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@zadmakaveli
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Let justice be done though the heavens fall
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@zadmakaveli
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2 years
From a textile perspective, this is not caused by thick thighs. Clothes are designed to withstand tremendous tensile forces. Your denim jeans has endured what is called flat abrasion due to extreme use!
@Njanelarian
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Masaibu ya thick thighs 😭 😭
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@zadmakaveli
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6 years
Is that bathing soap ?
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@zadmakaveli
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5 years
Hizi picha ndio reason nilikuwa nafungua bible
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Sons Of Zeus🪔(HG Of Cooking😈)
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Bomboclaat
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@zadmakaveli
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8 months
Who remembers when the kanjo clamped KPLC vehicles then KPLC reciprocated by disconnecting power at City Hall? Lol 🤣
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Nairobi City County ambulance clamped by Kanjo in Nairobi
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@zadmakaveli
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4 years
DEA was created in 1973 People in 1972:
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@zadmakaveli
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4 months
Nani ako nairobi I have 100 t-shirts to offer.
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UnaREJECT Finance bill kesho ukiwa wapi? #RejectFinanceBill2024
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@zadmakaveli
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2 years
Ruto should demolish the Express Way to punish Uhuru.
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@zadmakaveli
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4 months
When we are done with Ruto with going to the County Governments.
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2 years
@Osama_otero Better call saul law firms
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2 years
@korirproperty Hii 400M nitanunua Laikipia County mzima including the elephants 🐘 and the bandits
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@zadmakaveli
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3 years
Such a boring opening ceremony. For me the 2008 Beijing Olympics remains unmatched
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2 years
@Njanelarian Your tweet is technically misleading!
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@zadmakaveli
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4 months
Hello everyone, I was released yesterday and am safe. I truly appreciate your support.
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@zadmakaveli
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2 years
@BenjahMusyox Hapa una-blackmail foreman aongeze pesa ama muende home
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@zadmakaveli
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5 years
Octopizzo's SOMETHING FOR YOU ilifanyiwa sampling design ya ngoma za Kanye west up to today I stan
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@zadmakaveli
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8 months
@AbdulahiAdan10 If you examine keenly, there is nothing presidential about this guy.
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@zadmakaveli
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2 years
I want to see Ruto sacking his non-performing ministers design ya Chelsea
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4 years
@Kimuzi_ Life is cheap yes... but opportunities are limited
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@zadmakaveli
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4 years
Michael Scott hired is nephew and was accused of nepotism in his defence he said that even God hired his son to save us😂😂😂
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@zadmakaveli
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4 years
Kool kids saa hii wanajipea unnecessary pressures kuwatch formula one
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@zadmakaveli
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4 years
After a billion years of evolution I'm surprised that mosquitoes haven't learnt a thing or two about stealth.
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@zadmakaveli
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11 months
Money is good, but you need to build a character or life where people will associate with you for who you are not what you are offering!
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@zadmakaveli
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3 years
@Osama_otero That's how currencies become useless.
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@zadmakaveli
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3 years
@Kianangih They do, but requirements weuh!...prolly for middle-aged kenyans or if you're a youngin you must have deep connections!
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@zadmakaveli
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2 years
From the look of things it seems Ruto and Gachagua don't know what they are doing!
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@zadmakaveli
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3 years
Now we understand the difference between jalas and otoyo
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@zadmakaveli
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3 months
Ruto can't pull a crowd organically, even in the rift Valley has to mobilize!
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@zadmakaveli
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5 years
@OliverMathenge Inauma but itabidi uzoe
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@zadmakaveli
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@Wesley_Kibande @LemaiyanO Even Satan deserves a fair trial, safaricom's 25GB is 1500 bob.
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@zadmakaveli
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2 years
@kimondio_ Kuna a jack yenye iko na wheels and they push it to an open space.
