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London / Rio de Janeiro
Joined August 2011
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@yeeebey
Yems
4 years
You know when you meet certain people and they’re wealthy and they don’t even know how they just know their family has money. This is how lol
@BBCTwo
BBC Two
9 years
The £17bn compensation paid to slave-owners was the largest pay out in British history. #BritainsForgottenSlaveOwners http://t.co/ceq2Qb8h7X
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@yeeebey
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2 years
They need to be standing outside House of Commons and Buckingham Palace
@david_r_morgan
David Morgan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 #StayFree
2 years
🚨 BREAKING: Protesters gather outside Balenciaga store in London. “We aren’t gonna be governed by pedophiles. We aren’t gonna be governed by people who protect pedophiles, and we’ve had enough!” 👏👏👏
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@yeeebey
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4 years
Would Alhan be where he is if he was a black yute, same background .. no they’d just call him a neek 😂 UK loves that juxtaposition shit like classical Kyle and that Amelia dolberg interviews
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@yeeebey
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I’m telling you now every man has a vice. Guys like this their vice is always multiple women and persistent cheating.
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I love when a man takes his health seriously no drugs, barely drinks, a clean diet, and a love for working out.
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@yeeebey
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11 years
RT: " @DannyJNR_ : Two deliveries in a day thank you http://t.co/hv8oUz6aI0" These creps look like my sofa
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@yeeebey
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11 years
My mum is too funny. She will slap my little brother then change her whatsapp status to "how great is our Lord" sgffjgkcnkk
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@yeeebey
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10 years
At least Nigerian boys will deets you Loubs. Jamaican boys will just buy you fruit punch KA, light a zoot and say ok lemme breed you
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@yeeebey
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2 years
I copped Chris 6 CB tickets yesterday About to make some serious resale bank. Thank God women are so fickle and will still pay to watch an abuser twerk on stage 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
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@yeeebey
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7 years
Nikita disabled all the comments on her vid, Terroll Lewis didn't. If that doesn't tell you who's lying then I don't know
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@yeeebey
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4 years
PSG no heart only drip smh
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@yeeebey
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7 years
Nice shaped bums > big anyhow bums
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@yeeebey
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11 years
Just got the iPad air. http://t.co/ymuFEKd3X2
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@yeeebey
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11 months
Unhear it
@Antss1j
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11 months
I asked my boy what his 2024 goals are & he said he don’t have any. Why we gotta always be working towards something? I actually hear it
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@yeeebey
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2 years
My bank account right now
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@yeeebey
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11 years
That brudda looks like a Wii character http://t.co/4URbOwRt12
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@yeeebey
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11 years
All black huaraches 💯 http://t.co/lv7SbSTB7u
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@yeeebey
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2 years
Had to reload this gem
@omaa_oe
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2 years
if i can already afford both the basic & miscellaneous things in my life as a woman. what’s the point of having a man or a partner?
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@yeeebey
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7 years
If you’re in Islington and hear and or see a moped on the pavement just start running
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@yeeebey
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11 years
@BIG_HEPH : She eyeing me like a nigga don't exist👀.. http://t.co/bZFrvAEN8F” // probably because you're taking a photo of her I dunno
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@yeeebey
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11 years
Not every girl you must try a thing with, sometimes enter friendzone and put your feet up cuz
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@yeeebey
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11 years
Girl: wait, did you buss inside me? Me:
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@yeeebey
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11 years
Moyes: We can win the Champions League. Ferguson:
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@yeeebey
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2 years
When you remember England fans are racist anyway
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@yeeebey
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11 years
How can they threaten to kick me out of the accommodation because I kicked a cat in the car park??? IS THE CAT PAYING RENT TOO? ??
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@yeeebey
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11 years
How can I see this Congolese uncle wearing a gold suit http://t.co/deHya1BDvP
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@yeeebey
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7 years
Unless you need your degree as the main qualification to study do what you want I feel uni is a waste of time and money
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@yeeebey
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3 years
Landlords, investors and over 65’s won’t pay the increase. Self employed will only pay half. Working class and young professionals taking the brunt while the already wealthy just sit back laughing 😂 it’s actually crazy
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@yeeebey
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7 years
Manners cost £0. Hate people with none of it. Why is please n thanks so hard
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@yeeebey
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7 years
You know when white girls are trying to do wifey for black guys. They start snapping seasoning
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@yeeebey
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11 years
Earns 30k a week, took her to Nandos, made her pay for parking. Spent £18. This guy is so certi, he's a hero. http://t.co/hfxd8AwIz9
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@yeeebey
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11 years
When you're always texting the girl first
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@yeeebey
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7 months
The reason why African kids do so well in education and professionally has nothing to do with Caribbeans “paving the way” I’m so sorry.
