X.orlali @xorlaliplange Twitter profile

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X.orlali

1 month

My friends asked chatgtp who Xorlali Plange was 😂 CHATGTP working full time. Next time someone asks who I am, ima be like ask chatgtp

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X.orlali

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3 months

Them: He got to America and got indoctrinated by white people and became gay 😭 Me in Nsawam at age 9. showing the girls how to do it. 🌚

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2 months

@_kwakuboateng A lot of men can barely hold intellectual conversations though.

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10 months

I got fired from a job for posting this couple on their wedding day on my status in 2018. I captioned it “goals” 🤣. This marriage bore 3 kids in 5 years while the company that fired me hasn’t risen from its fall within the with the CEO gone on hiatus within the same 5 years.

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16 days

Okay. My view about modelling changed in Grad school. And I think the main problem is actually making “modelling” the beauty social. (And I mean runway) Models are simply canvasses on which creatives display their work. It’s just a 3 dimensional representation of a sample.

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GTCo will never pick me. You’ve never seen a woman like me on their runway — Plus size model

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4 months

Stop calling these fabrics Ankara!!! It is called NTOMA/TAM in Ghana. GTP should stop sponsoring you since you want to be Nigerians so bad.

#TV3GH

@tv3_ghana

4 months

Feeling and looking like royalty in a regal Ankara look ☺️ #TV3GH @TheCookieteeGH

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11 months

I teach in NYU. You’d never get in. Relax.

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3 months

@Marys_lair Awww that’s cute. I’ve been walking naked too. Waiting for my future husband to marry me and choose clothes for me to wear. 🥹

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7 months

This will be the last and only time I give you any attention. Now listen, My cheekbones are high, my jawbones are prominent, my brow bridges are wide and my lips are thick. My lil sideburns are shaped to give emphasis to my jaws and cheekbones. My waist is 22inches, long neck,

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7 months

@xorlaliplange Jesus Christ so another man go see this thing and find it sexy 🥶wtf is wrong with generation of today just look at this bro

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16 days

This is what African Fashion Shows should look like. IMO Why? Because we’re expressive people. Our eyes, hands, hips, how we tap on our laps etc. So campaigning for just inclusion wouldn’t do. Changing the genesis of the entire culture would.

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Our runways are also patterned after that of Europeans, who are slimmer than Africans.

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2 months

@mao_0k If my daughter is inside kitchen cooking, my son better be laying bricks at the back of the house. If you want traditional gender roles, DO IT WELL.

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9 months

It’s disgusting for cis-hetero men to be applauded for things effeminate men have had to perish their lives for!!!

@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆

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9 months

Falz the fashion icon!

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1 year

One thing about wives, they’d always come back. She will cheat with multiple men and still love you. Home is where the heart is. Pray, dress sexy and massage her when she comes. Don’t leave her, it rains everywhere.

Antonio 👶 Tshilidzi SiSQO🇿🇦

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1 year

My wife is cheating and she don't know that i found out about what she's doing behind my back...i don't know what to do for now

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1 month

There’s an early Nigerian feminist whose husband took her name instead. It was also a name she got from her former husband.

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8 months

Before getting admission into schools abroad I had a job offer in Ghana. It was in one of the high commissions/embassies. It was paying 30,000+ cedis a month. (The rate was in dollars). It was an offer from a man I met at the vice chancellor’s award ceremony at UG. I got

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3 months

🤣🤣

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2 years

Optical Beauty is defined by high cheekbones, prominent jaws, long neck and clavicles. 34/26/38 mostly and long fingers. If you’ve read any beauty book you’d know. Clearly she’s not the ‘naija beauty standards’ which is why she’s contesting globally and not Miss Anambra State.

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This is what happens when the beautiful ones refuse to come out to contest. #MissNigeria

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2 months

It was a terrible co-habitation because a woman you’re not married to suggests you take part in house chores in the house you both live in?

