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Joined November 2017

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@yungkitty404

yung zoë

5 years

I recently returned from my yearly trip to China and am suffering from the following symptoms: -runny nose -headache -cough -sore throat -severe fever I will not be contacting the CDC as I do not collaborate with cops. I will however be coughing on the napkins at Chipotle.

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4 years

giving a white woman an acoustic guitar should be banned by the Geneva Convention

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get fucked @kanyewest

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22 days

nothing is as funny as him making a blog where he pretended to be a Korean girl

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fentanyl jr

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childish gambino wiped his cringe era off the internet and tries to gaslight us into thinking he’s always been cool. no sir, i was on tumblr in 2011 you will not get away with it

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Kinda weird how every culture has a fairy, gnome, or little man myth. Probably nothing

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1 year

F1 Driver, hottest Italian guy you've ever seen: I don't think about crashing at all. Just doesn't cross my mind. Golfer who looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome: It's life or death out there. Every day I live in fear that the game will eat me alive

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4 years

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but sheep only do this when they're really really racist

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1 year

This is one of the only cool things anybody has done in at least 5 years

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Japanese wrestler moves to Senegal to master ancient martial art

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2 years

"Jonathan broke up with me :/" TrustedAdvisor: Jonathan has not studied history. The winds are not in his favor, but they blow for you Stacey. Autumnal_Scholar01: His decisions shall haunt him. Think nothing of it. the_wailing_waters: My DMs are open if you require counsel.

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2 years

eunuchs would be so good at twitter

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yung zoë

4 years

anarchists be like "no gods, no masters, no smoking"

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yung zoë

5 years

beto: *speaks spanish* Warren: this fucking bitch... Booker: oh my God he's speaking tongues he's possessed holy shit

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5 years

Iran is less than 48 hours away from making full CGI sissification memes

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3 years

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yung zoë

4 years

This is my guy. Israel Epstein. This is who I'm all about.

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U.S. withdraws from Afghanistan citing the importance of mental health

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yung zoë

4 years

that's cool Lebanese protestors are setting banks on fire but your thing is cool too

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Joshua Wong 黃之鋒 😷

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HKprotesters take their protests into the virtual world

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Chen Weihua （陈卫华）

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@realDonaldTrump @RudyGiuliani He tested positive for Stupid Racist Trump Virus. Wear a mask and don’t drink Lysol.

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We should have listened...

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1 year

Wow that's tough I wonder what a german crypto millionaire was doing in columbia with a 20yo venezuelan girl haha

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yung zoë

4 years

You may not realize it, but if you've taken LSD even once you are permanently a CIA asset

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yung zoë

4 years

Tried to go to a Chapo Trap House live show but a group of Bernie Bros said it wasn't for me because I'm a woman. They then proceeded to assault me. I'm heading to the ER Now.

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yung zoë

2 years

happy halloween

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3 years

happy #VeteransDay #VeteransDay2021 #Veterans

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Samuel Ramani

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BREAKING: The U.S. says Ukraine's NATO membership application "should be taken up at a different time"

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4 years

Next time a lib says socialism only works on paper, send them this ✊

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2 years

what is the most reddit city?

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"Brothers, remember, you can smoke, you can drink, you can fight, and I will help if you get in trouble, but if anyone touches this, sorry, we don't know each other..."

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Too long, I don't translate...

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yung zoë

4 years

millennials getting mad about idubbbz gf is equivalent to boomers getting mad about prince harry marrying meghan merkel

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yung zoë

6 years

kanye: these dark thoughts torment me... this is what they want man, God sees all leave me be, leave my family be.. we must succumb to love and fight the pain, submit to positive and push away the negative... twitter users: when u stub ur toe

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yung zoë

4 years

blue checks out here like "ugh 😍 what's this 'fascismo' you keep talking about it sounds so foriegn and exotic 😳😳"

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yung zoë

4 years

Oh no, what will we do without biting societal commentary like "what if we could have sex with our phones"

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#BlackMirror Creator Says the World Is Too Bleak Right Now for Season 6

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4 years

POV: You are forcibly brought to Gulag Therapy. This is your psychiatrist.

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1 year

I'm tearing up

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yung zoë

4 years

All journalists did in the 50s is support the Vietnam war and then later pretend they didn't

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yung zoë

2 years

Incredibly entertained by this boomer pro-taiwan account that is confident the taiwanese military is about to Crusader Kings 2 style takeover the mainland

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yung zoë

6 years

:(

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yung zoë

6 years

george hw bush: is this heaven xxxtentacion: now that you're here it is :)

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yung zoë

4 years

everybody got upset over Twitter's new reply system but nobody talked about the fact that if you post your password it censors it for you (e.g. **********)

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yung zoë

6 years

minecraft chewing noise plays whenever I eat pussy

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yung zoë

3 years

rest in peace

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John McAfee

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I was reminded by Yung Zoe @yungkitty404 that I have not announced her as my campaign boss for that tribe if hooligans we call Millenials. Zoe is brilliant, astute, hard working and influential. However, like all Millenials, she wants it now. It was in my 5 year plan. Why hurry?

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yung zoë

2 years

My prof: Giants aren't real Me: 🙋‍♀️ In 2002, American special forces in Afghanistan encountered the “Giant of Kandahar,” a “Biblical cryptid” creature which was responsible for an entire patrol going missing, and stood a towering 13 feet tall. My prof (decades in academia): idk

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4 years

schmood

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1 year

The People's Republic of China would like to formally congratulate Comrade LeBron on his NBA Scoring Record. 万岁 Lebron主席！！

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@EnesFreedom

Enes Kanter FREEDOM

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38,388 Points 0 Morals 0 Values 0 Principles 0 Empathy 1 Bow Down to #China Congratulations to @KingJames

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yung zoë

2 years

#SPY_FAMILY

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yung zoë

2 years

AOC is not your friend. Felix from Chapo is not your friend. Your mom is not your friend. You do not have any friends.

