Asaba James @asabajames Twitter profile

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Asaba James

1 year

My first of shoes. I was in P.5 in 1999, bought them myself after a good season where I harvested 2 basins of irish, sold them and bought myself the first shoe in life 💀

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Asaba James

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4 years

I couldn't capture any better scene this morning than this prayer session at one site here in kampala.

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Asaba James

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1 year

@realmadriden First got shocked😭😭😭

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Asaba James

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5 years

This young Couple from Kasese invited only 11 guests for their wedding ceremony, its estimated that they spent around UGX 300k. Loyce Agaba, secretly tied the knot with partner Sunshine Melody at St Paul’s Church of Uganda, Kasese where only 11 people were invited.

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Asaba James

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3 years

It is sad to see the collapse of the Paai bridge that was launched a week ago in Kajiado county.

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@asabajames

1 year

Ndowooza you will go up to 300 years🤒

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1 year

Join me for lunch….

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Asaba James

@asabajames

1 year

We did it Again. I and my wife are celebrating 7 years of our beautiful marriage. It's been straight? No, but we still commit to love each other. #Asabazat7

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Please like and keep quite.. Shhhhhhhhhh

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Retweet for Current #MissUG19 and Like for Outgoing #MissUG19

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

But Banyankole students who finish campus and refuse to leave kikoni what's your plan?

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Barcelona 2-2 Osasuna , Chelsea 2-2 Sheffield Barcelona 5-2 Real betis , Chelsea 5-2 Wolves Barcelona 0-2 Granada , Chelsea ? - ? Liverpool Are you thinking what am thinking ?😂😂

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Asaba James

@asabajames

4 years

The legends of Kigezi where are you? 🤗

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Asaba James

@asabajames

4 years

Planted these beans 16 days before Lockdown, these are the harvests now 🤗. Over 160kgs, price 4,000/= per kg around Buloba

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Asaba James

@asabajames

4 years

Met Micheal Luggya at Nalya Estates Road, he lost he job due to Covid-19. He was working with Fidah Company. He's currently jobless with with big basic needs that he has to foot. Please share this information you never know his next employer is. Thank you

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

VACANCY Are you a Ugandan in any of these? medical doctor,nurse,teacher,engineer, or an athlete? Are u btn the ages of 18&45? Do u want to travel abroad for work,or for studies? If yes, you are a big liar. Nobody is going anywhere. We are all going to stay here and vote again.

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Twitter will never disappoint 😂😂 Wama arsenal announce Tieney and Luiz.

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

This is my Beloved wife

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Asaba James

@asabajames

1 year

@piersmorgan Innovations, inventions full of sacrifices.

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Asaba James

@asabajames

4 years

Barbie Kyagulanyi campaigned in her mother language in Kiboga; Kinyarwanda

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Twitter Investigates😂😂

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@asabajames

5 years

Mbale District Police Commander responded to night emergency call from an expectant mother whom she picks her miles away and delivered to hospital. The mother has given birth a bouncing baby boy.

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@asabajames

5 years

She's the wife of my youth fearfully and wonderfully made for me. I didn't know women can love till I found her, she accepted me when I had nothing but now we have things. We looked young but visionary. We are celebrating 3 years today. #TheAsabazAt3

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

I'm Sweet 31yrs old today. 🤸

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

*Peter Drury🎙: You look at Marcos Rashford, he has the speed and shooting style of Cristiano Ronaldo but brains of Christian Benteke* 😃😃😃 *Jon Champion🎙: Lukaku went to inter but left his first touch with Lingard* 😂😂😂😂😂

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

EPL.. My predictions are based on squad depth, the period, manager and the additions from the recent concluded transfer window. 1 Arsenal 2 Man city 3. Liverpool 4 Tottenham 5 Man utd 6 Chelsea Top scorer Aubameyang Thanks u, feel free to make your own predictions

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

People should stop underrating social media. The bushera reporter is in things 🤸

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Legends come and tell me how they call this.

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

The day your mind will heal from White Color Jobs, You will start seeing opportunities everywhere.

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

She attacked Ronaldo and thought she will just go away with it. Twitter has the best guys 😂😂😂🙌

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Have you boarded a reckless Boda Boda and you feel like he's riding you in the valley of death?

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Every Kate , Gerry and Becky is a cleaner now 😭🙌

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

If I talk Twitter might suspend me 😂😂😂😂😂

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Don't be deceived, God cannot be mocked. You reap what you sow.

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Asaba James

@asabajames

4 years

If emotions was a person 😂😂😂 Ronnie was just trying to get the conversation practical with an example...naye feelings aaha

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Ugandan Jessica Nabongo becomes first black Woman to visit all 195 countries in the world.

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

These are the women of these days 😩😩😩 then you hear men are trash...... What are you?

