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@yelnamynhalej
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5 years
my niggas, stuff ya shoe with a bunch of paper, put a wet rag over the toe box & you can steam iron out the crease.
@1AG___
AG.
5 years
When ya boo start acting crazy you gotta put his sneakers on and do this🤣🤣🤣
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@yelnamynhalej
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5 years
where yo boyfriend at? is he getting you refreshments? is he tall? is he getting you mike & ike’s? you like mike & ike’s?
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Wholesome Scorpio 👑
5 years
Benihana bae 🍜
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@yelnamynhalej
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5 years
when she send you selfies then post them on the TL
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@yelnamynhalej
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7 years
you cheated on me while I was deployed LMAO
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@yelnamynhalej
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4 years
both look awful tbh
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@yelnamynhalej
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6 years
brake checking >>>>
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@yelnamynhalej
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6 years
when ya girl grabbin ya ass & think it’s funny
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@yelnamynhalej
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8 years
listen bro. do you and all. be happy but this outfit trash and the mirror dirty as fuck.
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@yelnamynhalej
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6 years
Genevieve, we cannot help you until you tell us the truth! Where is Shy Shen?!
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@yelnamynhalej
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4 months
let’s make this the standard fr
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Biri♛
4 months
i don’t do text i just send videos like :
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@yelnamynhalej
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5 years
love to see it
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@yelnamynhalej
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7 years
the pussy be all warm, cozy & fit around your dick like a glove and she expect you to pull out LMFAOOOOOOwe’restartingafamilyOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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@yelnamynhalej
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7 years
quickies before y’all go out >>>>
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@yelnamynhalej
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6 years
when you shoot ya shot and she say “it’s about time”
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@yelnamynhalej
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7 years
now y’all both registered sex offenders.
@honeyisdippd
the sweetest 🩵
7 years
When he pulls yo titty out in public and sucks it >>>>>>>>>
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@yelnamynhalej
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7 months
I had a some pulled oxtail on french bread with chimichurri. best sandwich I ever tasted.
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The current topic is boring. I want to talk about sandwiches. My favorite sandwich is a grilled chicken pesto sandwich with sun-dried tomatoes and fresh mozzarella on ciabatta. What is the perfect sandwich to you? What is your favorite sandwich? Feel free to quote or reply.
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@yelnamynhalej
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7 years
sometimes I just don't feel like talking. don't nothing be wrong, I just don't be feeling like talking for a minute.
@jaqirmode
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8 years
Spill the tea 🤔🙇🏽☕️
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@yelnamynhalej
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6 years
crying at the belt lol
@ifoundbae
Found Bae®
6 years
Dominican 🇩🇴 IG: pinkbesos_
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@yelnamynhalej
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5 years
a nigga like me: “no. you said you wasn’t hungry.”
@JumpShiveSlim13
Papa, The Rollin’ Stone
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“I know you said you wasn’t hungry, but I bought to something to eat anyway.” Women:
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@yelnamynhalej
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8 years
this is dope 🔥
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@yelnamynhalej
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6 years
pull over hoodies > full zip hoodies
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@yelnamynhalej
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7 years
do you know how many ribs in a slab?
@rosechocglam
rosechocglam
7 years
I thought Eniko was Kevin Hart's rib?
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@yelnamynhalej
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5 years
the correct way to eat spaghetti.
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@yelnamynhalej
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6 years
mfs asked Kyrie what type of parental role LeBron played for him.... I would’ve asked for a trade the next day.
@Derrick_MSU_106
Derrick Lewis
6 years
Kyrie was really a snake from the beginning... Smfh And y'all fools have the nerve to blame Lebron. All that smiling Kyrie was doing was snake shit. Fake people are super trash.
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@yelnamynhalej
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5 months
made this Sunday & i’ve been thinking about how good it was since.
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@yelnamynhalej
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9 years
ya MCM lost his turn in the chair at the barbershop and was too scared to speak up.
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@yelnamynhalej
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7 years
it's all fake B....the good morning text every morning, random FT Calls, randomly sending you selfies...it means nothing
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@yelnamynhalej
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8 years
we don't wear grey sweats for women. I'm literally shaking. Women out here policing what men wear. Women are so trash.
