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4 years

me pretending this is healthy

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@Drebae_

4 years

I barely talk to anyone anymore, I be in my own lil world fr

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5 years

happy masturbation month!!!!!! touching yourself is normal, healthy, fun, stress-relieving, intimate and part of being human. do not let religions, men, family, or any-fucking-thing else keep you from the pleasure of knowing yourself 🌼

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this is literally virgos

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3 years

“cancel culture”???????? chris brown is literally still making music????

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4 years

smoking a bong is my favorite way to honor the elements

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4 years

me: 😡🤬😡🤬😡 me w caffeine and weed: 🥺💖🌱💘😇🥰💋💘😊💖💙✨💋💫🌱💘😊🥺💖🌱😇😍🌱💫

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5 years

urban outfitters stance on the astro twitter hot take of the month

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5 years

“youre bi? haha so you’d be into like, a threesome?” hell yea i would be but not with you ugly

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5 years

words not to use as adjectives or in jokes because they are real to people with mental illnesses: -crazy -psycho -bipolar -boderline -multiple personality -OCD -schizophrenic/seeing things -suicidal -self-harm -ptsd -ADHD/ADD -starving/binging/purging self

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5 years

yes i have 4 twitters one for each part of my personality. we compartmentalize in this bitch

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6 years

i feel like air sign placements take spacing out to a whole new level. like, no i didn't hear a word of that and in fact i wrote a musical in my head hold on i want to write down the lyrics-

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5 years

anyone else trying to break a cycle of still checking someone’s social media who doesn’t care about you (lol)

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6 years

i love my apartment i love my roommate i love my job i love my drug dealer i’m so happy i’ve waited my whole life for this and i’m loving every second

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virgos, taurus, leo: i’d like your undivided attention please gemini, scorpio, aquarius: you couldn’t handle my undivided attention

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6 years

water signs thinking everything is an attack on them is egotistical i'll say it

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6 years

Hate to do this but.......... Unpopular Opinion: Astrology Edition

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6 years

the moon is in virgo and it’s SUNDAY time for some productivity, it’s ours for the taking 🌱

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6 years

earth signs right before you're about to go out

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4 years

things i AM an expert in: smoking weed, being bisexual, having an anxiety disorder

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6 years

spiritual twitter can try to guilt me for having casual sex all they want but i grew up catholic so they better step the game up lmaoooo

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6 years

i like weed bc it makes everything a lil harder to do and that's fun for some reason

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5 years

I think virgos are so attracted to aries because they’re sure of themselves, opinionated, outgoing and charismatic, and virgos eat that shit up and are inspired by it

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me every morning: what's the weather like? my pisces wife: well i was wearing a cardigan when i left and it felt nice to have on in the shade but in the sun it was a little too hot and now it's later in the day so me: ...ok but what is the numerical value bitch the DEGREES

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4 years

i have a very serious question for people who haven’t smoked weed throughout this pandemic: what the fuck HAVE you been doing

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6 years

facemask is on and the bowl is packed bitches

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5 years

virgos will edit your speech as youre talking to them. mentally we’re like: redundant, unneccessary, i already knew that, that’s actually not how the saying goes-

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6 years

virgo season is change, new colors, new projects, centering yourself on what you want done, what you're ready to work for all winter long. it's a quiet kind of magic✨

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5 years

I was taught masturbating was “having sex with yourself, and that’s disgusting” and it wasn’t until a popular tumblr girl I looked up to started to encourage her followers to masturbate w/o shame that I changed my mind. if I can be that for someone I’ll be fulfilled this month !!

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6 years

take a lesson from yr local virgo and stay quiet when it’s not your business. virgos are intentional and critical for improvement purposes. if what you say won’t be either of those things, redirect your energy.

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5 years

as a gemini moon i am either full speed ahead or parked on the couch. i have no middleground

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5 years

when u used to crush on someone and u go back and look at their social media later and u cannot believe how poor ur taste was bc u were horny

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7 years

do you know how exhausting it is to notice everything

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4 years

scorpio placements vs uninterrupted eye contact

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6 years

sun and moon are in virgo today!!!!!!!!! let's get it!!!!!!