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@zadmakaveli
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4 years
Two identical boobs. Identities
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@zadmakaveli
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3 years
@AfricaFactsZone We are in the age of 5th generation stealth fighters and African countries are still buying WW2 dive bombers. Who bewitched us?🤦
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@zadmakaveli
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8 months
I rather lend someone 10k than 1k. The chances of getting back your 10k are much higher than getting back your 1k!
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@zadmakaveli
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9 months
How did snakes know that they have venom and started using it for their advantage?
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@zadmakaveli
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3 years
Now Baba is saying the country's debt and cost of living is a non-issue. Oburu is saying we eliminate 'mama mbogas' to reduce the cost of living. These guys are losing the plot!
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@zadmakaveli
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4 years
Why should a bluetooth radio become a selling feature on vehicles ...ama sina idea kuhusu magari?
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@zadmakaveli
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2 years
Better Call Saul is one exciting piece of drama.
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@zadmakaveli
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3 years
I have a hack on how to avoid mpesa transfer charges
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3 years
RIP Avicii. From the bottom of my soul. But I'm glad you went on your own terms.
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2 years
@eliudkibii @iamjoseh_ Did he pay to join the force?
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@zadmakaveli
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6 months
Hii streaming site inasema I can have a threesome with 2 Russian beauties.
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@zadmakaveli
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2 years
@droid254 Huyu angetafuta a 20yr old Volvo station wagon kama Gus Fring mjamaa angekuwa poa saa hii
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2 years
@Ohta_Ryota Some "Better Call Saul" kind of law. Lmao.
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2 years
At least hio Office of the First Daughter haina kiburi. Ingekuwa Winnie Odinga!
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6 years
@bonifacemwangi @UKenyatta @NPSOfficial_KE @DCI_Kenya @EACCKenya @ODPP_KE Cyprian nyakundi started the same thing and as usual he was criticized
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@zadmakaveli
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3 years
@Osama_otero This was me pale campus ukienda class then the class bounces
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@zadmakaveli
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4 months
The Internet never forgets. Once our objectives have been attained, soldiers will be assigned to him.
@iamjoseh_
𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔
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The biggest beneficiary of these revolution is Ruthless Focus. Nobody is looking for him after scamming people millions of shillings in the pretence of he would help them import cars.
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@zadmakaveli
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5 years
Alafu wakati ule Dj alishikwa na gun mkazusha ati Dj anafanyia nini gun
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3 years
@Kimuzi_ And the way vijana hujituma huku Kenya. Ukienda majuu na hio hustling mentality unaomoka very fast!
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2 years
@FabrizioRomano If Saka wants to be a star, he should leave arsenal.
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3 years
Poverty and lack of prospects drives someone into drug addiction every day
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2 years
We are looking for a professional DCI, not a politician, not a drama queen.
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@RobertAlai 4600cc on petrol People balling out here
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@ItsMutai We know the location of the enemy.
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@zadmakaveli
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3 years
Do research. Nigeria is often faced with oil shortages. They don't have a functional refinery!
@benmurii
Gichuki Muriithi
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@Osama_otero Oil is so cheap in Nigeria and all people have generators so they don't feel the absence of power
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@zadmakaveli
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Utajua uko kenya ukienda ward hosi kucheki mtu ukute ametoa life support machine kwa socket anacharge simu ndo aBet🤒🤒🤒
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@zadmakaveli
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4 years
Kenneth Marende was so good as the speaker
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4 years
Jubilee government has allowed all the neighbouring countries to disrespect Kenya. Somalia, Ethiopia, Uganda & Tanzania no longer recognize kenya as the East Africa power house
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@zadmakaveli
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Heri a 5 yr relationship iishe, but usidinyiwe dem. That shit is traumatising.
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1 year
New life hack! Agent ama Land Lord akikatilia deposit enda na meter ya tokens!
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@zadmakaveli
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4 years
Wah! Nimescroll pale LinkedIn. I really have little to offer 😭
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I think Al Jazeera is the only TRUE international news media station
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4 years
@KarauriR I thought hio prefix ya captain ni vile ulikuwa CEO wa sportpesa...I never knew you were a pilot😂😂
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But ukiwa majuu then unashinda ukiconvert currency to kenyan shillings is a sign of ukienyeji !
