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@yvette_ninku

5 years

Y'all are so willing to believe that a girl is a "hoe" when just 1 nigga says it but if 10 girls say a nigga is a rapist, suddenly it can't be true.

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@yvette_ninku

6 years

Some of you have never watched an episode of Friends and it really really shows.

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@yvette_ninku

6 years

Blessing your TL today🤗

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

I'd rather drain Lake Victoria using a tea spoon.

Sweet Pussy Praline 😜

@JadaBlackBeauty

5 years

Sco pu ta manaa?

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

"She looks so beautiful on Instagram but hella basic in real life" ~A nigga who looks bad on all apps,in real life and in dreams.

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

Blessing your TL today🤗

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5 years

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

From the archives.☀️

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

They think it's always because you want to date them yet sometimes you just want to know if it's okay to smash his siblings.

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

You can't cheat on someone you love..the mere thought of hurting them in such a way should scare you to death so if you can freely and confidently cheat,then you don't love them as much as you claim you do.

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5 years

🤪🤪

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

Why is it that when a video of a man being sexually harassed by women comes out,the first thing men say is "where are the feminists".Are you unable to fight for yourselves?Can't you speak on the injustice against your gender? Exercise sense pls

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@yvette_ninku

4 years

497 people saw sense in this tweet and liked it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

stan⚡️

@Ssempijjastanle

4 years

A country with 170,000 confirmed cases and 17,000 deaths is easing restrictions and getting people back to work while Ugandans with 54 confirmed cases and 15 recoveries want the country locked down for a year! May God uphold thee 🙏🏼

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

I just want y'all to know that if you ever want to do this for me please spell Ninkugizamukama and not Yvette.. Thanks🙏🏽

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@yvette_ninku

1 year

Even God rested.

Luu🇿🇦

@sk1tguru

1 year

that phase where you slowly start hating your girlfriend is crazy😭

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@yvette_ninku

6 years

#NewProfilePic

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@yvette_ninku

4 years

This information is as useless as me learning about Gezira irrigation scheme in high school.

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@yvette_ninku

7 years

Overprotective guys should date overprotective girls..security guards one side #DateOneSide

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6 years

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

@azureenicole ❤

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

"Hi mi luv. Hau r u 2de.Wen cn I c u?"

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

The reason most of you have been turning a deaf ear to these rape discussions for years now is because you know that if you look deep within yourself and analyse all the sexual encounters you have had,you'll realise that you have ever assaulted someone.

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@yvette_ninku

2 years

Don’t have kids if you’re going to spend everyday of their lives reminding them how much you sacrificed for them.They didn’t ask to be here. YOU brought them here.

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

Bold of you to assume I have only one guy.

Nelly Elly🇺🇬🇺🇬

@wannelson9

5 years

@yvette_ninku does your guy cheat on you

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@yvette_ninku

4 years

Men who I would never even give a second glance are having an entire conversation under this tweet about why they would/wouldn't dump me😂😂😂👐🏾👐🏾👐🏾

No One🇺🇬🇰🇪

@MosesMusanzi

4 years

Why would you dump such a beauty? (25 marks) @yvette_ninku

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@yvette_ninku

6 years

Yesterday,one of my crushes asked me if I have a boyfriend..Can't believe this nigga didn't know that we've been dating for the past 4 months 🤦‍♀️

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

Someone who doesn't know the comparative form of secure is comparing himself to the president?? Lolll

President Saleh

@realsalehUG

5 years

but museveni you can’t even get a better and securer computer like this one? 👉

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@yvette_ninku

6 years

I act like everything is fine but deep down I just want to perform Tindatine for someone's son😪

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@yvette_ninku

4 years

Nothing in the world is perfect except alcohol and pork.

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

You're trying to build a relationship?

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

Men whose masculinity isn't fragile are top tier😩❤

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@ObroTweets

5 years

Son my brother really loves his girl

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

Are you still with the person you dedicated All of me by John Legend to oba they blocked you on all social media platforms?

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@yvette_ninku

4 years

Happy birthday to my bestfriend and soulsister.I love you so much you beautiful hoe❤❤ @michellerutagye (Saving the tears and mushy things for the DM😂)

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

If you realise I've unfollowed or blocked you on social media,just know it's because you said some dumb shit and please don't try to talk to me if you ever see me in person..I'm the same person on and offline. Thanks. Mgt

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@yvette_ninku

6 years

A nigga will hype his dick game but will last as long as Bebe cool's performance at the Swangz avenue All star concert.😂😂

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

And which of them can you afford dear ?

