Zara Gladman @zanyzaz Twitter profile

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Zara Gladman

@zanyzaz

10 months

POV: your flatmate is a Scottish news reporter

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Zara Gladman

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7 months

Nobody: My phone:

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2 years

There should be a word for the very specific anxiety felt by a Scottish person when it’s sunny outside and they’re not making the most of it

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1 year

West end mums 🎵

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POV: your 38 year old friend is having a brat summer

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3 years

#PartickFashionWeek

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Glasgow looking unreal tonight #Auroraborealis

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Glasgow Westender visits the southside

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3 years

I know the world has gone to shit again, but things are actually pretty great for me. Excited to share the trailer for my upcoming documentary, “Scotland: Land of the Scots”

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Glasgow southside cafe owner demands your support

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Glasgow West end mum meets Edinburgh Morningside mum

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1 year

middle class person who identifies as working class

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1 year

Mastermind specialist subject: Govanhill hospitality drama

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Gerard Butler’s mum used to work with my mum and his family sold my folks a Ford Capri in the 80s. An incredible story that has bonded us for life. He was really excited to meet me (I’m famous) and insisted on a photo.

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person who works in broadcast media

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Glasgow West end mum Vs Byres Road

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9 months

“The UK government does not speak for us. We’re standing for peace.” ❤️

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Zara Gladman

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5 years

Americans on holiday: you’re from Scot-land?! We’re going to Scot-land! We’re going to Edin-bow-row and the Highlands. Me: what about Glasgow? Americans on holiday: *laughing* no, it’s too rough there. And then I stabbed them.

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Zara Gladman

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2 years

New Glasgow southside resident is desperate to fit in

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Zara Gladman

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10 months

Sources have described Zara’s bullying of the Scottish meeja as “relentless”. A report will be made to the Procurator Fiscal.

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1 year

Woman on the internet trying to make a joke

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Zara Gladman

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8 months

Glasgow West end mum’s London pilgrimage

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Zara Gladman

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11 months

It’s giving… strike #LondonFashionWeek

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1 year

my brain on rotation this week

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Questions from a mum

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Glasgow West end mum in Italy

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Breaking news from Byres Road

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1 year

Check out the pile on from Facebook boomers discovering my “West end mum flies EasyJet” video. I just… cannot 🤣

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1 year

Glasgow West end mum in Paris

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4 months

“West end mums” live at Oran Mor for @GlasgowComedy

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1 year

Depressing to watch a film about indie days bygone and then come out to this.

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8 months

Glasgow West end mum on Christmas eve 🤶 Thanks for welcoming Aileen into your lives, she’s had a great year!

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Glasgow West end mum visits picket line

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5 months

My friend (low income working family), upon receiving news of their eviction, was asked by the agent to sympathise “with the position landlords are in”. Who is the victim in this scenario? People are so quick to forget that owning a secure home (& multiple homes!) is a privilege

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Glasgow West end mum goes wild swimming

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10 months

If you’re sick of seeing me in the media then today’s Herald Magazine will be triggering

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1 year

A future without Morton’s rolls #glasgow #crispyrolls #glasgowbakeries

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11 months

Hyndland road. Man in a van beeps me. I stop, fearful he’s going to ask for directions “Did you hear about Sylvia’s divorce?”

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Zara Gladman

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1 year

Scottish singer-songwriter man. Coming to an open mic near you!

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5 months

Please give generously 🥹 🙏 #housingcrisis

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2 years

Happy half term from the West end of Glasgow

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2 years

WAITRESS: I recognise you ME: sometimes I make comedy videos on TikTok WAITRESS: no, I meant I recognise you from breakfast yesterday

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Glasgow West end mum with a hangover Happy new year! 🥳

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middle class Glaswegian in London

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A typical morning in the West end of Glasgow

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When your AirPods humble you #independentwoman #destinyschild

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1 year

New Glasgow southside resident has some ideas

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4 months

A song I co-wrote with my trolls Featuring their comments and some of the things I’ve discovered on their public profiles 🫣

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1 year

Glaswegian in Edinburgh

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Zara Gladman

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10 months

YouGov poll: 76% British citizens support an immediate ceasefire. So why the fuck did the UK abstain from a vote on protecting civilians?! How many children are dead now? How many more tonight? This is sheer evil.

