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chronicling the Star Wars Expanded Universe in chronological order ⚔️ currently on: Lost Tribe of the Sith⚔️

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Another month, another update on the chronological EU project. Peep the link in bio to follow along more closely if you’re interested 🌝
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Wait, Panaka goes on to become a Moff in the Empire? Wtf
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Damn, Expanded Universe goes hard 😳
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gang is this fair?
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@reddit_lies Ok I’m vehemently against censorship and surveillance, but people like this need to be on a list somewhere.
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@realswtheory At this point it doesn’t matter what you say, they’re just mad they lost their show and want to call anyone who isn’t actively shilling for it a racist misogynist
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@StarWarsExplain Well said. There are legitimate grievances against the show out there, but this is not one of them.
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@senattoramidala If he knows the general story, then do 1-6 If he’s brand new, then release order Replace Acolyte with Andor and Rogue One :)
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@jedi_flodux Kind of painting with a broad brush here. There legitimately ARE some poorly written characters, female and male, and there legitimately ARE some overpowered characters, female and male. I don’t think painting everyone who points these out as sexist is helpful discourse.
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@realswtheory they say “toxic masculinity” and then jump at the first chance to mock a man for showing his emotions. weird behavior
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@MaceAhWindu @EverythingHP_ Dude, all these theories of which events could’ve changed the course of things, and I honestly think from a psychological perspective, this was the #1 thing. Imagine being in love with someone who is carrying your child and you can’t tell a soul, even your best friend.
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@hourly_shitpost Pss pss, come here Fentanyl 🥹
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@GalacticaDrama1 Rio is not dead! Expose government lies! He’s in a New Republic prison! Rio did nothing wrong!
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@ThePusshy He just seemed like a homie. Didn’t think he’d end up being an imp
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@TheSWU @ComicBook Would watch the SHIT out of that fym
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@bigmick284 How far they fall 🤦‍♂️
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Name a Star Wars character most people like but you can’t stand. I’ll start:
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@sw_holocron CW Anakin’s neck is the width of his waist lol
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@sw_tweets I swear I’m not a Disney hating incel, but man, after the amount of high quality Old Republic material that LFL put out over the years, to see Disney wipe the slate clean and see the “Old Republic” timeline be empty is lame. They really can’t acknowledge ANY of that? 😭
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@Plokool811 Reading DK’s Timelines book right now lol
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@LucasSWGirl @TheGreyRonin 2005 CGI >>>> anything Disney has ever made for Star Wars
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@mynerdyhome Drinking game (hard mode): Take a shot every time they say “incels” or “people of color”.
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@Queener_Weener Every time I realized it was a Hondo episode I got so mad 😂
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@gabeluvstarwars Loved them both, but definitely Survivor.
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@Vara_Dark Acolyte and now this. Do you think big corporations will begin to learn their lesson and start quietly shutting down these types of projects?
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@sw_holocron “but something like that could be adjusted”…
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Visiting my mom and stepdad and as I’m drunk on white claws she gives me this 😭
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@Wendys The comments made me so happy. I’m glad we’re past the period of pretending corporate memes are funny at all.
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@sw_holocron Naw bro. Disney had its chance and dropped the ball. I’m good with no new Star Wars. We’ve got an unlimited supply of EU material already.
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Phantom Menace just finished. Generally calm audience but I can tell we’re all feeling a little tired already.
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@IamHCB @letterboxd 3 words: Beau is Afraid
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Star Wars Marathon begins: The Phantom Menace 😎
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Say hi to my new friend 👋
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Star Wars Twitter: 45% bashing Star Wars 45% bashing people that bash Star Wars 10% enjoying Star Wars
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@ScriptTrooper Just got the box set 😎
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@FacebookAIslop AI loves saying “step into the world” and using these ✨🌟💫 emojis idfk why
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@GalacticaDrama1 And then the scene in A New Hope where he scares off the Tusken Raiders and goes “I’m telling you, Luke, we’re letting too many of their kind in.. it’s an affront to our way of life” would make more sense.
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What did we do to deserve a Star Wars series with the most endearing father-son relationship, a perfect balance of respecting the OT while building the Mandoverse, comedic relief (without being too much), and some of the most exciting fight scenes?
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@sw_holocron Damn we are getting a LOT of Star Wars news 😮
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10 years ago today, the Star Wars Expanded Universe was established as a separate continuity from canon. (Took this image from starwarslegendsfacts on IG)
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The Star Wars movie marathon continues… Up to Return of the Jedi!
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@SWCulture @ArkNazo No, Savage was the green one. Common mistake, don’t worry.
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@sw_holocron Fuck it, I’m already $75 in the hole for the movie marathon. Why not blow another $50 on an R2D2 popcorn bucket 💀
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Fuck it, Lord of the Rings Marathon. Haven’t watched LOTR in over 15 years and have never seen the extended editions, so here we go 🤠
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It begins 😬
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@ezrautism Ok I’ll do an in-universe fact I just learned: In EU, Plo Koon used Force Lightning occasionally and had to answer for why he did it before he could be accepted on the Jedi Council.
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@ShitpostGate Bro this is so deep 😭
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@ArmandDoma You can tell he was being told to use the “No one’s fault but mine” phrase because he keeps, very confidently, falling back on that
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Why did they cut this? Such a great scene and it would’ve fit in perfectly.
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Which deleted scene in all of Star Wars do you most wish hadn't been removed? I'll start ✨️
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Star Wars fans are all hot as fuck
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@ScriptTrooper Remember when the post-ROTJ universe had Thrawn and Mara Jade and Luke and the Yuzhan Vong? Now it’s a mute puppet and a Mandalorian flying around.
