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Asma 🌷🌸☁️🦭

@notreallyasma

5 months

Highschool teachers: that shit won’t slide in college! That shit in college:

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Asma 🌷🌸☁️🦭

@notreallyasma

4 months

Otaru aquarium count ur Mf days my sweet baby Mizore:((((

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Asma 🌷🌸☁️🦭

@notreallyasma

5 months

Me and gang performing for Swann Arlaud in Swann Arlaud costumes

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5 months

girl i met for 3 minutes in the club bathroom unfollowed me on instagram

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5 months

Swann Arlaud misunderstood the man vs bear internet argument and decided to just vibe with the bear

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5 months

@ShitpostRock >French It was so over to begin with

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7 months

When I tell y’all I was tweaking and still am when I met Swann Arlaud…. Dropped down in squad position after he left.

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3 months

Hoiii ik ben Asma en ben nog steeds opzoek naar een kamer in Gent, mijn budget zit rond de €380/ maand. Delen zou lief zijn 🤍🎀

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Asma 🌷🌸☁️🦭

@notreallyasma

4 months

LAST IMAGE IS NIKO!!! So sorry for this mistake

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@notreallyasma

3 months

Swann Arlaud will be playing a costume-drama comedy. In cinema in 2025!!! AHHH THIS MAN IS FEEDING US IN 2025

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@notreallyasma

3 months

He wouldn’t have missed.

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@notreallyasma

4 months

@PearloTooLesbo Oh my god ur absolutely right the last image is indeed Niko. I’m sorry. Rn I’m not 100% sure but it seems like Mizore got barely human interaction in the past few months. There is a lot of speculation of negligence

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@notreallyasma

4 months

She just has the biggest smile here oh my god I know her cheeks hurt from smiling sm god she’s so beautiful I understand why he’s looking at her with so much love and admiration

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4 months

my brain 24/7

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@notreallyasma

3 months

Whoever made this picture is better than me. If I had a Swann photo in my camera roll that looks this beautiful I’d gatekeep it till I die

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@murkymidnight

3 months

Daily tweet of 'I love every photo of Swann Arlaud'.

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Asma 🌷🌸☁️🦭

@notreallyasma

4 months

Honestly Swann Arlaud reaching worldwide fame in his 40s really makes me feel tranquil. I feel like such a failure of human life for not being successful in my 20s

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@notreallyasma

4 months

Word for word is crazy

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@vlonepancakes

4 months

wtf ik bestel net drinken en de dame achter kassa zei ‘je kan ook nog een krijgen als je wil’ dus ik denk aii is een actie 2 voor prijs van 1 ofzo maar ze laat me gwn 2x die drankje betalen?? waarom zei ze dat

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5 months

POV you invite me over for a picknick and this is in my basket (I only bring the essential)

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14 days

@joakial_ Mfw I have to cross the road but I gotta make sure no cars are coming

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@notreallyasma

3 months

Swannies are so talented. From art to languages to their special interests that I occasionally see I’m so in awe with everyone in this fandom ❤️🩷🩵🤍💕❣️

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@notreallyasma

9 days

When I’m watching Swann play a right wing political party member a little too well 💔💔

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4 months

Maybe a bit weird but I’d love to visit the locations of where they filmed Perdrix

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3 months

@RJ65624208 Dit lezen op mijn werk is gwn *mwah* kers op de taart

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@notreallyasma

4 months

Was bored so ofc I drew Swann Arlaud in my notes using nothing but my phone and my finger:3

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@notreallyasma

4 months

Met this cute French guy in Barcelona and we had like a late night beach walk and when he saw my phone screen he asked me “wait isn’t that Swann Arlaud” ALSKDKDKS I went full fangirl for a moment. Like he wasn’t a fan himself but he knew about Swanns 3rd of July speech

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15 days

Swann at Series Mania god I miss him

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3 months

Een mens zegt dat haar budget rond een getal zit en weirdo’s zien dit als kans om viraal te gaan😭

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@notreallyasma

7 months

Okay so looks wise: ngl I was surprised by his height. He’s not that tall (I’m 5’3/ 160cm. When he approached me he immediately spoke French with this big smile and I had to tell him how I can’t speak French 😭😭. He was very kind when I asked him for a photo

𝖼𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗋𝗒🍉ミ★

@falloutcherry

7 months

op you must tell us how he is in person 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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@notreallyasma

3 months

He was drunk asf

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3 months

Daily tweet of 'I love every photo of Swann Arlaud'.