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@yeeebey
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5 years
There’s only 2 lanes for U.K. rappers. You gotta be a trapper/have road cred or make cringe music for fiat 500 girls. If you got actual talent like Kendrick or J Cole just forget it 😂
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@yeeebey
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10 years
Any girl impressed by just a car is automatically a tramp
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@yeeebey
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7 years
Fragrance just as important as the crep on the outfit
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@yeeebey
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10 years
Bare man are saying they want to settle down bare liars, some of you are going to be baby boys until you're 35
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@yeeebey
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3 years
These black footballers love a meedy grey ting 😂 strange
@utdreport
utdreport
3 years
Ig Rashford: "Through thick & thin 💫☀️❤️" [marcusrashford]
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@yeeebey
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11 years
"MY HAIR IS REAALLLL" http://t.co/b0QyBxkG7o
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@yeeebey
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7 years
I like girls who work hard think it's sexy lol
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@yeeebey
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2 years
If I say what I wanna say about most women in their 20’s from this generation this place will turn upside down 😭
@WhitKnee__
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2 years
Dating a bald man in your 20’s is crazy because did you even try
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@yeeebey
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10 years
Twitter is actually jokes. Man will wear some Zara jacket and huaraches and quote something like "my style is too much" and get 100 favs
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@yeeebey
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11 years
Girl: I have a free yard, you can come if you - Me: http://t.co/YJ4y1QczEj
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@yeeebey
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1 year
@itssnyawan I never seen a Uber drive with one hand 😂😂😂😂
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@yeeebey
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11 years
Mans name comes like they leant on the keyboard. http://t.co/kgCQlXLGjx
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@yeeebey
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10 years
Only real g's get hayfever
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@yeeebey
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11 years
When your girls hugs her male friend for too long. http://t.co/T1ugYHEMad
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@yeeebey
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10 years
The day Drake goes on the Breakfast Club, the internet will shut down
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@yeeebey
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5 years
People hated on young adz and lb when free gutta came out. Told people they’d be the next big thing in the U.K. Lool now 😄 ppl even got at me for saying it
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@yeeebey
Yems
6 years
I’ll have to have a chat with my boy if he told me he sexed 9 girls in one week. I’ll tell his mum
@AnthonyOrija_
Anthony Orija
6 years
It’s mad cause I know dudes that’ll do 9 + in a week yet you’ll never see it in the TL🤣🤣🤣
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@yeeebey
Yems
7 years
2018 we only talking to girls in the drivers side of the German anyway
@msalli_
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7 years
when I start snapping dashboards don’t start putting eye emoji 😂😭😭
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@yeeebey
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5 years
Churches getting hit in the pocket hard. No more offering 😂 pastor Tobi driving an astra by the end of this
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@yeeebey
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6 years
Nah Blade thinks can ghost for 3 years and come release music and ppl will buy his album, that’s mad cos that’s exactly what Im going to do
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@yeeebey
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11 years
@SkyNewsBreak : 42-year-old man has collapsed and died after crossing the finish line at the London Marathon”
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@yeeebey
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9 years
Girls who sleep on bunk bed and don't have data outside asking boys why their car isn't German
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@yeeebey
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12 years
Congo Converses coming out 2013 http://t.co/d8DbMobV
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@yeeebey
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5 years
Lol insta n snap so boring everyone just doing the same shit. Snapping trynna do lifestyle
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@yeeebey
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1 year
A lot of people never graduated past the secondary school / uni level of friendship
@theashrb
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Ka, hmm… this is the context around “Bournemouth” lol none of them wanted to take ownership 😂
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@yeeebey
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9 years
Anytime I see a black guy with a beard, hightop and grey tracksuit I just know he has Twitter 😂
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@yeeebey
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10 years
Why are Chelsea fans booing David Luiz. He's not even black
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@yeeebey
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4 years
Side topic: why the hell would you wanna be with a women who’s family don’t like you because of your skin colour. You niggas are so strange lol ... till the day you die you’re living with that crap
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@yeeebey
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@yeeebey
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2 years
@neemqwiin @jayalerts How lol he was telling her to pass the details
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@yeeebey
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11 years
