Zameer @zamdada Twitter profile

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Zameer

@zamdada

3 months

No way we got the apartheid derby

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@EURO2024

3 months

✅ Semi-final confirmed: Netherlands vs England 🇳🇱🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #EURO2024

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Zameer

@zamdada

2 years

Why would you watch f1 when you can watch this banger

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3 years

Skipped my driving test to watch spiderman Now I got no way home

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Tiktok needs an age limit 😭😭why are these 13 year olds posting themselves buying Gucci

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3 years

Fixed it🤝

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Easily one of the best Wonder Woman's scenes in Zack Snyder's Justice League.

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2 years

Why’s there biscuits in the sewing tin?!

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1 year

Just took an autism test Turns out I am a surgeon

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4 years

My plans: 2020:

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2 years

No way this isn’t islamophobic

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3 years

NO WAY IVE BEEN DRAFTED🥳 Can’t wait to see which NBA team picks me🤩

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3 years

Heard we needed someone to get rid of the omnitirix variant or something?

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1 year

I’ve walked through Soweto but I get jumped in Houghton?????

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2 years

Bought a new bath bomb! Can’t wait to try it out

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2 years

On this night of power May Allah free my brothers and sisters from the shackles of BeReal🤲🏼

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3 years

@FCBmasia @SaraFCBi So that’s what they did with the DNA on Messi’s tissue

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2 years

@James47149210 @Darwinn99 @LFC Him keeping his head up was the problem lad

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1 year

I like my steak well done because I never heard that from my parents

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2 years

Gonna open a memon only gym Call is Bhabell

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@zamdada

4 years

Mans worried about the wrong fast

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@FergHassan

4 years

Which mosque makes the fastest taraweeh? Asking for a spiritually unfit friend

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1 year

It’s crazy how everyone’s mums were born today

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2 years

Polokwane 🇿🇦 😍

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3 years

@LewVisualss @ManUtd @DeJongFrenkie21 Won’t downgrade sadly

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1 year

Can he do it on a cold snowy night in joburg?

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3 years

@DandyHoe @visionarydou Ratio 🇵🇸💙❤️🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸✌️

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3 years

Got into one little fight and my mum got scared…

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3 years

🟨🟩⬛️🟨⬛️🟨🟩⬛️ or whatever you guys are doing

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@zamdada

3 years

In the middle of Africa without full bars 😔

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Zameer

@zamdada

2 years

When life gives you memons, make memonade

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@zamdada

3 years

Can all my followers please vote for my 9 year old brother’s artwork 😭

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@zamdada

2 years

Gonna start 2023 at rock bottom That way it can only get better😎

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2 years

If I gym in the last 10 days to I get gains for a thousand months?

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Zameer

@zamdada

4 years

Hi it’s Ismail Bayindir and you’re watching Disney Channel 😭

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@zamdada

10 months

Bro is not walking 😭

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@eNCA

10 months

Oscar Pistorius to walk free after parole granted

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@zamdada

3 years

No way Hassan has more DMs (1) than Man United (0)

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@FergHassan

3 years

Self love is all you need

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1 year

Yeah nvm I was wrong 👍🏼

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@zamdada

2 years

Gonna start 2023 at rock bottom That way it can only get better😎

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2 years

Proudly born in Polokwane, Argentina

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More stressed for the match than I’ve ever been for an exam

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Polokwane

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2 years

Tale as old as time…

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@drizzylawd

2 years

first date🤍

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@Olabosipo9 @CrewsMat10 They told you this themselves?

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@zamdada

3 years

Imagine if Twitter suspended you for nabbing a tweet. I know a lot of y’all mfs would be suspended rn 💀

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@zamdada

1 year

Bro was down to join

Inbar Cohen

@InbarCohen13

5 years

Angel in uniform: lots of respect for Chaim, a sweet guy with Down Syndrome, who joined the IDF in order to defend Israel 🇮🇱 He deserves a HUGE like ❤

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@zamdada

2 years

Eid stats 75 calls with random relatives 2 random kids passed out on my bed 4 mized ‘Eid Mubarak’s 3 new pairs of shoes from the masjid R0 Eidi collected

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@zamdada

11 months

I’ve seen too many Med students who seem to be okay with hospitals and innocent patients being bombed…

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@zamdada

4 years

Nvm 10 was too soon So ... 50 likes and I’ll shoot my shot...

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@zamdada

3 years

@Utd_Luckzy @TheEuropeanLad What a 6th and 7th Ballon dor for Ronaldo

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@zamdada

4 months

Eid stats 2024 pt 2 No sleep 4 sheep attacking me 2 babies found randomly on the bed 2 games of thunee 26 hours of studying 1 eid mubarak into the dms It’s not looking good😔

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@zamdada

6 months

What do Muslims read 5 times a day?

