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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

6 months

An update on the dynamics of physical safety for Jewish students on and around Columbia’s campus, opinions my own:

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4 years

@MeyersLeonard Good to see you are enjoying the true traditional cultural foods of Orlando

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@yoni_kurtz

6 months

The lack of clarity on this is a huge problem, and one that could be mitigated by students at the on-campus protests disavowing such actions.

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

6 months

Noting that I have no way of knowing, for sure, whether any of the people who fomented and enacted actual violence on campus last night were Columbia students. Based on how student and non-student protesters have acted in past, it seems more likely that most were not students.

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Yoni Kurtz

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6 months

It is possible violence from non-students may normalize violence from students. That is why it is important for all protesters, inside or outside the gates (from SJP's leaders to those who have joined in the last few days) to condemn violence and/or separate from those who won't.

Zachary Braiterman

@ZacharyBraiterm

6 months

important context from @yoni_kurtz . But it's not clear that the on-campus violent actors (against Jewish counter-protestors) were not Columbia students. More to the point: there is a continuum between on-campus and off-campus. Speech creates general climate

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Yoni Kurtz

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1 year

Full text of a speech I delivered to media gathered outside Columbia today, calling on university admin to take tangible action to protect its students and allow them to humanize each other:

[FOR PUBLIC] Copy of Yoni Kurtz Personal Statement 10/30

Good afternoon. Before I start, I want everyone to consider the list of speakers you will hear from today. Today, you will not hear from any politicians. You will not hear from national lobbying...

docs.google.com

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

6 months

Asking Minouche Shafik if students at Columbia have read the Bible and if she understands that the US is a Christian nation is ignorant and stupid in so many ways, but mostly because WE READ GENESIS IN REQUIRED CLASSES

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

1 year

Continuing on the theme of my Twitter temporarily NOT being poorly crafted “I Think You Should Leave” jokes:

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1 year

“When I spoke about the things that I have heard from my peers about anti-Semitic incidents that have happened to them, I included incidents that are Islamophobic incidents on campus, to me it is really a cultural issue that needs to be addressed.” Yoni Kurtz w/ @NicolleDWallace

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

3 years

Calling an annoying task a “chesed opportunity” is a bigger scam than “Hi sir, this is the IRS and you just won a free cruise.”

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

3 years

My Jacob Steinmetz moment, when he hit a tank off of me at the 2019 @ColBasInv … I guess pitchers really do rake huh @CespedesBBQ ? @elliotsteinmetz

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

4 months

It is 100% true that many Jewish students who strongly criticize Israel both feel and are excluded, possibly institutionally, and definitely socially, from prominent spaces on campus.

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@TaliaRinger

4 months

So basically classic Ivy League leadership antisemitism in the style of the 1920s when Harvard changed their whole admissions process because many Jews were getting in and they didn't want so many Jews. Nothing has changed

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

4 years

Don’t wanna brag, but Jewish Space Laser might have been my nickname back in the JCC basketball days

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

6 years

@FOXMarlins @Marlins No question, Dee Gordon’s first home run of 2016, the first game back after José’s death. That is why baseball is great. #Marlins25

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

6 years

@baseballhall @11EdgarMartinez @Mariners I’m a high schooler who wrote a 12 page paper (that won Palm Beach County @NationalHistory contest) about Clemente’s impact, and I mentioned @11EdgarMartinez in a section about Clemente’s legacy’s ability to inspire other players! If anyone’s interested I’d love to share more!

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

8 months

People used to know how to disagree with each other

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

4 months

Columbia’s biggest failure is diagnosing these two issues as different problems in which they must pick a “side.” It is ALL the same problem. Until Columbia’s admin, faculty, students, government officials truly grasp that, things will only get worse.

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

4 years

Due to the unfortunate recent COVID-19 outbreaks nationally we regret to inform you that all classes will be...and there’s a drive to deep left field by Castellanos, it is gone... moved online thank you for your understanding during this trying time for all of us.

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

4 years

@GlennGeffner @Marlins @MarlinsRadio Jerusalem, Israel! Lifelong fish fan born in ‘02 finally Marlins watching playoff baseball feels surreal

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

3 years

Side point I also struck him out later in the game

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

6 months

From my vantage point, all of these points (Chait’s article and Klion’s response) are true. Reactionary politics and the reactionary and violent responses to said politics fuel each other. Weird to say, but this is one of the main things I have learned at Columbia this year.

David Klion

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6 months

There are campuses that have managed these protests without major incident. The people who decided to help the right-wing thrive are Shafik, Adams, Hochul, and ultimately Joe Biden.

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Yoni Kurtz

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4 months

It is also 100% true that many Jewish students who support Israel both feel and are excluded, possibly institutionally, and definitely socially, from prominent spaces on campus.

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

2 years

Who tortures themselves watching until the 28th pick of the nba draft, but doesn’t know the Warriors won the championship? Wondering what niche ESPN is targeting with their graphics…

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

3 years

I’m not an anti-masker or anything, but something’s making me think these masks might be ineffective 🤷‍♂️

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

1 year

Misogyny has been defeated (my dad is mansplaining Taylor Swift to my mom).

