I know the world has gone to shit again, but things are actually pretty great for me.
Excited to share the trailer for my upcoming documentary, โScotland: Land of the Scotsโ
Gerard Butlerโs mum used to work with my mum and his family sold my folks a Ford Capri in the 80s. An incredible story that has bonded us for life. He was really excited to meet me (Iโm famous) and insisted on a photo.
Americans on holiday: youโre from Scot-land?! Weโre going to Scot-land! Weโre going to Edin-bow-row and the Highlands.
Me: what about Glasgow?
Americans on holiday: *laughing* no, itโs too rough there.
And then I stabbed them.
My friend (low income working family), upon receiving news of their eviction, was asked by the agent to sympathise โwith the position landlords are inโ. Who is the victim in this scenario? People are so quick to forget that owning a secure home (& multiple homes!) is a privilege
YouGov poll: 76% British citizens support an immediate ceasefire. So why the fuck did the UK abstain from a vote on protecting civilians?! How many children are dead now? How many more tonight? This is sheer evil.
BREAKING: UN General Assembly ADOPTS resolution on โprotection of civilians and upholding legal and humanitarian obligationsโ on the ongoing Gaza crisis
FOR: 120
AGAINST: 14
ABSTAIN: 45
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It's big announcement time, baby! I am ridiculously excited to bring my debut show ZARA GLADMAN AND FRIENDS to
@OranMorGlasgow
for
@GlasgowComedy
on Thursday 28 March 2024.
Come and see me and my 'alter egos' on stage for the first time. Tickets on sale this Friday at 12.
Beginning to think that the Glasgow Willy Wonka thing was an elaborate art project about the impact of AI on the arts. Both the script and website were AI-generated ๐ค
A treat for international womenโs day: enjoy this email that my late gran sent to me (at the age of NINETY FIVE!). I never thought I would treasure an email so much.
For the most part, completely ignoring the Royals and their activities makes for a peaceful life.
Then thereโs the moment you realise that this โจblissful ignoranceโจhas led you to plan a weekend in London during the actual fucking coronation ๐
3760 children killed so far, 420 children killed or injured every day, pregnant women giving birth in shelters without safe access to healthcare, fuel, food, water
and protests against this are โhate marchesโ
right
tories got me browsing the โearly life and educationโ section of their Wikipedia bios to try and figure out WTF happened to make them this fucking evil