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zay dante

@zaydante

2 years

scrolling through twitter high is hilarious yall hate on everything LMFAO why is everyone so angry

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zay dante

@zaydante

4 months

Ur mom’s enemy telling you she sucks then ur mom gets up and superkicks her…this is a top 5 moment of that kids life forever

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@nickbshop

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“your mom sucks!” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@zaydante

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Idk if it does all that

lilcash

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7 days

doordash prices so high it make u wanna dig in yo a$$ and eat what u had last night🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

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7 months

“my eyes see Oppenheimer” is the craziest way to announce the biggest award of the night LMFAOOOOOO

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@zaydante

3 years

this why i don’t share my interests man

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@zaydante

3 years

i was having sex with a total of 0 people when i tweeted this

zay dante

@zaydante

8 years

Me: man shes looking like a good women. Go ahead and make it official fam Also me: or....keep fuckin around with other girls

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2 months

wishing her godspeed

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@zaydante

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Jalen Hurts gets himself a $250 million contract and beautiful wife now all of a sudden he don’t wanna work anymore…he’s just like me fr that’s my goat

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@zaydante

2 months

This is why you are supposed to put pressure on your politicians btw bc they only speak the language of votes. This is not a “Kamala is so great moment” it’s the direct result of the negative reaction to what she said before, so it must continue until it’s actually done

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@PopBase

2 months

Kamala Harris addresses pro-Palestine protesters at her Arizona rally: “Let me say, I have been clear — now is the time to get a ceasefire deal and get the hostage deal done.”

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@zaydante

8 months

nicki: you’re tall af and you got shot that one time- megan:

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@zaydante

4 months

Fam this isn’t even a hint it’s the whole van😭😭😭

NFR Podcast

@nfr_podcast

4 months

Apple Music hints at Kendrick Lamar’s 'good kid, m.A.A.d city' being in the Top 10 of the '100 Best Albums' list 👀

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zay dante

@zaydante

7 months

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO SHE SAID YALL SOME DORKS IM CRYING

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

7 months

Miriam Margolyes says she worries about ‘HARRY POTTER’ fans because “they should be over that by now.” “It was 25 years ago and it’s for children.” ()

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zay dante

@zaydante

7 months

it should be illegal to format tweets like this if ur not actually announcing a death

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@DameDeadAF

7 months

Samuel L. Jackson, legendary actor and the highest grossing actor of all time. Age 75.

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zay dante

@zaydante

11 months

silencing the only Palestinian in congress during the genocide of her people. america’s commitment to evil is unmatched and every day they make sure history will remember it that way

ABC News

@ABC

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BREAKING: The House votes 234-188 to censure Democratic Rep. Rashida Tlaib for “promoting false narratives” about the Hamas terrorist attack on Israel and for her use of the phrase "from the river to the sea," which is considered by some as a call for ending Israel's existence.

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@zaydante

3 months

@NILES100 LMAOOOOOOOOOO like clockwork

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@zaydante

3 years

Being 6’1” is so overrated I keep hitting my head on shit and I’m not having THAT much sex

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@zaydante

2 years

sorry yall my internet was down all day yesterday but i’m here now alive and well. i’m assuming this still goes for all of heads of state too right?

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@zaydante

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bro needs an intervention😭😭

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@zaydante

2 months

This is the only explanation I could think of as to why Chappell is not there

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@zaydante

4 months

No one is looking out for this man’s best interests

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@nfr_podcast

4 months

Drake raps over Metro Boomin’s 'BBL Drizzy' beat on 'U My Everything' 💀

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@zaydante

2 years

i be lying to uber drivers saying “right here is perfect” knowing damn well i ain’t never been to this location nor do i know where the hell i am at

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@zaydante

4 months

@worldwidesteez Why would she she’s a child lmfao

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@zaydante

2 months

I have a huge appreciation of Gambino rapping like his age. Yes please talk about your wife and child im so happy you’re not 40 rapping about being in the club

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@zaydante

4 months

Fantano is awesome man. I disagree with nearly everything he has to say about music, but this is simply hilarious LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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@saturnxSZN

4 months

I shit u not this mf recorded himself sleeping for 10 minutes straight and uploaded it as a review 😭😭😭I genuinely think calling him slurs would've been less insulting

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@zaydante

4 months

@daybunoo LMAOOOO she better tell her!!

