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@yesimthatdope

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Professional business minder, therapy and vasectomy promoter on Beyoncé’s internet. Carrie Bradshaw hate account. I travel and I like nice things.

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Joined November 2020
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8 months
Not a SINGLE cookie in this fucking house smh
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Can't stand when healthy me does groceries
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9 months
My sister: “come see my new place in Chelsea” Me: “Bet. See you Friday” My sister: “oh btw, my wall moves automatically and exposes a balcony”
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2 months
It’s not a no because it’s too revealing. It’s a no because it’s a terrible piece.
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This lace set i made has the men on tik tok in shambles
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9 months
@jannifromdablok She knows I do well financially. She also knows she does better lol
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2 years
I only moved in to a luxury building for the kitchen.
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9 months
@6princessx Aight let’s relax. My apartment kinda fire too 😭
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2 years
Skims annual sale tomorrow. Get your lady something nice, before I do.
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2 years
1) Talking about your moms like that is CRAZY. 2) Y’all gotta stop acting like being single by choice at an older age is some sort of misery. For a lot of people it’s a much happier and self-fulfilling life. Your goals aren’t everyone else’s goals.
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I was talking to my mom and she was saying a bunch of stuff she refused to do in a relationship.. as she’s 67 years old single and moving into her sons house
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9 months
Y’all would hate me if I spoke ..
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7 months
As a frequent traveler, I’m telling y’all RIGHT now … Tomorrow is the day. Flight deals and hotel deals for all 2024. Tomorrow is the day.
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9 months
@madamegoldie It’s incredible honestly
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1 year
Honey bunches of Oats (with almonds) is really the elite over 30 cereal.
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2 years
Finally. Coffee shops. Gym’s. Airport lounges. Trader Joe’s. Home. And outside on days when we know everyone else is inside.
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10 months
🤝 if I invite you over, it’s because I trust your energy.
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Call me old school but everyone should NOT be allowed in your house.
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6 months
This year I sincerely hope you choose the people that choose you. In every facet.
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3 months
@gglenccoco Yea I drove down there once and that bridge goes FOREVER lmao
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9 months
Florida has done a total of ONE thing correctly.
@SaycheeseDGTL
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
9 months
Florida law allowing the death penalty for adults who r @pe children under 12 takes effect starting today!
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7 months
Happy thanksgiving from mine to yours.
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9 months
@matosny Incredible. And she travels extremely often. Made her give me a key immediately for my drink NYC nights.
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8 months
Send me absolutely all of them. Spread eagle, post-workout, nail colors, don’t even matter. Send them.
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8 months
Please dont send me pics daily. Especially if I already fucked. The excitement is gone.
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9 months
Sleeping. Waking up whenever I want. Hitting the gym. Coming back home whenever I want. Sitting in my house, in silence. Then more sleeping. And I’ll probably repeat that on Sunday with uninterrupted football watching mixed in.
@BlxckSwiss_
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9 months
People who have 0 kids, what are y’all doing this weekend?
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1 year
Did you send her Starbucks today? A skims order? A weekend flight confirmation? Get to work.
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4 months
Some really soft yuca with red onions goes SO crazy.
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3 years
😭😭😭 And keep your equity speeches away from our jokes and slander episodes
@JoeBudden
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3 years
All I’m saying on the pod about the Drake 3 pack and the Hov deal is “great men doing great things, let’s move on”..... Not a single rant coming from me, ingrates 😭🥴
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10 months
Absolutely
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10 months
You deserve to find someone to start a family & enjoy life with....
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10 months
This whole culture of expecting people to send you money and buy you things with no attachment or substance of any kind is extremely poor behavior and sounds like begging. Stop it.
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4 months
The secret to Druski’s skits being so funny is how incredibly accurate he is with them.
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4 months
People be Happier in their Work Relationship more than the REAL relationship 😂
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2 years
The right structured 9-5 will keep you well salaried, well benefited and give you enough flexibility to vacation whenever you want. Do your homework and know your personality type.
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4 months
Being a good person includes accountability. You don’t get to pick and choose when the situation is important enough for you to keep your word. You just keep your word.
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4 months
Y’all misuse the term “being a good person” everyday, cuz y’all keep the “when it’s convenient” silent.
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2 months
Y’all get into relationships with people who were terrible human beings to their exes and that’s not crazy to you?