Saf⚡️

@Safeerah11

6 months

Salah bro….

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@zamdada

3 years

Pretty sure Henna originates from Egypt but okay 😭

Iqra

@papriqra

3 years

This white girl really posted on her status asking if henna isn’t offensive to wear but then proceeds to tell me this after I state that I feel it’d be cultural appropriation and would be highly uncomfortable:

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@zamdada

3 years

Writing exams onsite is like going for your drivers test after learning how to drive on GTA

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@zamdada

2 years

Tough day today😪

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@zamdada

1 year

Just cancelled my Apple Music subscription Now I listen to music on everyone’s IG notes 👍🏼

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5 years

What people What think depression Depression looks like Actually looks like

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@zamdada

2 years

I’ve finally been upgraded to the adults table Massive dub

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@zamdada

2 years

This man brought up Hashim Amla in the Messi Ronaldo debate 😭

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@zamdada

3 years

Ballon d’Or tonight? Only one possible winner🤝

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5 months

#MakroMustFall

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4 years

My friendship circle is so small that when my phone rings I know it’s my imagination

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@zamdada

1 year

Morocco gonna have home ground advantage today the way you guys are all acting

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@zamdada

2 years

@matserban @AnkaraWessi Breaking news: Messi returns the World Cup to FIFA because Masterban from Twitter says the World Cup was rigged

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@zamdada

11 months

Apparently saying genocide is bad makes people uncomfortable. People who have chosen to dedicate the next few years of their lives to learning how to help people and look after them. How does that make sense?

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@zamdada

5 years

I play enough tennis to know that love means nothing

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@zamdada

3 years

If there’s a new Covid variant will world war 3 take place online?

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@zamdada

2 years

@FcB_Z4YN7 Friendly reminder: It’s been 13884 days since Ronaldo joined this world and he is yet to win a World Cup

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@zamdada

3 years

Kid had his phone broken and now has to go watch Ralf’s Reds play 😭never complaining about my life again

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@brfootball

3 years

Cristiano Ronaldo apologizes after appearing to smash a supporter's phone following Manchester United's loss to Everton

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2 years

Only correct way to study respiratory system 🤝

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@zamdada

1 year

I just learned about Colleen Hoover I will now judge everyone who reads her rubbish 🙏🏼

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@zamdada

2 years

Queen died or something idk I don’t watch the news

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@zamdada

3 years

If lion king was realistic Mufasa being a cat would’ve simply landed on his feet smh

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1 year

Someone asked me where’s the best place to get a car wrapped Apparently ‘around a tree’ wasn’t the right answer

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@zamdada

2 years

@urfavwafflaaaaa She doesn’t get your humor like I do😔

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@zamdada

4 years

Playing ball when you’re in your feels is elite

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@zamdada

4 years

Y’all still getting blueticked in 2020? Lmao just turn off read receipts

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@zamdada

3 years

@AgimEmmanuel8 @Fahad_ACE @LewVisualss @ManUtd @DeJongFrenkie21 This europa?

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@zamdada

2 years

Sitting down in the shower = admitting defeat

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@zamdada

2 years

Queen is her last name Her first name is Lightning mc

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What was the Queens second name?

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@zamdada

3 years

@EddyUTDD @FCB_Lad Worry about ole lad

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@zamdada

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@IamJiten7 @iNikhil Facts bro Al Nassr gonna win UCL

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@zamdada

2 years

When’s Liverpool getting married?

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@zamdada

3 years

Why doesn’t Andrew Garfield’s spiderman play cricket? Because he can’t catch lmao

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@zamdada

1 year

Just stalked her on Ulwazi Turns out course wasn’t the only thing chowing her😔

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@zamdada

3 years

@AgimEmmanuel8 @Fahad_ACE @LewVisualss @ManUtd @DeJongFrenkie21 Doesn’t change the fact that we ended you in 2 UCL finals small pal

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@zamdada

5 years

Staying up late and listening to your mother’s and grandmother’s gossip is a different kind of elite

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@zamdada

4 years

Imagine wasting 8 hours of your life to talk to someone else 🤮 Lmao bruh sleep instead

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@Ammarah_07

4 years

Imagine having an 8 hour call with someone, what is there even to talk about?

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@zamdada

1 year

Zinchenko ACL today🙏🏼 Need to see that crybaby in tears again

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@zamdada

1 year

Eid stats 2023 20 hours of studying 1 kid passed out on the floor 2 brand new Air Jordans acquired after Eid Gah Cut completely ruined R0 Eidi We go again next time😔

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@zamdada

2 years

@FCBkingsley @OTFboyJamal @brfootball They’re unemployed like their idol🙏🏼

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@zamdada

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