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

1 year

I was today days old when I realized it’s called PowerPoint because it allows you to make a powerful point

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

3 years

The snack guy on a flight is the worst guy. We get it dude you have unlimited access to skinny pop at your office for some reason, no need to flex on the rest of us…today I will be the snack guy for the first time wish me luck

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

4 years

Things I discovered today: 1. If you sit on hold with the @CollegeBoard for more than 25 minutes the music changes and it gets wayyyy better 2. Calc BC was much easier than uploading my responses #apcalc #apcalculus

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

3 years

@ReizlHman Can’t believe I got canceled at my first MC gig

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

3 years

@aaronkurtz7799 @MiamiHEAT @YWN @YUathletics It just goes to show you that as long as you work hard and go to Step it Up basketball camp anyone can make it

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

2 years

If this really is the end of Twitter, I just want to clear the air with all 104 of my followers. Elon Musk has been running this acc-, as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a home run, and so that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame.

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

1 year

The people who try singular grapes from the shelves in grocery stores are the reason for America’s downfall

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

4 years

@jeremytache @Manny_Navarro Considering both teams catchers got it first, is it (G-d forbid) possible the umpire from that game has been exposed?

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

2 years

A two hour flight delay is definitely annoying, but believe me, it PALES in comparison to the guy across the aisle from me narrating the entire thing to the other people in his row as if he’s watching Game 7 of the World Series

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

4 years

Nothing gets my heart pumping like a nice offensive line push for 3 additional yards #SuperBowl

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

6 years

@GreekGodOfHops @ABREG_1 I’ve been saying it for years, replace the bats with lulavs during sukkot.

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

2 years

I was so sure I would never regret purchasing the massive Chad Henne Fathead @aaronkurtz7799

Sweep The Leg

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2 years

I remember that dolphins/jets MNF game when it was Chad Henne vs Mark Sanchez and Mike Tirico told us we were watching the future of the AFC East.

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Yoni Kurtz

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2 years

That paper contained dozens of scandalous references to the overt racism from media, fans, and MLB teams that Clemente faced and overcame. Maybe the State of Florida should rescind my award for writing about such a dangerous topic...

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

4 years

@JennaEllisEsq I’m going on record now: If they try to cancel the Spicy Bistro Chicken, if they try to force me to eat reasonable amounts of food or use a napkin, I will not bend, I will not waver, I will not break. On MSG that glorious additive I stand. And I’m proud to pound China Bistro.

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

3 years

@IsaacKurtz5 Now do the challah boards

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4 years

@Bblaine18 @MaxTGoodman @BryanHoch Such epic disrespect when you hit a home run and don’t even bother running the bases

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3 years

@IsaacKurtz5 @ReizlHman Oh no is IsaacReizl @bellsouth .net coming soon?

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@yoni_kurtz

3 years

@ReizlHman @IsaacKurtz5 Guess my invite got lost in the mail…

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

2 years

“I don’t even know where San Diego is! F the Yankees!” -grown adult man into plastic microphone, 2022 Playoff baseball vibes are IMMACULATE

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@yoni_kurtz

4 years

@JeffEisenband Weights all on his front foot easy K @Bblaine18

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@yoni_kurtz

4 years

@zoran_dragic @Goran_Dragic @ThisIsUD @MiamiHEAT @NBA @IsaacKurtz5 biggest legend around

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

5 years

Sad that Jeopardy is over but happy my 10th grade English class read Othello and I knocked down final jeopardy... cmon James #JeopardyGOAT

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

6 years

@whatkyIasaid @realDonaldTrump Clutch for me my English grade could use it

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

3 years

@IsaacKurtz5 @MiamiMarlins_UK @aaronkurtz7799 Just waiting for Pete to predict a loss one time

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@yoni_kurtz

4 years

@SESteacherman45 @DTrainMLB @aaronkurtz7799 suit up

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@yoni_kurtz

4 years

@DugoutMugs @aaronkurtz7799 nothing like early Sunday mornings and some Pablo Sanchez rockets

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

5 years

@FishArmy305 @GabySanchez15 When u root for the marlins and they haven’t qualified for the playoffs in 17 years, these are the childhood memories you cherish @IsaacKurtz5 @Bblaine18 @skurtz78 @fishstripes @Dabeast732

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

4 years

@MLBPipeline @Cardinals Gonna need to see some proof this isn’t just Leo Nuñez again... @officialEasy_K @IsaacKurtz5 @aaronkurtz7799

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

4 years

@fishstripes @Bblaine18 why do u model ur pitching mechanics after him exactly

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Yoni Kurtz

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3 years

@VaadHaBadchanim Link to buy these out for those interested:

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

5 years

@JeffEisenband Literally have played mlb showdown 02 consistently for the last 15 years and it’s a problem

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@yoni_kurtz

4 years

@ReizlHman Proud to say I was your third like ever

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@yoni_kurtz

5 years

@GlennGeffner @fishstripes @skurtz78 @IsaacKurtz5 , getting picked up from school post butterfly garden field trip to go see Bonifacio pop one over lasting milledges head

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

3 years

@GarysheffieldJr @Jared_Carrabis @aaronkurtz7799 @IsaacKurtz5 gracing your timeline

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

4 years

@people @IsaacKurtz5 after waiting in line for hours and not getting on, I really don’t care what happens to that thing

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

4 years

@TheBelaaz @realDonaldTrump @themishpacha @aaronkurtz7799 @IsaacKurtz5 @officialEasy_K Cant believe you didn't send me this incredible content

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

6 years

@TheRealSangy35 46 years to the day..... I’m writing a research paper about Roberto Clemente, his life, tragedy of his death, and triumph of his legacy. I’d love to get your thoughts, if you are interested please tweet back at me.