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@yelnamynhalej
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6 years
#InfinityWar Bruce: “Hulk! You wanna come out here?! We need you!” Hulk:
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@yelnamynhalej
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5 years
@writeorselldope shit you can keep it if you want homie. I got another one.
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@yelnamynhalej
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4 years
@udoingtoomuchg shit look like porkchop gravy.
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@yelnamynhalej
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8 years
as far as I'm concerned, the only thing that goes on corn is butter.......Not whatever the fuck this is.
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@yelnamynhalej
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6 years
white people out here throwing hands at other white people for saying nigger but y’all mfs just record for RTs LMAOOOO
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@yelnamynhalej
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6 years
niggas left the chair like “yeah it looks good” but cried in the car LMFAOOOOOOO
@1charvo
Lank
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My barber slick wild for this line up. Beanie all week type shit. Fuck nigga
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@yelnamynhalej
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6 years
no more dick pics
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@yelnamynhalej
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7 years
look at my wrist, fingers, ears, look at my neck glooow
@hennygoddarko
🅿️eople’s Commisar of Drip
7 years
"I feel special, I feel specialllllll"
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@yelnamynhalej
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9 years
greatest skit of all time.
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@yelnamynhalej
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6 years
feeling one life phase ending & knowing you’re about to step into the next >>>>
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@yelnamynhalej
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5 years
giving her a hard time but you gon do it for her anyway >>>
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@yelnamynhalej
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8 years
when she takes care of you while you're sick but now she's sick and you don't wanna get sick
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@yelnamynhalej
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6 years
aye women fuck up with good niggas just as much as men fuck up with good women. let’s talk about it.
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@yelnamynhalej
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7 years
man if you niggas even grabbed my shawty arm, you gotta see me.
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@yelnamynhalej
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9 years
when she give you some pussy with all your niggas in the house y'all come out the room like... http://t.co/3MUVBebJZY
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@yelnamynhalej
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8 years
@DuhBackyardigan ion know what this says but fuck you too.
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@yelnamynhalej
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8 years
If she don't pick one up and start some shit then she's not the one for me.
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@yelnamynhalej
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7 years
Dear Future Wife,
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@yelnamynhalej
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8 years
me: "ride my face" her: "I don't wanna suffocate you 😕" me:
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@yelnamynhalej
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6 years
everybody don’t wanna get played so they try to play you first.
@Nolask_sentials
IG- NOLASKINSENTIALS 🍭
6 years
Dating 101: what are some pet peeves of this dating era?
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@yelnamynhalej
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7 years
volkswagen owns audi, bentley, lamborghini, bugatti & porsche
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@yelnamynhalej
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9 years
"I don't wanna know! If you're playing me, keep it on the low! Cause my heart can't take it anymore!"
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@yelnamynhalej
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@yelnamynhalej
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15 days
basil pesto i made today was so good the chef did a double take on it
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@yelnamynhalej
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9 years
"I'm Jacquees and I have cable" "I'm Jacquees and I have Direct TV" headass.
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@yelnamynhalej
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5 years
@Unstablee_ @DonAliDey easy tax write off. it’s nothing big dawg
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@yelnamynhalej
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6 years
y’all heard fireworks last night? I couldn’t hear shit with these Airpods in.
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@yelnamynhalej
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7 years
and they don't understand lol "why are you hard?!" bitch, I really like yo ass!
@iAmTerrace
yes. ✭
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Dick hard from her conversation and presence is a real thing.
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@yelnamynhalej
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8 years
@elaaaxoxo @AceFreeThoughts nah. This a joke lmao. Gotta be. This just a joke for Twitter.
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@yelnamynhalej
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11 months
@DoGoodRon_
Chief Ron
11 months
Niggas be tender bout they lil Twitter bitch 😂
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@yelnamynhalej
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7 years
when she keep sucking while you nut
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@yelnamynhalej
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4 years
11 years old & still DS.
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@yelnamynhalej
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6 years
I appreciate when people check up on me. Ima still lie and say everything all good but I appreciate it.
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@yelnamynhalej
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7 years
you know the shit fye. look at bruh toes.
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@yelnamynhalej
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8 years
"like a thief in the night...."