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@notreallyasma

4 months

Duolingo bird

おかゆとかいぬし

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4 months

お風呂入ろう

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@notreallyasma

23 days

Me with Swann

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5 months

Balloon day:)

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4 months

Swanntwt where are you guys from? I’m from Belgium 🇧🇪

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5 months

@mintswann The only man who doesn’t disappoint me😭

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1 month

Was bored at work so I did some silly seal doodles

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7 months

@mintswann Dude is always kissing like he’s the woman

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21 days

This is how I genuinely feel about Swann Arlaud

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5 months

Maud Wyler the woman you are<3333

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@notreallyasma

4 months

HER FACE CARD GOES CRAZY BC WDYM THIS IS UR ID PICTURE??? She’s so beautiful

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@notreallyasma

4 months

Mintswann come back. Come back mintswann you’re our savior 😭😭😭

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@notreallyasma

4 months

Whenever Swann has that mustache he isn’t very “DILF” to me. He’s giving more an “uncle” vibe

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@notreallyasma

4 months

Im not trying to sound copious “omg forgot about him I want her😍” but Maud is an incredible actress who’s been very loud on her socials on Palestine. I wish this woman nothing but a successful career and happiness. (Also her being sapphic in Dans l’ombre did something to me)

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@mintswann

4 months

Swann and Maud they are so adorable together in this vid???Also Maud says that she loves Julia Roberts and Swann recommends Titanic "stating the obvious(Enforcer une porte ouverte)"

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@notreallyasma

4 months

SWANN IS BACK ON ARCHIVE DILFS

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5 months

Swann Arlaud not my type

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1 month

Swann come back the kids miss their dad

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1 month

Omg I forgot about that festival I could’ve seen Swann today fml fml fml

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2 months

@DogeEatingToast

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1 month

Is it weird that I don’t have any motivation to study/ work anymore? I kinda just want to work 3 weeks a month and have one week off to travel the world

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4 months

Happy Father’s Day to the most beautiful father

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3 months

This is so me ngl

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9 days

Why do we need AI bro. If you want to see good art just watch anything that has Swann Arlaud in it

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@notreallyasma

4 months

talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it

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@notreallyasma

3 months

There’s a 50 year old flexing in my mentions that he rents out places bro idc ur gonna die of a stroke soon anyways and you don’t rent out shit in the city I want to live in so stfu😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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11 days

@joakial_ You guys know the Germans aren’t invading right??? Why are y’all eating like they are

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@notreallyasma

4 months

Need a 1.5 hour long Swann Arlaud takes you out on a date ASMR audio

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4 months

WELCOME BACK NARCISSUS

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@notreallyasma

17 days

@joakial_ Yes now repeat after me: Ash-hadu an la ilaha illa Allah

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4 months

@hahaeent @vlonepancakes Chronisch online zijn is niet meer leuk ik herkende de originele tweet onmiddellijk. ze moeten onze hersenen uitspoelen

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30 days

Lmao fun fact I get more seal updates from my favorite seal place in mf Hokkaido Japan than updates on Swann Arlaud bro pls come back😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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23 days

I actually already saw dans l’ombre first two episodes months ago together with Swann and that’s my biggest flex

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@notreallyasma

3 months

We should host an anatomy of a fall swanntwt watch party on discord or something 🎥🍿🎬

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@notreallyasma

1 month

SUDDENLY IM A BELGIAN NATIONALIST 🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟

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1 month

ok apparently episode 3 will be on belgian tv on october 1st??? it’ll be really funny if they air it before the french and just jump straight to ep 3 im ngl

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2 months

Bought this one dress at the thrift store literally look how pretty it is<3 only quickly skimmed through the racks bc I’ll be thrifting more tomorrow with a friend😋

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@notreallyasma

2 months

And that is why Swann is my MANNNNN<333333

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@isslayymiyake

7 months

just learnt that last year when j0hnny depp’s movie was being screened at cannes swann signed a petition for it to be removed from the event

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6 months

Literally my dream woman I’m not kidding she also played in Dans L’ombre with Swann as a sapphic

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@mintswann

6 months

Maud Wyler also raised a voice for gaza Taline Baaloushesh, 8 years old, Gaza, November 2023- read by Maud Wyler, actress #CeasefireNOW #FreePalenstine

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13 days

Boring ahh movie where is my hot sexy French lawyer

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8 days

@joakial_ This is the haircut you spend 87 pounds on?

