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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

7 months

✨ BOOKS I’VE READ IN 2024 ✨ ~a review thread~

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@c_thatpghguy

@UkHgap

@CECILMcBEE1

@lilcrybanger

@bokeplokalmalam

@Qi4dX

@i_space_carrier

@WeRIntoSurvival

@EzequielJa38242

@NicStrisc

@sanisma13

@LyleNavia73581

@wonysho

@rzxiaogang

@BZAUpdates

@guang56835

@SimpsonKei98222

@ZaraNoor092

@bokeplokalmalam

@StalkingVi96051

@CAkeia75581

@MarieBjoerk

@18familysex

@MShawntai38112

@kunu_kensho

@KhalilKurt

@cppape

@LenaeMira72211

@terryjean915

@colostomy_sAY

@FamilyPorn52840

@travistianho

@Barbara49286443

@RAften61502

@beefyqbear

@ShaylahD73427

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2 years

@isabelzawtun

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@SECBarstool what was that? more taylor? you got it lil buddy!!

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

7 years

how mooving

Madison Quandt

@madisonq10

7 years

Find yourself a guy who purposely feeds his cows in the shape of a heart just to send to you ❤️

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6 years

I was picking up an order inside at @chickfila when a freak thunderstorm blew up and the worker gave me a plastic bag to keep my food dry and walked me out to my car with an umbrella. we don’t deserve chick fil a employees yall 😭😭

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@jaydenlovetaysf lmao but she did win an award

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

4 years

I WATCHED GOOD MYTHICAL MORNING FOR THE FIRST TIME AND OMGGGG I AM HOOKED

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3 years

@BBCBreaking why pay your warehouse staff a livable wage when you can spend it on space travel instead 🤪

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5 years

@BoyYeetsWorld

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5 years

zaxbys is the superior chicken establishment and I will not be taking any further questions or comments on the matter

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

6 years

infinity war spoiler but no context

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emily 🎃

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6 years

THIS is the guy who’s been calling me fat on twitter???

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

6 years

this is how I feel about life in general

The Late Late Show with James Corden

@latelateshow

6 years

Let's see show John @mulaney is feeling about his appearance on tonight's #LateLateShow :

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@AlexiLalas

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

6 years

swear to god the next dude who blatantly stares at my boobs while having a conversation with me is gonna get his dick stared at right back and when he gets offended and asks about it I’m just gonna say “oh I thought that’s what we were doing” 🤷🏻‍♀️

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

11 months

@chantgod on my first date with a guy, he told me that if he could have babies with his car he wouldn’t need to be on a date with me, but I was a good “second choice.” there was not another date.

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@21metgala fire the stylist wtf is this bra

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

3 years

@BBCBreaking

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

3 years

YALL HELP ME TELL @LAURDIY THAT WE WOULD BUY THE ABSOLUTE SHIT OUT OF ANY BASIC BITCH SNEAKERS SHE DESIGNS

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

7 years

@CNNPolitics

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

5 years

hi @missremiashten I just want to say it brings me so much joy to see how happy you are in your videos these days. you are living your best life and thriving and seeing you happy makes me happy. keep doing you queen!!! 💖

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@yappyemily

3 months

@DPMCanty FUCK HIM ALL MY HOMIES HATE CRISTON COLE

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

5 years

#GameofThrones

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

7 years

finally found a use for my 280 characters #GUNCONTROLNOW #GUNCONTROLNOW #GUNCONTROLNOW #GUNCONTROLNOW #GUNCONTROLNOW #GUNCONTROLNOW #GUNCONTROLNOW #GUNCONTROLNOW #GUNCONTROLNOW #GUNCONTROLNOW #GUNCONTROLNOW #GUNCONTROLNOW #GUNCONTROLNOW

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

6 years

says the country putting children in cages

BBC Breaking News

@BBCBreaking

6 years

'A cesspool of political bias' - US announces withdrawal from UN Human Rights Council

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@tswifterastour but what about meredith 😭

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@yappyemily

7 years

@13ReasonsZone

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emily 🎃

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5 years

BIG mood.

