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@yeaitsyourmom
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3 years
Wait I like them both is that what pansexual means
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People actually prefer edge pieces of brownies to the middle pieces???
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@IAmNikkiSavoy When will they realize we are legit helping them πŸ˜„
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I love when I share something about free food or lunches for children and someone snarls "feed your own kids". I AM. I ALSO WANT TO FEED YOUR KIDS. AND THE KIDS DOWN THE STREET AND THE KIDS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN AND THE KIDS A 1000 MILES AWAY. I LOVE WELL FED KIDS YOU CRANK
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You know, they could have offered to give $10,000 to any woman willing to carry her pregnancy to term
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@WoodyLuvsCoffee Wait, there are ketchup loyalists? I'm a "it's red and was on sale" girl
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@generalslug I'd file a countersuit for the exact same amount for emotional damages from her stalking my child for years
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@IAmNikkiSavoy We were 18 years last week! Happy anniversary!!
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@BeeBabs For me, this would go beyond even incandescent rage. Just the cold hard death of whatever had been between us and the immediate phase in of My New Life Without Him
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@DiabolicalSpuds Who chamungus hasn't misheard people from time to time
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@EssDubs707 @JohnFugelsang I agree. If half of the country voted for this lunatic even after ALL THIS then they are a far far larger problem than a single victory will solve
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@Mrs_L_Olivier @snide_sally @Kissmyazz24 @BonzillaG @Dumfukdetector @IsabellaEm1 @pondering_patty @Evie4Freedom 🎢 Jolene Jolene Jolene Joleeeeeene I'm begging you to come and get this man🎢
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@ess_trainor @designmom I never thought about the mere presence of more police amping up the stress of the situation, but you're absolutely right. I got stopped for a minor traffic violation and when a 2nd car pulled up halfway through I absolutely freaked out. Even though I knew it was nothing.
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@Cooperstreaming I heard someone joke when I was 19 that some men's philosophy was "if you can't find a good woman, raise one" and boy oh boy has that been ringing in my ears the last few years
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@EliMcCann This is where you make a big homemade certificate that says "good for one shopping trip" and make a big gushing deal about how you were so worried you wouldn't get exactly "the one he wanted" so you wanted to go shop together
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@AITA_online Know what family gathering is going to have bombass desserts? THE MOTHER'S FUNERAL.
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@TreeHuggerKing @ItsDanSheehan @MaraWilson My mom had a great saying. "Early bloom, Early rot"
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@ndi12345 @Nin_Jae91 @chris_j_bur Why do they always gotta bring lily white Jesus onto their hellhole FB pages
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@DiscordianKitty @nwhepcat Am I the only one wondering at how on earth you "dipped" it. I mean, its not paint. Peanut butter is DENSE.
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@SFShinigami @IAStartingLine They didn't "have" to walk, they *chose* to walk. This wasn't the Trail of Tears, it was a bunch of spiteful nasty people wanting to slobber all over their god.
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@shannonrwatts I'm going to be thinking about this line for quite awhile
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@JaneCun29570005 @DaleJr @Nationwide is this your official viewpoint, since your rep here is bringing you up...
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@sarahhartshorne Had my youngest at 36 and my Dr called it "Senile Gestation" I was like "LOOK I MAY LOSE MY KEYS ONCE A WEEK BUT I AM NOT SENILE" πŸ˜„
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@SketchesbyBoze Wuthering Heights. A bunch of terrible people treating each other terribly and then having children and the children are terrible as well.
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@markgongloff Do they think you can only make a fantasy series if you are fantasizing that everyone is white
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@DroegeDaniel @solognabologna Three cheers for malicious compliance
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I loved Car Talk. During a void where my father was a non entity for me and I had no close grown men to set a good example, they were a Saturday hour of fatherly uncley love and laughter and I will love them forever for it
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@jsbeyea Right? Feeding children should be so heavily encoded in our DNA it's a no fucking brainer
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@AdamParkhomenko I have a feeling at some point, it will be revealed that this crap is confessional.
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@JoshuaPHilll Don't forget they want grownups to be able to marry children too
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@Arriadna @mehdirhasan @KevinMKruse I truly believe this was true for a very very long time. But I can tell you every teenager and twenty something I know is chomping at the bit to vote.
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Did I ever think I'd hear myself say "THANK GOD MURKOWSKI WON" no no I did not but these are strange days my friends
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@consequence This is like Soy Bomb saying "I was on stage with my rival, Bob Dylan.."
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@rabiasquared I would perhaps phrase it "Tucker Carlson finally for once agrees with me ". Just to be safe.