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yung zoë

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I am refreshing your tweets thousands of times to boost the view count and make it seem like thousands of people are ignoring you

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4 years

@yung_souchi bro did you seriously just talk during independent reading time

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2 years

Went to this weird arcade in the back of a Michigan strip mall and it has this hilariously racist "Chinese" fortune telling machine

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yung zoë

2 years

weebs finding out their le epic hentai site is adding a harassment policy after a sexual assault case occured in their tokyo office

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pixiv English

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We have formulated the "Declaration of Elimination of Harassment" and "Diversity & Inclusion Declaration" policies. Through these policies, we will work to realize the initiatives described in the attached documents.

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I think I just became the e-girl version Steve Bannon for millionaire and future president McAfee

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2 years

Lots of strong arguments for various Canadian cities (especially Ottawa) as well as for Austin. Anybody saying NYC or LA severely misunderstands the suburban and mid-sized city spirit of Reddit.

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yung zoë

6 years

tumblr has officially banned the depravity that is "hand holding" from their website

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The Dystopian Philosophy You've Never Heard Of!

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4 years

Is this real

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5 years

I just found out some of you guys actually watch anime and are not being ironic? what the fuck

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yung zoë

6 years

Can Detective Pikachu say the N Word? 🔁 = YES ❤️ = NO

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4 years

Bloomberg doesn't seem to understand that Trump was able to get away with having a bigoted past because he was funny

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Kaguya-sama real cute until you find out her family made its fortune off selling predator drones to Israel

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yung zoë

5 years

activists: please do not give your money to nazis some dude on Twitter: xD so growing a plant is fash now huh?? Dumb lib XD

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『S T R A N G E L I F T』

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guns: fascist lifting: fascist growing a tomato: fascist

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@SakakiIsCute @ByYourLogic Banging my head on the steering wheel "FUCK I CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT FUCK FUCK STUPID IDIOT USELESS FUUUUUCK" Her: 😳👉👈

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pete likes claw machines cuz they're rigged

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Behind 2020

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2018: Buttigieg explains how to win at a Claw Machine. The candidate is a self confessed Claw Machine fanatic

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Victoria 3 might just be the nail in the coffin for male sexual activity rates. Enjoy your video "games" while you still can, there will be no new generation to take care of you when you are old.

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yung zoë

4 years

I will vehemently defend Kim Jong Un's legacy, not because I'm a tankie but because I'm a gamer. Gamers don't die they respawn RIP 😔

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The planets:

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ICYMI: Starfield will have over ONE THOUSAND planets you can explore. 🤯

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Just when you thought things couldn't get anymore unbelievable, I have further consulted with @officialmcafee and decided that Joseph Joestar is a more fitting character for him. Anime is the future. Jojo is the future. John McAfee is the future. You, my friends, are the future.

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4 years

Just realized Kyoto is Tokyo backwards 😮 #japan

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eunuchs would be so good at twitter

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4 years

Oh my God... It's really him! I can't believe it........ It's Joker Baby Yoda!!!

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3 years

This is a real Danny Brown line on the new brockhampton single

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5 years

meeting up with egirls

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Boris Johnson

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On my way to see Her Majesty the Queen

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I Caught Mommy Sending Feet Pics to Santa Claus

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5 years

Go ahead keep "working hard" and "doing your best" at your job, pathetic loser

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just a little food for thought!

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u okay there, chinese anime karl marx?

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how drake plays mahjong

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6 years

therapists are expensive but this is free

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4 years

She is still using Excel in 2020. Her job will quickly be replaced by a data scientist with even basic coding ability. Pathetic.

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4 years

instead of reading manga, how about you read a real book dumbass

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2 years

absolutely shocked nobody has said Philly

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6 years

i think about this a lot

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5 years

sad but true :/

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4 years

bernie lost the primary cuz ur ugly. dont ever forget that. if u looked better u would have the nominee u want

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2 years

it's crazy that he said this

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4 years

FACT: In the War on Christmas, China is allied with the North Pole.

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1 year

Just a little friday afternoon beverage as a fuck you to the wusses with a "peanut allergy" Stop faking things for attention and have a sip with the rest of us!

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After years of feeling under-represented, I've been brought on to McAfee's team to make a brighter future. We now have the greatest anime avi of all time. An anime avi president? This is the future. This is freedom. This is revolution.

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A thread of Wisdom I received from John McAfee

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6 years

i've been working on a theory or two

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3 years

love having to plug my table in

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webb

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I built an NFT of endlessly swimming fish into a coffee table.

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2 years

happy #VeteransDay

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Mr Trump, I am a 12 year old Hong Kong girl. I like horses and playing with my friends. For years the Xi regime has made life and happiness for my family impossible... There is no freedom. Please save Hong Kong mr Trump, please drone strike Beijing

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4 years

Rich white women are desperate to defend Biden because he is aloof, minimally intelligent, and friendly much like their favorite sexual partners: dogs

@cmclymer

Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦

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Those who erroneously claimed Joe Biden has "dementia" should refrain from speaking publicly for the foreseeable future. He looks thoroughly in command tonight. #DemocraticDebate

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@crisprbird he is like a man in a barrel, you listen to his wisdom and ponder, not take as gospel...

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Hickenlooper: imagine ur facing surgery.. imagine ur guts have been ripped out, imagine im cutting ur throat and stepping on you...

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okay I made more tiktok OC

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