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2 years

queers everywhere were sobbing

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6 years

my anxiety disorder when i drink iced coffee on an empty stomach

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6 years

maybe i'll start slinging dildos or tampons on my back to parody gun bitch and actually bring some light to women's issues like stigmas around sex and menstruation

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4 years

the moon is in taurus

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6 years

are any other virgos just feeling like they’re fucking things up left and right this pisces mercury rx or is it just my clumsy ass

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4 years

im bisexual because i secretly watched tila tequila double shot at love when i was 12

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6 years

i'm such a SLUT for FALL i just WHORE out for a good CARDIGAN and LATTE

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6 years

not all virgos are neat or clean freaks about their home spaces, but if they are, the easiest way to tell if they're in emotional distress is if their space is either really dirty or just WAY too clean

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6 years

“I just want to make sure you know you’re wrong” is a real thing I said to someone tonight

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5 years

personally offended

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6 years

ppl making zodiac makeup palettes: we’ll give virgos the poop color

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me: my anxiety disorder: death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death

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3 years

when people come over and see the cat and theyre like oh i’m allergic to cats..../: yeah me too toughen up

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6 years

having a scorpio mars and a virgo venus is like trying to keep a volcano under a nervous nun’s habit

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6 years

i have a theory that people with a lot of mercurial influence are clumsy because mercury is working overdrive in normal thought processes, like walking, and goes haywire lol

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6 years

aquas are as observant as virgos, they just file away their findings and use them much differently than virgos do lmao

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6 years

the bisexuals are greedy myth is true. i want a boyfriend and a girlfriend, the fuck

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5 years

@lameravioli not a PINK plastic representation of a spouse instead of the proper BLUE

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4 years

astro twitter 2 years ago was a different place. we were all posting our full fucking charts everywhere like roast me!!!!!!!

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6 years

anyone: have you been writing? me: i've been....THINKING....about....writing....

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4 years

i havent stopped thinking about this tweet. so is tumblr, a visualization app

Queen Quen

@quenblackwell

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Pinterest is a manifestation app. I will not be elaborating any further.

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6 years

if you have a vagina you should only clean it with warm water. i also recommend you treat yourself to a vibrator. this is a psa

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6 years

guys tomorrow is the rare crossover of "on wednesdays we wear pink" and "on october 3rd he asked me what day it is. 'it's october 3rd.'" - the mean girls will be everywhere

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6 years

being a virgo is having nothing to do but still feeling like youre running out of time to do it

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6 years

me after socializing for one night: can't wait to get home smoke weed and process all that

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4 years

i became a stoner because i’d simply be too powerful if i wasn’t getting a little stupid everyday

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6 years

my kink is just emotionally unavailable people who don't want to date me

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6 years

as a gemini moon it's not that i change my mind all the time it's that...my mind...is changing...all the time

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6 years

do a virgo woman a favor and get out of her way today

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4 years

mentally i’m here

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5 years

people with virgo in your chart... how does it feel to be gods favorite

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5 years

if im both gay AND mentally ill which holiday should i be prioritizing today

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6 years

sorry i didn't text you back everything is a lot

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6 years

things virgos love: following rules, enforcing rules, making rules, compartmentalizing, acronyms, order, forms, labels, understanding every part of how something works, only noticing things when they aren’t perfect

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4 years

the way to jailbreak chaotic gemini/virgo energy is to procrastinate your tasks with other productivity. of course now i can’t do a task if there is not a slightly more difficult task to put off while doing it, but still

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6 years

@hostilequeer are u like my old roommate who wouldn't let me lay on her bed if i was wearing clothes i had also worn on the el at some point that day

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6 years

meds reminder!! if you have some, take them! if you're running low, call your pharmacy to get some more. if you're out, go get your prescription! withdrawal sucks and sometimes missing even a day can mess things up! take care of yourself nd take your meds🌱✨