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It was a rollercoaster of issues on a daily basis as I was not allowed to take calls from 8pm. She drew up a timetable for house chores that I have to be actively involved. In her words, she's not a slave and we are not Married. It was a terrible co-habitation

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10 months

6 Feminists wrote my recommendation letters that got me into Cambridge, Berkeley, NYU and Howard. During my interviews, I was told these women said some very powerful things about me. 2 Feminists wrote heartfelt visa sponsorship letters to American embassy, I just mentioned

St. Jude, Patron Saint of the Down Bad✨🦋

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10 months

TL cleanse? Tell us about a time a feminist provided you with an opportunity, financial aid or any other assistance that relieved you in any way.

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3 years

I also assumed you may like to see the video in full. Outfit by myself, shoes bought with my own money, hard face, high cheek bones, prominent jaws and a good graduating GPA. Err should I mention my thriving little business ? Or I should be modest ? Lmaoooooo!!!!!!!!

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1 month

@aishaabdi___ And watch them get so furious when another man does it to them

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22 days

Dear, angry, bitter, wicked feminists on X who want to take their bitterness to the next level in Academia ☺️ Fully funded scholarships. 1. U. of Washington 2. U. of Minnesota 3. U of Michigan, (for those whose work is interdisciplinary; history, English or psychology). These

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1 year

@ArsenalSensible @avirgoworld Do you realise women who provide in their homes are still expected to do domestic duties, be fertile etc etc? That’s where the problem is.

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2 years

I finally got to meet the class I’d be tutoring. Basically similar to what I did back home, but this time it’s an entirely different set of people. I’m happy about my progress. I miss all the students in my Fashion Clinic back home. And I look forward to becoming even better.

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1 year

@2RegGuysPlus @DonCorleANN You mean black women chose food stamps and section 8 over y’all? 😭 Damn you’re that bad?

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20 days

@Abhishekak45737 Did you say stink? Are you projecting?

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7 months

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👑 Pharaoh 👑 🇳🇬 🇬🇧

@Ugochukwu_96

7 months

5. When was the last time you felt truly beautiful or handsome on camera? Quote with a picture/video!

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1 year

@Obadeyforyuu Why? Male children don’t have hands?

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10 months

Ghanaians did not copy agbada from Nigerians. It has been worn by Housas, Dagombas and in fact popularised by Muslims from the northern parts of Ghana and eventually across the south. We called it kaftan. Originally from ‘Maghreb eras’ When you open the layers of the head wraps

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3 years

Thanks for the share. I hope this post brings you all the satisfaction you need in life to be happy. ☺️☺️☺️

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2 months

George is an Indian fabric a French company copied, commercialised and sold it to Igbo merchants in 1890s. Nigerians didn’t appropriate it from Indians, they engaged in a TRADE with French merchants, popularised the fabric and created a CULTURE out of it. So that picture isn’t

Cassandra O. McGee

@CassOdafe

2 months

Before you comment a little search on the internet will help you, the ankara, the lace, the damask we wear to trad weddings was not initially our culture Muting you all! Let’s spread love

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2 years

Costume, Culture and Decor class attended by all first year members. Through out my life these are the only times I have felt the need to belong. Own my place among very few individuals who have fought their ways to be here. I’m happy these are my utmost priorities at 22.

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2 years

@odigie_lex @thetommyk_ The post said homosexuals not pedophiles. Read to understand.

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2 months

@pattampoochi_pn Men call themselves protectors. What are they protecting who from?

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10 months

Trust me, if I was just a fashion designer, I’d stick to trends and stay out of the topic. These are my works. 1. These are various cultures and interpretations on bogolan Afi. Ghana, Mali, Burkina Faso, Gabon you name it. 2. The 2nd is my woven work. Loom and saori method

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@_apuss_ @xorlaliplange I don't remember asking you that question. Or does being a fashion designer exempt you from being wrong?

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2022 (Academics) Graduated First Class Hons. UG. Best Graduating Student in Theatre Arts. (Vice Chancellor Awards) Got into top prestigious schools; NYU (MFA), UC Berkeley (PhD), Cambridge, UK (MA), Howard (MA) Enrolled in America’s most prestigious Arts school. Tisch, NYU.

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@NwankwoChi46095 @__peachess0 Aunty you have to take your education more seriously.