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@zaydante

3 years

@G33KTwink @mayaisfiya @bocxtop them clowning me don’t change the fact that i’m bored LMFAOOOOOOO

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@zaydante

9 months

@MichaelaOkla that would feed a family in victorian times michaela ur a breadwinner be proud

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@zaydante

8 days

he’s real tho…

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@zaydante

10 months

everybody talkin bout berkeley and cambridge, these niggas got me in San Luis Obispo. this year is cooked man i’m so embarrassed

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zay dante

@zaydante

2 years

not him acting

Benny Johnson

@bennyjohnson

2 years

Matthew McConaughey: “More gun control now!” Also Matthew McConaughey:

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zay dante

@zaydante

18 days

Crazy how Kamala’s stance on Palestine really kills her vibe man. She’s still whooping his ass but now I’m just pissed lol

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zay dante

@zaydante

11 months

no he wasn’t yall are just antisemitic and stupid. spreading lies and hate against jewish people doesn’t help palestine and also makes you disgusting

Tanaya Henry

@THETANAYASHOW

11 months

Kanye has been right this whole time.

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zay dante

@zaydante

4 days

RIP Marcellus Williams. This is an evil evil country

philip lewis

@Phil_Lewis_

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The state of Missouri has executed Marcellus Williams

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@zaydante

3 years

i was just on twitter delusional LMFAOOOOOO gotta love it

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@zaydante

2 years

@lackingsaint i’m shocked they didn’t add when joel doesn’t fight back from clicker that came out of nowhere in a dark tunnel bc it scared me and i threw the controller across the room

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@zaydante

2 years

i used to think popcorn would not pop in the microwave unless you pressed the popcorn button bc it activated a special “popcorn heat” that’s required to pop popcorn properly. i used to think this up until 5 minutes ago

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@zaydante

3 years

went to pay my taxes the lyft driver asked what my job was so i told him “tiktoker” we did not speak for the rest of the ride

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@zaydante

3 years

there aren’t enough cute emojis for the way I want to text her

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@zaydante

3 years

@alililliterate idk man this is the same dude that made a tweet about two nonexistent women…i dont think he was worried much about grammar

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@zaydante

2 years

this why u never go to florida

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@DUDEwipes LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO man even the wipes ain’t agreeing 😭😭😭 bro was out of pocket

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@zaydante

2 months

AYE THIS TURNIN INTO A HATING ON SZA FEST LEMME BE CLEAR THAT IS MY *GIRL* AND THEM SONGS HIT EVERY TIME😭😭YALL TRYNA GET ME IN BEEF ACT LIKE YALL BEEN HERE BEFORE DAMN💀💀💀

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@zaydante

2 years

tote bags are the most barbaric popular item used today. niggas in medieval times was tossing shit in sheepskin bags with no separation cuz they HAD NO DAMN CHOICE and now people giving up pockets, an invention that solves this problem, just for some vibes makes me sick

⭐️IT GIRL⭐️

@aliyahInterlude

2 years

tote bags r actually such an inconvenience, no pockets or compartments, just vibes

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@zaydante

3 years

@bocxtop @mayaisfiya i’m happy u found yourself

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@zaydante

2 years

living alone is dope i bought a bottle of apple cider and i can have as much as i want without worrying about sharing with family hahaha. unfortunately that’s the only perk everything else is not only sad but incredibly expensive

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@zaydante

2 years

carpets be so fuckin wet after u spill shit on them like dog it was not that much water ur being fuckin dramatic

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@zaydante

3 years

why am i nervous to ask alexa to do stuff for me i be saying “please” all embarrassed

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@zaydante

3 years

@_mandowhore @mayaisfiya @bocxtop LMAO AIGHT what kinda cacti are yall talkin bout tho cuz i’m talkin bout the cartoony cacti you see in like deserts like this bitch right here ->🌵🏜

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@zaydante

2 months

And even still it’s not a response to go jumping for joy over, she needs to back it up. Get the ceasefire actually fucking done. For everyone wondering why we can’t just throw blind support behind Kamala, this is why