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BREAKING: UN General Assembly ADOPTS resolution on “protection of civilians and upholding legal and humanitarian obligations” on the ongoing Gaza crisis FOR: 120 AGAINST: 14 ABSTAIN: 45 LIVE COVERAGE

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Glasgow West end mum meets handyman

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10 months

It's big announcement time, baby! I am ridiculously excited to bring my debut show ZARA GLADMAN AND FRIENDS to @OranMorGlasgow for @GlasgowComedy on Thursday 28 March 2024. Come and see me and my 'alter egos' on stage for the first time. Tickets on sale this Friday at 12.

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me watching Scottish news rooms watch my video

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my brain when I’m trying to sleep

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3 years

Dunfermline getting some cardio in @BBC6Music @Franz_Ferdinand

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1 year

London agents discover Scottish talent

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My contribution to 100 years of the BBC in Scotland

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boomers Vs millennials eating out

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2 years

POV: you’re spending Christmas in the West end of Glasgow

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1 year

Spending the next 21hrs in London. Need to ration these precious supplies #ScottishWater

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5 months

My lovely @GlasgowComedy audience tonight! Thank you 🥹

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1 year

Glasgow West end mum nominated for Funny Women Award

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10 months

here, why are straight men on the internet obsessed with slagging off my hair? like, I’m sorry I haven’t groomed for you. get some new patter x

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A special report on the new Govan-Partick bridge Feat. @SunnyGRadio , The Thornwood Bar and Glasgow West end mum, Aileen

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Dog-sitting with Glasgow West end mum

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West end mum flying easyJet

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8 months

One down, 364 to go

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Beginning to think that the Glasgow Willy Wonka thing was an elaborate art project about the impact of AI on the arts. Both the script and website were AI-generated 🤔

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8 months

It’s a leap year 😩 back to the drawing board

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my first, vital research paper

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1 year

when your AirPods kill the vibe

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10 months

That’s my @GlasgowComedy show SOLD OUT! Cannae believe it, huge thanks for the support. See you in the @OranMorGlasgow on 28 March.

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A treat for international women’s day: enjoy this email that my late gran sent to me (at the age of NINETY FIVE!). I never thought I would treasure an email so much.

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Glasgow West end mum meets Edinburgh Morningside mum at the Fringe

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1 year

For the most part, completely ignoring the Royals and their activities makes for a peaceful life. Then there’s the moment you realise that this ✨blissful ignorance✨has led you to plan a weekend in London during the actual fucking coronation 🙃

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Glaswegian returning from foreign holiday

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What an incredible night with the Kelvinside men! 😍

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Zara Gladman

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10 months

3760 children killed so far, 420 children killed or injured every day, pregnant women giving birth in shelters without safe access to healthcare, fuel, food, water and protests against this are “hate marches” right

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investigative journalism

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POV: you arrive at a dinner party in the West end of Glasgow

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POV: you’re about to receive the best gossip of your life

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New baby in the West end of Glasgow

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1 year

Gutted 😭 this is the worst news if true.

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In the @ubiquitouschip and they’ve run out of cucumber to garnish my Hendrick’s! 😱 what the bloody hell is going on?!

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Ruffling some feathers 🤭 “Then they came for the landlords and I spoke up because I have an extensive portfolio of buy-to-let properties”

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Please give generously 🥹 🙏 #housingcrisis

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Going to a show at the Pleasance:

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Halloween preparations in the West end of Glasgow

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person whose entire personality is predicated on living in Glasgow

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the group chat in your 20s Vs group chat in your 30s

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Doon MacKichan, total fucking hero ❤️ 💪

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If you think it’s the last time you’ll be in a supermarket before Christmas then no, no it’s not

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4 months

Thank you to @STVLaura for helping fulfil my dream of doing STV News voice on STV

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1 year

POV: you go back to his after the open mic

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when you get the carriage with the burgundy upholstery on the subway

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West end mum meets staffy

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tories got me browsing the “early life and education” section of their Wikipedia bios to try and figure out WTF happened to make them this fucking evil

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Aileen’s West end “wrapped” just dropped

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people quicker to believe conspiracy theories than women 🙃 love that for us

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