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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

5 years

Kamu benar...

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

4 years

oowwww, jadi banyak yang ngetik "ngga" and they thought it was a typo of the N word sama orang2 amrik. That was the root of the issue all along dari semalem? anjaaaaayyy hahahaha.

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yodee van der woodsen

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6 years

The Truth

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yodee van der woodsen

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5 years

Film apaan dong di netflix yg plottwistnya bagus?

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yodee van der woodsen

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6 years

White people discoevered santet

dennis hegstad

@dennishegstad

6 years

What is this flying item on fire above downtown Los Angeles?

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

4 years

Plot twist: setelah lebaran, Jakarta tutup. Yang dari jakarta mudik ke kampungnya ga bisa kembali. Mereka terpaksa bekerja di desa & membangun desanya dgn skill yg mereka pelajari dari bekerja kantoran di jkt. Semua desa di indonesia jadi maju, kaya, makmur..dan kita balikan #lah

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yodee van der woodsen

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6 years

Warning

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

5 years

Pak polisi... lepasin sjw2 aja ini mah seriusan deh. Tar yg demo jg pada males. Sjw sedotan, sjw kfc ama sjw golput. Ama gustika sekalian biar tambah malesin

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

11 months

@agannyi Iya. These "disruptive" apps are slowly declining in terms of price points and quality lama2. Im going back to traditional taxi service instead of ojol, and hotels instead of airbnb

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

4 years

@itsanewdai @ihysteph Shes probably in shock to see that hand signal from her friend

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10 months

@el_nonymous *lagi lewat depan dia* "oits, mantap!" apan ajig tiba2 mantap.....

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

4 years

Cc temen2 aku

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yodee van der woodsen

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10 months

@LiongkyTan Terus kalo rumah diraid, barang2 yg diberantakin boleh minta diberesin lagi ga si? Or blg "kalo mau geledah, naro barang2nya yg rapi ya pak"

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

6 years

Sedotan sjw siapa ini ketinggalan?

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yodee van der woodsen

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6 years

Pak Maruf diem aje.....kaya lg dilukis

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yodee van der woodsen

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6 years

Ahok: "apa ini?" pas liat sedotan besi.

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yodee van der woodsen

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4 years

kerja bareng aku yuks!

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yodee van der woodsen

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6 years

English: it's impossible to finish the task you just gave me on time because I dont have the ability and resources. When the due date came, you will be disappointed with the result I deliver. Indonesian: siaaaapp!

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

10 months

@muthiastp Gw kira Kasino malah

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

1 year

@addxtiv @cinnamongirlc Dmn2 org akan kepikiran kalo urusan kerjaan walau udah dibilang balasnya besok. Apalagi kalo dr atasan. Kalo perkara takut lupa, then its your problem. Yang pelupa kan elo, jgn malah dijadikan masalah utk org lain. Gw jg dulu suka gitu soalnya, learned it the hard way 🤣

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

6 years

bukan aku yang namain loh ini sumpah.... 😅

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yodee van der woodsen

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6 years

Mas2 drivethru mekdi: "mainannya utk anak cewe apa cowo, mas?" Me: *laughing* "mas ati2 ya kalo ngomong gt di twitter."

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

6 years

tolong kembalikan masa-masa di mana kamu bales whatsapp aku dengan cepat. makasih.

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yodee van der woodsen

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4 years

@daydaydonat @semangkasegar yang menang rindu. Yang kalah aku.

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yodee van der woodsen

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7 years

Tuhan bersama kangen-kangen yang telah diucapkan tapi tak terbalaskan.

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yodee van der woodsen

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6 years

Ga-cinta-lagi lvl: udah manggil nama sebenarnya

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yodee van der woodsen

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3 years

@alandakariza Whaaatt? People actually go there?

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

6 years

gue mah Asian aja. Crazy kaga, rich apalagi.

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yodee van der woodsen

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4 years

netijen sjw

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5 years

Teaser bukunya @monstreza

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yodee van der woodsen

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2 years

You deserve your kindness too

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yodee van der woodsen

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6 years

Sea Games kalo ada olahraga cabang tidak menghargai pendapat orang lain, pasti indonesia menang

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

6 years

Apakah kamu cukup nganu? Jika ya, ayok daftar! #loker

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

4 years

semoga di 2021 ini ga ada lagi tatakan gelas yang bahannya ngikut nempel kalo gelasnya diangkat.