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@zaydante

3 years

@mayaisfiya @bocxtop maya it’s literally black history month…

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@zaydante

8 months

@no12anyone i know but that ain’t work for the joke. and responding to someone correctly saying ur man and brother got charges with “well ur tall and got shot” is weak LMFAO

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@zaydante

8 months

referring to people who aren’t chronically online as “genpop” is so hilarious we’re in prison fr

D.A.R.E Capo

@YungYinkv

8 months

Oh the mess done hit genpop shsjshs

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@zaydante

2 years

every week yall come on here shocked that a thing that could never be natural looks like this when it’s massed produced. where tf did you think something called “IMITATION CRAB” came from?? the beautiful and clean Imitation Ocean?

† Deron Mahoney

@SwishMahoney34

2 years

Stop putting this in your seafood salad

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@zaydante

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@magizzles_ he did it in such an old man way too it’s hilarious

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@zaydante

3 years

“yall hear the ocean caught on fire?” Is a real sentence and I fear we are doomed

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@zaydante

2 months

If you liked any era of Childish Gambino I think you will like the new album, if you like every era of Childish Gambino this will be AOTY for you. This is my AOTY so far😭😭

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@zaydante

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@bocxtop unfortunately remember this day and we were not working LMFAOOOOOOO

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Man I didn’t even feel good making this😭😭idk how Kendrick did it

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@zaydante

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@elisiumlol12 Hold up

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@zaydante

2 years

this how i be in the cribbo thinkin bout the mistreatment of women in modern society🙏🏽

James Cintolo, RN FN CPT

@healthbyjames

2 years

🚨— BREAKING Gary, 44, Missouri, takes 1 dose of Pfizer's COVID vaccine on 4/10/21, next day forgets where he is and time, has sudden falls, sensation of entire body burning, tremors, lost speech, and 20 months later no improvement. - Gary is now disabled

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@zaydante

3 months

They took a long time tryna find a black person and couldn’t LMFAOOOOOOOO

Heartland Signal

@HeartlandSignal

3 months

Rep. John James (R-MI): “I heard earlier today if you don't vote for Donald Trump, you're ain’t Black.” Camera pans the crowd:

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This is furthering my theory that Kendrick is gonna drop the album on Drake’s birthday😭😭to give us a couple months with it before the Super Bowl and to quite literally take every major holiday away from this man LMFAOOOOOOOOO

NFR Podcast

@nfr_podcast

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“No Round 2s” — Kendrick Lamar 👀

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@zaydante

1 year

breaking news: person owns things that costs significantly less than monthly rent and is using them

44vibe News

@44vibeTV

1 year

#WILD : Homeless man seen with projector, laptop, and sound system in his tent in Hollywood

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@zaydante

2 years

@simply_lay_ yall need to get some lil nas desk

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@zaydante

3 years

@simply_lay_ was hating as well twitter was tryna protect her

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zay dante

@zaydante

3 years

Before yall start gettin misogynistic please remember you make $15 an hour this is not gon be a problem for you

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@zaydante

2 years

nigga been rolling weed since prehistoric times ain’t no reason why he should be able to do it that fast LMAO

Seth Rogen

@Sethrogen

2 years

I made a new rolling trays and ashtrays. And these fuckers are CURVY.

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@zaydante

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Also why do y’all keep acting like just because people aren’t THRILLED to be voting for Kamala that means we want Trump to win? You sound fucking dumb every single time. Obviously no one wants Trump to win, we’re mad about GENOCIDE!!! A FAMOUSLY EASY THING TO BE MAD ABOUT

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@zaydante

2 months

There’s a generational amount of drafts and memes being deleted rn

Bleacher Report

@BleacherReport

2 months

NOAH LYLES GETS GOLD IN THE MEN'S 100M FINAL 🥇🔥

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@zaydante

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SZA is oomf now niggas can’t tell me shit🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

SZA

@sza

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Lmaooo I appreciate your belief 😭🙏🏾

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@zaydante

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FREE FETTY WAP😭😭😭

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@zaydante

3 years

YEA BITCH LIL NAS X KNOWS WHO I AM CALL ME BY YOUR NAME OUT ON ALL STREAMING PLATFORMS

☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l

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it activates something bruh😭😭😭