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6 years

employ virgos

Cody🦝

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6 years

Starting a cleaning service company where all my employees are mid mental breakdown and need to stress clean an entire house to decompress, dm for job opportunities

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6 years

anyway ya they literally don't want bi ppl to use the term gay bc of when bi people are in het relationships apparently it invalidates gay men and lesbians???? would love to know how this isn't just straight up biphobic???? but also i'm tired don't @ me

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6 years

gemini placements are the ones who leave their coffee on top of the car and drive away

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6 years

i have generalized anxiety disorder (GAD) and these are some of the free online resources i still use from CBT (cognitive-behavorial therapy!) when i am feeling my anxiety worsen:

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6 years

do you know how much fucking energy i spend as a mutable dom repressing the urge to get finger tattoos

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6 years

my brain sober: heywhatsupwhatreyoudoingwhatsthepurposeofthiswillitmakeyouhappyinthelongrunwhyarentyoudoingmoreormaybeyoushouldbetakingabreakyeahyoudeservesometimetojustrelaxandnotthinkaboutthepurposeofeverythingyouredoing my brain after a fat bowl: haha... nice...

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6 years

me: i'm a witch now, by the way my mom, sighing: oh, i was afraid of that me: me: me: where do you think the crystals will get the most moonlight, in front or the back? my mom: the front

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@GnarlyAstrology virgo

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yr local virgo cleans best when she's angry

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📣📣📣📣ALL 435 HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVE SEATS ARE UP FOR GRABS ON NOVEMBER 6TH. 1/3 OF THE SENATE IS ALSO UP! JUST BC IT ISN'T THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT IMPORTANT. CHECKS AND BALANCES! DO YOUR RESEARCH AND VOTE FOR A BRIGHTER FUTURE, A BRIGHTER 2019🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

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4 years

i swear to god i heard a meow when i opened the second pic

✨ivy✨ 🧡

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4 years

, soft

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6 years

real talk how do yall with mental illnesses have the energy to prioritize your physical health i'm so tired all the time fatigue is part of my MI like what the fuck

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anyway i decided i'm gonna post about being bisexual all the time now bc i'm so tired of bi erasure and biphobia 🤟🤟🤟

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6 years

leslie knope is canonically a capricorn but i know another virgo sun gemini moon when i see one

moon🪻

@moonstrologyy

6 years

what’s a fictional character you think their cannon sign is wrong and what do you think it really should be?

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6 years

reminder to stop triggering yourself online if you know looking at certain content will make you anxious/depressed/manic/dissociative/dysphoric !! (this is a reminder to myself but i figured i’d share) STOP making it harder on yourself 💓

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6 years

i literally always want to be in the fetal position

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7 years

@GnarlyAstrology I GOT A LOT @OF PICS SO virgo pt 2

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5 years

work crush waved at me today. yes that will sustain me for 6 weeks.

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6 years

fuck off with this you aren't "ACTUALLY" gay bullshit. should i trash my gay flag, the one i march with because bi flags were not available? should i ignore news on gay rights as if it doesn't directly affect me and my relationships? someone come get their biphobe.

🦂Scorpleo☀️

@thatssomichaela

6 years

@Un_creatiive @yrlocalvirgo This is why when I say I’m gay which I *actually* am, guys don’t believe me and continue to hit on me. I understand this is a heteronormativity problem at large / bi people are exposed to bi-erasure, but you’re sort of participating in that by ignoring your own identity?

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5 years

“did you cum?” “big time” “whatd it feel like” “like punching a straw through a bag of capri sun on the first try”

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6 years

i'm making astro ones now asdfkfd

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6 years

literally everyday of my life i've had to re-justify my own sexuality to myself. everyday i've gone through the cycle - am i just straight? or am i just a lesbian? and everyday i come to the firm conclusion that no, i'm bisexual. that's why i fight for this label. it's validating

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self reflecting on how much i self reflect

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