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Zak

@zaklito

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Joined March 2013
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2 months
@TheOmniLiberal @TwitchSupport Destiny calling for civility is hilarious.
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@PoorlyAgedStuff I can't wait to see this as a poorly aged stuff.
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@ZoieNolan @slattwilson @MDougy7 @nicholasdeorio @Coo1r123 That's why they show the liberals as active participants in the corrupt warmachine.
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@iggysv @ZoieNolan @slattwilson @MDougy7 @nicholasdeorio @Coo1r123 The right that's so willing to have disagreements and discussions, lol.
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3 months
@ContraPoints @RealMayaLuna Not to make light of anything, but that is relieving to hear.
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1 year
@FDsignifier I gotta know if these same guys are slamming nails into the wall with their fists because they get jealous of their hammer.
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5 months
@notchr1stopher @jarjarjarjarraj Some people just express themselves by pretending they would kill someone over a musical opinion, nbd. X is basically free therapy except with reverse HIPAA.
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@VividProwess @OzraeliAvi The IDF bombs people, they don't throw them off roofs.
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@theneedledrop @HipHopAllDayy Battle tested, not battle winning
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@LordYeezus @ArmaniJordanTV If yt people got to live their life, would you want to? ๐Ÿคจ
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1 year
@RealKaylaJames You should transition to someone with a sense of humor.
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@JacobDavison_ @MovieHooligan You will watch my pain Olympics and you will like it!
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30 days
@pukitis_martins @ediz1975 The emergency lane is not a bike lane. "I didn't see the sign" is not a good enough defense, especially when that sign is there for your protection.
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@KnowingBetterYT "But you'll call the police when you need them." Yeah, I love armed thugs threatening my dog and shooting me in the leg before blaming the dog they tried to shoot.
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@Vibetom @DocStrangelove2 I don't think cops should have guns
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10 months
@RealDianeYap You: edge cases aren't evidence Also you: my single experience is proof
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1 year
@LolOverruled It's official, you said it, you're my lawyer now.
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@joveteran @CDisillusion Please don't have kids.
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@operagxofficial @LeafyIsHere Get ratio'd by a web browser
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@Mikemikemike_1 @tmorello Idk if you're being serious or not but I want to come in with good faith because I think this conversation is worth having. It's patriotic to criticize the bad things America does and seek to change it. It's patriotic to want a nation that's free for everyone.
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@joehainus @DocStrangelove2 I'll be happy to go to your walk, when are you going out to demonstrate?
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@ABHibbs21 @thealaroundnerd Characterization comes in many forms, one of which is the opinions of other characters, so Logan is part of the writers framing. Just because you don't see the nuance in Magnetos' actions doesn't mean they aren't there.
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@seymourtherat @esjesjesj It's not "fantasizing." It's imagining.
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@LolOverruled Sounds about white
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@lilbabygandhi Yeah, because we voted the nazis away last time, right?
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@Sparzito_ 10 weeks tops, I'd be too generous with it.
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@DeadEyes1123 @ICrawbaby @NICKMERCS Obviously that isn't true, he's not in jail and he's admitted to having inappropriate conversations with minors.
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@The_Kid2379 @FreeRosedark @KathAntonio7 That's so cute, do you think the Nazis were socialists, too?
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2 years
@LeftAtLondon That's my favorite part, though.
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@Timcast "I stopped learning about science in highschool." -Tim Pool
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@TheMcKenziest That's gotta be AT LEAST two dozen fish.
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@policelawnews @HooBrown Really thought you had something there, huh?
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@andiipoops Be safe and be well!
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@andiipoops What about YouTube and poop scrolling?
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@HMBohemond Bro is using US vs Them mentality right now and you're defending it.
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@StillShakinIt @thesewcialist Amazing how confidently you can assume a company wouldn't squeeze a dollars worth of work out of you to make a dime. Like you don't know anything about loss leaders, seasons, and unemployment insurance.
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@pukitis_martins @ediz1975 She's in the right lane, though. There's only one right lane. She's blocking the only lane of traffic in that direction, the bike just took an illegal route.
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@0xAlaric Or use a tazer. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@IndodaEqotho @SinovuyoEL Actions speak louder than words
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@SarahKWilliam @COBHC85 @djkevlar I bet you think the KKK is gone, too, lol.
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@LolOverruled Sparkling water helped keep me out of the bottle.
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@Yorishiriamori @Raiby0u Because men don't do enough to stop rapists. You ever notice how weird it is that 1 in 3 women has experienced sexual assault, but somehow men never know any rapists?
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@10903 @DyjuanTatro Officers putting themselves in danger to stop an insured shoplifting sounds like an Osha violation.
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1 year
@ArielEsq305 @JaneOst_ @MattWalshBlog This my attorney, dawg, I'm goin to jail!