#ExplodingNoema

@XplodingNoema

5 years

So Mukula wanted a Maybach but couldn't raise the cash then decided to improvise a body kit for an S-class to make it look like the real thing? 🤨😂🙆‍♂️ Why can't people be content with what they have?

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

Alien Princess 🌗

@Infatuate_Meee

5 years

Can y’all retweet with ur fav selfie video!?? Trying to see some beautiful people

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

Say please.

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

Men are trash.

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@yvette_ninku

6 years

If you open a text from him and it makes you blush/smile,just know you are in trouble.The best thing to do is close it and don't reply till after a year..thank me later😊😊😂

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

Girls are always safer without the other gender.

NKOSIBOOI

@nkosibooi

5 years

Boys are always happy without the other gender 🕺🏾

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

Aside from being a practicing witch,what other reason can you give for chatting shit whenever Big Trill celebrates his wins?

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

No thanks sir.

abas timothy

@abastimothy

5 years

Thotiana l want to date u pliz

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@yvette_ninku

3 years

The Ugandan urge to say banange three times in a sentence.

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

Stop dating people when there are certain aspects of their lives that you don't like. Either you take them as they are or leave them tf alone.

The Sun

@TheSun

5 years

Stormzy and Maya Jama SPLIT after four years after she ‘tired of his party lifestyle’

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

How do you post your girlfriend everyday but you're still crying and begging in another DM?? Stop smoking elephant grass pls.

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

Bond 7.

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

Five years from now I'll be Dr.Yvette Kajumba Ninkugizamukama..so why should I be humble?? lol

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@Ivan_smg

5 years

@kabanyoonza @yvette_ninku Most gals here shouting but wait 5yrs from now. Y’all humble yourselves. A wise man said 😊

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@yvette_ninku

4 years

Just found out there's some pathetic nigga who screenshots my tweets and sends to some group chat to gossip and insult me😂😂 Meanwhile I have "FRIENDS" in this same group chat💀💀 ahaaaa

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

Once you start these,only God can save you👐🏾

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

Listening to sad music when you're sad so that you can plunge yourself deeper into the pits of despair😍😍😍😍

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

"You've changed our boy..we've never seen him like this before"

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

Imagine asking someone doing a 6/7yr course "when are you graduating" every damn day..Do you people have sense??Just don't text me if that's the only jazz you have.I'll text you when I reach atleast 5th year if you're really dying to know.

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

Wtf does he think a panty liner is?😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ms. Juicy Ahumuza ✨

@PeshAhumuza

5 years

Logical gender wat wat 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

As soon as you claim a nigga publicly he receives a notification on his phone for him to start organising the circus with you as the opening and main act.

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@yvette_ninku

6 years

When I dip him in phenolphthalein and he actually decolorises it😪

Cindy Noir✨

@thecindynoir

6 years

Ladies: what’s your personal indicator that you’ve caught feelings?

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@yvette_ninku

4 years

I need to put myself in rice because I read something else the first time🤦🏽‍♀️

hadiaella 🦋

@hadia_ella

4 years

I need adult prom 😊😌

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

Men will only understand something when it could potentially affect them.They will only understand oppression when it is racial.They will only understand the importance of consent when a gay guy tries something on them without their consent.

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

Leaving ten over ten after 6 hours or non stop rubs.

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@yvette_ninku

4 years

Is it pigeons raping women??? Please tell us which member of the animal kingdom we should fight.

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@yvette_ninku

4 years

Romance is not dead😭

Africa story Live

@AfricaStoryLive

4 years

A man was nabbed for impersonation, after trying to write his girlfriend's exam for her in Zimbabwe.

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@yvette_ninku

4 years

Despite the restrictions put in place in Hungary,cases increased to over 1500 in a month. The cases may be 54 in Uganda right now but you can't know what the situation will be like 21 days from now..It sucks to stay home but just do it to avoid aggravating the situation .

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@yvette_ninku

4 years

Listening to love songs and fantasizing about a love you will probably never experience in this lifetime or the next😍😍

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

Nearly lost my lumbar vertebrae in rubs last night but we move 🙏🏽😂

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

When your friends are telling you the clown shit you did when you were drunk.