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2 years

I’d be desired and wanted and loved and treated nicely above all else. That’s just how it’s designed. 🥰

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3years ago today… A random man in my area pissed me off so bad! So I warned myself. “Xorlali, you really can’t breathe the same air as these people” And so I went on google and typed “How do I become the Susan Hilferty of Ghana” 🧵

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1 year

@CHUKWUMEBUKA_ @akua_coco This is how I’m raising my babies! We’re not taking any nonsense in 2035.

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1 year

How much bribe do we pay to get into Pentecost Prison, my man rich. pleaaaasee🙏🏾🙏🏾

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1 year

Sam George sends strong warning to the west over the passage of LGBTQ bill #UTVNews

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2 months

@_ayebatari They separated New York from American 😂

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2 months

I think it’s rude to adopt someone’s ultimate bridal element and put them on your bridesmaids. When you borrow a material from someone’s culture you use them in the same capacity the originals do. You don’t downgrade, you elevate. That is what culture appreciation is about.

#ReOccupyJulorbiHouse

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2 months

I want to know what @xorlaliplange thinks about this topic

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2 years

Them: come and wear heels in Ghana, like you will see. Me back in Ghana in heels for literally every event. Them: if you like come to Teshie, you will see? Me: 🤦🏻 🙄

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2 years

Ghana may want to cherish and hold onto the few intelligent and talented young people who are still at this point interested in working and serving the country though. Its future is already too bleak to be selective over identities and sexualities.

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27 days

@Jamesoflife In a nutshell, not only are these men illogical, they clearly don’t even know what EMOTIONS mean.

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23 days

@favoritefavie And they sit like that on seats they don’t own by the way.

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2 years

Being able to deliver back to back bridal wardrobes within hours. My forte. It was such a delight knowing brides could always feel confident about their express orders. Bookings for 2023 opened and I’m excited 😅

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11 months

@unregulatedlog @xm_muva Feminine men do not joke about raping women. Y’all do. Rest

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I’m not sure you know what homeless look like.

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10 months

One full year of bliss. 💰 🏅 🍽️ 🎁 💐 🍆

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2 years

A sequel; Almost Xorlali Plange !!! One time a bitter person told me, “FYI your cheerleaders will soon leave you.” No hunny! They won’t 🤣

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@majesty_md -Men withhold opportunities from women when there is no sex involved. And you still went ahead and wrote this?

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3 months

How I like to show up with money I didn’t work for. 💅

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3 months

@ojoobabusolami I posted Ms. Jay Alexander on Facebook as my role model. My mother cried her eyes out 🤣

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3 months

@FIoppyPancake @cosmicowgrl No. They go to war to protect the coffers of a state.

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2 years

Multi-purpose distin. 😍💅

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2 years

The semester was nice. 😀

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2 months

@BigBadReni Tiktok commenters are so creative 😂🤣😂 “Thank you so much for encouraging me never to marry for love” 😭

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11 months

This is where it comes from. ❤️

secret life

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@xorlaliplange I wish I had half your confidence 😂❤️

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2 years

“I have spent many years of my life in opposition, and I rather like the role.” Eleanor Roosevelt.

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10 months

@kayewhitehead “You will die single with your puppies” 🤡 These stories make it easy to die with your puppies lonely.

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1 year

@KnobSlobberz @septimusajprime They’re there for paycheck sis. Just the pay check.

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X.orlali

@xorlaliplange

10 months

Last W for the year. By popular request, my second work is on display now. I knew this would pick up eventually, I just didn’t imagine it was going to be this quick. Second exhibition in one year is wild. And thank y’all, I thought Twitter was my war zone, but there’s just

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3 months

😂 2016 2022 YenNews, it’s the same person y’all 😆

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X.orlali

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7 months

Here. Final presentation selected and approved. Budget stamped. I will be designing Marcus Gardley’s THE HOUSE THAT WILL NOT STAND. It opens on 2nd May, 2024 at the Walkers. So I guess the skit paid off ❤️❤️ Cry.

Can you see my screen?

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7 months

Is this for skit?

