing at a regional easily, really happy with my play. Also won easily the most money I’ve ever made at a tournament but I gotta find a conversion place LOL
Did not get fired and found a new affordable yummy sandwich place that I didn't know about so we starting off the year already much better than I thought
Played 3 P+ tournaments in 3 days placing 2nd 2nd and 4th and 2 1sts in doubles (with
@rongunshu
)
I was gonna quit this game at the end of last year but Exodus woke me up
Not bad for Mr.
#8