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Vaad HaBadchanim

3 months

Please daven for Edaan Scamar ben Zonah who seems to be in a lot of financial duress and is still hitting up members of the kehillah for cash, most recently @Chusidel .

Vaad HaBadchanim

@VaadHaBadchanim

3 months

Okay so we created a Whatsapp group a couple years ago that we don't use so much anymore, but our friend "Edaan the Scammer" joined this group last week and is trying to hit up people for money. Apparently he hit up @MKYstatus recently and is trying to take advantage of Am

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4 months

Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (A Letter from Campus)

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4 years

For those missing the sound of leyning ***sound up***

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3 months

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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1 month

You know what? Feel free to blame the Jews for this one.

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3 years

The best comedy sketch writers in the world could not come up with this

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10 months

Honestly impressed When the ceasefire leining cosplay got up to כו :ב, she starts whispering hashems promise of giving lands to the avos like it’s the tochecha!

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10 months

I personally value Palestinian lives so much that I would trade one of them for all the hostages

Eylon Levy

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10 months

The first question that left me speechless (but only for a second):

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4 years

For those missing the sounds of leyning the Haftara ***sound up***

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3 years

Mordechai and Esther write megillah, fail to mention Hashem. (YWN)

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4 years

For those missing the sound of leyning: Vol. II. ***sound up***

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2 years

Breaking: Recent report shows that 63% of shuls host pizza events in their Sukkah called "Pizza in the Hut" (YWN).

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2 years

This is incredible

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2 years

Last year I (60M) was invited to my friend's (65M) Purim seudah, but he got very drunk and killed me. He davened and brought me back to life, which was nice I guess, but now he wants me to come back to his seudah this year. AITA because I don’t want to go and rely on miracles?

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Vaad HaBadchanim

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11 months

[brings 54 duffle bags filled with supplies donated throughout the Jewish community to the airport] El Al security: Did you pack these bags yourself? Were they with you the entire time? Me: ...

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3 years

When Shlomo Hamelech decides to run for mayor

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Daniel Sugarman

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A short thread on the favourite slogan of anti-Zionist Jews - and how it very powerfully expresses a very basic disconnect from the rest of us. 🧵

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3 months

Don't forget that for a period of time in Fall 2022 every day was Yom Yerushalayim

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1 year

Guy running the Seder: Shlosha Mi Yodeia? Undercover Christian missionary at the Seder:

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@VaadHaBadchanim

3 years

So we’re doing this again, corporate America?

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10 months

CEASEFIRE RABBIS PLANNING MEETING: "Ok so then we'll do Torah reading in Hebrew and English." "Great, love it. Oh wait, what Parsha?" "Toldos." "Shoot, not good. There's some stuff in there about how Hashem promised the land to the Avos." "Not to worry, we'll handle that."

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4 years

A freilichen women’s day, from all of us at Ami magazine! Especially to this special group of amazing women:

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4 years

Has 2020 tried checking their tefillin and mezuzahs yet?

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2 years

the real tragedy for @libsoftiktok is that, had this happened just a week earlier, she could have been booked as a speaker on a pesach program

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4 years

Second day in a row De Blasio pisses off chassidim

Mayor Eric Adams

@NYCMayor

4 years

On #YomHaatzmaut we pause to recognize a country and a people whose strength and perseverance in the face of adversity, hatred and evil are an inspiration to all of us. To all who celebrate: Happy Israeli Independence Day.

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@VaadHaBadchanim

1 month

Englewood daf Yomi shiur group pic at siyum hashas

Phil Murphy

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1 month

Can confirm.

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4 months

Lyrics: Hello Muddah, hello Faddah I have joined Camp Intifada Camp is very instigating And they say the quad sprinkler will soon stop raining The tuition is so pricey To attend a Poison Ivy You remember Ilhan's daughter She’s now homeless for defending Jewish slaughter All

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10 months

During the translation segment “…god came to him (Isaac) and told him don’t go to Egypt, just stay where you are —, I’m skipping a lot of parts here — gave him a lot of blessings…”

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3 years

Who can spot the really unfortunate typo?

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8 months

“Happily ate for your father-in-law”

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3 years

Netflix's Orthodox A guy goes to DRS, then Shaalvim, then YU, gets married to a girl who also went to HASC, and gets a job working for Centers. He's doing fine.

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Vaad HaBadchanim

@VaadHaBadchanim

2 years

The Vaad's Blue Check for the month of Cheshvan has been sponsored anonymously in honor of the marriage of Chaya Rochel Gordon and Shmaya Krinsky.

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@VaadHaBadchanim

4 months

Media newsrooms right now:

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@VaadHaBadchanim

2 years

I happen to know someone who went through the chasidish education system in monsey and is now a CEO for a very big corporation. Not amazon/cash advance/real estate..the real deal. She even has her own netflix show.