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

4 years

I think theyre just buddies having a laugh, maen kata2an aja kaya di tongkrongan. Gada yg tersinggung jg kayanya... dua2nya jg ketawa. But hey, i aint sjw so i dont overthink dan menghubung2kan semuamuanya.

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

4 years

"Keliatan ga screen gua?" - meeting jaman skrg

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

6 years

kalo sen pake kaki kaga keliatan, oncom!

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

6 years

I didnt leave, love left us

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@eternaldroplets

6 years

Six words love story :

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

7 years

Kangen juga bisa dateng saat kita tidak sengaja mendengarkan musik yang dulu sering dia ulang-ulang.

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

4 years

Are you jasmine without jas?

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

2 years

Ni boongnya level kegep selingkuh di kamar hotel trus blgnya "gak ngapa2in kok, cuma kerja kelompok"

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

4 years

@blackpinkriego Udah ada yg bales pake "my body my authority" atau "aku ga minta dilahirkan belom"?

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

6 years

alternate story as told by an sjw.

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

4 years

@monstreza Aku adalah Abang2 yg kedua, ngikutin tp pake duit kembalian

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

4 years

"Kiamat makin dekat." Ya iyalah, bro.... masa makin jauh. Do you understand the concept of time?

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yodee van der woodsen

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6 years

jadilah data scientist!

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

4 years

Aku pikir kamu jawaban, ternyata masalah baru.

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yodee van der woodsen

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6 years

Kangennya ini lho...Allahuakbar!

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

7 years

+ "mungkin untuk next-nya..."

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

8 years

install apk GroupXit. you can exit awhatsapp group without notice. You're welcome.

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

10 months

@janedoeisliving 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Tutto bono is my to go place when im in sby btw. Yg di Darmo kan? Good ambience

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

6 years

Masih follow2an IG dan twitter tapi ngaku sudah move on. Tentu tidak, Rudolfo!

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

4 years

Kumau ikutan ini mulai senen. Tp nulisnya dmn?

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

4 years

Kangen itu rasanya....

haduhaduh

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yodee van der woodsen

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3 years

Why good things arent happening to you? Because youre the good thing thats happening to other people

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

6 years

Ngakak banget nonton inian. Ada yg tau full videonya bisa ditonton dmn?

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

6 years

banyak orang kangen tapi tak mau memulai pembicaraan ataupun mengajak ketemuan. Hal seperti itu tak perlu ditiru. Kurang terpuji.

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

4 years

Unpopular opinion: lebih seneng kalo kaleng khong guan isinya rengginang daripada kue benerannya.

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

6 years

We don't get to choose who we love... Or who loves us back.

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

5 years

Merdekakan diri kalian dari kangen. Ketemuanlah!!

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

6 years

Liburan ke luar negri Brains: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Me: "Kangen nasi"

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

6 years

"theres something between us." "What is it?" "Distance."

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

5 years

...dan janganlah kamu perhitungan sama alcohol, rokok dan kopi kepada sahabat. Karena sesungguhnya ketiga hal itulah yang mempererat persahabatan

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yodee van der woodsen

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3 years

@iyarset But were they exposed to the same information as us, the ones who believe in vaccines? If they did, Im inerrested in knowing their turning point where they decided to become antivaxxers

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

6 years

Petuah @commaditya

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

7 months

@pukimaxxing Wym its been a real apotik senopati since forever

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

6 years

kalo abis mabok, abis eue dan abis makan babi ga pamer2 di twitter biar keliatan bandel dan rebel. Ga divideo2in segala. lol

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@muthiastp

6 years

Anak twitter lama tuh lebihnya apa sih kalo boleh tau???

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

6 years

Please waste your time on me

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

3 years

@Lelaki_5unyi Kalo si ibu ga di sana...yang megang pacul bs kerja lbh cepet tanpa takut bakal nyenggol tangan si ibu. Yg megang payung bs ga disitu and do other work.. dan mbl bs lebih cepet jalannya without the payung guy standing there. The opportunity cost is out there in the open.

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

7 years

Kangennya bikin istigfar

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

6 years

Kesel ga lo kalo lagi diem tiba2 kangen?

