Jayden @jayalerts Twitter profile

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2 years

Dagenham girls in one vid

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Indiyah: let’s be friends Ikenna: n😝o wo😝rri😝s

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6 years

Oi I didn’t know these instagram polls aren’t anonymous una. I been telling people they’re ugly with my chest 😂

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7 years

"Don't cum inside me" First of all, it's too late

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10 months

Ngannou said

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10 months

The way he danced over him 😭😭😭

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5 years

I knew j hus done black magic from when we were in beef and this guy teleported down Westfield escalators. As in he was behind us in less than a second

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6 years

Tariq just a lil confused. Georgia is a terrorist

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7 years

In primary school I bought a girl chocolate for Valentine's Day. She ate them then kissed my boy. If I break your heart just know it's her fault

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4 years

The last time I had car sex I looked up to see a polish fella with his cock out. Ever sinced it’s been cancelled. Barking is dun out

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7 years

Sly digs can't run pass me. I'll stop the whole convo and ask you to explain the comment

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5 months

Buss case on a paternity test and I never been so happy. The kid was bad vibes man I knew it weren’t my child. Anywho back to celibacy

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7 years

There's wireless speakers at home

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7 years

£2000 for 4 wireless tickets 🙃

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11 months

How do you kill a man then just cotch on the floor like this. Like she’s fulfilled her life ambitions

Sixty Diamond Seconds💎💎💎

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11 months

White woman charged with murder following stabbing in St Paul's, Elderly black man stabbed to death on street in what police say was a race hate crime

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9 months

Went boxpark yesterday and a girl told me her ancestors told her to give me her number then showed me her Crystal. I left with immediate affect shoreditch is a weird place

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2 years

The funniest thing about this video is she asked a motorcyclist why he’s not in the cycle lane🤣🤣🤣

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5 months

Once you get to certain age you have to understand summer is not worth wrecking your home

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5 months

Pre summer free agency is going crazy rn. Bare ppl entering the jungle 🤣

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5 years

@p1nksweater I’m not doing cpr on any Chinese person that drops down in a time like this fym😂

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9 years

I wonder if my examiners have my results in a group chat and I'm the topic of banter

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7 years

Can't do phonecalls with just anyone anymore. I acc have to want to chat to you

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6 years

@MansaCam Me? Leave this app? Never

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7 years

I just found out that girls know how to read snapchat messages without opening them. Boys stay woke.

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8 years

Uni was actually funny. You'll be asking someone if they're going to the 10am at 5:47am

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2 years

@JDB10430099 Personally I’m claiming to be in one of them cars

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8 years

One girl gave me her snap at carni. She said its 'ess_out' I'm so dumb I only just clocked what she did I'm fuming

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7 years

"Not feeling carni this year" loool alright love see you Monday

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7 years

Last time I went Croydon one young ting came up to me and said "what's your number" I said I'm not your age and she said "stop being dumb man I'm legal" I've never been back to Croydon

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4 years

What’s her sons name? I’m going with Jayden 😂😂

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1 year

A gay guy added me on snap to tell me he likes straight guys n I’m next. How many years can he get on the wing for this?

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1 year

Maturing is realising it’s not an insecurity to avoid party girls. A lot will cheat under certain conditions I’ve seen it all

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1 year

Mandem telling me taken gyal where in Marbella getting trains ran on them, it’s a cold cold world

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5 years

But let a Muslim say that and it’s war

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4 years

If I get in your bed n I feel crumbs you won’t see me again

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9 months

@shayraiix This is why they say women shouldn’t shoot their shot

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5 months

Fraud niggas genuinely have no idea what love looks like and it’s sad

moriarty

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5 months

If u ain’t in Dior, c/e class benz, iced out watch, then babes ain’t looking at u twice harsh reality

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8 years

Imagine being a big man and not being able to stick to one girl, you should be worried

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5 years

Tracksuit season 🤝 grinding

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6 months

Lool twitter wants me to watch my girl look at another man like this. Minimum 10 bodies

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7 years

Can I just state they were even Ferraro Rocher from my mums money are you dumb

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5 years

This year I’ve learned if you feel a certain type of way it’s for a reason. Always trust your gut never doubt your sanity

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5 years

Keep ovie in that villa we don’t want him out here with our women

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4 years

This is despicable behaviour. This country is full of vultures. Unfortunately I am one of them so who wants to put on some black air forces and hit up vue them niggas racist

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3 years

Range Rover mums don’t play around. I’m gonna insure my babes on mine

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4 years

How carni is looking this year

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4 months

At Recess my ex came up to me and told me she’s married. I will be switching to Uncle Wrays from here forth

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@Mr_Jwise

4 months

Short story My Ex roughly 14-24 times removed. Came up to me at Uncle Wrays and showed me that she still refers to herself as the nickname I gave her at 17 😍