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@yelnamynhalej
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6 years
girls suck at roasting each other lmao they deadass bring up your dirt & nothing be funny about it.
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@yelnamynhalej
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7 years
if I’m out here bragging saying “nobody can take my girl from me”. No nigga better be able to mention me with a screenshot & “LOL” or “Yikes”. Now I gotta kill you, him & everybody that laughed.
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@yelnamynhalej
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6 years
y’all went to Target, you been in the back playing video game demos for a solid 45 minutes, you find your girl and she doesn’t have anything in the cart except a bed set.
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@yelnamynhalej
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4 years
bandemic 😂
@SymoneBeez
Symoné B. Beez
4 years
Whole TL is focused on getting money
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@yelnamynhalej
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7 years
Fellas, y'all ever had a woman shoot her shot and then she try to make you chase her??
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@yelnamynhalej
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6 years
only having sex with women you’d be cool having a baby with >>>>>>
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@yelnamynhalej
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6 years
*someone says “this taste like ass.” in reference to something being nasty. me an intellectual knowing ass has no taste.
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7 years
when white women shoot their shot at me
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@yelnamynhalej
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7 years
y’all eating Tilapia, drinking Dasani, eating pork.... my goodness. y’all hate yourselves.
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@yelnamynhalej
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7 years
you got married at 19 so you and your wife could get stationed together. you ain’t that far off nigga lmaoo
@Kevitooo__
$Kev
7 years
This Nigga is 23 with an ex wife 😭😭😭😭 military niggas DIFFERENT 💀💀💀💀💀
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@yelnamynhalej
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5 years
crop ya memes loser
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@yelnamynhalej
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7 years
relationships last when y'all both act like y'all got some fucking sense.
@FamousDashja
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝖔𝖓
7 years
Relationships only last when the guy care more than the girl
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4 years
bein a boring nigga >>>. i just be wantin to chill.
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8 years
"tip toein in my Jordans...."
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6 years
🤧
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9 years
you like coconut head from Ned's Declassified
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@yelnamynhalej
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5 years
good morning from my side of the world.
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8 years
"cha cha real smooth...."
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@yelnamynhalej
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6 years
when y’all start dating people that actually like you and stop crying all the fucking time >>>>
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@yelnamynhalej
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3 years
brought the wraith to chyna, just to race in china
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9 years
black women with inside voices >>>>>>
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7 years
watching all her progress in the gym whole time you about to get her pregnant >>>>>>>>
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@yelnamynhalej
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8 years
girls really think we gone fall for that "I was sleep" line lmaoooo whole time she just be with another nigga.
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@yelnamynhalej
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2 years
@dtewill i tried to read the 3rd screenshot & my brain just couldn’t do it.
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@yelnamynhalej
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6 years
I fucking hate Nike. They really give women all the best fuckin colorways.
@SneakerScouts
#SneakerScouts
6 years
#ReleaseDate Nike WMNS Air VaporMax Moc 2 'University Gold' May 11, 2018 |$200| #SneakerScouts
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@yelnamynhalej
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7 years
morning sex from the side. it feels like a new pussy every single time.
@NewJetJoe_12
JOE
7 years
Quote this with something that's top 5
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@yelnamynhalej
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5 years
that audio message of her playin with the pussy >>>
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@yelnamynhalej
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8 years
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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@yelnamynhalej
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6 years
pictures were 2013 I send boomerang videos of my dick jumpin & swinging from side to side. slo mo nut videos. allat.
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5 years
she aggressive as hell lmaoo sound like a set up
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@yelnamynhalej
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8 years
Bruh....OH MY GAWWWWD!
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@yelnamynhalej
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6 years
“I’m Meek Mill and I have cable”
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@yelnamynhalej
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6 years
imagine ya girlfriend not paying attention to the things you really like so she come to twitter asking what to get you and all these niggas say “socks, cologne, boxers & nike tech”... bitch am I homeless??? might as well find me a new shawty.
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@yelnamynhalej
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2 years
women be tryna send you 10 attachments outta the 60 pictures she took talkin bout “idk if i like them”. who asked you that? send me all 60 of em right now before i get mad
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@yelnamynhalej
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"SO I CREEP! YEEEEAH!!!"
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