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

This is beyond a picture, straight great message. My best pic of #UOTNight

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Asaba James

@asabajames

4 years

A few hours after private cars have not the road, look!

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Asaba James

@asabajames

4 years

Young and in love, a treat at Kyangabi would make our 5th marriage anniversary the most memorable ever. #KyangabiBaecation

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@Kyangabi_Resort

4 years

We are giving you an all expenses paid weekend at Kyangabi Crater Resort this Valentine’s. Quote this tweet with a picture of you & your lover. The tweet with the most likes/retweets by 12pm on Monday 8th Feb 2021 wins. Use the hashtag #KyangabiBaecation 💕 T&Cs Apply

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

This is the sacrifice the muntu Wawansi is paying to fight Covid 19 by obeying the presidential directive to sleep in the market. Let's fight together #StaySafeStayHome

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

What you don't know about her; She's Born Again She's a career Woman A mother of 2 A no nonsense Mukiga Lover of Short Hair and Natural food. Younger than me by a year. That's my wife

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Asaba James

@asabajames

4 years

Making 4 years of beautiful marriage ealry August. Celebrations have already started 😋 #Asabazat4

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Is this what they call savage? Oba it's VAR. I'm trying to learn also 😂😂😂😂

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

But Twitter some times spare our Jaws, people here joke too much 😂😂😂😂

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Can we invite the vice president of the USA or the prime Minister of UK and we interview them in Luganda or Rukiga and we rate them after. English is a foreign language Mathias

Mathias Ssemanda

@MathiasSsemanda

5 years

The host got bored.. I am certain you are also going to be bored 😑🤣🤣😭

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

But how many universities do we have in Uganda? Many of them are not even equivalent to secondary schools therefore this is affecting the quality of education in Uganda.

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

The voters are in Uganda you're slaying in USA 😜

Zaake Francis

@ZaakeFrancis

5 years

Our Toronto people are you ready? We are jetting in soon. Greetings from our president @HEBobiwine #Mission2021

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

I'm deleting my Twitter account. It was nice having you

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Asaba James

@asabajames

4 years

Pius Jadwar you can unfollow me coz I unfollowed you. Next is you omukungu I can't afford to read this nonsense of tribalism everyday. Thank you

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Asaba James

@asabajames

4 years

My wife is mourning a workmate who succumbed to Covid-19 today. Covid-19 is political untill it's in your circles. PLEASE PUT ON YOUR MASK.

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Trust me you will find very many well thought responses on a Facebook post than Twitter. An example at hand is this campus Bee, they think are a shaming a boy who reported with all he has in life, many guys have reported with success looks but right now are in shumbles.

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Asaba James

@asabajames

1 year

@DailyMonitor Her husband should do DNA test ASAP, this reasoning ehee 😅😅

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Asaba James

@asabajames

4 years

This is what I have always said BLACK AMERICANS DON'T LIKE AFRICANS

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

What's going on down town?

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Arsenal will win EPL 2019/20 Arsenal will win EPL 2019/20 Arsenal will win EPL 2019/20 Arsenal will win EPL 2019/20 Arsenal will win EPL 2019/20 Arsenal will win EPL 2019/20 Arsenal fans gather here and be ready for supporters of some club, they can't let us celebrate in peace.

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

You have 5k, 15k, 20k + followers. You're Ugandan but 70% of your retweets are Nigerian tweets, seriously? How do we call this?

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

who said a corridor has to be outside the house??

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Please ♂️

JONAM’S PRINCESS👑👑

@AtimCharlotte

5 years

So I tried the #FaceApp and this is what I got😣😌😌😍

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Asaba James

@asabajames

4 years

A proposal by kampala city administration for 1.Boda bodas and taxis to have gazetted stages 2.Boda bodas and taxis to have designated routes. 3.Each Designated route to be assigned with a unique color of jackets 4.Some areas around the city will be Boda boda free zones

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Economists drop those words and we confuse them: Differential Calculus Econometrics Intergration ..........

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Which ka money are you talking about, this one here 👇 oba we appreciate the small beginning?

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Dear women when you start earning big, money should make you a better wife not an angry feminist.

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

So if I’ve got this correct, #Coutinho has agreed personal terms with PSG, and Barca have agreed a transfer fee with Spurs but the player is currently flying to London to undergo a medical at Arsenal before signing for Man Utd on loan with Liverpool expected to hijack the deal 😂

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Mitchell hall never disappoints 😂😂😂

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Asaba James

@asabajames

1 year

Zahara Toto and village excitement😊

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Arsenal and Man u fans let's stop trolling each other... We are brothers, we should unite against Man city, Liverpool and Tottenham

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Asaba James

@asabajames

4 years

Happy birthday dear wife Deborah. Everyday I give thanks to God for having such a beautiful, Dedicated team member. Young, courageous and ambitious. You're a special gift to me, blessed is the day you were born, blessed is the day I met you. Me and the boys are proud of you,...