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5 years

They’re an extremely large society I put them above the illuminati

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5 years

@xx_dezzz Are women putting this down to being grown?😂

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10 months

@nittatherebel Na man it’s be 10 years we need answers

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2 years

Anyone on here do visual flyers or can point me to someone who does? Dms are open

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5 years

I was actually gonna tell you all the full story but j hus visited me in my sleep and told me he’ll frame me for stealing lucozades so I will no longer be speaking on this topic sorry

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7 years

I'm tapping through some of these stories and I'm really not getting anywhere. I tapped one person 10 times and I was still on '12 months ago'

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4 years

Imagine this was you and you saw it go viral. Same people preaching bout male depression uno

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4 years

What I ordered online vs what was delivered 😊

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5 years

So used to being cold I really don’t know how to behave when I like someone 😂

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5 years

Me at carni after the mandem have ditched me for gyal for the 4th time

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7 years

My boy even rang my house phone to tell me I remember vividly

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2 months

This is the look of a man that will make your kids pay for suttin you done 15 years ago

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9 months

@konylishious This take is outrageous 🤣

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5 months

No idea what an ajnabi is but I’m gonna assume you just called me a nigger

yassie💫

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Somalis can’t even agree on the same clan let alone whole ajnabi Lmaoo you ain’t special.

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9 years

When the phonecall is getting dead and 'your phone dies'😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

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8 years

The people that only pop up to you after you post a snap are the people to stay away from. They're just whipped over looks no one wants that

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6 years

Getting aired is a humbling experience

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3 years

Pk humble isn’t a real person

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6 years

Imagine the real reason your partner doesn't post pics of you is because you're ugly 😂

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7 years

@alxisbrown If this was Xbox he would have said it

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8 years

When the day is nice and you wanna revise you gotta close your blinds, go on YouTube and type in 'rain sounds'

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6 months

To avoid this you acc need to leave the game before getting a babes. Work on reducing your ego and lust and you’re all good

Sants1017

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6 months

Life is so funny bcus the babe you decide to settle down with and leave the game for will be the one that cheats on you 😂

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5 years

@ewnowtf @p1nksweater So what happens if I actually caught virus and died? I want you to send my family money I don’t want an apology

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5 years

Another day in the streets but I love it here.. I mean who likes winter wonderland anyway

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7 years

You've tweeted you're going to wireless but you've forgotten your friends are rubbish and broke

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3 months

Realising the black community can’t be saved is a part of growth and maturity

Daquan Wiltshire DSG 🤘🏾🐝

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3 months

How do I get off of black twitter? I’m starting to get racist

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6 years

Graduating with a 2:1 in economics. It’s coming home🤗

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6 years

Told my mum I got a first in my dissertation and I overheard her on the phone saying “10000 words my son can write a book”😭😭

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7 years

Sometimes I look for a new dp but then I realise I'm not peng like that and just decide not to change it

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8 years

If you air and I don't question it, you really played yourself

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4 years

You my friend are in the rapture

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Yoooo, there are bare black people flying outside my window. It’s insane

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4 years

Some of you are actually wilfully fat uno

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6 years

I still can’t believe lil uzi told me I’m going to hell I had to say astagfirullah and I’m not even Muslim

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5 months

Once dealt wid a somali chick and her mum couldn’t look me in my eye. Never spoke English in front of me. You guys are never bussing case I’m sorry

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5 months

its wild how somalis are branded as this unique set of exceptionally anti-black people on the internet, when in reality we're no more anti-black than any part of the african diaspora, and considering how insular our community is, who exactly are these victims at the hands of us?

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5 years

Crack? Is it crack she smokes?

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Ngl Tracy Beaker fell off

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9 years

The edexcel c3 paper was hinting at me. 'Tanx=P' After that exam I won't be making no p's g

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7 years

Imagine going carni and seeing no gyal. Just hella man. Moving like one hackney block party

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5 years

Mum: 5’3 Dad: 5’7 Me: victim of circumstance

$KINNYLEGEND

@alicianokeyz_

5 years

Mum: 5’8 Dad: 6’2 Me: 5’10

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5 years

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5 years

@seun_olayeni @TosinKnows The tl think I’m cappin

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6 years

I can’t be the only one who read his bio in his accent

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6 years

This is how they read in set 8

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5 years

This kid won’t reach 5’5

stevanović

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5 years

@ArmzKorleone No one would touch your kid

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6 years

East london is no where near as mad as it used to be. When I was 7 my older sister and her friend violated one guy so he tried to kidnap me. Tf did I do man

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9 years

When I went to Jamaica I caught feelings for one I tried to hide my passport so I couldn't get home. I was 8 and she was 19 but I was ready.

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