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4 years
Being the NICE GUY ni mbaya sana Utatumiwa vibaya. I speak from experience.
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@KBonimtetezi @UKenyatta Just send your CV to @UKenyatta and stop all these madness Tunajua ni kazi unataka!
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4 years
Samsung phones made for USA markets huwa superior compared to the ones made other markets
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@_fels1 It was 955100
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Why don't one these Kenyan 'billionaires' buy Tuskeys then turn it into an online store. I mean this supermarket has a branch in all the major towns
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@RobertAlai That's what happened in 1930s. Hitler took Austria and Czech Republic...they said after all those countries are of German descent. Eventually he took over Poland and war started. If they let Putin go scot-free what assurance do we have he won't take over similar countries?
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@zadmakaveli
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So if you got Grade E ama D God was not with you?
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Yaani Rao wako same age na Museveni!
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Liverpool will have to re-sign Sadio Mane
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@Kimuzi_ Someone gave me this.
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@zadmakaveli
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7 months
Sifuna amafenya appearance kwa several podcasts and morning talk shows and y'all think he is fit to become the president of the Republic? Any dimwit will shine when it comes to criticise the govt, especially this KK govt.
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I was actually having this conversation with a friend. Sifuna is a good fit, but your guess is as good as mine, they brought up the tribal BS.
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@ItsJobu It's not punishing Uhuru...we just want to do away with that family
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@Kimuzi_ In those 8 months, have you seen any sign of accountability? Everything in this govt is flawed. I don't foresee any miracle happening in the next 2-3 years!
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@zadmakaveli
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@Osama_otero 🤣🤣🤣 hio thread inaleta hasira mapema bana
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Marriage between Russians ndio Soviet union?
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Nat geo should start using metric system of measurement...hizi story za pounds, inches, Fahrenheit ni ya Americans
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@zadmakaveli
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@ItsMutai This was an argument in the United States...but any person who qualifies to become deputy president must also qualify to be the president, and constitutionally, Uhuru does not qualify to be president after the expiry of his two terms.
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@zadmakaveli
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@05BM44 Soma sheria mkuu
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4 years
Gari ni 1500cc but speed ya 240KPH Someome explain
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83 new cases😂😂😂😂 sio uchawi ni maombi😂😂😂😂
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@zadmakaveli
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During his first term as president he allowed William and his marauding Kalenjin kinsmen to loot. During his second term he tolerated Rao along with Mt Kenya mafia to further loot the economy. He was never in charge at any given moment of tenure!
@BiancaNaom1
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What do you think about this man?
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@Kimuzi_ The lady must be poor and the boy must be having money
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We've normalized taking advice from the internet that we no longer think for ourselves.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand by itself? It was two tired 😆
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@iamjoseh_ There is nothing wrong with loans. The loans have made these young men have their own bikes instead of working for someone. The only thing that should be relooked is the payment amount which seems exorbitant.
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2 years
That was a reckless talk from Moses Kuria.
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4 years
There is a cartel called PRIVATE HOSPITALS...they will milk you dry before you even get proper treatment.
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4 years
Ati sasa you are NBA or formula 1 fanboys...mbona mnajipatianga unnecessary pressures in life
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Morara is doing for free whatever that Lady wanted to crowdfund.
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@zadmakaveli
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3 years
In my line of work there is nothing so satisfying like a client referral 🤗
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5 years
@J5Edition Half of those goal are penalties
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Russia has a 4200km border with china but has fewer cases of corona as compared to south Africa
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2 years
Seems religion played a huge role in the just concluded elections.
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@zadmakaveli
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6 months
I have no issue with Kairo. Every man has the liberty to choose his own poison.
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Selling Leroy Sane to buy Jack Grealish is a classic example of Pep Guardiola racism
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