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@T00thpasteW0rds @simonschuster Refusing to publish isn't banning. You want a copy so bad maybe he'll put it on the web for you. Or is he somehow entitled to make money from it?
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@AM_Pines @WoodyLuvsCoffee Honey, I live in Alaska. Western PA can kiss my ass πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„
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I'm sorry twitter, only Alaskans are allowed to tweet right now
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@CandiceBenbow I would definitely let my daughter go. Her friend will need all the friends she can get. 13 is too young to consent and way too young to be ostracized.
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So these are the Olympic kits Nike designed for 2024 track and field and lemme tell you how completely fucking warped it is to live in a time when your body is governed by 1864 laws but the powers want 2024 coochay on display at all times
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I'm not saying this has been a ridiculously snowy winter but
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@AlexaHysi @chrisotting "KIA, enjoy driving to your most beautiful worst day"
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@ShaneClaiborne I believe in "if you want to save the babies, save the Mothers " Universal healthcare Livable wages Guaranteed maternity leave Universal preschool
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@UjuAnya I had this epiphany with athletic shoes with my 13yr old. 13: I can resell these on eBay My old ass: dude, you're trippin nobody buys old sneakers even if they are clean 13: LOOK THEY JUST SOLD I MADE FIFTY BUCKS MORE THAN I PAID Me: 😳 His 2 adult brothers: WTF πŸ˜„
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@nuggetscribe @hankgreen That definitely crystallized it for me too πŸ˜„
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My hottest of Alaska hot takes: no PFD for military members stationed here. They didn't choose to be here, and the application specifically asks "do you intend to remain in Alaska indefinitely"
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The Air Force announced today that it will provide incentive pay to active duty personnel based in cold locations, including Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson and Eielson Air Force Base.
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@NPRWest My son was 5 when he told me "I love you so much Mom, you don't even know. And if you think you know, just remember.....your thinking is not correct."
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Late Forties Womanhood: aA one act play Me: *walks into work as always, carrying an enormous tote bag of creature comforts completely necessary for enduring an 8 hr shift and unpacks* 20something : HOLY SHIT IS THAT A BLENDER
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@pegobry Call us when you have a 15 year old daughter, then you can decide who is a "child". Although come to think of it, I hope you NEVER have a daughter.
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@JosiahHawthorne Just goes to show how it isn't about the babies it's about the PUNISHMENT
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My middle son is moving and I just dropped him at the airport and completely fell apart. This is the 1st time one of them has gone somewhere with no planned return. When I held him goodbye I swear it was his baby body in my arms. I could physically feel it.
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@Remember_Sarah Is it "come and go with me?"
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@jonlovett Women only fall into 2 categories to him. Lapdog or Lapdance.
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@J_Dot_J Sorry, I know as a onetime SAHM I should be joining in the torch wielding, but I am impressed that he is standing up for the kids that are not biologically "his" and refusing to watch the one that is be treated like royalty. Not the way to go, but he tried far better things first
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Finally getting to activate earthquake Twitter
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@CandiceBenbow I would definitely let my daughter go. Her friend will need all the friends she can get. 13 is too young to consent and way too young to be ostracized.
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It's always sad when I get excited to see someone from Alaska and go to their page and it's nonstop political unhappiness. Don't get me wrong, I love righteous indignation, but it must be seasoned with dog pics, aurora reports , artwork, earthquake jokes, etc. We gotta live guys.
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@BrandonLBradfor "She's tired of dragging my dead body around but if she had just bothered to ask, I totally could have come to life"
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Alright, that's it. I'm finally going to ask. Trigger warning: Bidets After a lifetime of being told not to wipe back to front because BACTERIA....how the hell do bidets not send all the mud up to the front porch
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I love the almost casual one kick precision NOT TODAY SATAN
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@ClarenceSaizon @jaydubbl @NPR Then stop child exploitation by making the Olympics 18+
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@PortiaMcGonagal I don't get what the traveling and the fertility have to do with each other, was she gonna get it on in all 20 countries and see what popped out
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FOLKS I JUST HAD TO EXPLAIN TO A MAN THAT MAKES AT LEAST TWICE WHAT I DO WHAT A RUDIMENTARY PIECE OF EQUIPMENT USED WORLDWIDE THROUGHOUT THE INDUSTRIAL FOOD SUPPLY CHAIN WAS FOR AND YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS I HIT REPLY ALL
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So I just went through the check stand and my total was 2.33 and I paid with a 5 and 3 pennies I had. The 20 something checker looked at me like I was perhaps intellectually challenged and asked what the three pennies were for. Is avoidance of more pennies not a thing anymore?
