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@yayasc
MaChamane
3 years
money comes to me easily, effortlessly and frequently. my financial cup runneth over. i lack nothing.
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JC 🩶
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Nonsexual thing that turns you on?
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@yayasc
MaChamane
1 year
lo-tiktok wenu owafika, usanganisa abantu! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@yayasc
MaChamane
1 year
📍
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@Nthabeemaringa
N'wa Maringa
1 year
Tiktok's easy hacks have become our secret weapon for a stress free life🤗 if you're a lazy Makoti just like me nayi connection on how to get your things done quick, fast and EASY 😎😎 #TikTokThatsHau If you wanna learn more click here
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@yayasc
MaChamane
16 days
friendcation…
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MaChamane
1 year
i’m really not a fan of a man sleeping over at my place…kodwa ke - wine, flowers, food, imali ya-gesi namanzi, his own toiletries, ipipi elimnandi, insipho yok’washa izitsha, i-gas ye-heater ne-globe lase-bathroom!
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Mthembu
1 year
Ladies. When a gent is coming for a sleepover at your place... What must he bring ?
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@yayasc
MaChamane
3 years
transparency (in communication), being taken care of, thoughtfulness, buying/sending me flowers, affection, being prioritised (quality time), loyalty, kisses and cuddles.
@Yvette_Aloe
Author. Speaker Yvette Ratshikhopha📚🌍
3 years
What makes you feel loved?
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@yayasc
MaChamane
3 years
Hi guys. I’m selling black disposable masks, a box of 50 for R100. I’m based in Durban. Please kindly RT, your support would be highly appreciated.
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@yayasc
MaChamane
4 years
mom, this morning ❤️😍
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@yayasc
MaChamane
3 years
update: ulungisile bakithi umfana (ugcine ezibonele yena eventually)…ngiyibhibhudle kancane, ushintshi ngawufaka ephaketheni
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@yayasc
MaChamane
2 years
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@yayasc
MaChamane
1 year
uNkulunkulu emuhle njalo, we’re still standing. Uyalalela, aphendule.
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@yayasc
MaChamane
4 years
@QueenBellefleur @Melusi_MD Grooming is the predatory act of maneuvering another individual into a position that makes them more isolated, dependent, likely to trust, and more vulnerable to abusive behavior. The goal is to prepare the other person for abuse (for example sexual or financial) at a later time.
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@yayasc
MaChamane
2 years
sbwl for God’s grace to locate and takula me esxukwini, and offer me a permanent contract of employment on the spot; with a salary offer that’s double/triple what i’m earning currently. 🕯🙏🏾
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@yayasc
MaChamane
2 years
🎓
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@yayasc
MaChamane
1 year
s u n d a y
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@yayasc
MaChamane
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@kaaego
KAEGO 🌴💸
1 year
10. Favorite picture you took in October ?
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@yayasc
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1 year
@Que_Hiber unami 😑
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@yayasc
MaChamane
2 months
@hlovo_ fair…but how would you know?
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@yayasc
MaChamane
3 years
says he’ll send an e-wa’ so i can get myself wine or whatever. ukhale ke u-ti ti after a few minutes. ngicela ningibukisa mah-eh @BossMatriach @TTsport @Ma_Mtimande @ZakhoAya i can’t laugh alone!!!
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@yayasc
MaChamane
1 year
not being wished a “happy birthday” by someone close to me, makes me feel unloved/not important; and ngikuthatha ngenhliziyo nje ngempela. someone didn’t wish me same last week and i texted them “angisak’khulumisi” the following day. only to learn that they…
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@yayasc
MaChamane
3 years
guuuuuuuuys 😂😂😂😂😂 waze wangang’hlonipha umfana ona-47! ung’sukelile ek’seni wathi let’s go for a coffee date, updates towards midday ukuthi he’d be here in an hour…gwiqiqi sekune-emergency yespani eStanger and he needs to rush there, axolise axolise axolise and then…
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@yayasc
MaChamane
4 years
i like the patriarchy part where it's mandatory that men are always providers. 😊❤
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@yayasc
MaChamane
6 months
s u n d a y
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@yayasc
MaChamane
3 years
men who can cook, men who buy me food, men who take me out to eat, men who eat me and so on and so forth >>>>>
@cnehshuga
Sinethemba.
3 years
I have a thing for men who can cook
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@yayasc
MaChamane
1 year
i love the comfort, security, solutions and alternatives having money gives.
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@yayasc
MaChamane
3 years
j a n u a r y
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@yayasc
MaChamane
2 years
“you deserve a love that stays. even when it rains, especially when it rains.”
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1 year
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@yayasc
MaChamane
3 years
impela okuhle nomusa kuyakungilandela imihla yonke yokuphila kwami; ngiyakuhlala endlini kaJehova kuze kube phakade.