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X.orlali

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2 years

@NWSMGQuis @thetommyk_ People are just existing and living their lives and you say they are forcing shi on you and your kids 😂. Your kids are your responsibility sir

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X.orlali

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8 months

Let me tell you a story. Everyone said I read a useless course. My mother is the only one who believed in mine. I studied clothing, make up, women’s anatomy, bead making. I studied every Ghanaian traditional song, I learnt how to perform every Ghanaian traditional dance, play

big baby🦋

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Again, what is this useless course I’m reading hehn

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1 year

@hmsxjx You people are indirectly making women the head of the house now. Because it looks like men can’t reason and think and make their homes, only wives can? Hmm

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1 year

@Bigmuyii @Obadeyforyuu At least I don’t wait for a sister to come and cook before I eat.

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2 years

@odigie_lex @thetommyk_ 😂such a lame poet. Someone is talking about lgbtq folk and you’re talking about kids. You’re a pedo yourself I guess. Stop touching your nieces.

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3 months

@majesty_md Clearly someone does. And it’s not me. Look within

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3 months

@The_von_Truber That’s what I’m saying 😭😭😂

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2 months

@fixondennis That’s your problem

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10 months

It’s funny how every Nigerian is calling the lady dumb and asking her to do research and stuff. 🤣 It’s very understandable for an Igbo to wear kente in place of Akwete because of its similarities. A lot of northern Ghanaians replace asooke with fugu because of its sheer and

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2 years

‘You’re ugly’ ‘Your face is hard’ ‘Your jaws are hard’ ‘You look nasty’ ‘Pimples on your face’ ‘Your dp is ugly’ Yen… yen… yen… I no dey care. 😜

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@KT_Samuel Ashantis are very tribalistic. And their tribalism is systemic. Ashanti tribalism has created bad stereotypes for almost all non-Akan tribes. It’s way deeper than online trolls and mockery.

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All of you dirty useless d @gs who can’t show your rabid rapist faces. You comment I block!

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5 months

@_vickson_ That is someone’s signature design. If you want that? Go to her. If you don’t, there are so many shops who won’t make your dresses like these.

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11 months

Me celebrating after a field day on twitter. If I don’t piss you off wetin I gain 😩 Jumpsuit from my Sena collection limited edition.

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8 months

I was making gowns in Ghana. My bridal wardrobe package started at 7,000cedis to 50,000cedis. I had a staff of 6 and 4 interns. We served one bride a week. My highest bridal package was a Housa wedding (in Nigeria), I made 75,000 Ghana cedis. We were fully booked as at March

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30k?! Fuck mannnn if I ever reject that make my niggas shoot me

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2019 Me: we will not leave Ghana. I will be making clothes. Her: I will be selling hair and my RTW brand. 2022 Me: I am going to do my masters o Her: I will do mine in Legon, go and come. 2023 Me: America is sweeter, you must come. Her: Saa? Woyɛ sure? Okay. 2024 ‘US’

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@Paula_Gambz And you didn’t tell him to pray? To go on his knees and shakrababababa skoooomamamato’ Go to war room and prayyyyy!!!!

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@lmTheReasonWhy As a queer man, I’ve been sprinkled all my life. The only time I loved someone for his nothingness, he attempted cheating. Back to sprinkle sprinkle and I’d move on to sprinkle x4 any moment.

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During one of my grant situations, my deadline to use the money was 30th May or I lose it. So I decided to use it to pay for my flight, my photography sessions, GTP fabrics and my workers. NYU Tisch policy states no grant can pay for flight or vendors in another country. As the

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What is your greatest achievement in 2023?

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@arbigirrl @PoliceNG Rest in your femininity love. Everything will come along. Be more feminine, submissive and take accountability. His mind will change. ❤️

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11 months

NYU opened its new Ultramodern Theatre at the Paulson Center on Mercer Street. The African Grove Theatre. My research work on Ghanaian Wax prints were exhibited as part of the opening dinner and toast last week and It has been on display since then. My little documentary pilot

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X.orlali

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You want me to call it in a Ewe/Ga name so bad. But here. The traders were Akans. They named it. When you buy it and take it home, whatever you call it is your business. The business was predominantly done by Akan Women who would travel to Accra. Started with Fante women (they

X.orlali

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Stop calling these fabrics Ankara!!! It is called NTOMA/TAM in Ghana. GTP should stop sponsoring you since you want to be Nigerians so bad.

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