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

7 years

I just drove through UAFS’s campus and asked some dudes what’s 2x4 and they said idk I failed geometry twice I said dang you really do go to UAFS

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

6 years

wow it’s almost like HE ISN’T SUPPOSED TO BE ON DISPLAY IN A TANK 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

6 years

it’s incomprehensible to me that we’re doing more as a country about taking a knee during the national anthem than we are doing to stop school shootings

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@yappyemily

6 years

is this bao

shelby fine

@nikrznik

6 years

me rn

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

6 years

dude told me that if he could have sex with his car then he wouldn’t need to be on a date with me

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

7 years

yall remember in 2012 when we thought this dude was the worst?? and now five years later he’s the voice of reason. 2017 just keeps getting weirder man

Mitt Romney

@MittRomney

7 years

Roy Moore in the US Senate would be a stain on the GOP and on the nation. Leigh Corfman and other victims are courageous heroes. No vote, no majority is worth losing our honor, our integrity.

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

4 years

how it started vs. how it’s going

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

3 years

I’m going on a trip in december and I so badly want to rock your new merch, can you tell us when it’ll be available?? @missremiashten 🥺

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emily 🎃

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2 months

@readinghwa 🍁

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

6 years

I am so doing this #thankyoudrford

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

3 months

@faiIwife ooohhh, that’s an interesting take!! I definitely saw these two scenes as rhaenyra having the backing of the masses and history while alicent has the support of no one and the sun is setting on her time knowing any semblance power

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

6 years

whenever I’m on the phone with a customer and the connection is bad and I say “can you hear me now??” I always expect them to say “good” like those old cell phone commercials 😂😂

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

6 years

when you check to see if they opened your snap and it says opened 10 minutes ago

cait

@caitlinmruiz

6 years

Caption this:

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

7 years

here’s a thought maybe if people didn’t rape and sexually assault other people, there wouldn’t be victims come forward to accuse them of such things

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

6 years

for the love of god STOP ROMANTICIZING MENTAL ILLNESSES

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

5 years

“do I hate this girl or am I being insecure about something?” @schnitt_talk ep 14 is highkey making me check myself right now

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

7 years

I want this woman on the supreme court

FOX59 News

@FOX59

7 years

Judge Aquilina at Larry Nassar hearing: “1 in 10 children will be sexually abused by their 18th birthday. 1 in 7 girls; 1 in 25 boys by their 18th birthday. That means 400,000 babies born in the U.S. will become victims of child sexual abuse. It stops now."

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

5 years

yall don’t bother using @klarna their “shop now– pay later!” tagline is total bullshit. I got charged for a purchase I made yesterday and when I contacted them about it this morning they said that if you tap on “learn more” before you purchase, it says you’ll be charged 🤬

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

6 years

oh hell no if my best friend is doing some dumb ass shit you best believe I’m gonna be telling her she is doing some dumb ass shit. THAT is what real friends do homie 👋🏼

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

2 months

@theebakedpotato the b stands for beatrice, except I don’t like beatrice. I just like b and that’s all. THE MEMORIES YOU JUST UNLOCKED WITH THIS TWEET OMFG

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

6 years

before you make an april fools day joke about a fake pregnancy — don’t

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

4 years

teachers should not be forced to put their lives in danger!

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@Brian_Scally nature is healing

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

6 years

mental illness does not excuse abusive behaviors. abuse is abuse. period

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

6 years

NOTHING jamie lynn could ever do would be as iconic as it’s britney bitch

Cay

@caylamasters

6 years

Jamie Lynn Spears' "are you ready?" in the beginning of the Zoey 101 theme song was the equivalent of her sister's "it's Britney, bitch.”