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MaChamane
3 years
@yuhskuntt some don’t communicate the end of a friendship but it becomes clear. as much as reading between the lines is daunting, but i detach when there’s a shift in energy and that works for me ♥️
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@yayasc
MaChamane
6 months
s u n d a y
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@yayasc
MaChamane
6 months
today’s a pasta and wine day
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@yayasc
MaChamane
5 years
I've been seeing a lot of "I GOT THE JOB" posts lately..soon soon I'll be saying/writing same. ❤️🕯️
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@yayasc
MaChamane
1 year
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@yayasc
MaChamane
1 year
…had a miscarriage two days prior. i have been feeling like shit since and need to accept that a day is just a day, there are bigger fish to fry for everyone else and it doesn’t mean that i matter any less. ♥️
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@yayasc
MaChamane
11 months
she’s alive, well and home safely now. thank you so so much for the retweets and spreading the word, God bless you all, nikwenze nakwabanye ♥️
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@yayasc
MaChamane
3 years
he wants a situationship, i want a relationship. goodbye. ✌🏾
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@yayasc
MaChamane
1 month
@hlovo_ romance to her is getting flowers. so as much as her boyfriend does something waaaaay above buying flowers, yena she feels loved a bit more when she receives flowers. and until she’s loved in a way she feels loved, she won’t completely appreciate any other gesture. 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@yayasc
MaChamane
4 years
@simphiwedana not you sisi, not you please! nje nje you were kiking about Ree's unemployment, kumnandi kunjeya with your fingers. waze wabhora ke.
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@yayasc
MaChamane
4 years
@noloo_mbatha they know very well
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@yayasc
MaChamane
11 months
ayikho into engiqeda umsoco like someone who’s not a man of their word!!! ngcono ungiyeke, uthule, ufe futhi!
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@yayasc
MaChamane
3 years
i feel most loved when someone goes out of their way to help me/take care of me. ❤️
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@yayasc
MaChamane
3 years
the happiest of birthdays to mommy dearest, the love of my life, istraight sami, uMaGcugcwa ♥️🥰🥂
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MaChamane
3 years
@sir_camble “it was worth it” = you’re still together?
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@yayasc
MaChamane
3 years
…ugcoba ikhanda lami ngamafutha, indebe yami iyachichima.
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@yayasc
MaChamane
3 years
konje nathi umuntu uma eyo-sign’a i-contract of employment kumele agqokeni? 😁
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@yayasc
MaChamane
3 years
“a person with mental illness can be surrounded by all the love & care in the world & still succumb because it is, after all, illness.” - @MoanerLeaser
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@yayasc
MaChamane
3 years
wine and pasta is always a good idea.
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@yayasc
MaChamane
1 year
- i am open to abundance - i lack nothing - i have everything i need
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@yayasc
MaChamane
5 years
"Feed me with ALL the love languages back to back, piled on each other, or leave me alone." - @theslumflower
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MaChamane
3 years
i’d be a cater-to-you bitch ek’seeeeeeni for a hardworking and providing man. spoil my ass and i’d “yebo baba” forever and a day. 🤞🏾🕯🕯🕯
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@yayasc
MaChamane
3 years
@kay_mahapa ub’superstardomism bakhe bunob’phara phakathi
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@yayasc
MaChamane
5 months
s u n d a y
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MaChamane
3 years
this is the day that the Lord has made, i will rejoice and be glad in it.
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@yayasc
MaChamane
7 months
“i got the job” - me, next month 🙏🏾
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@yayasc
MaChamane
5 years
"..uJehova makagcwalise zonke izicelo zakho." - Amahubo 20:5 🙏🏾
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@yayasc
MaChamane
3 years
kwathi k’senjalo ke…i just received my school results. out of 6 modules, i bagged 5 distinctions 🎓🙌🏾😭💃🏽 MY YEAR IS DONE!
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@yayasc
MaChamane
1 year
thank you Lord for the gift of a new day.
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@yayasc
MaChamane
5 months
between these, i can’t pick one
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@oyinloye_s
Pizzylee
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11. Which is your favourite picture of yourself so far this year ?
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MaChamane
1 year
mom & i? we will dance!
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@yayasc
MaChamane
3 years
pt.2 // @ Authentiq bar & restaurant: 198 - 200 florida rd
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MaChamane
4 years
sisi!!! listen, i can’t recall how many times i’ve cried tears of gratitude from such help. “which tampons do you use?” - TEARS! “what’s your meter number?” - TEARS! “ngiphekile, woza sizodla” - TEARS! “ngicoshe lapha nalapha mzala” - TEARS! being sent money - TEARS!!!
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Ree
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During some of the most difficult times in my life, it was practical gestures of help & kindness from friends that held me together, not well wishes or prayers, actual help. I’m not saying prayer doesn’t work, it just doesn’t go alone when a person is in desperate need of R50.
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MaChamane
3 years
i want a pic like this of myself. gotta! before the end of the year!