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1 year
Dying of laughter together and complete silence together are the 2 highest forms. Bar none.
@bandsnbeauty
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1 year
Dying of laughter together is my favorite non-sexual act of intimacy. 😭🥰
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6 months
I’m never leaving my woman locked out in an unsafe position. Get inside. It’s cold out. We’ll break up in the morning.
@KryssyLaReina
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6 months
Y’all gonna argue about this one too? Coming in at 5am in a whole relationship….nope. Meanwhile your homegirls think it’s funny. Tsk tsk
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8 months
@urbnstylista I’m furious 😭
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1 year
My mom would’ve dragged me to filth for cheating and then told me “don’t bring that woman around me, cuz I’m gonna tell her you ain’t shit”
@_los67
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1 year
Shakira fighting her ex mother in law for covering for her son is what is wrong with women. How you expect her to take your side over her SON??
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1 year
Be thankful for the employment you have, whatever it pays. There are a LOT of people struggling to find consistent well-paying work right now.
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1 year
This is 39.
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2 months
God forbid women have hobbies
@ChoKolatOnTop
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2 months
I never understood the concept of being a hoe…. A prostitute yes. But just fucking & sucking on random niggas? What’s the reward?
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1 year
Communication has gotten so lost in this “I don’t owe anyone anything” society, that some of you have convinced yourselves you’re not a shitty person for ghosting someone. Update: You are.
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1 month
Does food look as appealing after you throw it back up?
@_mymsg
my msg.
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can a relationship go back to normal after someone cheated?
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1 year
Please stop peer pressuring your friends to drink when they don’t want to. Sometimes, some of us genuinely FEEL better and are in a better mood sober.
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7 months
Weekends together are great. But you ever take a weekday off together to just do brunch, a little shopping and run errands with her? Rejuvenating.
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who is a cheater you fully support?
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7 months
You want a bacon egg and cheese? You go uptown or to the Bronx. Keith lee’s first mistake was going to queens for anything aside from an empanada or a good woman.
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4 months
Y’all misuse the term “being a good person” everyday, cuz y’all keep the “when it’s convenient” silent.
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3 years
Pusha’s birthday wishes to his wife are absolutely amazing:
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2 months
@Wayno119 Sounded straight out of a Smack battle 😭
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2 years
When friends NEED to bring their kids to hangout…we should have the open option to cancel. I didn’t ask to hang out with a 3 year old who throws fries. I asked to see my friend.
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5 months
2024 is about behavioral changes and self-discipline.
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7 months
I’m absolutely the friend that’s gonna tell you to buy everything, you deserve and you’ve earned it. So don’t ask me, if you know you’re kinda broke.
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9 months
@SmittySav @jinmarieee Aight relax man 😭
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1 year
People debating portions of a bill
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1 year
What gives you second hand embarrassment?
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1 year
DAWG 😭😭😭
@druski
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1 year
ALWAYS the dude who says "these hoes for everybody" that Secretly be in LOVE 😂
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2 months
One day y’all gonna realize that you can have sex with someone and years later not be sexually or romantically attracted to them at all, while maintaining a friendship.
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6 months
When she gets in my car and I act like I don’t know much about her, but I play a song she used for her workout post on IG, 9 weeks ago:
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On Sundays we brunch
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4 months
Skincare. Cookie recipes. Pick a movie without reading the description first. You know..wild shit.
What do people do on Saturday nights?
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8 months
Takes 5 seconds to reply to a text. Even in the talking stage. Common courtesy. You dodged a bullet.
@BIGReub
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The receipts
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2 years
Women are the most important humans walking this earth and somehow our country finds NEW ways to continuously violate and humiliate them. Insanity.
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9 months
Thankfully my mom has always been great with money and I fully understand how fortunate I am for that. But feeling compelled to financially support your parents and them EXPECTING it, is a cycle that needs to end for all minorities.
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1 year
I started a NYE tradition of staying home 3 years ago. Done it every year since and they’ve been the 3 most successful years of my life. I may not even wear real pants tonight.
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1 month
A peek into the shower gon tell you everything you need to know, everytime.
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He ain’t gotta worry bout me coming back 😌
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1 year
I know my personality isn’t built to deal with inconsistency. Friends, coworkers or romantically. So the best thing for all parties is usually separation after communication. Know your flaws, but most importantly know how to handle them maturely.
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6 months
They said the men who do photo dumps can’t provide for you..
