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@yaesohn

5 months

Camilla too!? They're dropping like flies!

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5 months

Horse that led Queen's funeral procession to Windsor Castle dies

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"Liz Lemon-ing" is when high achievers often with postgrad educations, mortgages, savings and secure jobs at the top of their field run around shouting "look what a fucking state I am sometimes I eat cheese after 10pm what am I like!?" for relateability.

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What incredibly specific JRPG trope are you? I'm the treasure chest teasing you from the next jail cell over; inaccessible until you revisit the castle 40 hours later.

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In my head this is Sue Gray.

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3 years

Which Angel is this?

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Gay Halloween costumes are like "oh this? I'm the scarf Mira Sorvino folded at the end of Romy and Michelle"

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7 months

Yesterday at the Tate a nice lady who didn't have her reading glasses on asked me to read this to her.

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4 years

Remove the ethnicity filter.

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1 year

Ok but that's Cilla Black

Art of Lost and Cancelled Media

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Concept Design for the Ronald McDonald High Chair at McDonaldLand

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7 months

You'll never guess what this is in response to.

beer and real cider lover

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@ItsMatt_Again I’m sure the people who snitched on Anne Frank thought they were ethical 👍

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He's technically queer by right of having chemsex eyes.

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Nicholas Galitzine felt somewhat guilty taking gay roles as a straight actor. “I identify as a straight man, but I have been a part of some incredible queer stories. I felt a sense of uncertainty sometimes about whether I’m taking up someone’s space, and perhaps guilt. At the

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1 year

. @DragRaceEs continues to inspire 😌

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3 years

First day back in the office and someone has clearly had a busy lockdown.

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6 months

Brian received one (1) indirect critisism and fully and publically collapsed and he's so real for that 💜

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2 months

In the UK to vote against the government you have to chase the democracy car on foot...

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Voters at Milton Road Library get to experience the rare sight of voting from the back of a car as we've had problems getting into the building … hopefully we'll be in soon but for now our polling staff are doing a great job ensuring early voters can still cast their vote!

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4 years

Is it too late to go to Spanish art restoration school?

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1 year

Hotel room vibes just checking the light

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1 year

@trippwhitbeck @APotatoSoph @realchasecurtis @flikQ Directors with video cameras are actually very good at portraying hands.

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6 years

In order to erase a gross, misogynistic, transphobic gay trope, I now decree the following: ⭐ Gold Star Gays are gays who can't drive. 🌟Platinum Gays are gays who've never owned a provisional licence.

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4 years

"urgh! I can barely take care of myself I missed my virgin active personal trainer session 😂."

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1 year

@oink2boink @theonlyshortboy

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2 years

@popLOCKEdropit Not a psychologist. Looking at her website shes did a 30 hour online CBT course. Then got a haircut. Then straight to tiktok.

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1 year

@marcusjdl Seeing her father in law make his mistress queen after offing the first wife might hit a little close to home.

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1 year

Latest edition of The No Shit, Sherlock! Times is out.

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4 years

Twitter is full of them.

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5 months

If you're video calling me on this thing you'd better have your cock out.

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audio and video calling are now available to everyone on X! who are you calling first?

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5 years

Does he have any haters who AREN'T fags?

GAY TIMES

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5 years

. @todrick fires back at his haters on epic queer anthem FAG.

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3 years

@DebraMessing @iamrashidajones

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2 years

Oh I see. You wanted a bank holiday but only for sit down email jobs.

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6 years

@TomZohar @MathTeam 'It's so unfair that we've mistreated women since the beginning of time and fostered a toxic power dynamic making it inconvenient to arrange consensual anonymous sex.'

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1 year

Fuckit main.

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5 years

This tweet is bringing me so much joy because of the sheer number of unique responses.

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10 months

She literally can't help herself can she?

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3 years

This happened THIS season!

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2 years

@niacerise Keep Jesus' name out your mouth and admit you just crave attention

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5 years

Lecturer: Each of you tell us your name and where you're from. Me: I'm Jason and I'm from Scotland. My New Nemesis, Apparently: I'm Linda and I'm from Scotland too but I've got the accent.

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3 years

@GenieGene_PS All that to eat instant ramen out of a cooking bowl!?!?

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4 years

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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5 years

@Asymetricalhomo That is a horrible thing for you to say about yourself.