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@andiipoops Gn ๐Ÿ˜˜
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@ChancoCat Proud of you, babe, keep up the good work! ๐Ÿฅฐ
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@IanNolWriter @Alexios1080 Magneto survived the holocaust, a human made genocide.
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@ChancoCat HOW MANY BODIES DO HE GOT, BBY!!! WHATS HIS FAVORITE POSITION!?!? ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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@TheOmniLiberal Literally describing the IDF.
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@sadhorse4 @InsaneCope You were so confident when you posted this, what happened?
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@Last1OfTheBest @chore_leo @EricLevitz Rittenhouse was out past curfew and wandered into confrontation by himself. Garret Foster was pushing his wife's wheel chair.
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@Rebel0fReality @TheDoctorX11 I think it's less that she blinded someone, and more that she seemed to have no remorse for it until the moment it was pointed out, which is a theme in this episode.
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@eljest_ Didn't the head of Israel openly call for ethnic cleansing? The commander in chief of the IDF who are responsible for over 35,000 deaths?
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@blue_decade63 @milftownusa Some of those that hold office are the same that burn crosses
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@tisflying @grunir26583 How was your time in the middle east?
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@antenacactus Antisemites run twitter, lol. You don't have to invent a dog whistle, accounts are straight uo being antisemitic here.
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@AdamAlbilya The smart thing would've been deleting the tweet and pretending it never happened. Now you just look dumb, lmao.
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@andiipoops Cuuuuute!
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@ChancoKittyCat Aestheticcs
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@_jameshatfield_ @BaharOstadan @NYTimesCramer People get hurt without liability with policing today, Google how much police cost cities in settlements.
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@gerbrocker @Rothmus YOU'RE SO CLOSE!
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@myres512 Standing with a pedophile is wild, please stay away from children.
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@D1rtrat That's why he used a picture from 2020 to demonstrate this brand of humor
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@jpegmafia @4makeouthill Supporting racists doesn't erase racism you faced, but it is weird to hate racists while supporting them. Like, if you went through this, why support it? Is this part of your kayfabe persona or something? The heel turn where you go back on your beliefs to sell albums?
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@ChancoCat Is this exclusive to the straights?
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@halomancer1 @MattWalshBlog I got "Don't come to school tomorrow" vibes
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@jpegmafia @4makeouthill Just because you don't see the black in me doesn't mean it isn't there. You're a rap star and I'm a twitter poster, who do you think holds more sway in your sphere? I can't police you, just offer a perspective on the optics of your words and actions conflicting.
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@TheOmniLiberal Mr. Bonerelli...
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@miiyazuko @ayeejuju Is that a sword?
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@buggy_con @screentime It's posted in the comments, by them. Just say you can't read or don't know how social media advertising works.
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@vanillaopinions @BaraccaLucio If more people die from distracted driving than drunk driving, it doesn't mean that drunk driving shouldn't be outlawed.
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@ChancoCat Quiet yelling ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@WomanDefiner @kdogpenny1 @StarTribune The police department famous for killing people being rewarded with a 21% raise is doing worse off than it was 40 years ago? Like, do you hear yourself right now?
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@EndymionYT @YellowFlashGuy You've brought it up more times than Ubisoft has so far.
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@andiipoops Where can I order these couch cushions?
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@ChancoCat Because it's illegal in the statesm
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@Sportz_DC @msainat1 100% of $7.50 is as unsurvivable as 50% of $7.50. It's a wage problem.
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@shoe0nhead @AUskipper The culture war has gotten so heated that "If you're not with us, you're against us" on every single possible topic, situation, or event.
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@ChancoCat @chancocat2 Bruhh... Hang in there, lol.
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@ChancoCat As always, it was never about the children.
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@StillShakinIt @thesewcialist They'll teach you that in school if you really want to know. Contrary to popular belief, economics is a little more complicated than "number go up."
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@Col_Crockett @elonmusk Hey, someone actually watched the video!
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@IGN Do I get the salary of the guy you just let go of, or is this a cost saving measure I'll get to experience X years down the road? ๐Ÿค”
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@onlyyaelin Yo I need to go sea shell hunting fr ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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@ChancoCat Hierarchy rewards those at the top!
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@Ghost61464384 @deathbian @DestroyerFap @IwriteOK This is the hardest cope I've seen on Twitter since the Yasuke Wiki got locked.
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@andiipoops Good job, very proud!
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@LizRummy @shaun_vids Like the AMERICAN deep state?
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@Timcast Yeah, who needs accountability when you can just say "Relax, bro, it's just a joke!"
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@KnowingBetterYT @fasc1nate I thought it was common knowledge that The Rock is a third generation wrestler, at least to wrestling fans.
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@ChancoCat Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus!
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