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

She is a wise woman trying to prevent makamba(I don't know the english word) from getting onto her palms..Quit crack and maybe you'll become wise too.

Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

These are the women of these days 😩😩😩 then you hear men are trash...... What are you?

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

You are tweeting about everything else on planet earth,everything under the sun minus your rapist friend.

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

You'll constantly feel unappreciated or unloved if you surround yourself with people who don't have the same love language as you or who don't try to understand it.

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

I don't understand why people are so pressed about what other people are doing with their genitals. Bikukwatila ko wa????

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@yvette_ninku

3 years

I know I’m beautiful or whatever but when someone I like tells me I’m beautiful, I lose brain cells😭😭😭

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@yvette_ninku

6 years

Just had a 3 hour long medical communications skills class on How to deliver bad news..I feel like starting a relationship so that I can end it using all the skills I learnt today..Any volunteers?😂

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@yvette_ninku

7 years

We grew up playing kwepena so we're way better at dodging than catching.

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@yvette_ninku

6 years

I slept and dreamt about bread and beans(wonderful mixture btw if you've not tried it yet) then I woke up and fixed myself some bread and beans..Moral of the story: follow your dreams guys...Make them come true👏👏😂😂

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

You can't go above and beyond to defend a rapist and justify what he did if you yourself aren't a rapist(who hasn't been caught yet) or a potential rapist.

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

A few hours in Uganda and I'm already drinking Bondo and eating pork😩❤

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@yvette_ninku

6 years

To all the men out there that respect women..that don't beat,rape,take advantage of women or stand by and watch their friends do any of the above, we love and appreciate you..keep it up and may God bless your good hearts😊💓

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ᴰᶦˢ ᶜᵒᵒᶜʰ

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@vhic_tore

5 years

Apart from noodles, which meal can you make in 5 minutes?

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

Your friend comes to the group chat to jazz you his encounters with girls and the stories always start with the girl being either extremely drunk or blacked out and you don't see the red flags????

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@yvette_ninku

6 years

Aquaman can breathe underwater so...🤷‍♀️💀💀

Zaddypeng Adefolajinmi

@zaddypeng

6 years

Ladies, Superman or Aquaman ?

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

If you're confused about how someone feels about you,that means that they don't feel the things you think they feel and are just stringing you along till they figure out what they want. So move on beloved..There are plenty of faces to sit on🙏🏽😚

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@yvette_ninku

4 years

Avocado is the baddest bitch ever😭

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@yvette_ninku

4 years

You’re a rapist.

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

Her other boyfriends will do something. Don't stress yourself dia.

S.F.N.R🦁

@kassamiizac

5 years

Is it a must to do something for your girl on Valentines? Just asking for a friend.👀

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@yvette_ninku

7 years

#FinePeopleFromUganda 😊❤

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@yvette_ninku

4 years

Stories about rape are not 'tea'. Stop being fckn insensitive oh my goshhh!!!!

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@yvette_ninku

4 years

That behavior of posting people you don’t talk to anymore should be left in 2020. It’s embarazzing. Friendships end..Delete the memories and call it a year. Cheers🥂

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

Men amuse me so much..You spend all year laughing at fellow men who come out with their rape stories.Saying they aren't "man" enough.But on a day when women are fighting for themselves,that's when you want to divert attention to yourselves and say 'us too'.

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@yvette_ninku

4 years

Guys who text you as soon as you think about them>>>>>

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

My life changed when I found out that I am my crush's crush😪

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

9. Man eaters at Tsavo.

Dr. Gamma

@OtimIscariot

5 years

Why are you single?? Me 1. Poor Infrastructures 2. Hostile Tribes 3. Limited raw materials 4. Limited labour force 5. Insufficient funds 6. Corrupt Gov't Officials 7. Political Instability 8. High taxes

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@yvette_ninku

4 years

She's so adorable😭😭

Azziad Nasenya

@AzziadNasenya

4 years

50,000 followers! Asanteni. Hats off to you. ❤🤩🙏

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@yvette_ninku

4 years

🥰

𓈊ྀི

@cyberleil

4 years

quote dis w a cute video of urself 🙂

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@yvette_ninku

3 years

I’m just happy that even though my mental health has been deteriorating over the years,my beauty has rapidly increased and equilibrium has been established🤞🏾

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@yvette_ninku

5 years

If someone I was dating did this to me without a warning or an explanation,he'd come back and find nga I'm single and mingling with other niggas lol

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