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3 months

Need a French show that will help improve my French listening and reading skills (sadly most Swann films are still too complicated for me)

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Swann Arlaud I know u want me I just know it (I’m def sane)

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3 months

@nonstickpann Thanks cutie 😭 dit is echt nog een realistisch budget want ken vele die er ook onder zitten maar de markt is gewoon overstroomd met koten van zo’n €450 dat het gewoon tijd kost

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1 month

Does this seem stalker-ish moots? Like to me seeing Swann at movie/ series festivals is like seeing ur faves at a concert but idk y’all tell me I might come off as weird

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@notreallyasma

1 month

Omg I forgot about that festival I could’ve seen Swann today fml fml fml

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26 days

Y’all don’t fw seals like I do

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4 months

Just got this ad, tell me this isn’t a picture of the back rooms

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10 days

@joakial_ Was that post genuine or were you hoping to ragebait for interaction

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4 months

@otaruaquarium ミゾレはまだ3歳でした。彼は赤ちゃんだった。恥を知れ💔

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9 days

Young Vincent Renzi except I fucked it up sm I had to go over and reproportion the anatomy in a random photo editing app

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10 days

@joakial_ Where would you move to?

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@nikicaga Literally join any paradox discord and you’ll have a bunch of these lads in them

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5 months

@mintswann Oh my god it’s literally him

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25 days

Day 3465://(864 idkkkk without Swann

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5 months

THE ONE AND ONLY @SaveSeals INTERACTED OMG ILY<3333

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4 months

@cenjinchuan Pierre a million percent I want to make a captains world turn upside down from my presence alone. Also the way he was obsessed with Juliette in the end just bc she gave him some attention. This is a NEED.

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2 months

Does anyone have any good ideas on how to style this halter top? I was thinking a cute white skirt and wear it on a boat or late night stroll in Malta but its not giving anything and Pinterest isn’t helping😭😭

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30 days

If Paris was half as charming as the media makes it seem to be I’d get my ass on a Flixbus and put those posters there myself

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@notreallyasma gonna print and put it on every wall in paris

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2 months

@Waltbrubbb He wants you to symbolically adopt him🥺

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5 months

prezoh’s deleted tweets

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3 months

@sinterkaas Valt mee gwn niet in stoffige omgevingen zitten

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3 months

Seeing that guy miss his shot at Donald Trump made me realize I missed my shot with you. Maybe we should give it another try?

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@notreallyasma

2 months

I assume anyone who genuinely enjoys autumn/ winter is unemployed/ not in school, because what do you mean you enjoy the season where you have to commute through mud, rain and cold temperatures

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@RiicoBandzz

2 months

Winter enjoyers our time is near

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3 months

He’s literally jerking it in the air and pointing at him😭

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@jameslynch32

3 months

Trump blew a kiss to Hulk Hogan at the GOP convention lmao

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2 months

Oh this man…

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@TheCinesthetic

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what is the sexiest someone’s ever looked on camera

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4 months

@hahaeent LAATSTE NIEUWS LAATSTE NIEUWS LEES HET LAATSTE NIEUWS: TWITTER PERSOON VERTAALT EEN TWEET EN DOET ALSOF DIT ZIJN EIGEN VERHAAL IS (het is eig niet zo serieus)

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6 months

We are so back

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7 months

To my French teachers in high school: I deeply apologize for not taking French as serious back then. I have found my muse. My only inspiration to study French again. If only I saw his acting back then instead of now…

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@notreallyasma

2 months

“Incredible! The World Trade Center really does look spectacular in the beautiful city of New York.” The relentless plane on that faithful day:

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@toro_azarashi

2 months

#男鹿水族館 #GAO ジャンボ 2024/08/25 #あざらし #アザラシ #seal #海豹 #바다표범 #ゴマフアザラシジャンボ飛行機✈️

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3 months

“One of the bad crimes” to describe rape and pedophilia💀 I hate y’all

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@GardenSocialist

3 months

Every time

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30 days

Fandom so small i bet I’m moots with his secret gf

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3 months

@murkymidnight That lady must be tiny as hell bc Swann isn’t that tall irl😭

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6 months

@mintswann He looks like if a man and a woman had a baby

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4 months

Having unpopular interests kinda funny. Just texted my friends “there’s drama on sealtwt”

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@joakial_ The food photo post yea

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4 months

@cenjinchuan @_stephyong On second thought knowing Swann those were probably just regular jeans that got ripped but he wouldn’t throw a pair of jeans away just because of a small rip in the knee

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