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God I damn near forgot how good the first season of the Mandalorian is. The storytelling, the acting, the characters, the battles, FUCK this is good Star Wars
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@sw_holocron There better be one for the movie marathon too 🧐
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I love when people unfollow me when I say I don’t like certain Disney Star Wars projects. If that offends you, just unfollow me now lol. I’m not here to “omg yassss” everything that comes out of this franchise.
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“You can’t hear an image” Explain this then:
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@StarWars0nly @starwars you can fix this mistake by giving us an Acolyte trailer ☺️
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@starwarstufff Have some exposition explaining how the Trade Republic got in with the Sith. Show glimpses of Qui-Gon’s obsession with prophecy and disinterest in the rules of the Jedi Order earlier on than on Tatooine, so that we understand why he’s so set on retrieving Anakin.
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It is with great pleasure I have decided to announce I will stop being a soyboy centrist and start just saying whatever the fuck I want. From now on, this account will unashamedly denounce Star Wars that sucks, post things that might offend some, and of course worship General
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Okay, hear me out… A Revan movie or series. From left to right: Revan, Bastila, Canderous. Am I crazy?
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Just ordered my ticket for the Star Wars movie marathon
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@LostHistory9 I have no idea what’s wrong with this since I know shit all about archery, but since getting into shooting handguns, whenever I see them in TV/movies I cringe at the grips and safety practices (or lack thereof) 😂
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@ShitpostGate The hero we need, but not the one we deserve 😔
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Continuing my Star Wars movie marathon with the OG, A New Hope 💫
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@MaceAhWindu @EverythingHP_ And then with the premonitions of her dying from childbirth and he can’t tell anyone. Obi-Wan was like the father he never had, and he knows he can play a crucial role here, but he has to stay silent. That could’ve changed everything.
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Continuing with my Star Wars movie marathon is Attack of the Clones 🔫
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Me opening my laptop every morning at 6:30am to begin consuming and cataloguing the EU for my like 5 fans:
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@SCentralized “So there I was, -364 degree weather, not dressed properly, and these AT-ATs just refuse to go down.”
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@AnatoFinnstark @Lord_Of_Shorvia me holding my dog’s face while he tries to sleep in peace.
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@spidey_zilla @ArkNazo This is him now. Feel old yet?
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Bliss 👌 Who’s read this? What do you think?
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@StarWars0nly Safe to assume they’ll include things from the end of Bad Batch S3?
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@CryCinema Dude I forgot about this 😂
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@SWfananimations Working my way through it still, but Malgus slaughtering Vindican after realizing they’ve finally infiltrated the Republic was fucking sick.
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@AuthorisedNerd Bad Batch was meh
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@Targ_Nation @ElatedEnchilada Weird, I just watched it for the first time yesterday
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Happy #InternationalWomensDay Who are your 4 favorite women in Star Wars? Mine: -Mommy -Mommy -Mommy -Mommy
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Happy #InternationalWomensDay , loves! Who are your 4 favorite women in Star Wars? I'll start 💫 - Rey Skywalker - Leia Skywalker Organa Solo - Padme Amidala - Ahsoka Tano 🫶
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Getting my first Star Wars tattoo on March 31st 🙏
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Just had two Disney Star Wars-hating accounts unfollow me, presumably because I said positive things about Bad Batch? I think I get some of those followers b/c of my name and then they realize I can enjoy EU AND Disney and want no part of it. That’s fine, that’s not my crowd 😊
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@Cyn_da_lad @LookAtMyMeat1 I bet he felt so edgy making this joke for the first time, and then every time after he felt gross inside doing it but had to keep upping the ante to give off the “dark humor” thing he’s going for.
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Watching some podracing at the gym. Guys, I’ve got a lot of money on this Ben Quadinaros guy 🤞
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Proper gym attire ✅
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@jtimsuggs Agreed she did not deserve the toxicity she received, but her acting in this show really took me out of it. I wanted to enjoy it, but she was just not a believable character at all.
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It begins 🥳
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@sw_holocron I guess there’s mild similarities, but let’s be clear… these two productions are on VERY different levels. I don’t think even Headland or Filoni would pretend the Acolyte is anywhere near what LOTR is, and I’m not even a big LOTR fan or anything.
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For those who don’t know, I’m currently cataloging an exhaustive chronological read/watch/play-through of the Star Wars Expanded Universe. If you’re interested, I’m tracking it on IG (same username). I’m about to start the Tales of the Jedi comics, so come take a peek 😎
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@hellotheredoc Yo!! This is wild. When I watched this in theater over the weekend, I stg I was thinking “I never realized it looks like he’s laughing” 😂
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Me in theater tonight when Darth Maul activates his lightsaber
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watching this in the theater tonight gonna bring out the 10 year old in me
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Aaaaand we’re done. Just finished Rise of Skywalker. Ended up being in the theater exactly 24 hours 😂 what a trip
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What was the single moment where you first thought “Holy shit, I love Star Wars”? For me, it was seeing ROTS in theaters when I was 10 and for the first time ever seeing the opening crawl on the big screen.
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@sw_holocron I’m definitely glad to hear it, but was this not implied?
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@69thRedBalloon Chopper?! Really??
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@clonehumor Jax being afraid of heights. I’m locking my answer in 🫳🎤
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@LucasSWGirl Bring me back to 2005 dog 😭
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I would give my left 🥜 to get a full movie like this in theaters 😭
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Rogue One playing at the gym 💪
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