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@yappyemily

7 years

@crownmejulz -use lace that doesn’t rip when you look at it 🙄

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

6 months

@foxgrove__ it sounds like you are now single

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@yappyemily

6 years

the social commentary on this is america is unreal oh my god

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@yappyemily

26 days

@KillaMinga keep my girl jenna’s name out your mouth

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@yappyemily

7 years

okay but who WOULDN’T look at her like that?? 😍

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

4 years

@laurDIY here’s a pup to cheer you up !!

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@yappyemily

6 years

is colorado even a real place

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@yappyemily

5 years

@rosegoldpapii @jo_nayners

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

6 years

who the actual hell goes to ihop for its burgers

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

3 months

our ivf failed. I’m so heartbroken. I’m taking some time off socials. ily guys

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

7 years

@MTVNews delete this

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

6 years

dominos pizza has a wedding registry?? 😂

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

6 months

new to #booktwt & looking for besties, so here are some things about me: • she/her | 28 (almost 29) | ♉️ • will read any genre except nonfiction lol • fav read this year so far: the nightingale • taylor swift & soccer fan like, reply, or rt if you wanna be moots 🫶🏼

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

6 years

big idiot energy

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@yappyemily

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@FearlessWithTS cats 🐈‍⬛

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

6 years

the worst thing about moving out is having to have the “there’s food at home” talk with yourself

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

4 years

@coraraejepsen her name is 7up and she would like to be friends with mr grape soda

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@i_justlikecats asleep 💀

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

7 years

sooo... like... these idiots do realize that the nazis lost wwii, right?? #charlottesville

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

6 years

god bless @burgerking for having icee machines that actually work (I’M LOOKING AT YOU @MCDONALDS ) 👀

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

6 years

I got excited about the world cup being held here and then I realized that’s eight years from now and I might have kids by then and then I started worrying about trying to find a babysitter. EIGHT YEARS IN ADVANCE. FOR KIDS THAT ARE NOT EVEN BORN. my mind 🙄

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

6 years

the way people treat you when you’re not at your best will tell you everything you need to know about them

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@yappyemily

1 month

“your age isn’t in your bio so I didn’t follow you back” yall I have “WIFE” in my bio. if you can’t figure out i’m not a minor from that then idk what to tell you 💀

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

6 years

IT’S REAL I LOOKED IT UP

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@yappyemily

6 years

if you’re using the bible to justify ripping children away from their families, you’re gonna have a really nice surprise waiting for you someday and it is deffo not gonna be eternal paradise

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@yappyemily

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@PopBase @blazedftrem @ddlovato

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@yappyemily

6 years

don’t post that you’re “heartbroken” somebody died and then not show up to their funeral. there are people actually mourning. have some damn respect and stop looking for attention dear god

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

7 years

somebody pointed out to me that taking a nap to help solve your problems is the human equivalent of “have you tried turning it off and back on again?” 🤯

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

4 years

@king___beasley

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

6 years

random coworker: how’s it going? my brain: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it me: oh, it’s going

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

6 years

I officially know what I’m getting for my first tattoo and I am so excited for it 💚

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

6 years

I miss obama more than I miss some dead relatives

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

6 years

on today’s episode of “dumb shit I see on my facebook feed”:

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

1 year

@MLS NO LONGER LAST BABAYYYYYY

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@yappyemily

6 years

mood all day everyday

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

6 years

we have to sidebar because we remember things we wanna tell you while we’re talking but if we ask you to remind us to tell you about it once we’ve finished the main story, you don’t 🙄

Liam

@Liam26x

7 years

Girls talk so much that they never actually finish a whole story. They always start a new story within the story they're telling

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

7 years

you heard it here folks it’s all been leading to captain america’s ass

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

4 years

this winter storm is doing 2000% more than any southern governor did to stop the spread of covid

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

4 years

@laurDIY idk if it’s helpful or not but I remember it because Affect is an Action and they both start with ‘A’ !!

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emily 🎃

@yappyemily

6 months

my heart is broken. you were just a baby. the universe is unspeakably cruel to have taken you from us so soon. you were so loved and adored by everyone who met you. there will be a ruby sized hole in my heart for the rest of my days. I’ll love you forever sweet girl 😭