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MaChamane
2 years
@Musawenkanyamba @NanSishange there was no need for an apostrophe here, “bahlulwa” is perfect as is.
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MaChamane
3 years
Amahubo 103
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3 years
I AM GRATEFUL FOR THE MONEY THAT I ALREADY HAVE; AND I’M OPEN TO RECEIVING MORE. 💫
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@yayasc
MaChamane
1 year
The will of God will never take you, Where the grace of God cannot keep you. Where the arms of God cannot support you, Where the riches of God cannot supply your needs, Where the power of God cannot endow you.
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@yayasc
MaChamane
11 months
she’s alive, well and home safely now. thank you so so much for the retweets and spreading the word, God bless you all, nikwenze nakwabanye ♥️
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MaChamane
3 years
@BossMatriach uvele wafaka i-ta’
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@yayasc
MaChamane
2 years
my favourite man, umkhulu, turns 86 today 🎂🥳♥️
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@yayasc
MaChamane
1 year
uthe umphathi ang’bambe la:
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@yayasc
MaChamane
1 year
kuconsa iphenti same time!
@__Neesha_
your soulmate
1 year
This text can easily change your day from gloomy to wonderful 😅
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MaChamane
3 years
@Palesa_Dwaba from the 1st screenshot nje, mina i didn’t find the mother funny at all. ungicasulile nje…i want to fight her!!! lapho uthi she’s accepted ukuthi uLuyanda is lesbian but her chats/words are very phobic. the dramatics of calling omalume? continuing to dig and finding lubs? bible?
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MaChamane
3 years
hay’ iMvana, eyophayo Yahlatshelwa thina (thina) hay’ uMmeli, wabonayo Wasimela thina
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@yayasc
MaChamane
1 year
35 years…
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@yayasc
MaChamane
1 year
1 lala, 1 vuka 🥳🎂🍾
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MaChamane
1 year
peace that transcends all understanding. ♥️
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MaChamane
3 years
i wish this for every woman who suffers from period pains. to have someone who’ll show up and do something kind/to put a smile on your face (without us asking). it really makes so much difference. ♥️
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MaChamane
2 years
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@yayasc
MaChamane
3 years
🍴beef short rib (8hr braised short rib on the bone; samp risotto; truffle oil; shittake mushroom)
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@yayasc
MaChamane
5 years
@MysticxLipstick I swear I don't even understand THIS question
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MaChamane
3 years
wait expectantly on the Lord.
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MaChamane
4 years
@Saso_DT ubone nini ukuthi it’s “highly inappropriate”? sekukhuluma abantu? i mean, surely you saw and read the flyer before iphumele emphakathini? no?
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@yayasc
MaChamane
11 months
a much needed weekend getaway
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@yayasc
MaChamane
3 years
it doesn’t “bother” me, i’ve never been umuntu we-skeem/squad…i do, however, sometimes crave girl trips/lunches when i see others post about them but i just smile and move on. akung’qwashisi.
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Sinethemba.
3 years
Does it bother you that you don’t have a squad or a group of friends to do stuff with?
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@yayasc
MaChamane
2 years
impela okuhle nomusa kuyakungilandela imihla yonke yokuphila kwami 🙏🏾
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@yayasc
MaChamane
2 years
this tamia concert idinga umuntu afike e-fully healed please!
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@yayasc
MaChamane
6 months
ngime kahle mina mfethu, so ayikho into engang’faneli.
@mbalis_bakery
Mbali Mashinini
7 months
Do you know which clothes look good on you?
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@yayasc
MaChamane
4 months
t h u r s d a y
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@yayasc
MaChamane
1 month
@lee_tskk the photo is right there!!!!! i don’t even want to talk about the size HE asked for.
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@yayasc
MaChamane
2 years
3 days max of these questions mase uyaz’thintitha!
@sup3rsun
marang a letsatsi.
2 years
The part of heartbreak where you ask yourself what you did to deserve it bc all you did was love wholeheartedly 😭
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@yayasc
MaChamane
6 months
f r i d a y
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@yayasc
MaChamane
1 year
lo-tiktok wenu owafika, usanganisa abantu! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@yayasc
MaChamane
1 year
kungene umholo ufice kusakhona owenyanga edlule? Lord i’m grateful, i do not take it for granted that all my financial needs are met. i lack nothing. 🙏🏾
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@yayasc
MaChamane
5 months
@MazikodeThah 😂😂😂😂😂😂 i need you to log out!!!
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@yayasc
MaChamane
4 years
@MantoNtusi ey icasula kabi leyo sex. kungaphumi ngisho u-“fuck” omncane, owodwa, at least bakwethu!
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@yayasc
MaChamane
6 months
s u n d a y
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@yayasc
MaChamane
5 years
Azilali esinkini. Ang'khathali noma ngabe.. - mom drilled that in me and ngenza sure, noma ngabe it's just 2 plates.
@Madcool_U
Ur_Cousin 🌞
5 years
Sco pa tu manaa
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