we fucking found an abandoned pet ferret wandering outside my apartment today, shes covered in fleas, extremely malnourished, and her back foot is swollen and looks infected :( shes a marshall ferret because she has the same ear tattoos as my boys :( someone dumped the poor baby
so i was at the bar tonight minding my own business and some drunk guy grabbed my stool and spun me around to look at him and told me βyoure so pretty but that nose ring is hideous and it needs to goβ +βyouβll never find a man with that thingβ this is why i donβt leave my house