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@DesmondASMR
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3 years
Yeah my boyfriend does asmr- Listeners:
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3 years
Imagine your favorite anime character. Now imagine not liking them anymore because you found out the person who voiced them had a boyfriend or girlfriend. That's what it sounds like when people get mad that their favorite v-tuber, asmrtist, streamer or whatever has a partner irl.
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11 months
Are you a VA looking for paid work? Looking for various voiceovers for an audio drama project. - Various female voices sounding Age 24+ - Various male voices sounding Age 24+ - Male voice sounding age ~40 - Female voice w/ french, german or castillian spanish accent. Leave
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2 years
💀
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Ba Sing Se
3 years
Enemies to Lovers >>>
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Ba Sing Se
2 years
Thank y’all ❤️
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Ba Sing Se
3 years
Caught myself looking 30% more swole than usual in a shirt
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Ba Sing Se
3 years
💚
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3 years
If we could flirt with our crushes the way we flirt with the homies we'd all be pulling 😩
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2 years
Little bro I’m glad you clutched the comeback but please I’m trying to record 🥲
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Ba Sing Se
2 years
It’s not asmr anymore, we’re making ✨audible movies✨ now
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2 years
Me when a creator makes a really good character/story and now I've imagined a whole fake life with their character and need it to continue
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2 years
Mom won 😔
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2 years
tfw you're tryna make it work but your home countries wanna throw hands Thanks @/Chabibit1 for the amazing art for chapter 4 of Castin's story!
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Ba Sing Se
3 years
Women are just built different. Yall will find out you got cheated on while on your period the day after your cat died, and still show up for work
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Ba Sing Se
3 years
I wanted to try the ring light trend and I like how this came out 😊
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1 year
Older siblings watching their younger siblings have childhoods with 10x more ease, freedom and privilege than theirs because you were the practice child and they’re the final drafts
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Ba Sing Se
3 years
I've been so single that I've honestly just gotten used to it now, like fr its kinda cozy in this mf
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Ba Sing Se
2 years
I guess mimicry is the most sincere form of flattery 💀
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Ba Sing Se
3 years
1M and 400K in under 3 months? Absolute light work 😤 Thank you all for your support!
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Ba Sing Se
3 years
I wholeheartedly believe that cheating is one of the most evil things a human being can do. If you're not happy in a relationship, please just tell the other person and leave 😩
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2 years
Ugh fans like these are the worst🙄Idk how much more I can take guys. This is totally not fake hate comment makes me so sad gimme attention pls
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Ba Sing Se
2 years
Today we buried the only man in my life that I've ever completely respected
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Ba Sing Se
2 years
Your romantic partner also being your creative partner >>>
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Ba Sing Se
2 years
Are you a VA? Are you looking to do VA things with another VA? Say less- I gotchu. Looking for 3 female VAs for an upcoming project. 1. A young sassy voice with British accent. 2. A tomboy voice with an American accent. 3. A soft mature voice with any accent
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2 years
(~✨VERY Spicy✨~) Grinding against your pent up boyfriend whos secretly HUGE down there [BF Roleplay] Is it just me or have male roleplays on YouTube pretty much devolved into softcore porn over the past few months 🤔
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Ba Sing Se
3 years
My family asking what my YouTube channel is and me refusing to answer really got me feeling this energy
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2 years
I’m sorry for breaking your immersion 🤷‍♂️
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1 year
Girlfriend found the twitter. Do we nuke the whole thing or
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2 years
Elon Musk working on the twitter servers after firing everyone
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2 years
The urge to get emotionally attached to and later become the adoptive single dad to a little orphan girl only to have a badass woman come and bond with my adoptive daughter and complete our found-family trio while we all heal from our real family trauma is kinda strong rn idk 😳
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Ba Sing Se
2 years
*Puts on glasses* Iphone face recognition:
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Ba Sing Se
2 years
Calling all internet voice men: Looking for a male VA with an American accent to do a couple different voices ranging from teen-middle aged for an upcoming paid project. Is that you? Then leave your reel below!