*in wrong ends* Roadman: yo you, where u from cuz Me:
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@yeeebey
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7 years
Bitches snapping dashboards with no central sat nav display. Smh. Just wasting your data
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@yeeebey
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2 years
I’m laughing cos London niggas deffo not letting her go after. All she going to hear in her ear after “u got snap”
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@yeeebey
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11 years
Some girls with big bums think they're God's gift. Your face still looks like my church creps b
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11 years
Girl: you coming over Boy: yh driving now Girl: cool, you can meet my bro. Came out of prison yesterday Boy:
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@yeeebey
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4 years
Pep to Aguero when he finds out they’ve given the 10 to Messi
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@yeeebey
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11 years
Pree the club man kicks ball for http://t.co/cpVNwyXShA
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@yeeebey
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11 years
Michael Moon taught me what to do if your girl try unlock your iPhone. http://t.co/08jlsKhUVM
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@yeeebey
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6 years
Cut off game strong lol 2 dodgy movements you’ll never hear from me again
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@yeeebey
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2 years
@PaddyMcGonagle7 @MetroUK Not you. You look like you can just about afford that hat on your head.
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@yeeebey
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4 years
Not going to lie sometimes we don’t help ourselves .. why do this shit now
@str8cashsunny
Str8CashSunny
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Even AFTER this...party still ah keep in church road 😂😂😂
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@yeeebey
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11 years
If you parents will pay for your car and insurance and the petrol lool good for you, not everybody has that luck
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@yeeebey
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8 months
@LIVA_GOTTA Loooool im starting to think he’s on the spectrum
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@yeeebey
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11 years
Yeah I'm finished cuz. http://t.co/wWS9oR3KuJ
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@yeeebey
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6 years
The energy a girl gives you the first 20 seconds you meet is the breaker if it’s dead just cut it off early lol
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@yeeebey
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10 years
Chipmunk went from doing tracks with Chris brown and TI to performing at uni raves and dissing big Narstie
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@yeeebey
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11 years
NIGERIAN ON CHEATERS // Don cry don beg 😭😭😭
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@yeeebey
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4 years
@MrLastMinute_ @respawnedtarga1 All about being in the deep end at first >>>
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@yeeebey
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4 years
Between 20-30 you’re still a baby lol internet and ig got ppl thinking they should have a 3 bed house and 2 Mercedes outside
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@yeeebey
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7 years
Early 20's are for taking risks. Some pay off, some are incredibly stupid. Learn from it, move on. Life doesn't end.
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@yeeebey
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5 years
Wish more black yute ms understood you don’t need to do F or trap anymore to make more than normal money
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@yeeebey
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11 years
@__tvh : @adeimage you kicked a cat?” // it asked me what ends I'm from
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@yeeebey
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7 years
The quicker you realise you die alone and none of this materialistic shit matters the better. Only thing you’re taking with you is your memories.
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@yeeebey
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6 years
If every black trapper in London used their money like the Turks and Albanians do black enterprise would be booming in London I swear down 😂
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@yeeebey
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6 years
Natural you know
@MaaraTweets
ǝlɐɥʍ ʇɐɟ ǝɥʇ ɐɹɐɐW
6 years
If you naturally smell like any of these, hmu 😍
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@yeeebey
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11 years
If you know about this game you are a certifieddddd 90s kid. http://t.co/6Rj0usYxR7
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@yeeebey
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10 years
When you've been holding in a fart for time
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@yeeebey
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10 years
Why do girls complain when guys say to them when you coming to see me.. What am I supposed to do, talk to u on WhatsApp forever?
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@yeeebey
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2 years
Ok u lot write your body counts on your forehead
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@yeeebey
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2 years
Finally just bring himself. Praise God. Before he’d answer this question with a quote from a film in 1968
@MichaelBensonn
Michael Benson
2 years
Anthony Joshua says money is the motivation for his return vs Jermaine Franklin on April 1st: "Money, money, money. I like making money, straight up." [📽️ @MatchroomBoxing ]
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Air bnb the largest accommodation service in the world and they don’t own anything. Uber the same and they don’t own a single cab. Ownership is overrated. Having control is where money is
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