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

1 client 2 customers same day, you probably all went home with feathers. ☺️

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

I woke up only to find these hilarious boys, my morning is already lit 🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Any man who has suffered from sexual harassment? 🙋

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Emotions and Excitement won't take Bobi to state house. As Ugandans we need better

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

I'm sending 5k Ugandan follower 5k airtime.

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Asaba James

@asabajames

4 years

Breaking news: Government has allowed all unregistered taxis to transport stranded passengers for 3 days Source: Kfm news

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Ferguson Era is GONE Man u must rebuild. Wenger Era is GONE Arsenal must rebuild. Messi Era is GONE Barcelona must rebuild. Ronaldo Era is GONE Real Madrid must rebuild.

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Asaba James

@asabajames

1 year

@Mercykains The documents are ours but @URSBHQ has to certify😊😊😊😊leave us alone

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Falcon Suits including the changing attire by Darion Fashions. For transportation, we drove ourselves back home", said Melody. Congratulations!!

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Apart from her being smart, what else?

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

At one point I though Twitter yabagezi Boka.. Anyone like me?

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Arsenal fans let's know each other ✌️. The Invincibles 🤔

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Do not replace laziness with prayer...if you dont work,you will find your whole life in church shouting i receive!!! "😤..know how things work! 😲.....get up and work!!Thats when God's blessing will locate you.

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Deep down in his heart. My daughter in law can not put on like this 🙁

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5 years

I want to always mind my own business like afande @AKasingye . He doesn't mind them😂😂

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Golden days. I have never heard something sweet roasted like sweet potatoes or Irish from this Runonko.What are today's children proud of?

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Asaba James

@asabajames

4 years

While en-route to Nabweru, KCCA Ambulance Team unexpectedly met Elizabeth in an unstable state along Northern Bypass following a complicated delivery in a nearby Clinic, the team quickly performed Emergency Medical Care by the roadside........

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Asaba James

@asabajames

4 years

My friend who has been renting around town bought a plot in 29km distance from city center, built a house and the wife refused to shift with him. Which word suits this woman?

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Drawing close to God is the only dating you need for a successful marriage relationship.

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Co wives are fighting on the streets 😂😂😂😂

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Am in Ntinda, now in Namungoona, I'm on my way to Namugongo......... Am heading to Lugogo ate... That's the life of a sole proprietor who's committed to doing deliveries for his or her clients. #MyHuste What is your hustle?

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Asaba James

@asabajames

4 years

Hello fam, the beans are SOLD OUT. Don't under estimate the power of social media, you have to chose how you use it. Big thanks to @TheMatundaMan

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Name the activity taking place

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

She will soon be pregnant.

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@Ugaman01

5 years

A photo worthy 1M Likes Uganda’s Nakayi winning 🥇 🇺🇬

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

You guys my wife will lie me down and beat me because you're over thinking and over analyzing. Can't you see the local man was looking down 👇👇 and calling my teammate from team kanyamunyu 👈👈. Bambi (in fresh kid's voice).

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Sex starts from the mind. You have to start preparing the ground early. Send romantic messages, show extra love to your wife, pamper her and love her again and again. Singles don't read this.

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Asaba James

@asabajames

1 year

@Arsenal Awesome atmosphere

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Let's remember our primary days of writing words in full... TUMPECO FANTA Do you still remember them in full?? Drop other words we remind our selves 😂😂😂😂

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

4th. Aug =My 1st Born Birthday 5th.Aug = My Birthday 6th.Aug = Our Marriage Anniversary 28th.Aug = My wife's Birthday. Sweet month ahead, let the celebrations begin. 🍾

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Paid 20k in private car from Bujuuko to Mityana. Had to be on my garden for unavoidable sprays. I don't feel cheated. My thoughts are now how to go back home.

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Asaba James

@asabajames

1 year

BREAKING: Charles Engola Minister of State for Labour, Employment and Industrial Relations has been shot by a UPDF soldier who has been his bodyguard. He later also fired himself to death. The soldier shouted, why I'm I broke as he shot. This is according to eye witnesses

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

If you want to see the true hearts of Westerners ... Check those weddding whatsapp groups' pledges... 500k, 1M, 2M, 800k. Etc 😊😊😊 Giving is more blessed than receiving

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

Melody estimates that exclusive of dressing, they spent about Shs300,000, most of which went to the kitchen and silverware for the dinner. "My wife made her gown by herself through her fashion outlet Heli Fashions. My ceremonial suit was an offer by ...............

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Asaba James

@asabajames

5 years

I'm sure you were high by the time you tweet this.

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