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Ba Sing Se
3 years
For any content creator you watch, no matter how authentic or natural they may seem, you're not getting the real them. Your getting a character. A character just as cultivated and manufactured as the ones you watch in anime. Don't be upset that the person behind them has a life.
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Ba Sing Se
2 years
Me wanting to make an IRL vid for somebody and thinking a camping vid would be fun: 🧠 Me and my brother trying to start a fire:
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2 years
Des-mom is hating on my ankles please tell her she’s wrong. Ankles or no ankles? 🤔
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2 years
"Hoe phase", he whispers to himself as he literally does nothing but work most of the day, spend time with his younger brother, and spend most of his free time alone
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2 years
I’m gonna include actual covers of music in the next audios. Finger voice acting
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Ba Sing Se
2 years
If you press: AA + B + AB + X + Y + Start + AA + B you get gravity cheat codes
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2 years
Me when I’m trying to take a nice picture: 🦐 🤏 🐭 🔬 Me recording during gym sessions:
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Ba Sing Se
3 years
My brain really just developed a crush without me realizing, like who tf gave you permission 🙄😂
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Ba Sing Se
3 years
Witty banter and deep conversations are nice, but sitting in silence while we both do our own thing and just enjoy each others presence? That just hits different 😩❤️Do that with me and I'll love you forever.
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Ba Sing Se
2 years
Speaking as someone who grew up without their father, you don't need a guy on the internet to teach you how to be a man. Just focus on being responsible and being a genuinely good person, none of the rest matters nearly as much.
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Ba Sing Se
3 years
I just ordered a large fry at five guys. The cashier looked at me funny and asked "a large? are you sure?", then pulled me aside to make sure I understood the gravity of the decision I was about to make 😂
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2 years
1. Gorgeous designs and artwork 🤯 2. Castin's next chapters 110% going to have him playing this song now
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Ba Sing Se
1 year
MAKE THAT
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2 years
How she gonna act like we didn’t just kiss in my dream 🙄😒
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Ba Sing Se
3 years
Yo I finally got my first hate comment. We in the big leagues now! 😂
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3 years
Today I found out my content is being stolen and put on Spotify along with the work of other male YouTube VAs. I was really mad until I saw they stole like 5 videos each from other VAs and only one of mine. Now i'm more upset about that. Only one?? How disrespectful 😤😂
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7 months
3 years of questionable thumbnails and we've managed to avoid getting demonetized. If it doesn't happen with this one its never happening 😂
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Ba Sing Se
2 years
Big. Daddy. Caddy
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Ba Sing Se
2 years
The guy at the McDonald’s counter asked if I could meet his weed man out back and pick up his dime since he couldn’t leave his shift. I said nah and he had a weird smirk on his face when he handed me my strawberry smoothie. If I die y’all know what happened
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3 years
It’s weird how we define “manliness”. Like being a man is the opposite of being a woman. Nah, being a man is the opposite of being a little boy. If you act like an adult and handle your business your a man. Period.