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Vaad HaBadchanim

@VaadHaBadchanim

10 months

Thank you, Hamas, for your unwavering support of Israel.

Naila Ayad🇵🇸

@Naila_Ayad

10 months

The black list you must boycott.

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@VaadHaBadchanim

3 years

BH for the Ezras Torah Luach. A lifesaver for all Gabbaim.

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Vaad HaBadchanim

@VaadHaBadchanim

2 years

Source: anonymous on whatsapp

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4 years

Crown Heights is reporting that half of their population has been hit in the head with bricks... and I’m gonna guess, it’s the Jewish half

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@VaadHaBadchanim

10 months

המקום ינחם אתכם בתוך אבלי [redacted]

IfNotNow🔥✡️

@IfNotNowOrg

10 months

RIGHT NOW: American Jews are sitting in at @SenBrianSchatz ’s office, demanding he support a #CeasefireNOW and refuse to fund genocide in Gaza. We are sitting shiva until he takes action.

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8 months

What are we supposed to call this guy

Yahoo Sports

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8 months

Texas WR and former Georgia WR Adonai Mitchell has declared for the NFL Draft. Mitchell had 55 catches, 845 yards, and 11 TDs in his lone season with Texas.

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@VaadHaBadchanim

1 year

The Ishay Ribo concert at MSG is basically a coed version of the siyum hashas.

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@VaadHaBadchanim

3 years

Ani Hashem Rof'echa

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@VaadHaBadchanim

2 years

We will never forget this epic Gilbert Gottfried moment

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2 years

So chaval that the antisemites aren't waiting until next week to do their National Day of Hate It would be amazing shtick for Shabbos Zachor

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@VaadHaBadchanim

1 year

Found my tashlich spot for this Rosh Hashana

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@VaadHaBadchanim

4 months

MBD on CBS (🔊Sound On🔊)

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3 years

לשנה הבאה בירושלים הבנויה Here's a glimpse into what next year in Yerushalayim could look like:

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Vaad HaBadchanim

@VaadHaBadchanim

4 years

Mayor de Blasio walks into a restaurant Sukkah with only poles, straps, and schach, and fines the manager for having indoor dining. "What's this about? My sukkah doesn't even have any walls!" "Yeah, but my aide just taught me about lavud."

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1 year

Yo bro, is it true that Julius Caesar was stabbed on the first of March?

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10 months

Of course the Jews agreed to a 4 day pause that just so happens to coincide with Black Friday and Cyber Monday

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2 years

For everyone who is mad that their tweet didn't make the tournament, direct your anger towards the fact that we didn't see this nomination until now

Tzuri

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2 years

**Five towns parents visiting their single son who recently moved to Israel**

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4 years

This is for a siyum, but for a second I was surprised at how progressive Simcha Spot was.

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10 months

“BUENOS DIAS RABBOSAI”

Yagdil Isn't Brisk

@Briskerov

10 months

The Bolivian ambassador to the UN looks like he gives a wicked Daf Yomi Shiur 🤣

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2 years

Remember that time when a Mexican DJ found a @shlomokatz video singing on Lag Ba’Omer and remixed it into an EDM song with 3 million plays on Spotify?

Frum Tweet Explainer

@JokeOverMyHead

4 years

Fun Frum Fact: Mexican producers @urboiurboi_ and Boby Drum sampled @shlomokatz 's Lag Baomer Niggun and made it into an absolute banger of a song.

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4 years

When Melania’s hefsek is good

Donald J. Trump

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4 years

7 DAYS!!!

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2 years

Breaking News: The Torah is perfectly aligned to your political views

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3 years

With the Jewish Year coming to a close, the Vaad HaBadchanim would like to wish you a Happy 5782. May we all merit to get enough points to be written in the Good Place Book this year.

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4 years

Yes, we know Tu Bishvat is in two weeks, but please make good Tu Bishvat jokes. Don't settle for the low-hanging fruit.

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@VaadHaBadchanim

2 years

Tweet like someone in the Torah

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@VaadHaBadchanim

4 years

If you're usually the first one to call out anti-Semitic tweets and memes when you see them, please remember to call out the same racist ones when you see them.

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@VaadHaBadchanim

4 years

In many Chabad and Sephardic communities, the custom is to start from the pasuk "On Saturday..."

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@VaadHaBadchanim

4 years

For those missing the sounds of leyning the Haftara ***sound up***

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3 years

Non-Jews: The laws of Kilayim and Shatnez are so weird. Also non-Jews:

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3 years

"You know the difference between before we were frum and being frum? Before we were frum all we talked about is girls and money Now that we are frum all we talk about is shidduchim and parnassa..." - Rabbi Menachem Nissel

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2 years

I'm pretty sure she's a freshman who just got back from MMY and plans on not talking to boys her entire time at her secular college, and eventually ends up becoming its Hillel president after going off the derech

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Disgraced crypto CEO Caroline Ellison tweeted about 'regular amphetamine use' in 2021

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4 years

If you're davening Shmoneh Esrei in your socially distant minyan and you're still looking behind you to see if you can take three steps back, then your minyan is not socially distanced enough.