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

8 months

Mau pindah negara mau pindah negara ni gimana exactly? Paspor lu tuh mau kmn2 cuman jadi turis doang aja hrs ada rekening koran berbulan2 ke blkg utk daftar visa. Itu juga belom tentu dapet. Komo deui daftar kerja. Udah di sini aja, fokus kangen...sama foto2 cromboloni dan kopi

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

5 years

NYU medical school is going tuition free

Inside the decision by NYU School of Medicine to go tuition free

One of the country’s top schools is going tuition-free. 60 Minutes explores how and why they’re doing it, Sunday at 7 p.m. ET/PT

www.cbsnews.com

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

4 years

Graduated from Brown with degrees in mathematics AND comp sci, minor in theatre arts. Goddamn!

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Wait.... The founder of Mobius Games, who made The Outer Wilds is Masi Oka, the man who played Hiro in Heroes. MY MIND IS BLOWN.

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yodee van der woodsen

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6 years

👨‍💼: "Seberapa standar pikiran lo?" 👩‍💼: "Kemaren gue debat sama orang...." 👨‍💼: "Trus?" 👩‍💼: "Gue bilang, 'yaa, semua balik lagi ke orangnya masing2 sih'" WHEEEEEYYY!!

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

4 years

@writerinthedark Dari dulu bertanya2 sama pekerjaan yg long hours kaya gini, termasuk temen2 agency. Knp ngedit/shooting berbelas2 jam non stop mengabaikan waktu istirahat. Bukannya kalo gt manajemen waktunya jelek ya? Pernah nanya malah dikasih jawaban ala sjw (dimarah2in). Pdhl beneran mau tau

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

5 years

"Salah ya kalau aku sayang sama dia?" tanyanya pada Tuhan di doa sepertiga malamnya.

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

4 years

Semoga di new normal nanti kamu kalo bilang "iya" tuh artinya beneran iya. Iya iya, engga engga. Jangan orang udah ngorbanin semuanya tau2 blg "maaf, ternyata aku ga bisa." Semoga di new normal nanti kamu tau apa yg kamu mau yah. Jadikan itu new normal!

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

1 year

@muthiastp Lha, pindah?

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

6 years

Mundur, mas kamu pake wakai.

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

6 years

We always romanticizes the past. We always give more than it deserves

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

6 years

Heart control itu ketika lo liat whatsapp dia "...is typing" dan ngga senyum.

Reza Ikal

@monstreza

6 years

Heart control itu ketika melihat dia senyum dan nggak jatuh cinta

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

7 years

percayalah, di mimpiku ada mimpimu....

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

4 years

Ketidurannya di ciliwung, bangun2 di sungai Musi ini mah.

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4 years

Why camp by a river when you can camp on one?

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yodee van der woodsen

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5 years

I still talk to God about you

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

7 years

suka sebel ke orang yang kalo ditanya malah jawab: "lo google aja sendiri". Google is a household name already, most of us think of Google first before asking you. So...if we ask you, obviously that means that you're our last resort, lagi emergency. Yambok jawab aja nape....

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yodee van der woodsen

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7 years

Jakpost Nightlife: Must-try beerhouses

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yodee van der woodsen

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5 years

lagi susah gini coba inget2 kalo yang punya utang sama temen bayar dulu coba....

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

1 year

@Matarael Can be read as ojol allies. Wow this is such a great name for ojol enthusiasts.

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

4 years

@Lqrqs Iya. Karna kalo ngejelasin dan orgnya ga ngerti ada kemungkinan jg kitanya yg ga bener jelasin

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

1 year

@0xanawin Ya kan karna selingkuhhhh!

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

5 years

Lol...the replies gada yg bagus

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

4 years

@pipis Mending kalo kata warteg/local restaurants atau yg sejenisnya yg dijadiin judul, bukan "mcdonalds"... they need more support and help than mcdonalds. BK supporting McD tu gimmick bgt. Emang niatnya gimmick2an aja kali?

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

7 years

catering nasi kotak yang lauknya daging sapi dendeng, tapi sendoknya sendok plastik yang dipake buat nyendok nasi doang udah meleyot...who hurt you?

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

3 years

Luka di lambung diawali dengan kopi. Luka di hati diawali dengan ngopi2.

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yodee van der woodsen

@yodeesigner

5 years

let's celebrate trying

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yodee van der woodsen

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6 years

if you ever feel useless, just remember that there's someone who tries to argue an sjw

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yodee van der woodsen

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8 years

In a room full of everyone you've ever loved, whose arms are you gonna fall into when you're drunk?

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yodee van der woodsen

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4 years

"Cinta itu cuma soal siapa yang lebih egois." - ada lah temen.

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