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2 years

@jpbrammer

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6 months

Whoever came up with this incredibly convoluted, camp episode is a genius but also terrifying #Traitors

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6 years

Did gays just grow facial hair between the years 2012-2018 was that their job?

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3 years

Good morning Taika and/or Tessa I'm poppin on a brew do you want one 😘

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2 years

That O2ussey is WRECKED it is GAPING

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10 months

@WeyesBlood Babe it's right behind you...

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3 years

I'm literally in a poly relationship and if I see three people claiming to enjoy sleeping in one bed I call bullshit.

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3 years

@AeronauticsAnd I would simply not.

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9 months

INSUFFERABLE.

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9 months

I'm about to pick up my new 'nice' glasses and I'm gonna look insufferable in them 😌

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7 months

Fuckit.

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6 years

Todrick Hall just telling queens over and over to do it better without giving any actual constructive criticism is literally what my inner saboteur sounds like.

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1 year

@BlazesAccount Nobody cares about 6 gay gays in LA and that has been a huge problem in or community for years.

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2 years

@jvn I have literally been assaulted in the street for being gay and that was less annoying than your self-created attention-drama.

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4 months

Collegue asked what size my t-shirt was because they were buying a gift for someone my size I said probably 'small' then I checked... Next Boys Yr14

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6 years

'wow I like this band. I wonder if they're playing in London?' *checks Spotify* They played London last week. They're on a plane back to Canada right now. EVERY FUCKING TIME!!!

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3 years

@Deliveroo You did this on purpose to enrage people

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3 years

@DerbysPolice Thank god you stopped them someone might have had a chill night in not bothering anyone!

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4 years

@FTI_US I hear this monster works for you?

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queer icon. be PrEPared was actually about pre-exposure prophylaxis

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6 years

Hey folks it's nice that you're keeping fit but by definition any queer body is a pride body. Pride is not a dog show for us to inspect and rate each other.

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2 years

@SimpGanassi If the Tories thought there were 1000p in a £ that would explain a lot.

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1 year

@alsoabouteve Til his break is over.

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6 years

“Tidying Up with Marie Kondo” (2018)

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3 years

Lil Nas X may be gay but more importantly he's an exquisite shitposter and THAT'S the representation that matters.

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5 years

When you've blown your load and you ask him to fill out a feedback form...

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3 years

Snitches get scritches.

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1 year

Literally me when I've had whisky. Huge night for miniature sex-goblins.

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2 years

@kerricolby Girl stop opening doors you're letting the heat out!

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5 years

@tastemade @tastemadeuk Just because you piled up biscuits in the shake of a cake doesn't make it a cake.

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This is a game changer for me and my heavy-uddered wife

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@surgeonshall I hope they washed the butthole off it first

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2 years

catwife and I wish you a fortuitous eggmass

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@huntichon this.terrifying.little.freak

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4 years

@notfolu @DeliciouslyGay How peoples' skin looks in her photos...

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4 years

Genuinely thinking of marketing these with a different face at each angle for when London goes full on surveillance dystopia 😡

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11 months

Ok hairs washed I have a new shirt and I found a wrestling singlet in the £12.99 store so I'm less grumpy now

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3 years

People in monogamous relationships should wear additional signifying jewellery because I get it you're *married* but can I *bang* you?

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3 years

@local__celeb But she chose not to.

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4 years

A delivery just came and he was a WHOLE MAN he wore SHORTS he had CALVES and he was RIGHT THERE SPEAKING TO ME IN REAL LIFE AND SMILING 😯

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1 year

When the couple who saw me across the bar haven't told me they like my vibe yet...

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4 years

@garrrish @auntanxiety But you missed out on building your own major in *checks notes* climate change and Korean skincare?

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2 years

@camilleswriting "actually you must have cum because I'm very good at sex and let me tell you why..."

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6 years

I'd love to be excited about Drag Race UK but let's face it David Walliams is going to somehow get involved and ruin it.

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6 years

Love my new pin from @maruti_bitamin ’s store

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6 years

@ShappiKhorsandi You know that you're still using just as much packaging, right? Only instead of recycling yourself you're littering and expecting someone on minimum wage to pick it up for you. Worse, you're doing it in front of them like they're not human beings.

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4 years

I guess that cat getting eaten.

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I went outside today

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@bklynb4by @samueljenkinson POV you're being waterboarded by a most expensive twink

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@NFL

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My apartment is in boxes and my cats are scattered across London and I'm probably not going to be able to go to Homobloc and I need a haircut but I'm holding it together.