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4 years

**picks up random guy in 770** "...asher kidshanu b'mitzvosav v'tzivanu al netilas lubav" **shakes the guy vigorously**

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6 months

I don't see the big deal with a mikva strike - so what… you can’t use your new dishes?

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2 years

There are two types of people

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2 years

If you were given a pass to break a Jewish law one time, what sin would you commit? I’ll start - I would sleep until 12:00 and miss shacharit.

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3 years

This is why Chazal insisted that there would be a sgan kohen gadol prepared for Yom Kippur

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11 months

Being thousands of miles away and hearing the news I just felt so angry and helpless. So I opened up the Mishnah brurah to see what we should be doing in this situation? Luckily he listed 3 things we all can do Tefillah Tzedaka Ratio anti-israel posts on X with clown emojis

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4 years

Shishim Ribo

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4 years

Happy marcheshvan.

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2 years

Why does this work so well 🔈 🔈

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4 years

MY PITOM FELL OFF, MY LULAV IS CROOKED AND I HAVE DRIED OUT ARA. VOTE!

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2 years

What David reads over Shabbos vs. What Dovid reads over Shabbos

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@VaadHaBadchanim

3 years

From the same universe

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4 years

I have a joke about Shmura matza that will make you crack up.

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4 years

Here are some alternative ways to count 20 seconds while washing your hands, especially for those who are makpid not to sing Happy Birthday or the ABCs.

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3 years

The Vaad HaBadchanim discussing how to avoid fake reviews and poll votes with our friends at Yalla Teaneck

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2 years

*Public service announcement* People will be making jokes about how we won't be saying Tachanun on Thursday because of Thanksgiving, when in fact it's because it is the first day of Rosh Chodesh Kislev. The Vaad HaBadchanim has removed its hashgacha from all of those jokes.

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9 months

@AdameMedia

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3 years

Earlier today Ryan Turell put on a show for the @YUathletics , setting a school record 51 points, with his brother Jack on the broadcast, putting the "color" in color commentator. Here is everyone of his 51 points courtesy of @macslive (follow them!)... enjoy

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3 years

"Jerusalem Pizza" can also be replaced with "every kosher pizza place"

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4 years

Eitan as always, playing with such heart, such emotion. And Ben, wow. Such.... facts

Eitan Katz

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“L’maancha” with an old high school friend, the one and only @benshapiro

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2 years

We're remembering our friend Neal Auerbach A"H today. h/t @abbaleh

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4 years

Reminder: Early mincha today is at 1:20pm at Home Depot by Customer Service

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3 years

Some sad news to report before chag, unfortunately Neal (Tully) Auerbach/ @BrisketDerech passed away this morning. Tully was a super funny and sweet guy, both in person and on Frum Twitter. His family should be comforted with the mourners of Tzion and Yerushalayim. -Avi

Avi Schwartz

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3 years

@BrisketDerech @VaadHaBadchanim Pic or it didn't happen

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2 years

@NZwiebach @EliLebowicz Hi Nancy! Can you clarify whose beliefs are being ridiculed? Just trying to understand. Thanks in advance!

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@VaadHaBadchanim

10 months

Oh thank Gd

Empire State Building

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10 months

Glowing in red and green tonight with @rockettes in Celebration of the Radio City Rockettes' Christmas Spectacular Opening Night Text CONNECT to 274-16 to get alerts on our Lights! Watch tonight's lighting here:

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10 months

Candace: "the Torah isn't about you, Ben" Also Candace: "I am literally the Eishes Chayil"

Candace Owens

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10 months

Thank you everyone for what can only be described as an overwhelming amount of love and support yesterday. Thank you @TuckerCarlson , for lending me your platform to discuss my thoughts, my convictions, my faith and where I garner my happiness. “She is clothed with strength

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4 years

IT'S OVER! (1) @aimhumor has defeated (5) @PunkedFakert to win 2020's Frum Tweet of the Year!

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2 years

This is a HaKadosh Baruch Hu appreciation tweet.

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@VaadHaBadchanim

2 years

Sounds like pesicha over Shabbos was successful

David/Dovid Bashevkin

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2 years

Grateful for God’s precious miracles ❤️ וְעַל נִסֶּיךָ שֶׁבְּכָל יוֹם עִמָּנוּ❤️ 💕 Mazel tov, we had a baby boy💕

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3 years

Idk who needs to hear this, but you can in fact like a frum tweet without replying

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4 years

Message from the Vaad HaBadchanim as we enter the month of Av: It doesn't have to be this way. Stop complaining about the 9 days and just be nice to people. It's that simple.

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3 years

WhatsApp coming back like

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