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9 months
@onlynatwould Cuz they just need something to hate on and it’s ridiculous. She’s fire.
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9 months
Bout time. Somebody’s daughter is about to have a great November.
@_ZachGriff
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. @Delta just became the 1st U.S. airline to announce service to Tulum’s new airport. Daily service from Atlanta begins on March 28. This is big news for anyone who has done the 2-hour drive from Cancun to Tulum.
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Breh
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1 year
Miranda getting finger popped in a kitchen by a lesbian while her deaf husband is there was insane and cringeworthy.
@moodsofaquarius
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1 year
If you could erase any storyline from Sex and The City, which storyline would you get rid of?
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7 months
I’m very pro-tricking. Buy her everything she mentions liking. Just make sure she likes you first.
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7 months
Skims sale, Alo sale, Ssense sale. Absolutely no reason you should have a boyfriend and no order confirmation screenshots today.
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23 days
I never hate kids. I usually strongly dislike the parents that are raising them to be the way they are, tho.
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hating kids is a massive character flaw imo
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1 year
A Waldorf, Conrad or Ritz will have a new robe in your suite closet every day, with Veuve, chocolates and a note reminding you how special you are. And I’m supposed to pay Gerald a similar rate cuz someone called him a super host. Get away from me.
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Please discipline your kids. Strangers do not have to like them, find them cute or accept their bad behavior.
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Prince Harry catches young girl "stealing" his popcorn at Invictus Games
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1 year
When I start thinking about toiletries she might need for MY bathroom
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Fellas, its a safe space…kinda Whats a tell tale sign that you are GONE over a shawty. Like she got you down bad
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8 months
Drop a flick out of your “favorites” folder
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Drop a flick out of your “favorites” folder
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3 years
Jokes on you cuz I’m gonna do it and now we gotta go find an expensive stroller with smooth wheels.
@JMGarciaXII
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“You can cum in me don't worry I'm on birth control.”🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Me: “I’m sick” My mom: “Hold my beer”
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1 year
Be you. In every flawed way. The right people will gravitate.
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Let’s start a thread . What’s the most Valuable thing you have learned as an adult ?
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9 months
More proof that people know EXACTLY who to play with
@DaCultureVault
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9 months
Usher was going to sing to Gabrielle Union but says he has too much respect for Dwayne Wade
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7 months
Reading my tweets back to me when all I came outside for, was the last pic, is crazy.
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1 year
Whole table in the air. Food on the floor, chef through a window. Now everybody hungry and the cook bleeding
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1 year
It’s not always someone else playing with you or your feelings. Gotta be able to recognize when it’s your own ego beating the shit out of you.
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2 months
Send her $250 today. She might need lunch and a fill-in.
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8 months
The fire dinner date to drinks at home to breakfast date the next morning combo is still undefeated.
@Wetvogue
sunshinedelrey
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Need to go on more breakfast dates !!
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6 months
If he wanted to, he would.
@VirgilAbroke
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This is some poor ass shit
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10 months
Spend it.
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3 months
If she don’t wanna put her leg on me, she can go home.
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You can buy a bed this big and she will still put her leg on you.
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I have never put my hands on a woman in my life. But under no circumstance is my significant other getting jumped in front of me. None.
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I don’t agree with men hitting women. But if 2 bitches are hitting me, I don’t expect my man to be there just smiling like a fucking moron😂
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3 months
Even in the south of France …one thing I’m gon do is find some great coffee.
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2 years
I have my email linked to my 85-year old grandmothers Access-a-ride notifications, so my mom and I can always keep an eye on her. This is my third “pickup at orchard beach rd” notification this week.
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The reason I enjoy solo activities so much is because I REALLY value silence 😭
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@khethiii_m
MISS KAY👑
7 months
Drop a random video of yourself.🥺
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2 years
And some of us have amazing friendships with women because we don’t try to have sex with them.
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consensual sex shouldn’t destroy friendships, some of you are missing out on great sex because you don’t want to mess up friendships
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1 year
Hit my mother like this, I’m taking you off this earth. Free him.
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11 months
Actually everyone SHOULD think they’re a 10. And who are we to tell people how to feel about themselves or what to prefer in someone they’re dating.
@ZezeMillz
Zeze Millz
11 months
The issue is - everyone thinks they’re a 10! You’re not 🫠 (including me).
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