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@MattLaslo Where's the out of state teenager willing to kill people to protect property
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Breaking news: Alaska votes to administer ProFishency test to all potential candidates
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@TisStef It was evil and weird to begin with, and then the edit where he threatens to pull the hair of a six yr old girl somehow gets even weirder and eviler
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@isierranichole @HelenKennedy I guess Thank God he's not talking about him like he talks about Ivanka.
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I have such a weird relationship with summer. The nasty little voice in my head has already started in on "you're wasting your summer, your not doing enough, you're not getting outside enough, you're not getting healthier fast eno " BITCH IT IS STILL APRIL
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@NPR I'm not sure why it's even called "Critical Race Theory" when it's obviously way past being theoretical
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@NPR Well they could start with the parents
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@Lazycrockett @cnnbrk Saddest part is, they're probably MAGA and actually proud
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Hey this thing where Anchorage Twitter is happy is pretty nifty
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@lachancenaomi27 The only thing that gives me pause is "he's the only applicant". Does he not feel the need to tell other aboriginal people about this opportunity? He has no family or friends who could use this opportunity?
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@SAaron_Morrison The whole "Jesus I don't deserve what you've done for me" Sunday sobfest immediately followed by "I hate social programs, somebody might get something they don't deserve" freak out has always been incredulous to me
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@kendallybrown This is the "Brad Pitt left Jen for an edgy gorgeous lunatic who made his life hell but we all loved to see it" love triangle for nerds
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Driving in Alaska be like
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Pokin around in my husbands shop looking for some big nails and came across his stash. Is it drugs? Nope. Whiskey? Nope? Porn magazines? Nope . It's cheese. #greenflag
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@thatmartincat @Yamiche And called them "my people"
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An industrious vole has made use of the immense show hill and tunneled his way up to the bird feeder and it is the cutest thing
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A couple years ago I discovered that if I load up my greenhouse beds with snow, the dirt is alive and ready much earlier than if I wait and try to hose water the dirt to life. So that crazy lady down the street carrying buckets of snow into her greenhouse is me πŸ˜„
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The next election isn't until 2026?!?!?! MY GAWD IT ALREADY FEELS LIKE DUNLEAVY HAS BEEN GOVERNOR FOR TWENTY EIGHT FUCKING YEARS
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IT'S OFFICIAL!! WE WILL BE HOSTING A FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT!!! A 14 YR OLD BOY FROM SPAIN!!!
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I got my first Pfizer dose about an hour ago and so far so good!!! Thank you so much you guys, I didn't cry once today cause I could feel you all with me and I have cried everyday about it for 2 weeks so I know it was cause you were carrying me ❀️❀️❀️❀️
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GETTING VACCINATED TOMORROW AND I AM FUCKING TERRIFIED a thread 🧡 I've held out as long as I have, not because I'm an anti-vaxxer or a conspiracy nut, but because I specialize in the rare/never heard of/don't worry honey that never happens. 1/
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How come I only ever hear about fishmongers and warmongers. Are there other mongers? What do you mong?!?
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@Robbiepierce Need business cards with the number for religious trauma hotline so you can pass it out " here kiddo, you're gonna need this someday"
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@MarkSpringer @MediumSizeMeech Please give me 5 minutes to enjoy a pleasant and tender moment without a reminder that the world is a steaming pile
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@mrs_g_rider In my fifties now and this has only gotten worse
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5 years
Late Forties Womanhood: aA one act play Me: *walks into work as always, carrying an enormous tote bag of creature comforts completely necessary for enduring an 8 hr shift and unpacks* 20something : HOLY SHIT IS THAT A BLENDER
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I was frustrated as hell at work earlier this week and filled out an application with the state out of spite yesterday and they just called me for an interview 😳
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We had to let go to our big guy to today. I knew it wasn't going to be long and I thought I was emotionally prepared but the end came really fast. I miss your crazy joy runs. Thanks for that last one Sunday I could see that it cost you ❀️
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Hitting the road!!!
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@keegzzz Was trying to phase out saying "For fucks sake" and caught myself at the last second and it came out "oh for frying out loud" so I've put that into heavy rotation
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@HiddenBrain Just so you know, when I told my 10 yr old our NPR station was going to be down for the week , he immediately shrieked "ARE WE GONNA MISS HIDDEN BRAIN?!?!" You got some serious fans out here in rural Alaska !
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@MattyT_6 @Thurka149 @sairasameerarao They asked a question. She answered. "lording a sense of superiority "....really? Really?
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2 years
Spring greetings from the middle of Alaska where there is still 5 ft of snow
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@SunnSkullDream @nuggetscribe @hankgreen Such a seasoned argument is difficult to stand against
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