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@tylerduran21 @certiffiedcunt LMAO IT’S ACTUALLY ICONIC

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@zaydante

6 months

idk bro maybe u shouldn’t be alive anymore

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@KILLTOPARTY

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The aristocratic elegance of the small breasted woman

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@zaydante

3 months

U must not have went into any grocery store at any point in the 2010’s

Jona

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This was supposed to be her espresso

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@zaydante

1 year

biden is a fucking embarrassment that just co-signed a genocide and forever written america’s name as a supporter of the of one of the most evil acts in recent history. he should be ashamed of himself and every american should be ashamed of this country

Aaron Rupar

@atrupar

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Biden claims that "based on the information we've seen to date," the deadly explosion at a hospital in Gaza "appears to be result of an errant rocket fired by a terrorist group in Gaza" and expresses condolences for victims

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@zaydante

3 years

there ain’t a red table talk that’s gon be able to solve this

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@zaydante

3 years

@MichaelaOkla i should go back to the days when i was lying to myself about having dates bc now i’m just honest about it i think i was happier then

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@zaydante

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this man some of the most egregiously racist things I’ve ever heard on national television 😭😭😭

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@zaydante

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Bro was going through it back then😭😭

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@zaydante

2 years

when u realize you’re the machine theyve been raging against

Jake Shields

@jakeshieldsajj

2 years

Rage Against the Machine went from fighting the system to telling you get vaccinated and men can give birth🤦‍♂️

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@zaydante

2 years

this is what happens when u don’t let people get slapped

Pop Base

@PopBase

2 years

Malala gets asked by Jimmy Kimmel if she thinks Harry Styles spit on Chris Pine at the #Oscars : “I only talk about peace.”

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@zaydante

3 years

If u see this nigga on ur girl’s fyp just know she boutta leave u

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@zaydante

3 years

I am never going to war bruh that is probably so much walking

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@zaydante

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Kendrick dropping the Not Like Us vid on the 4th of July and now he’s performing at the Super Bowl, bro is making sure we call Drake a pedophile at every major American holiday LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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@zaydante

4 months

They hated it😭😭😭

Plain White T's

@plainwhitets

4 months

The T’s were too stunned to speak… @Drake @snowd4y

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@zaydante

3 years

@punpunpunpun this was part of his defense fam I know they were NOT trying to hear this shit forever LMAO

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@zaydante

6 months

she’s so real bc so would i. y’all not gon tell me my comically large hat ain’t a vibe

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

6 months

Zendaya defends her infamous 2014 Teen Vogue party look: “I still see memes about this look with my hat. I stick by it. We thought it was chic at the time, and I think it’s still chic. I’d wear it again.”

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@zaydante

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He does need to score tho

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@zaydante

2 months

y’all remember looking through history books and being like “wow how could all these people stand by and witness something so evil” in america it’s not only witnessed, it’s applauded.

Assal Rad

@AssalRad

2 months

The US will lecture the world about international law and order then greet a genocidal war criminal with ovation and applause. This is US hypocrisy on full display.

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@zaydante

8 years

Me: man shes looking like a good women. Go ahead and make it official fam Also me: or....keep fuckin around with other girls

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@zaydante

2 months

LMAO DOUBLE?????????

Pop Base

@PopBase

2 months

Harvey Weinstein has tested positive for COVID-19 and double pneumonia, NBC reports.

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@zaydante

4 months

we raised $1.5 MILLION FOR PALESTINE TODAY SHEEEEEEESH! Absolutely unreal😭😭😭FREE PALESTINE!!

ZAYNA🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE

@HorrorHijabi

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CREATORS FOR PALESTINE HAS NOW OFFICIALLY RAISED 1.5 MILLION DOLLARS FOR PALESTINE. THATS THE END OF THE LIVE STREAM THIS IS MONUMENTAL! NEVER LET ANYONE TELL YOU THAT YOU CANT MAKE A DIFFERENCE

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@zaydante

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Kamala’s stance on Israel is the most confusing thing about an otherwise pretty excellent campaign. Why the fuck are you telling what is a majority Pro Palestinian base that you love Israel?

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@zaydante

2 years

NO WAY!!!!!!!!

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@zaydante