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

3 years

@IsaacKurtz5 @doinkpatrol @aaronkurtz7799 Shh you can't put this on the internet they escaped the trademark lawsuit for so long

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

4 years

@IsaacKurtz5 @Survivor_Reddit Yes I’d like to play that ♠️

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

4 years

. @MiamiHEAT WON THE NBA CHAMPIONSHIP, BY A LOT!

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

4 years

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

6 years

@whatkyIasaid #stopthegrossmisuseofvagueadverbialmodifiers is now trending on twitter and is quite the cool thing to say

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@yoni_kurtz

4 years

@trevorplouffe Matt Joyce on one pitch in a huge spot for the Marlins last week against O’Day...

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

6 years

@MiamiMarlinsWin @WeiYinChen16

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

4 years

@aaronkurtz7799 @IsaacKurtz5 @Marlins Bro I actually have Alfaro tho 👀

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4 years

@TDISportsClips @IsaacKurtz5 Hollywood Fl legend

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@yoni_kurtz

4 years

@skurtz78 @aaronkurtz7799 @FishArmy305 @IsaacKurtz5 @Marlins @officialEasy_K Same vibes as “night out with the boys and Yoni too”

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

6 years

Anyone else hear Eric say “to put the spurs up by two?”

Sports Illustrated

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6 years

Dwyane Wade, Danny Green and Kawhi Leonard all trading shots and battling. Feels like the 2013 Finals all over again. (via @NBATV )

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

2 years

“I am the Taysom Hill of the Yeshiva league”

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

2 years

. @RonDeSantisFL When I was in high school, @FLHistoryDay awarded me with the "Sports Heritage Award" for a research paper that centered on the "Triumph and Tragedy" of Clemente's life and career.

Daniel Uhlfelder

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Banned in Duval County, Florida schools.

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Yoni Kurtz

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4 years

@Marlins @skurtz78

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

5 years

@barstoolsports @IsaacKurtz5 when u finish survivor

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

2 years

“And it appears the pilot has begun fraternizing with one of the passengers in the cockpit!” Dude just stop please

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

3 years

@RichWaltz @THUT14 Could really use a @Jomboy_ breakdown on some of Red’s screaming

CIN@MIA: Redmond tossed after arguing overturned call

7/31/14: Marlins manager Mike Redmond is tossed from the game after arguing an overturned call in the 8th inningCheck out http://m.mlb.com/video for our full...

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

4 years

My online courses at Columbia trying to teach about the difference between correlation and causality with seemingly random correlations of stats but all I see is vindication for Jesper Berg #occupied #Okkupert #freenorway

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4 years

@Bblaine18 @eisenberg_jonah I knew you guys wouldn’t be able to maintain a friendship

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2 years

@NoahKahan @IsaacKurtz5 @aaronkurtz7799 heavy Shawn green baseball card vibes

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5 years

@JeffEisenband I mean there’s a reason he’s a 15 on base in Mlb showdown @IsaacKurtz5

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3 years

Columbia Linguistics Prof. John McWhorter claims he got the Worldle in two guesses yesterday... do we buy it

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@yoni_kurtz

5 years

@BillKristol @marcorubio as a constituent I would appreciate something like this to prevent future “inappropriate actions that don’t rise to the level of impeachment”

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

6 years

Glad to announce I will be forming “preliminary committees” to discuss a potential bid to appear on @colbertlateshow

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The Ed Sullivan Theater in New York City, home of Stephen Colbert's "Late Show," is proving to be a key stop for Democrats who are positioning themselves for 2020 presidential bids, writes CNN's @brianstelter

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9 years

@harrys4876 @IsaacKurtz would disagree #vegetarian #pargiyotalltheway

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4 years

@fishstripes @IsaacKurtz5

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2 years

@ReizlHman @IsaacKurtz5 Are the questions “big,” or is Isaac now known as the “big chef?”

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Yoni Kurtz

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4 years

@FishArmy305 @aaronkurtz7799 @IsaacKurtz5 ^^ don’t forget

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3 years

@SeforimChatter @joshshapiro924 👀 birthday present next year for u?

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

4 years

@Tua rumor has it I’m getting ur jersey for my birthday this Sunday, but it won’t ship until u choose a jersey number... help me out and let us know soon please? #finsup

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

4 years

@eisenberg_jonah heard you had a nice spit hand shake

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Yoni Kurtz

@yoni_kurtz

6 years

Registered another 10 students at KYHS today!