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2 years
Idk man, I don't think I've got much more "table for one" left in me
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8 months
Are you a VA looking for paid work? Looking for various voiceovers for an audio drama project. - MALE and FEMALE: Caribbean, West African, and American Southern (black highly actors preferred for American southern) -MALE and FEMALE: Castilian Spanish, Greek, Italian Leave
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2 years
Imagine wanting to be more mushy and intimate with some people but being scared of showing affection 🙃
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2 years
Omg I just told my brother to pause his online game so he could clean his room- its over I'm old 😭
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2 years
Im not complaining though 💀
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11 months
This past year away from the internet has been unreal. It feels like some of the best things in my life all happened at once and it’s been great for story ideas 💡
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2 years
Mother why would you do this to me 😭
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1 year
My mom: why don’t you share more of your hobbies with me 😡 My mom when I share my hobbies with her:
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Ba Sing Se
2 years
My white friend had me over his families place for Christmas and the handshake with his dad was the most awkward thing ever. He tried to black handshake me, I tried to white handshake him, we swapped back and forth and eventually just settled for a little bow
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2 years
If this aint it I don't want it
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3 years
When I first meet people I'm very extroverted, but in reality I'm a pretty lowkey person. So if we're hanging and I'm not saying much/showing much emotion, dont sweat it. I'm still enjoying your company immensely ♥️
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3 years
There is no human being on the planet that I take more pitty on than the waitor or fast food worker taking my moms order
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2 years
I'm starting to resent how often I hear the discord ping coming from my little brothers phone. Like bro you 14 where did you get all these maidens from 😭
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2 years
The stuff I just wrote made me cry, and I never cry. Yall are DONE
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3 years
Jada telling Will that Chris Rock's joke wasn't funny
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2 years
Aight real talk lemme get an imdb credit for this one. It's like 2 hours long🤧
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2 years
tfw you're tryna make it work but your home countries wanna throw hands Thanks @/Chabibit1 for the amazing art for chapter 4 of Castin's story!
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2 years
I really don’t like that they added view counts to tweets 🙁
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1 year
pirate prince arc has been great
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2 years
“I’m gonna keep my abs all through the winter”
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3 years
A certain Apocalyptic Gang Leader may be getting his series rebooted 👀 We finna do something real special for this one 👨👩 Thanks for the new look Chabibit!
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Chabibit 💮Commissions open💮
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2 years
Aint nobody been done dirtier in a Disney movie than my man Kocoum. Just minding his stoic business and he gets smoked just because the plot likes John Smith better 😔
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2 years
I usually throw it DOWN at nightclubs, and there's always that 1 creepy guy who tries to fake vibe with me to leech off my rizz and creep on women dancing nearby. Then they all move away and but he keeps following me and it just ruins the whole vibe- every. single. time.
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3 years
Me: I'm going to write a nice short 11 minute audio script that'll be super easy to voice and edit and wont take me forever to make 😌 The Script, Every. Single. Time:
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Tsundere Pirate Boys Run Your Pockets at Sea - ASMR Roleplay [Enemies to Lovers] MM4A
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This is the most exceedingly specific thing I have ever bonded with anyone over. @DesmondASMR
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3 years
Me and who?
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2 years
Started learning one of my all time favorite songs this morning and it’s deceptively hard 😅 not quite there but soon 😤
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2 years
I swear every time I get my hair cut I come out the barber shop a different person. My alter-ego Rizzmond takes over and for the next 48 hours I don’t know how to act
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3 years
Asking other VAs and writers, how long does it normally take you to write a script?
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2 years
For non-native English speakers, at what point did you learn that butt-dialing and booty calls were not the same thing? Asking for a friend.
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3 years
I am never making another joke again for the rest of my life🙃
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2 years
I be so tired all day then as soon as I get in bed my brains like ‘nah forget it I don’t even want it no more 😒’
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2 years
When they're literally just your best friend but you also sometimes hug and kiss n' stuff >>>
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2 years
My brothers in the 8th grade and he’s somehow pulling high school freshmen and sophomores. Low key I’m snooping on his group chats trying to learn how he cultivated this game 😭💀
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2 years
“Nah babe the floor is lava i’m tryna save you”
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2 years
Does any else ever take out their AirPods so you can see better?
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2 years
I'm so single its glorious 👼
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2 years
it's finally done 🛠️
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1 year
This bat of insulation outside my window is having a rough day
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3 years
asmr / vtube twitter got some horny mfs forreal 😳
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Ba Sing Se
1 year
Nah babe your cute it’s just the way you nearly severed my jugular artery with your incisors because I said ily that threw me for a second. Nbd tho 👌
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3 years
Me: Makes a joke about commiting seppuku My little brother, dead serious and with his whole chest: It's called Sudoku stupid
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2 years
My ability to fumble and miss signals will never cease to amaze me. No I’m not playing hard to get, I’m just stupid 💀
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3 years
Hey twit- oh… nope.
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